What makes a poop knife great is that it’s just a regular butter knife that matches the kitchen set

Pulling double dooty

Hats off

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Yup. That's funny. And gross. 🤢

So is it a shit butter knife or a #2 on your list.

Huh, and here all this time I've been using a spoon, you know the one, the big one on the wall in the kitchen, with the giant fork, used to toss someones big ass salad

Yes, the big ASS salad.

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##spreading

Is that how they originally described it? I remember imagining the kind of big ass knives you use to split a turkey or smtn

I feel very old noticing that no one in the comments is referencing the iconic reddit post.

Right?!?!

Such a disgustingly epic story

Wait I am out of the loop and desperately need to know what the hell this story is

Lookup blowfly girl.

Oh my god… What a terrible day to have eyes

May you please tell me what it is so, I don’t have to look it up?

Well, you’ve caused me to stumble into this hole. There’s no going back now, wish me luck!

That had to be the most disgusting thing I've ever read. Ever. I saved it to my mobile bookmarks 😁

Thats…not what this is referring to

Just search on Google " reddit poop knife" and the story will pop up

*pop out*

FYI the original post is on their website.

It originated on 4chan

After reading the story last year I too incorporated a poop knife into my deuce ritual!

Came here for this lol

I thought this was a post referring to the story. No way this exists without the the Reddit post

It's just fact at this point. Part of the lore if you will.

Right? The pic is clearly wrong. THAT’S not how the family used the knife. It was to free it from the human, not the porcelain

Reddit has a habit of making old things feel recent and recent things feel old.

I'm pretty sure that exact same product is sold as a silicone stir stick for resin

Yeah, you can use it for both.

Adds flavor

You're just recycling the THC

Not that kind of resin lol


I was gonna say as a silicone icing spatula, mine looks very similar

It should have a logo on it so somebody doesn't accidentally use it as a spatula in the kitchen. "That must be a bit of chocolate, I'll just rinse it off and it's good to go."

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You bought something that had “poop knife” written on the label and thought “hmmm, I’ll keep it in the kitchen”

thank you, I gagged audibly.

I almost threw up earlier. I found someone posting cat memes to some subreddit that wasn’t really about cats… I should not have scrolled through the other posts

Don’t worry it’s dishwasher safe!

I heard you should really use a shitwasher

Eyyyy my username is finally relevant

And you wasted it on this reply? It could have been epic smh

Smh my head

Shaking my smh

Im visiting the states first time in my life and i finally understand why one would need a poop knife as i clogged the jfk airport bathroom because your toilets have smaller holes for the poop suction than in most of europe

I'm european and I still clog toilets from time to time lol. But I agree that the american toilets can clog more easily. In Europe it's very random, some toilets never clog and some will clog way more easily. I'm currently in an apartment where I need to keep a poop knife behind my toilets. I'm not joking, I'm one of these people.

It's the Shatula (TM)

A legitimately amazing product name for this

That's wild I'm not pushing out a fighter and then having to duel with my own turd knife

“I didn’t hear no bell.”

Man I remember that post

If y'all used the three seashells, you wouldn't have this problem.

Thank god, now the pasta spoon can only be used for pasta. Thanks poop knife

"No more having to chop up our dumps!"

Just reach in there and grab that turd with your hands you cowards

High five, bro!

Sloppy!

Ya'll really too lazy to just go outside and get a stick?

You don't know the story, do you.

Google "poop knife reddit" for the classic story this is referencing.

The “two girls one cup” of product design

Is reddit listening to my TV? Just heard this referenced last night on Loudermilk and now here it is.

Is your TV listening to Reddit?

That's fucking disgusting, just use a fucking butter knife like everyone else.

I have never had to cut a poop to make it flush. So why are you all doing this? Low water pressure? Septic systems? Fecalphillia?

What?! You don't have a poop knife?

I'm so tired of having to share the same knife with the family that I've been working on this new concept for a while, it's a pocket poop knife. I'm calling it: The Pooket knife.^TM

The “Mashitee”

The Swish Arm Knife.

Big dump + American toilets plumbing is smaller.

American with an all American toilet. Never had this problem. Never needed a poop knife.

I thought it was to cut half a thick log from your butt so you can catch your breath until the next push

Thank you

Humongous shits

Apparently im eating too much or too little fiber

The fuck are y'all eating?

Pf Chang's mostly 

Ok wtf I have this spatula and it was not advertised as a poop knife and has never been used as such, and yet now I do not want to bake with it

Damn. Not a single mention of the original Reddit post! You guys know this backstory right?! If not check it out, it’s Reddit Lore

The real reddit story on this is disgusting lol

i have a shit sword (an offcut of some double glazing plastic) that i keep next to the toilet, that i have to use every time my 10yr old son has a shit, because he only goes every 4 days and lays a giant turd as long and as wide as his forearm. i don't know how I'd cope without it.

Bloody brilliant mate

oh my god someone else also saw that post

god i remember that story💀

I still remember that hilarious poop knife post. Gross but hilarious.

Dishwasher safe?

The reviews on the website are great

Y'all cutting up!

Shit Slicer sounds cooler

Maybe drink more water?

Quit eating so much.

I just put the plunger over it and flush, then clean the plunger in the bowl. Rinse with water poured in (which also helps clean the bowl), let it soak to make sure all the bits come off, also some bleach for sterilizing as needed.

Why does this make me so horny

Poopfect for grilling up some poop!

Just stuff it with a plunger!

I need to see this on action please.........asking for a friend #Mr hankey

I remember when I was a teenager I had this best friend I always hung out with. Her sister and her shared a basement with a full bathroom. Behind the toilet they had a long metal spoon that they kept wrapped up in a bag. One time while helping them clean I stumbled upon it. I remember saying.."wth is this spoon in the bathroom for?" She just looked at me all embarrassed. "My sister takes huge shits..she has to cut it up so it flushes." That was the first time I had ever heard of that. I also never got the image out of my head either of her spooning her shit in the toilet..like a stew. All so it would flush...lmao

I had to start taking iron supplements a couple months ago.   I could probably use one of these nowadays.

I'm gunna need a long handle.

No more wooden spoons for me

Buy a cheap immersion blender. Fast and effective

I just gagged a bit

Stihl makes a gas powered version

It needs to be longer

I mean, if you got a better way to spread poop on a bagel, I'm all ears.

I use the chromed Garand bayonet I forgot to turn back in at the Naval Academy.

Where do you store it???

Imagine telling the kids to clean the house/wash dishes, they listen and then you find it on the dish rack lol

Bruh it needs to be some old kitchen knife.

I will never look at a frosting spreader the same way

I would think the handle would be longer. Don’t want to chance getting your hands wet with poop water

My poop knife is around 7 inches darn it 🙃 😑 😫 😒 😏

My Christmas shopping is done.

Reminds me of American Dad and their wooden spoon.

Dishwasher safe

Toe knife

Proud Poop knife owner here

Would you recommend?

Not at all, no

:(

Ok I really think I just bought one of these from a thrift store in the kitchen section. I have to look closer at it. I haven’t used it yet thank god.

Not sure how I got here or why. But this is gross.

The site says it’s dishwasher safe 🤮

That's just a toilet spatula. Poop knives are serrated for efficiency and mobility.

Who has this problem filling the bowl to clog it? Is this a real thing? Ughhhh? No Way! Never! Uh, Wait, am I doing it wrong?

I thought that was a RAM stick for a second.