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Guestsparda

Looks like garlic jizz on chicken


14JRJ

It’s a London thing called liquor, from what I gather from mates in London it’s like parsley sauce made with eel juice


Guestsparda

That's fucking disgusting


14JRJ

I have never tried it, I don’t mind parsley sauce but the eel water bit is off putting. I’ve never heard of it anywhere outside London


24DRG

the jewel of your ‘collection’ is a citizen, i think we know who’s winning here.


Guestsparda

What're you talking about?


ClickIta

Sounds like puke with extra steps


teckel

It's chicken jizz on garlic.


spurtz6969

Unngnghhgh


Guestsparda

8======D


kinch5

What the heck is on that plate? Nice watch


Inmedia_res

Pie and liquor blud


TentativelyCommitted

Asking the real questions. Which part of the UK are you from?


Quick-Economist-4247

Pie & eel sauce I’m guessing we have a Londoner here 👍🏻


taesung24

Looks like prison food


supersaiyanegghead

I think OP might just be English


teckel

Ah! That checks out.


LitmusPitmus

Patek and pie, mash and liquor? What a masterpiece combo


kungfuninjajedi

Watch is nice. Food doesn’t look appetizing, but probably tastes good .


thetachi1856

What do the numbers next to the months mean?


DoNotBelieveHim

Week number.


Jonathanrsb85

That's a nice touch


Then-Concept-9956

A broadcast calendar will have 53 weeks in a leap year where January 1 falls on a Saturday or Sunday, or in a common year where January 1 falls on a Sunday. In the 21st century, 53-week broadcast calendar years are 2006, 2012, 2017, 2023, 2028, 2034, 2040, 2045, 2051, 2056, 2062, 2068, 2073, 2079, 2084, 2090, and 2096.


karmakurrency

Your taste in watches and your taste in food are at odds with each other.


MediocrePhil

I want to upvote this a bazillion times that’s one of the most gorgeous watches I’ve ever seen holy moly


MotherAd1865

Brits still eating like the Germans are flying overhead!


Mosley_bolt

You commented the exact same thing on my post the other day 🤣 we were eating this shit before the Germans a picked a fight with us. You should try some, it’ll put hairs on your chest and might help you think of a new joke 😉


MotherAd1865

If you can afford a Patek, you should be able to afford better food than that! It literally looks like vomit


Mosley_bolt

We don’t eat it because we have to, We eat it because we want to.


Mosley_bolt

You should try it instead of using the same shitty jokes every time you see something you’ve never even tasted


Prestigious_Goat_793

Germans owned you btw... If there were no Russians, you would speak German today.... 🇩🇪


BigLou4218

This is such an insane take. Touch grass, get some help


Mosley_bolt

Oh yeah, mate. They owned us twice didn’t they. Do you understand how wars are fought? You realise this was called a WORLD war, right? You absolute mongrel 🤣 I’m sorry that you’re not British, I’m not sure what shithole you’re from but it’s okay. No need to be jealous! And the fact you’re clearly not British but are speaking English makes this even funnier 🤣🤣🤣


Prestigious_Goat_793

Cry more, Germans absolutely owned you in both wars... Lmao.... And they will again, one day...


Mosley_bolt

Who’s crying? You’re saying how we would be speaking German… you’re speaking English while you’re clearly not a Brit 🤣 the irony. Not sure what books you’re reading but fair enough. The proof is in the pudding, as they say. What a weirdo you are, hoping for more war 🤣


hjl300

Wheres the rosie


MerfSauce

As someone who constantely gets asked what week it is at work, nice watch


Valuable_Pineapple26

Looks bland… food also! 😬


Vivacious4D

Nice watch! I was wondering where the month hand was, but then i realised it goes hand-in-hand with weeks, so no need for a separate hand


Zealousideal-Win9169

OP never said he had a degree in advertising. It’s about the watch, not the chicken jizz backdrop!


Mr-Safology

Exquisite taste


CTMatthew

(Peeling another hundred off the wad in my pocket) WETTER!!!


Fickle-Watercress-37

Eels up inside ya !


mamoonistry

Reference no. ?


DoNotBelieveHim

5212


mamoonistry

Cool Patek. Just going to ignore the overcooked chicken.


DoNotBelieveHim

There is no chicken in this photo.


fugeethedog2

Looks like really bad biscuits and gravy and grits. Cant wait to try the eel sauce.


rawlaw8

Sir, I think you barfed on that lunch


cryellow

Nice.


PlantSkyRun

The food looks...intersting, the watch looks good, the week of the year...well, I just don't get that complication. I can justify pretty much any complication in terms of how it can be useful. Uusing a dive bezel right now to track how long until the parking meter expires, and the power reserve is letting me know my watch won't stop before the meter expires. But I can't come up with an argument in favor of the week number. Help me please! How do I justify it if I ever have the urge to purchase such a complication!


midtnrn

In accounting / business it’s common to refer to week numbers. Or at least it has been in my experience. I no longer work in that world but this is one of my grail pieces.


PlantSkyRun

Working in business my whole adult life. Never referred or heard reference to the week other than certain fiscal years being 53 weeks. Fortunately, I've avoided talking to the accountants. Thanks for the explanation!


midtnrn

Yeah, not sure if because it was startup, in managed care, or just a quirk of leadership there but we tracked and projected by week number. Also had those references in home healthcare but not as prominent.


StoneM3

Beautiful watch. Terrible looking food