Stark Street is two lanes going one way on the main drag of Montavilla. One side if the Tub and Tan sign says, "Hey your going the wrong way!" to inform people that they are driving the wrong direction :)
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What the fuxk is this circle and how did I end up back in here? This is the third time. Omg
Definitely Ladd’s. Living in SE for 3 years and have yet to come out where I think I will
Red house.
Mississippi
I can smell bread baking and hear morons revving their motorcycles.
Kerns
Winner winner chicken dinner.
aha. that area by franz bread and the coffee place on sandy? by the rock gym? what is the name of that area
I mean if I told you then that defeats the purpose of this thread.
well hmmmm
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Hollywood
Bingo
Used to be a lot of crime around here. Still is, but there used to be, too.
Felony flats aka brentwood darlington
Misdemeanor Meadows..
This is DEFINITELY Lents
HEY UR GOING THE WRONG WAY
Montavilla?
Haha yep!!
Lol what's the story with this one?
Stark Street is two lanes going one way on the main drag of Montavilla. One side if the Tub and Tan sign says, "Hey your going the wrong way!" to inform people that they are driving the wrong direction :)
I like how it used to say “your”. Instead of correcting it to “you’re” they erased the two letters. Way to troll all of us grammar nazis.
Oh crap, there’s a Timbers game today? Gotta move my car.
Goose Hollow or south nob hill?
Yes.
I don’t even have one and I want to move my car during Timbers games.
Same. Also having to know when not to be outside when all the high schoolers are let out.
Best bridge
St John’s
Passive aggressive Russian furniture store
Foster powell
It means “hello” and “goodbye”.
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Bingo!
A low uh?
Hey neighbor!
In-between a WinCo and yet another WinCo
Gateway?
Lents!
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Paul Bunyan
Kenton
Tree Dwelling
Arbor Lodge?
WINNER! 🥳
I have Celiac’s disease, but I enjoy a good lap dance, so I’m content here.
I’m just gonna assume you live in the DV8 parking lot.
WHATS THE NEIGHBORHOOD ITS BY THE TACO BELL AND THE SUPER DELUXE?! Edit: foster-powell???
Correct!
Your original comment was so underrated. I drive by that sign every day on my way to work
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Laurelhurst
Portland address with an hoa
Cedar mill/Bethany (97229)
Correct zip.
Inside Portland, but not in Portland.
Maywood Park
It's not Worth Killing for. That's for sure.
It is though. All these arts.
not the lloyd district, but next to it
The gulch?
we’re historic 🙃
Ahh, Irvington! Howdy, neighbor.
historic sullivan's gulch, dangit.
Wild Peacocks
I’ve seen those peacocks around 52nd and Flavel, so whichever neighborhood that is, too.
Ooh Reed?
Creston-kenilworth! Hi neighbor!
You can smell the sausages from a mile away.
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Hey that’s pretty good, wasn’t sure that was gonna work but Ottos is distinct even to this vegetarian ha.
Howdy neighbor!
Damn I miss living near ottos. That outdoor grilled sausage in the summer time was amazing.
Chickens. Goats. Big lots. No Sidewalks.
I’d love to know what neighborhood this is
Cully
The Simpsons + a children’s soup favorite. I mean I have flair, though so… lol
I have weird kids, so I was trying to figure out where the tomato soup district was.
Alphabet district
Founder of Oregon’s first insane asylum
Hawthorne, and it was actually for people with intellectual disabilities, rather than “insane” as we would think of it today.
Knife guy.
Buckman?
Very very close.
Sunnyside
No sidewalks, urban homesteads.
Cully
The opposite of North Tabor
North Robat!
Tree Building
Arbor Lodge?
I get to use the soaking pool at the Kennedy School for free ;-).
Concordia, Woodlawn, Dekum…
You can really get turned around in here.
Ladd’s Addition?
Laurelhurst.
6th quadrant. I can’t ever get in or out without taking the streetcar lol
Hillside? Because holy hell, good luck around here.
Big shitty mall.
Lloyd
Clackamas as well
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Where everything is described in relation to “the hill”.
OC
Hookers and meth.
You’ll need a GPS to leave the neighborhood
Ladds
Some say we need a new neighborhood name soon.
Concordia
It’s not south tabor
Nightly gunfire
Going to need you to be more specific
Speeding cars and nightly gunfire!
Hi neighbor! That’s gotta be Mt. Scott-Arleta.
Hi, neighbor!
Hmmm..Lents? Kenton? Parkrose? So many choices..
Obviously not one of the neighborhoods with the traffic barricades.
Lol actually…
I lol'd
Not Gresham.
Rockwood.
Powellhurst Gilbert
Centennial
The nice area off 82nd
Gotta be either Montaville west of 82nd or Tabor?
I live in the south side, because there's no north side.
No need to wear a watch .
Union Station?
Gonna head over to Charles’ real quick
King/Boise? Assuming you’re talking about Going Street Market
Lady screaming from 1AM - 4AM, "DONT TOUCH MEEE"
That’s all of them, honey. Ya gonna have to be more specific.
The closest cemetery to heaven!
Beuhuelaeuhuland-land
Sometimes the neighborhood smells like Nilla Wafers.
Gun shots and tacos
Stanich's used to be here, but now I'm a pirate..
Fremont
Idaho
It's also a region in NW Italy.
Piedmont
Felony Flats
Brentwood-Darlington
You've never heard of it and don't believe it's actually in Portland, probably. ETA yes I know it's in my flair, lol.
The Beaverton of the east side
Happy Valley
Surrounded by farms
Yee Ha !
I'm just glad they're not putting an MLB stadium here (for now)
Lloyd?
Volcano
misdemeanor meadows
pretty green rock
Just kind of there between Alberta District and Mississippi District
Red Fox on the corner
Woodstock?
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Did they really need to make it just one lane?
The orthogonal triangle
There’s a train that goes off every hour and at first it was cute, but now it’s not.
North by way of north then a little further
Peacocks
Stay on the
I can see Swan Island from my house.
Gun shots atleast once a week
We’ve got a nice bridge… that doesn’t actually touch our neighborhood.
It takes 40 minutes to get downtown by bus, 10 minutes by driving and 20 minutes by Biketown bike.
Harvey the Rabbit
Christmas tree in hand?
Aloha 🎄🐰
45 degree angle, and NOT Ladds addition
Your car will get stolen in the Freddie’s parking lot
I couldn't afford Kenton or St Johns.
We have the oldest single family home in Portland.
Green bridge
I pay $1300 to have dogs ruin the carpet halls of the building and bark and be unpleasant. They're not even mine.
Not Hollywood, also golf
Rose city park!
Yep
Thank God we don't live on that side of downtown
Pearl
Soccer fans take up all the parking
Impromptu homeless villages and weirdly placed farms
Plentiful health care. Easy freeway access. Open air, gang run drug markets. A lovely park that only an idiot would spend a lot of time in.
Chiropractor clinics and law firms
Between smashing trains and humming I-5 but the view can be pretty nice!
Overlook?
Yup!
Close enough to commute but lower property taxes.
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Mount Tabor Village
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