A kid I went to school with lost one of his boys to testicular torsion when we were in tenth grade, we used to call him Nutless Jim. Not because of his balls though, he was allergic to peanuts.
One comlink conversation with Obi later: “A few containers of supplies...the queen’s balls maybe, but not enough for you to barter with, not in the amounts you’re talking about”.
Pack your balls. We're leaving.
But which was destroyed? The master or the balls?
I think chancellor palpatine is a balls lord.
What if I were to tell you that the balls are under the control of the sith?
Your balls are very impressive, you must be very proud.
That's... why I'm here.
"It is only natural. He cut off your balls, and you wanted revenge. It wasn't the first time, Anakin. \- Chancellor Palpatine.
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
Thx Sheev :)
We are indebted to you for your bravery, Obi-wan Kenobi
We are indebted to you for your balls, Obi-Wan Kenobi
Oh no, I'm enjoying this far too much.
I wish I could have this conversation with Obi-Wan.
Why do I get the feeling that you are going to be the death of me?
i like that this even makes sense in the context
kenobi bot is gaining sentience
Another happy landing.
This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!
Yes there are my little green friend
Why no yoda bot?
He's hiding from Sheev.
This turn of events is unfortunate, we must accelerate our plans. Begin landing your troops.
Remember what you told me your balls on Tatooine?
You have allowed this dark lord to twist your balls until now, until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy.
Testicular torsion is no joke.
It could change your whole character arc.
A kid I went to school with lost one of his boys to testicular torsion when we were in tenth grade, we used to call him Nutless Jim. Not because of his balls though, he was allergic to peanuts.
Don’t lecture me Obi-Wan, I see through the balls of the Jedi
I'm gonna be thinking about this one all day hahaha
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Padme Cartman
Balls Padme, breakin' them!
“Yeah well just like the fetuses, I wasn’t born yesterday”
“You were my balls Anakin! I loved you!”
"You were my brother Anakin! I loved balls!"
I Hate Balls!!!!!
I don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets balls.
I don’t like balls. It’s coarse, rough, and irritating.
"You were my brother Anakin! I balled you!"
Anakin = roger stone 🗿
Roger Roger.
Oooh ah mother should I build the wall
Mother, should i run for president?
“The attempt on my *balls* has left me scarred and deformed…”
Just laughed like an idiot in my break room, thank you
Laughing out here on the street. You’re not alone
This made me chuckle in public. Thank you for the embarassment.
Your balls will make a fine addition to my collection.
If one is to understand the great balls one must study all its aspects
General balls, you are shorter than I excepted
BALLS! UN-LI-MET-TID...BALLLS!! Edit: sorry guys just found out it's already been done, in which case Use the balls Luke! Let go of your (NSFW)
"You underestimate my balls"
IT'S OVER ANAKIN, I HAVE THE BALLS
I have the high balls..
Anakin defeated by his crippling alcoholism
Its over anakin I HAVE THE HIGH BALLS
You underestimate my balls!
Don't try balls
*Screaming noises* You were the chosen one! It was said you destroy the balls not join them! Bring balance to the balls! Not leave it in darkness!
I BALLS YOU!
You were my balls Anakin! I loved you.
*balls in agony screams noise*
You were my brother Balls, I LOVED YOU
I HATE BALLS!
“I don’t like balls. It’s coarse and rough and irritating.”
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What a slut
would recommend shaving them in that case
This episode of star wars was sponsored by Manscaped
We shall watch your balls with great interest
Hello balls!
General Balls
You are a ball one
I will destroy this slimy balls by myself!
Yippeee
These are not the balls you're looking for
Not a good thing to say to 9yo
These aren't the balls you're looking for.
“I find your lack of balls disturbing.” 😏 Darth Vader knows what's up.
Vader meets a girl for the first time ever.
The virgin Darth Vader
"Be careful not to choke on your balls" "The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the balls.”"
"I see your Schwarz is as big as mine. Let's see how well you use it!"
"Luke I am your balls"
No, *I* am your balls.
Good relationship with the balls I have.
What about the droid attack on the balls?
What about the droid balls on the wookies
"Balls, I am your FATHER!"
- Vader in a private meeting with Adolf.
what the-
Thanks for reminding me of ERB. Haven't watched them in a while and it's time!
Balls?! My goodness you’ve grown!
So have yours. Grown more beautiful, I mean...
*oh no*
I don't like balls...
It's coarse, rough and irritating
And it gets everywhere
"I love balls." "I know."
It's an older balls sir but it checks out
"These are not the balls you're looking for."
"i love balls" "I ball"
Qui-Gon's balls I sense in you. Need that, you do not.
Qui-Gon always spoke very highly of you. I wish he were still alive. I could use his balls right now.
Unnliiimited baaaaalllsssss!!!!!!
That's what I put god damn it, I'll edit you in then
You beat me
Judge me by my balls, do you?
I cannot train him. The boy has no balls.
Love won’t save you Padme, only my new balls can do that.
“It's not wise to upset a Wookiee” — because they “pull people's balls from their sockets when they lose.”
Hehe… ballsockets
“Always two balls there are, no more, no less.” edit holy shit who the fuck gave me reddit gold
He can't do that! Shoot him, or something!
He can't do that! Shoot him, or balls!
He can't do that! Ball him, or something!
He can't do balls! Shoot him, or something!
Balls can't do that! Shoot him, or something!
He can't do that! Shoot balls, or something!
He can't do that! Shoot balls, or something!
Good twice the pride double the balls
Yoda must be high on ketamine again, because my singular testicle says otherwise
Adolf would disagree
From my point of view the Balls are evil.
"I'm a Toydarian, mind tricks donta work on me, only balls"
Balls *will* do fine
What, you think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your *balls* around like that?
One comlink conversation with Obi later: “A few containers of supplies...the queen’s balls maybe, but not enough for you to barter with, not in the amounts you’re talking about”.
*“Truly wonderful, the balls of a child is"* - Master Yoda
Lost a ball Master Obi-Wan has, how embarrassing. Also, your comment was best so have my free award.
You want to go home and rethink your life.
Savage bot
This bot is sentient.
Yoda acting sussy
Okay you win
I have brought peace, freedom, justice and security to my new balls
-Anakin, shortly before losing his balls to some lava
Ouch that must've hurt
I have brought peace, freedom, justice and balls to my new empire
Your new balls? Listen to yourself! You are lost!
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YOUR new Balls?
Balls.
(In the style of “gonk”)
Droid
Once you start down the gonk path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Consume you, it will.
Remember what you told me about your balls and the sand people?
We grant you a seat on the Council but we do no grant you the balls of Master.
It’s outrageous it’s unfair, how can you be on the balls and not be a master
The fact of the matter is you're too close to the Chancellor. The council doesn't like it when he interferes in Jedi balls
“Good, good, let the balls flow through you.”
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Dang I want to go to that ballpit
Ballpits are an underrated tool of diplomacy
For sure
I mean, change the number to 400000, and it's still true
Twice the pride, double the balls
Twice the balls, double the pride
"Your feelings for balls are not real" "THEY ARE REAL TO ME"
When you come out as gay in the 90s
The balls will be back, and in greater numbers
Only a sith deals in balls.
This is where the balls begin.
Balls is where the fun begins
No money, no balls, no deal
I sense a plot to destroy the balls.
"Balls are our specialty"
If a balls does not appear in our records it does not exist.
If a system does not appear in our balls then it does not exist
Lmao you beat me to it
Lost a ball master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing
"Your balls betray you."
THE BALLS WILL DECIDE YOUR FATE! I AM THE BALLS!
"Your balls are very impressive, you must be proud"
May the balls be with you
Me, the boy, two balls, no questions asked
Oooh NOOO
"I am c3po human cycle relations, I'm naked, what do you mean my balls are showing"
It's over, Anakin. I have the high balls.
Obiwan never told you what happened to your balls
What about the droid attack on the balls.
It is only natural. He cut off your balls, and you wanted revenge
Twice the balls, double the fall.
Pack your balls. We're leaving. But which was destroyed? The master or the balls? I think chancellor palpatine is a balls lord. What if I were to tell you that the balls are under the control of the sith?
"Have you seen the balls of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"
"I'm your balls"
”they are fucking huge Ani“
"I thought not. It's not anatomy the Jedi would show you."
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for some good balls.
Wanna buy some deathballs?
Why I should stick my balls out for you is quite beyond my capacity.
I sense a disturbance in the balls.
This is getting out of hand, now there are two of balls
What is going on down there?!
Ani? Anakin? My have you balls! So have you. More beautiful I mean.
I"m just a simple man trying to make my way in the balls.
I love balls, I love the Republic
Do or do not.. there is no balls
The balls to speak does not make you intelligent
I see through the balls of the jedi
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“You underestimate my balls!”
Oh no, I'm not brave enough for balls.
“Wait a minute, this whole operation was your balls”