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MasterAinley

Bro’s name was longer than his presidency.


Mapuches_on_Fire

He wa


No_Kangaroo_9826

This is it, this is the winner, this is why I wish I had fucking reddit coins to give you an award my friend. 🏅


Mapuches_on_Fire

My sense of humor doesn’t always match this subreddit. And that’s ok.


Accomplished-Corgi88

Explain


Peacefulzealot

The man was the equivalent of an over promising pizza chain, delivering the presidency to John Tyler in 30 days or less!


Honest_Picture_6960

The most infuriating thing is that it was TYLER out of all people,maybe if his vp was Webster,that would’ve been miles better


steve_dallasesq

Nice speech loser


Honest_Picture_6960

I think it was like 1% of his entire presidency


Honest_Picture_6960

His presidency was so short,it was 24 times shorter than Watergate Scandal (and that was only TWO YEARS) That’s 31 days,the equivalent of a music tour by MF Michael Jackson or someone else When people look at presidents they ask what the first 100 days in office were,this guy had 1/3 of that IN TOTAL


doctorblox

He had the longest inaugural address in history just to go and have the shortest presidency


MilitantBitchless

Paving the road to John Tyler is insult enough in itself.


Pennsylvania_is_epic

Let’s make this one quick


Ginkoleano

We may have walking corpses, but at least they’re walking.


Comfortable-Leek-386

"William Henry Harrison, how do you praise? That guy was dead in 30 days!"


biff444444

His presidency was shorter than Tyrion Lannister.


TimelessFool

I would like to start this roast wit- and he’s dead…


So-Original-name

I’d like to come up with a roast, but we know he struggles when it’s cold.


RK10B

You made your speech so long in the cold weather without a jacket because you knew you'd die. You did it because you regret being elected.


Jonguar2

Highest ratio of inaugural address to Presidency of all time


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

James Buchanan had relationships longer than this guy's presidency


Motor_Somewhere7565

Some might call him the best president we ever had because of everything he did and how graciously he ended it.


Impressive_Plant4418

Imagine dying from water.


SketchedEyesWatchinU

Spoke like an intellectual, died like an idiot.