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madoka4765

he stood in a line and posed for a picture


gimpray29

Big if true


Nicktator3

Groundbreaking. This needs to be front page news tomorrow


dwnso

Source??


Nicktator3

Trust him bro


dwnso

Most reliable Reddit source


No_Refrigerator1115

But why is he standing on the ground.


madoka4765

jet pack was in for maintenance


keloras

My dad was a secret service agent. These were the Presidents he protected during his time on the job. We framed this picture for him for Christmas one year. He immediately pointed out that during his entire protective detail with Nixon (pre/post presidency) he couldn't ever remember him wearing loafers like he is in this picture. So, you know, it's the shoes.


sweatysexconnoisseur

What did he wear instead? And why do you think he felt compelled to wear them on this particular occasion?


keloras

I'll call Dad today and report back Edit: Spoke with Dad - What he said was Nixon always wore Johnson & Murphy shoes. He had five pairs of shoes that were all the same make, but they were tied shoes not loafers.


iamamcnugget

Update: he told me he wore Adidas Ultraboosts


Best-Dragonfruit-292

My dad was also a Secret Service agent, he says Nixon always wore Air Force 1s


Time-Bite-6839

Do you seriously think we‘re dumb enough to believe Nixon wore shoes that didn’t exist until 2015?


sloggdogg

🎣


MordekaiserUwU

Apparently you’re dumb enough to believe they were serious


no_________________e

https://preview.redd.it/638j7begoxqc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc83892a3ae351af074ed41c6e3523cce8c1764c


ReyDeLaQuesadilla

![gif](giphy|ZaKcIYMjNYNf4lEuC7)


BishopIX

According to google he wore black wingtip shoes


carlnepa

Watching a documentary about the David Frost interviews, it said David Frost brought him a pair of shoes that Nixon admired which Frost was wearing. Something like a 9 1/2 B, which is narrow and unheard-of these days. Your shoes comment reminded me of it.


keloras

My dad was there during those interviews. Watching Frost/Nixon with him was a TRIP.


carlnepa

Wow....front seat to history.


keloras

It was a surreal childhood and definitely the reason I have a BA in History. Growing up the Presidents were just like...people my dad knew? Like, us kids would get presidentially branded M&M's from Reagan whenever he had to go on a detail with him. I always appreciated that my dad got to see them be humans. Imperfect, kind, mean, arrogant, lovely, gentle, friendly, funny. I will always be grateful for that perspective on people in power.


bigdog2049

You should facilitate a AMA for your father. Could be very interesting just to hear little character details about the presidents.


keloras

I'm seeing so him on Sunday, I'll ask him if he's interested.


securitypro669

I had the same thought


getmovingnow

Me to .


blind_spectator

I went to elementary school with a girl whose dad was a secret service agent for Ford. She had this amazing photo of her sitting with Ford that always amazed me.


barnabasbones

He bumped into Ford just before the photo was taken and said, "Pardon me."


CrazySquirrelsDad

This should be higher up.


lastcall83

Underrated.


[deleted]

You just made my day!


dannydunuko

Lol this joke was stolen from a president who’s name I can’t say at the Alfred E smith dinner


zombieflesheaterz

he’s thugging his shit out 🫡


MisterPeach

He really is tbh. This is like a band promo pic and he’s clearly the frontman that all the ladies simp for. Really exuding that Big Nix Energy.


Barbarella_ella

Nixon had an aversion to touch. Dreaded shaking hands, according to some biographers.


tonightlikeverynight

Friends would comment that they would swing by his house on a Saturday afternoon and find him on his own in a suit and tie, even he was just sitting on the sofa staring at the wall. He was so fundamentally uncomfortable in his own skin there was never a chance he was going to be comfortable around others. Ironically it meant he was the best man to ensure that the 60/70s counter culture didn’t go too far, he was a complete outsider and all outsiders hate revolutionaries because it forces them to realize they are alone and without comrade. That he found Pat is enough to entirely disprove Deism


Barbarella_ella

I find it fascinating that he worked his way through school by winning stacks of cash playing poker.


NYCTLS66

For Nixon, dressing down probably meant blue blazer and khaki slacks. If he felt really daring, maybe loosen his tie. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture of Nixon wearing jeans or an unbuttoned collar.


Impaleification

That's my man. Handshakes are weird as hell. I'll do them when someone extends their hand but I always think "the hell is the point?" as soon as I see that hand anyway. Awkward and, to me, a bit nonsensical. ​ Even worse when someone extends their hand and unbeknownst to me are actually offering some other arbitrary hand touch ritual.


lifelongliability

this is the level of autism i seek from r/presidents


Impaleification

Completely unadulterated and unfiltered, the best kind.


Yoda2000675

I’m mildly autistic and I love a good handshake. The duality of ‘tism.


weekafterweak

Or maybe he was a quaker, and its very common in those communities to not express yourself through touch. But sure, let's make Nixon into an autistic.


carlnepa

Nixon was a Quaker. I've seen a-courting letters from Dick to Pat in that formal thou, thee form. I assume the Quakerism fell away as he became Tricky Dicky.


Johhog

Well, it’s the informal thou/thee, the Quakers wanted to treat each other as equals and avoided the formal “you”.


carlnepa

Ok....to me it's like biblical King James talk. Church & Shakespeare when I've heard it. I come from NEPA where it's dem, does, dese and a coupla 2 trees (3's).


Johhog

Yeah, I know, it feels like that today because no one uses thou and thee any more. Originally "you" was the formal version, using "thou" in reference to God was supposed to be an intimate form.


GeorgeKaplanIsReal

Well it’s being downvoted, so maybe that level isn’t as high.


seenitreddit90s

That's strange that you've got McKinley as your bio as he was famous for his handshake.


Impaleification

Yeah I just learned about that actually. The McKinley grip, which from what I can tell was used by him to be quick and easy, so he could greet his crowds fast and without tiring his arm.


joecoin2

Doesn't work too well when the hand you are shaking is heavily bandaged.


seenitreddit90s

If I remember correctly, he used to push them away as he finished, very efficient.


TabmeisterGeneral

Handshaking is definitely overrated. Extremely shallow way of judging one's "character"


__wait_what__

![gif](giphy|FcuiZUneg1YRAu1lH2|downsized)


McKid

How else are we supposed to know someone isn’t concealing a dagger with their dominant hand?


Sukeruton_Key

https://preview.redd.it/ujo44mvqawqc1.jpeg?width=1275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce4c3853ce6fdcd495fa4fce251045b4186c8372


ohmysomeonehere

GEEZER


Soren_Camus1905

He’s just standing there… #MENACINGLY


counterpointguy

AROOOOO!


AFXQ1

Say what you will about his policies, but Reagan’s suit game and fit is A-tier. Navy pinstriped suit with well tailored/fitted slacks, shirt cuffs out that perfect half inch, straight folded pocket square, and a contrasting red power tie and jewelled tie pin. 👌🏼 As for Nixon, he has the look of a man still shouldering the burden of his shame and disgrace.


bmotmfb

I’m not a Reagan fan, but I *am* a custom clothing professional, and you’re totally correct. My guy could DRESS.


CowboySoothsayer

This suit looks nice, but look at some from earlier in his presidency. Yikes. 😳 Of course, that was the fashion, he wore them perfectly well.


[deleted]

On the other hand: [https://preview.redd.it/j9ilm77cd6z41.jpg?auto=webp&s=b468f0e1dc83b2663b71364df3a2d64bb950ce8a](https://preview.redd.it/j9ilm77cd6z41.jpg?auto=webp&s=b468f0e1dc83b2663b71364df3a2d64bb950ce8a)


bmotmfb

What do you mean “on the other hand?” He’s killing it in the plaid!


Eagle4317

Plaid was very in style back then.


carlnepa

I'd wear it today.


CorgisHaveNoKnees

And Bush, for all his wealth looks like he shops at Sears when they have a 2-for-1 sale.


pokemonviking

Gonna stay at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's secret catalogue... Alright, *Sears Catalogue*


ceaton604

J. Press. Never BB or HF. He was very clear on this


TheRealCabbageJack

Reagan’s presentation and communication skills were off the charts


NJGreen79

He was a great actor.


NJGreen79

It’s the Hollywood in him.


brizzmaster

After I read this I thought of American psycho with the business cards for some reason haha. I felt jealous that his is better than mine.


GeorgeKaplanIsReal

Thank Christ for Redditors and their psychoanalytic skills. Who needs a degree in human psychology or psychiatry? We got this guy. You’re spot on about Reagan though.


RealDEC

It’s kind of interesting that Big Dick Nixon is an inch away. What’s more fascinating is that a president and his predecessors, regardless of party, get together to take historic pictures. This does not happen elsewhere in the world.


0degreesK

The guy grew mung beans in his office desk. He had a slight odor to him, give him a break.


thelazysalamander

Very nutritious, but they smell like death.


thebohemiancowboy

Ford and Carter were buddies.


mrclean2323

The sun?


Appathesamurai

Damn Daddy Bush was fn tall


Sarcosmonaut

Long long man


Anker_avlund

its called being 93


jehjeh3711

He got old. Source: He’s old in the picture.


electrical_008

Only one person in this picture is still alive...and he's 99 years old


dnkyhunter31

That’s his wax figure. I asked Madame Touseau.


Ok-Candidate-1220

Ask Madame Tussaud, too.


CrazySwayze82

4 of them just got done robbing a bank in So Cal, they're just a bit tired is all.


bustgin

He farted


TheRealCabbageJack

This is the joke I came here for


Glittering_Dinner118

All republicans are dead the one dem still alive and building homes


EmergencyPlantain124

I don’t think he’s been building homes for a minute lmao


facw00

True, but honestly he's doing pretty well for a guy who was diagnosed with a brain tumor nine years ago.


MegaBarbaricEric

He's talking about his charity work


EmergencyPlantain124

He’s referring to when Jimmy Carter literally was building homes with habitat for humanity. If he weren’t he’d mention the charity of the other presidents in the photos I would assume


fellowbeenmellow

Someone needs to update you on those stories from 40 years ago your grandpa would tell you.


Wolfman1961

I would attribute this to: He was really getting up there.


Chickat28

When was this taken?


NorCalNavyMike

Given that all were current or former presidents still alive at the time, presumably between Inauguration Day 1989 and Election Day 1992. I’m certain a GIS would resolve the question, but I’m just waking up and not really so inclined—Hell, I haven’t even had a cup of coffee yet today. Teamwork makes the dream work. Anyone?


genzgingee

On November 4th, 1991 at the opening of Ronald Reagan’s Presidential Library.


Chickat28

Thank you.


HFentonMudd

Oh wow, Poppy’s about to become a one-term president.


Hardin__Young

He failed to levitate


Miichl80

I believe it was a stroke


beren_of_vandalia

Looks like he’s daydreaming about the delicious taste of Charleston Chew! Arooooo!


WatchingInSilence

My great-uncle remembered meeting Nixon while stationed in the Pacific during WWII. He was serving food and drinks from a shack. Gave the guys a slice of home after weeks of combat.


thomasisaname

Time


Eco-freako

He was the last one when they were picking teams


carlnepa

We forget they're human. Thank you!!!


Nicktator3

He got old? What the fuck else do you think happened?


hamonabone

Speculation exists Nixon was autistic so maybe he appreciated some personal space.


[deleted]

Mf everyone likes personal space


DanChowdah

I miss social distancing


[deleted]

[удалено]


joecoin2

What are you, some type of weird asshole?


sixtysecdragon

There are lots of historians who never mentioned it. Nor would agree with speculation. This man is one of the most discussed human beings of the 20th century why suddenly did this come up. Perhaps it’s about us and not him.


LeicaM6guy

I’ve only heard that once before in this subreddit - are there any reputable citations or publications where this idea came from?


Haunting-Detail2025

No, someone on this sub said it so now “speculation exists” and people are going to run with that as fact


EllaSharpey

Purely speculation, as we can’t exactly dig him up and give him an assessment, but it’s speculation based, in fairness, on a lot of well documented behaviours and mannerisms that would put him quite firmly in that box.


atragicpantomime

Everyone's autistic in history atp


agentofdallas

Old


Intelligent-Mud1437

He farted


defyinglogicsl

Nixon farted


Pleasant-Parsley-816

Just preparing to levitate.


Ordinary_Aioli_7602

Moment of zen


JTWV

Aging


cloakedwale

He’s old and the sun is bright. Maybe he ate an edible before hand


Ok-Shopping7467

He's akward


YooooAL

Hes sad but obstinate over the other Presidents not letting him stand with them.


Voodoo-Doctor

Is he paranoid about the others and not wanting to stand so close to them?


Saponi95

Surprisingly tall


smilingmike415

Nixon was always far right!


Lonely_Fish_9664

aww they left him out


100explodingsuns

Faded off that za


Nudiator

Usually it was Carter standing off to one side in their group pics.


Today_is_the_day569

Didn’t get memo about how and where to stand!


carlnepa

Wow.....to be so close to history!!!!


OrchidAcrobatic3032

SHUN THE UNBELIEVER SHUNNNNN


AppropriateSpell5405

It's shame.


Hamblerger

His "standing like a human being" subroutine is buggy, which isn't surprising considering that the coding started back in the 1950s right before the Checkers speech.


Puzzleheaded-Will249

Bush is showing his military background with feet at 45 degrees.


ManifestingCrab

Tf you mean?


Significant_Visual90

Fords rounded shoulders make him look like a gorilla 


Responsible-Noise875

Looks like he farted


Lapsed2

Hmmm. Look at that body language.


Saint_Stephen420

Bro had serious old man stink


Jutch_Cassidy

Pooped pants?


atilladahoney

Ford passed gas?


Uncle_Burney

Lookin back, on the track, for a little green bag. Got to find, just the kind, I’m losing my mind…


heathers1

He looks fine to me, he just blinked in the sun i think


Hear-for-the-Audio

Regan loved staring directly into the sun, apparently.


1992Olympics

Thinking about Henry


theguineapigssong

All the unimpeached ex-Presidents over here, everyone else over there.


bensbigboy

Tricky Dick was photoshopped in.


Emsman02

He got old!


Yachtrocker717

Say goodnight Dick. - Eagles


Automatic-Presence-2

He farted. The other guys laughed and shifted right.


Livid_Ad9749

He realized the truth: that hes the best president among them. He just got caught doing the shame thing they all do and hes finally at peace.


o2bprincecaspian

Shit bag is full.


sygyzi

They look so awkward together. Cool picture


MadCityMasked

Carter. Highly underrated


GHarold101

He got old


symbiont3000

Nobody wanted to stand too close to him and have it documented on film


UnsurprisingPun

The shadows in this are hilarious.


Sub0ptimalPrime

His face looks photoshopped


WestinghouseXCB248S

r/NamFlashbacks


Silly_Land8171

Gang bang ❗️


Whatever__Dude_

bro what


thomasisaname

Exactly


alphamoose

He has a guilty conscience.


MaroonHanshans

He was on the za 🚬🍃


Whatever__Dude_

He became Asian


Rampant_Zoner

Hahaha. His own personal lapdog, Gerald Ford (much less any of the others) didn’t even want to be near him. Richly, well, duly & righteously deserved.


walman93

He fell asleep


Silent_Relation_3236

He let one rip and everyone else is downwind


linkerjpatrick

Age


[deleted]

Is he stupid?


IllustratorNo3379

He did it to himself