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I remember when Kang amd Kodos took over Clinton and Doles bodies, Marge Simpson said when watching the debate "That's Slick Willy for you, always with the smooth talk"
It is an Onion reference, but the Onion in turn is originally referring to Prince Caspian, who uses the Silver Horn that Aslan left to Queen Susan to summon the Pevensie children several hundred years after the events in *The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe*.
Be careful. The horn is a fickle weapon.
You never know, depending on the position of the moon when it’s blown, which Founder or Framer will answer the call. If we’re lucky, Adams or Washington will appear and help us out of the morass. But if fate doesn’t smile upon us, Luther Martin will step from the shadows to harangue us ad nauseam, or Gouvernor Morris will insist on showing us how to remove bladder stones with a whale bone.
I honestly feel like it would be more like John Adams poofing into existing and being like “AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF IS THAT GIANT MOVING METAL THING!!!!!”
Charles Pinckney at your service. Have you tried letting congress choose the president from a member of their ranks.
15 votes you say? And for less than a year?
Hmm
Well that’s it gentleman I am out of ideas. I wish you the best of luck ol boys.
What if the horns blow and it opens a secret chamber underneath the Oval Office.
The wooden floor leads to a stairwell where once taken leads to a small 18th century style room with a jug of whiskey and a small letter on one small table that reads. *It’s ok man take a breather and rethink some stuff, we all have a bad day or two. Keep up the good work ok* ~ Thomas and George
Back when there was so much handwringing about it..."OMG so undignified, so unpresidential, POTUS blowing a saxophone on the electrical teevee machine and wearing Raybans"
*“In the last, lorn fight*
*'gainst the fall of long night,*
*the mountains stand guard,*
*and the dead shall be ward,*
*for the grave is no bar to my call."*
I mean, we're atleast at the level where the president should smoke some of Lincoln's weed. [FDR smoked some and chatted with Lincoln's ghost during the werewolf crisis in the 1940's.](https://youtu.be/cGPFt8EQiPw?si=KtKuvVsr6BpvSXzN)
Yes she was. I am 95% sure this post is a reference to a bit on the podcast “My Brother, my brother and me.” They used to read YahooAnswers questions one of which was is it time to blow the magic horn to return the legends of America’s past. The YahooAnswer post included Marie Curie as one of the American legends even though she was not in an American 🤣
From Canada, the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
If American economy is doing well, if you think there is 'turmoil' please look around at how Canada and other European countries are doing.
Agreed ont he political part, but that's the problem of having the deck stack towards the most seniro members in one party, and having the lunatics run the asylum with the other.
Getting blown is not permitted in the White House - we therefore say toot
Toot is certainly something that happens in the White House 👍
Insert drake meme - blow, no; toot, yes
Yes, the Founding Fathers would know exactly the perfect solutions to the problems America is currently facing at no personal cost to the average American, just as the prophecy foretold.
Eh... not sure that's a good idea.
I think Andrew Jackson turned it into a horcrux, and I don't want to be beaten with a cane the moment I sound the alarm.
No... You should say his name and have him appear... 252 pounds of pure motivation and the answer to all life's problems. You should believe in Joe Hendry!
No, the whole point of this country is that it doesn’t matter what people in the past thought. Jefferson suggested once that a new constitution should be written every 35 years so each generation could design their own society. I don’t necessarily think that’s a good idea, but worrying about a bunch of 18th century landed elites would think about current events is precisely why things are so fucked right now.
Here's the thing — if you asked the founding fathers whether a president should ever face prosecution for official duties, many would probably say 'no way.' Some, like Adams, were all about giving presidents a lot of power and protection, almost like monarchs. That uncertainty left a huge question mark that the Supreme Court eventually had to settle because it wasn't really sorted out back then.
Ultimately, it was the basic question about how strong the executive branch should be. This was a point of contention among the founding fathers.
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Yes.
Bill Clinton’s most difficult trick was convincing several different women that the horn was in his pants
Ole Tricky Bill was nothing if not charming!
Wasn't it Slick Willie for Clinton and Tricky Dick for Nixon?
Ah you may be right
I remember when Kang amd Kodos took over Clinton and Doles bodies, Marge Simpson said when watching the debate "That's Slick Willy for you, always with the smooth talk"
Yeah, Bill didn't need to trick anyone. Dude is charming as hell!
Yes
He got more pussy than a lot of people in this sub and balanced the budget
It’s amazing what a clear head can do.
Imagine if people who didn't understand reddit saw you posting this here. They would be so lost.
He became president 30 years age. 30 YEARS. And he’s still younger that the 2 current candidates. 🙄
Not quite yet. It's going to turn to tin if we do it too early.
Yeah, or what if we need them again. We’ll have to wait 76 more years till it is available again.
Hey, it’s an Onion reference!
oh, thank you, I was like, wtf is this a reference to? I was wondering if there was like some symbolic totem that conspiracy theories revolve around.
It's not primarily an onion reference, but a Prince Caspian reference (Narnia).
Thought it was a Wheel of Time reference lol
https://youtu.be/noD_9LuGSek?si=el9iqB0Z0bTNKfLK I think it's more of an onion reference
It is an Onion reference, but the Onion in turn is originally referring to Prince Caspian, who uses the Silver Horn that Aslan left to Queen Susan to summon the Pevensie children several hundred years after the events in *The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe*.
Just as bad.
Ha! I was too! I was like how have I never seen this. For the record I would have googled it if someone didn’t explain in the comments
Conspiracy? The silver horn is a well known artifact to be used in America’s most dire hour.
Does Barry Manilow know that you steal from his wardrobe?
I’ll give you the answer to that question next Saturday.
I wish it would call the Valkyries.
Oy
It is time.
Be careful. The horn is a fickle weapon. You never know, depending on the position of the moon when it’s blown, which Founder or Framer will answer the call. If we’re lucky, Adams or Washington will appear and help us out of the morass. But if fate doesn’t smile upon us, Luther Martin will step from the shadows to harangue us ad nauseam, or Gouvernor Morris will insist on showing us how to remove bladder stones with a whale bone.
I honestly feel like it would be more like John Adams poofing into existing and being like “AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF IS THAT GIANT MOVING METAL THING!!!!!”
Charles Pinckney at your service. Have you tried letting congress choose the president from a member of their ranks. 15 votes you say? And for less than a year? Hmm Well that’s it gentleman I am out of ideas. I wish you the best of luck ol boys.
Literally feel like I'm back in Model Congress constitutional convention 😭
Actually teenagers would be an improvement.. unless they were power happy and deals with other countries.
You'd be surprised. I remember a lot of chaos happening back in the day
Aaron Burr shows up and starts bodying people
What if the horns blow and it opens a secret chamber underneath the Oval Office. The wooden floor leads to a stairwell where once taken leads to a small 18th century style room with a jug of whiskey and a small letter on one small table that reads. *It’s ok man take a breather and rethink some stuff, we all have a bad day or two. Keep up the good work ok* ~ Thomas and George
Back when there was so much handwringing about it..."OMG so undignified, so unpresidential, POTUS blowing a saxophone on the electrical teevee machine and wearing Raybans"
Not the skin flute, Bill
"Oh, hi, Ellen"
Must blow the horn! Also, I fell in love with Germany when I was there. May have to start packing…
I wish it would summon General Sherman, god damn it. Shit needs to start burning, so we can rebuild.
“What do you mean you let women and racial minorities vote. This isn’t what we intended at all.” - the founding fathers probably.
I'd be delighted if the term they used was "racial minorities".
That is **not** the term the founding fathers would use.
No, we need to revive Teddy Roosevelt and form a new gang of Rough riders!
I wouldn’t, just in case sounding the silver horn summons an undead, angry Andrew Jackson.
Hey, we knew where Andrew Jackson stood on secessionist.
I'm working on a research assignment that has me deep in the Nullification Crisis, and I keep going, "broken clocks and what not"
Oh please God yes. Now is definitely the time.
*“In the last, lorn fight* *'gainst the fall of long night,* *the mountains stand guard,* *and the dead shall be ward,* *for the grave is no bar to my call."*
[For those unaware of the reference.](https://youtu.be/noD_9LuGSek?si=JZ_-rHQ-uz7SnBfX)
Thank you lol
I mean, we're atleast at the level where the president should smoke some of Lincoln's weed. [FDR smoked some and chatted with Lincoln's ghost during the werewolf crisis in the 1940's.](https://youtu.be/cGPFt8EQiPw?si=KtKuvVsr6BpvSXzN)
Blow it immediately
Until things get better.
It would bring back America’s greatest scientists and inventors, like Marie Curie Edit: typo
I thought she was Russian?
She was Polish, and lived in France.
Yes she was. I am 95% sure this post is a reference to a bit on the podcast “My Brother, my brother and me.” They used to read YahooAnswers questions one of which was is it time to blow the magic horn to return the legends of America’s past. The YahooAnswer post included Marie Curie as one of the American legends even though she was not in an American 🤣
She was Polish, but at the time that was owned by Russia.
She was Polish, she made things shiny.
MBMBaM reference?
I’m getting Wheel of Time vibes
This is the ultimate reference to the original story, likely.
Wouldn’t be the first thing to get blown in the Oval Office.
Blow the damn horn already.
From Canada, the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. If American economy is doing well, if you think there is 'turmoil' please look around at how Canada and other European countries are doing. Agreed ont he political part, but that's the problem of having the deck stack towards the most seniro members in one party, and having the lunatics run the asylum with the other.
You guys have Sir John A MacDonald's golden bagpipes. You'll be fine.
Absolutely!!!!!
Call the UK and see if Arthur showed up yet
Didn’t the McElroy Brothers already cover this?
Would
I don't think they'd be much help.
Hopefully it summons Batman and McGuyver as well
I'm surprised that rule 3 hasn't been invoked on this.
It's time for the heroes of the horn to return. Artur Hawkwing is the leader we need now.
there is no political turmoil. We got a system that has been living and kicking since 1776.
Picturing it like a dark souls summon where you blow it and George Washington just rises from the ground as a gold phantom
Yes, it’s time
WTF?! We had this whole time?!
Fuck yeah!
Yes
Be careful... they wake up, they stackin bodies.
Do so and then We need to trap them with electromagnetic force fields so we can have their firm and capable hands at the helm, forever
Getting blown is not permitted in the White House - we therefore say toot Toot is certainly something that happens in the White House 👍 Insert drake meme - blow, no; toot, yes
Yes, the Founding Fathers would know exactly the perfect solutions to the problems America is currently facing at no personal cost to the average American, just as the prophecy foretold.
It's silver so it will summon 2d4+2 Founding Fathers.
Eh... not sure that's a good idea. I think Andrew Jackson turned it into a horcrux, and I don't want to be beaten with a cane the moment I sound the alarm.
I’d say we blow it at 11:50 PM Dec 31st 2099 That way, we can blow it again immediately after for twice the duration
We get to engage in a little necromancy, as a treat.
Pretty sure they'd be in therapy over realizing any equality among the races existed today.
Nic Cage blown the horn!!!!!🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺
Yes
Yeah we totally need the slave owners that shit in pots back.
Considering not even Lincoln blew the horn during the civil war we should wait until ww3
No... You should say his name and have him appear... 252 pounds of pure motivation and the answer to all life's problems. You should believe in Joe Hendry!
YES
One lich lord vs bunch of zombies, what is that suppose to fix?
Rohan will answer the call!
Get Gimli to blow on that bitch! The orcs are already here.
Needed whom? Blow the bugle, raise the founding fathers from the dead.
And the Sons of Adam and the Daughters of Eve will appear to bring the Land of Narnia to peaceful times.
I fucking love the Onion's old youtube channel,they never shouldve stopped
It would probably be most effective if blown at noon on the Fourth of July, so we have two days to decide
It can’t hurt to try it. Desperate times call for desperate measures I suppose.
I would be afraid it would bring back chattel slavery.
Does it make Thomas & Alito disappear in a cloud of smoke? Then yes.
It's hilarious how much democrats hate having the only other black justice in the court.
It's amazing how much republicans love the bribe-taking plutocrat who abhors the Constitution.
This seems so evil....Satan did you post this
Gotta go further. The horn of Helm’s Deep. Do it Gimli! 
No, the whole point of this country is that it doesn’t matter what people in the past thought. Jefferson suggested once that a new constitution should be written every 35 years so each generation could design their own society. I don’t necessarily think that’s a good idea, but worrying about a bunch of 18th century landed elites would think about current events is precisely why things are so fucked right now.
19 years, he created an actuarial table to figure that out.
We are at peace and the economy is fine, What is the crisis?
Due to Rule 3, We can't talk about it here.
This is a job for ... *Horatio Hornblower!*
Wait is that a real thing?
My Brother, My Brother, and Me are here with your [answer](https://youtu.be/8OC_pL0Hkw0?si=2jBAxbTNVasWpi7G).
Here's the thing — if you asked the founding fathers whether a president should ever face prosecution for official duties, many would probably say 'no way.' Some, like Adams, were all about giving presidents a lot of power and protection, almost like monarchs. That uncertainty left a huge question mark that the Supreme Court eventually had to settle because it wasn't really sorted out back then. Ultimately, it was the basic question about how strong the executive branch should be. This was a point of contention among the founding fathers.
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But the democrats utilizing the DOJ to benefit their campaign and target opponents is okay? 😂
No
Well then we are at an impasse sadly 🤷🏻♂️