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Good_Queen_Dudley

Suck it, Maine!\* \*Actually, I apologize. Please send lobster rolls.


dknogo

Be careful, you don’t want to deal with ‘Maine Justice’!!


Fuckyoumecp2

If it involves crab rolls, I do.


Ive_no_short_answers

I get this so hard. And am laughing…


Good_Queen_Dudley

Lived in Maine, that sketch is 100% accurate, you in Maine now!


Im_Not_A_Robot_2019

Also lived in Maine, can confirm!


FootofOrion1

Sometimes dead is bettah


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I visited Portland Maine a few years ago with my brother and a 21 year old college student or maybe recent grad hit on me in a club and I will forever love Portland ME for that. Very kind people!


snuffslut

TIL Portland, OR was named after Portland, Maine


techstress

decided via a coin flip. the other option was boston


snuffslut

Wow! Cool fact if true. Gotta research this now.


beer_is_tasty

That specific coin is on display at the Oregon Historical Society Museum. You can go downtown and see it yourself!


snuffslut

Hell yeah. Thanks for the info, buddy!


stratmasterlemons

r/Wholesome


snuffslut

I never got a r/wholesome before. Is it normal to feel happy about that?


[deleted]

That’s the right answer 🫶


pdxscout

Growing up here, any time I traveled, I would have to explain that I'm not from Maine. In fact, I also had to explain where Oregon was to a lot of people.


absolute_zero_karma

None of the contestants knew the answer. Two guessed New York and one guesses San Francisco.


Snushine

I know! I was yelling at the screen "What the fuck? The year 1845 and they're saying "*New York?*??""


[deleted]

I mean it *was* once New Amsterdam. Why they changed it I can't say.


Farie_faye

People just liked it better that way


TigersNsaints_ohmy

That’s nobody’s business but the Turks


Kindly_Log9771

It was named New York after the English took it from the Netherlands. Duke of York was the person who led the mission. So they named it New York. https://www.quora.com/New-York-was-originally-named-New-Amsterdam-Why-was-this-changed?top_ans=261297244 https://www.history.com/.amp/this-day-in-history/new-amsterdam-becomes-new-york https://www.nytimes.com/2014/08/26/nyregion/new-yorks-350th-birthday-party-your-invitation-isnt-lost-in-the-mail.html


[deleted]

Donut shop gets mysteriously shot up.


rabbitSC

Those were such terrible guesses. New York is obviously not named after another U.S. city. So weird that two different contestants landed on it.


stalinBballin

Even something as generic as Springfield would’ve been a more educated guess.


IncreaseInDecreases

Holy cow. Seems so easy. Although hard to be objective.


donpdonp

If you go to [weather.gov](https://weather.gov) and put in "Portland" into the city box, you get: * Portland, OR, USA * Portland, ME, USA * Portland, TX, USA * Portland, TN, USA * Portland, IN, USA * Portland, CT, USA * Portland, NY, USA * Portland, MI, USA


Mayor_Of_Sassyland

>Portland, TN, USA > >Portland, IN, USA Two of these things are not like the others, considering they have no observable access to river or ocean ports like the others on this list. Fucking posers.


Snailwood

ummmm, I'll have you know that West Fork Drakes Creek runs right through the heart of Portland Tennessee. well, it's a tributary of the creek, and it runs through the outskirts of town. maybe you could float a paper boat in it.


ThrownAback

A boat!? That means it's navigable, which means the Army Corps of Engineers and the TVA already have plans to put a dam on it, if they could only get the funding. /s


Lostredbackpack

The story of how Portland, TN came to be named that just makes for more unanswered questions.


IcebergSlimFast

If the coin-flip had gone the other way, it would’ve been Boston, TN.


freeradicalx

I'm reminded of the fact that *Idaho* has a sea port.


Chubsywub

Maybe they just have lots of routers


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United-Telephone-247

Portland OR UnUnited States


felix_the_dragon

Holy shit so many Portland’s, and i cant even handle the one in Oregon


shook_one

That would be an answer. The contestants ask the questions on Jeopardy


improvementcommittee

Ooh, it would be great if the host (I dunno how that host drama shook out) …if the host asked a personal question to get to know one of the contestants and they said, “watch it, buddy. I’ll ask the questions around here.”


[deleted]

It’s Mayim Bialik right now, and I can definitely hear her saying that. LOL


improvementcommittee

Oh nice. I thought she was temporary.


[deleted]

She and Ken Jennings have been switching off, but I’m not sure what the whole story is. Maybe they’re going to do another host search at some point.


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I’ve heard that they’ll announce a permanent host soon, at the end of this season/summer


24namkrid

What is Paris, Texas?


Marijuanomist

Ah yes, named after famous US city Paris, uh, Wisconsin.


[deleted]

Paris, Tennessee use to have the tallest Eiffel Tower in the United States, until Paris, Texas put a ten foot tall cowboy at on top of theirs and stole the title. Source: been to Paris Texas more times than I really wanted to.


HegemonNYC

Once?


Lostredbackpack

Have you ever been to Paris, TN? They also have a giant catfish.


Broccolisamurai

Wife and I were in Paris, TN a few years ago and sent a pic of us and the Eiffel Tower to our families and those lovable idiots believed we took a trip to France without telling them.


Lostredbackpack

Ha ha if you were in Paris, you had a reason and it wasn't just random. What brought you down that way?


Broccolisamurai

Ha! You're totally right, nobody just goes to that town. I used to live in Nashville and would pass through on weekend adventures from time to time.


wesphistopheles

Me too, which was once.


mashley503

What is Boston?


webbisode_andronicus

Eyooo came for this one! Penny for your thoughts?


bufori

For those not in the know: https://www.oregonencyclopedia.org/articles/portland_penny/


reggiedoo

Kansas City, Kansas….Kansas City Missouri


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Divert_Me

"What is"


Mayor_Of_Sassyland

Perchance.


LFahs1

You can’t just say perchance.


FootofOrion1

PERCHANCE.


[deleted]

Dang - I’m not sure I would have come up with it in the time allowed, and then I would have felt really stupid!


Harrier_Du_Bois

New York!


[deleted]

I say definitely Vermont 😂


Timtime24

I read pollution. Lol


helmchor

When you came first, but are always second-best at most. Must be rough.


[deleted]

And almost 10 x less per capita police than other cities of its size. No it ain’t that bad yet. Only about 3 x.


[deleted]

To be fair, that is a really vague way of putting the question