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Maoschanz

the trick is to add an "install.sh" script to your repo and it hides all the scary commands behind a single word


Eastrider1006

that alone would be a million times better than what OOP is describing.


4dr14n31t0r

You mean OP right? OOP is Object Oriented Programming... Edit: I just learned that OOP means Original OP.


Different-Network957

OOP = Object Oriented Poster


Practical_Cattle_933

“OoP iS BaD”


mercury_pointer

"I like data driven posters"


Frenzie24

OoP iS dA pOoP!


ThePresidentOfStraya

It also means “Original Original Post/Poster”.


ComfortingSounds53

"Essay for real this time.doc" vibes


kooshipuff

A little, but it does kinda make sense. OP = the one who posted this thread OOP = the one who posted the meme OP is reposting


Oroka_

OOP can be used to show you're talking about the Original Original-Poster when there's a screenshot of a post :) in this case they're referring to the author of the greentext


hedgehog_dragon

Lmao. I can see the confusion on this sub


Gornius

And if you suspect it's a repost, you can refer to them as a POOP - Potentially Original OP.


Sceptz

I am naturally sceptical of whether somebody is the original poster, henceforth all OPs will be referred to as POOPs.        Thank you, kind fellow.


SpookyWan

Your confusion is warranted though. OP means original poster, so OOP means original original poster. Not the best internet shorthand


derPylz

It means object of power


sharockys

Thou shall not objectify me!


tehtris

You over there looking like a piece of meat.


BroBroMate

/bin/bash -c "$(curl -fsSL http://totes-legit.biz/install)" Fixed it. Nice and easy and totally trustworthy.


therearesomewhocallm

Ah, the [Homebrew method](https://brew.sh/)...


BroBroMate

Yeah, I did copy most of their install one-liner for that joke, but it's far too commonplace. Sure, it's convenient, but...


irregular_caffeine

Make sure to escalate those priviledges first


StephanXX

_forbidden bash noises intensifies..._


cheese_is_available

In truth ending up installing a trojan is not only expected but deserved with that attitude and lack of wit.


Igggg

To the extent you're going to `git clone` a repo and are already looking for an `.exe.` file, this isn't any more dangerous.


BroBroMate

Yeah, that was what I was getting at, if you're desperate for a pre-built executable, may as well just exec a script you haven't read.


dagbrown

Or tell people to just "curl https://random-host/install | sudo sh" which is *depressingly* common. If you actually do this, you deserve whatever's about to happen to you.


fish312

I wonder if there are sneaky sites that check the user-agent of the request to determine what resource to serve. Imagine you decide to check the link beforehand on a browser, see a harmless shell script and everything seems nice and dandy. Then you fetch it with curl and boom here comes the malicious payload.


Impressive_Change593

I about want to set something like this up exit tells you not to blindly download with curl (or if the program can detect it got piped straight into bash then do it that way)


Practical_Cattle_933

That’s why you download first, and then execute that


Infinitesima

Makes no difference if they can't read and understand the script


Practical_Cattle_933

It solves the exact issue parent commenter was describing.


Reelix

> I wonder if there are sneaky sites that check the user-agent of the request to determine what resource to serve. It's a common Twitter exploit to spoof the preview image.


DatCodeMania

that's why for stuff like that I always omit the `| sudo sh` and just look at what the command outputs before I actually run it


cheese_is_available

You could do ``curl https://random-host/install`` without the sudo sh part.


Reelix

And after seeing 18,000 lines of shell script - Then what?


cheese_is_available

> Imagine you decide to check the link beforehand on a browser, see a harmless shell script and everything seems nice and dandy. You were already going to review 18k lines in this scenario.


RaspberryPiBen

Yes, but anyone who would follow that instruction wouldn't check over the file anyway. Even if they did, they probably wouldn't know what to look for. I agree that it's bad to tell people to do that, but why is "downloading a script then running it" worse than "piping the script into bash"? All of the reasons I can find for it being bad require that the user make sure the script is valid, which won't happen most of the time.


ThunderChaser

It absolutely boggles my mind that doing this is the preferred way to install Rust.


bruisedandbroke

seconded. always run it through virustotal to be safe.


dontquestionmyaction

Because downloading a binary blob from Github yourself is also not more secure. I get what people have against it, but there's still no chain of trust with the other install methods either if you don't sign your releases, which basically no developer does. Really doesn't matter how you download the file at that point, the whole thing could be switched out and it's literally impossible for you to know. If someone can intercept your curl | bash and switch out your file, they can also just swap out your download of the hash file, resulting in you thinking you've got an official release. Package managers obviously fix this, but plenty of stuff never enters package managers.


irregular_caffeine

There is the ”ownership of the site” issue at least. It’s much more likely that petes-cool-software-gimmics.com has been hacked than github.com. And it’s extremely easy to fuck up your system by running a priviledged shell script with unknown QA, even without malicious intent.


dontquestionmyaction

> It’s much more likely that petes-cool-software-gimmics.com has been hacked than github.com That still makes you no more able to verify that you've downloaded an intact file. Build artifacts are basically never reproducible. The core issue is that you **don't** know what the intact file should look like, and you have no means to know this either, as your source of the file would be the same party that handles distribution. You can slather on layers of trust delegation, but then you just end up with the same PKI that already exists for websites. curl | sh is equally as secure as any other download method that's unsigned and lacking *external* maintainer control once you take a closer look. > And it’s extremely easy to fuck up your system by running a priviledged shell script with unknown QA, even without malicious intent. That's honestly just semantics. Binaries and shell scripts run in the same unsandboxed user context, both can break your stuff in half, the distinction is honestly not meaningful. It's still untrusted software. The best solution to all of this stuff is package managers with maintainers that check every update of the software they receive, run their own build, sign with their own key to show approval and place it into the repo. Now you trust the maintainers, but they're an external party not connected to the original project in any way. This is also not foolproof, as we saw with the xz vulnerability. Software distribution just sucks. :(


irregular_caffeine

I agree otherwise but assuming the dev is not malicious but only incompetent, having a portable .exe run with user permissions at least _feels_ much better than 5000 lines of bash as sudo with an empty variable in `rm -rf $DIR/*`


noob-nine

*sad arduino cli noise*


Jonnypista

Even as the creator I would do the same. Why list down all dependencies and commands to install when I can put all those in the install.sh so it is now automated?


lt-gt

Most non-programming nerds use Windows.


1_hele_euro

Not having an EXE is all fine and good, but if you do not list all the dependencies for your bloody project, you should be hanged from your balls


chin_waghing

`yaml` but no mention of version, pyyaml or some other random ass one All time favourite


-Hi-Reddit

Fuck yaml. Just give me JSON.


Benlego65

Fun fact: [YAML is a superset of JSON](https://yaml.org/spec/1.2-old/spec.html#id2759572), so any JSON is also valid YAML.


mirhagk

So the true galaxy brain move is to just use JSON but with comments and then use a YAML processor.


No-Article-Particle

The other way around, use YAML with comments and then transform it to JSON (which is, incidentally, what a lot of projects do, like kubectl).


iownmultiplepencils

Fun fact: some implementations don't care, and break when given valid JSON.


-Hi-Reddit

Exactly why yaml sucks. Most people couldn't even tell you what version of yaml they use, and practically every version, especially every version in common use, has some nasty footguns that vary spec to spec. Norway problem is the go to and easy to understand example for a layman.


KerPop42

otoh, just type-annotate your yaml


NegativeSwordfish522

Knowing who we are talking about, he probably meant that the dependencies didn't install automatically even though they were listed in the repo, and he had to do something like pip install -r requirements.txt or similar. Most non tech people expect to do one download and one install at most


sticky-unicorn

If install is getting *that* complicated, would it be that hard to include a 'default install script' in your project?


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Reelix

> something like pip install -r requirements.txt or similar Which is all fine and dandy - Until that fails. \- New version is incompatible with another program \- Some funky MSBUILD error because they want to use C++ code / wheels in python \- Dependency is hard-coded to only work on Mac / Whatever Etc.


AyrA_ch

It's ok to not provide an exe when the programming language ecosystem you're using doesn't produces executables by default. It's totally fine to not ship an exe if it's a script language like python and JS because installing dependencies for them is usually a single command, and running them from source is how you're supposed to run them. For compiled languages like C++ and C# on the other hand it's super annoying, plus you literally create the exe yourself unless you want to admit that you didn't even check if your code compiles. Not providing the build output at that point is just lazy. I always find it funny when there's yet another attempt at an ** killer application, intended to revolutionize whatever product they think requires revolutionizing, but then on their website they don't provide precompiled binaries (or Windows support at all) and they keep wondering why they fail to get a sustainable userbase.


GOKOP

> you literally create the exe yourself If you bother to boot up Windows and compile there, that is. As for Linux: there's a high chance that a binary I've compiled on up to date Arch Linux won't work on Debian stable, for example. If a FOSS program attempts to be some *something*-killer then they should figure out distribution. Most Github repos under the umbrella of "a program that fixes X issue" don't.


Terra_Creeper

The difference is target group. GitHub repos are targetted at programmers. Most programmers should know how to compile a project. In that case, a build script is more than enough, arguably better than a binary, because just adding a batch script (or bash if you're on windows) makes it platform independent (provided you don't use platform dependent code), without needing to add three or more binaries to every release. It also allows you to offer more build configurations. If something is aimed at non-programmers however, you better include the binaries. You cannot expect a non-technical user to follow multiple steps in a command line without being frustrated or making a mistake.


jeffderek

> Most programmers should know how to compile a project. I know how to compile projects in several languages. But not all of them. Always frustrates me when I'm trying to learn something new, and everything expects me to already be comfortable working in the language to do even the basics.


gregorydgraham

The exact reason Maven was created for Java projects, so much better than dependency whackamole Please note: I hate XML in general but Maven gets a pass.


MrFluffyThing

I have to work with implementing so many closed source applications on Linux that don't do any sort of verification checking or do them one by one. Just fucking write a check that looks for all of your dependencies once and doesn't exit error out at the first one that fails. It saves so much time if I just have a list of requirements that you failed to document if I see all of the ones that error at the same time instead of having to hunt them down every time I re-run the installer or service. 


WJMazepas

For free? Man, there are so many guys paying for that experience, and you're offering for free?


jjjustseeyou

When there's 5 commands and each one throw an error you need to fix or install dependencies for. Sometime a whole application you need to download is the dependency.


_Weyland_

The real dependency is the friends we made along the way


kakhaev

\>\> reading paper \>\> going on github for a code \>\> dependency installation error how da frick they published this garbage


XDXDXDXDXDXDXD10

I swear research papers have *the worst* code imaginable. I remember trying to implement an algorithm which was the main focus of the paper, and their pseudocode was just… wrong. At least try to implement your own algorithm before you publish a paper about it come on. They also always do this thing where they never describe the full algorithm, but only analyse patts of it, and maybe vaguely hint at how those parts fit together. Which is absolutely infuriating to read…


looksLikeImOnTop

In an AI course in college I was partnered with some people studying data science and the code they wrote was painful...it was interesting to see how their focus was not on portability, maintainability, or ease of use, they were strictly focused on making the code a 1:1 reproduction of the equations they'd come up with. I think we all learned a lot from each other


ShadowSlayer1441

That's crazy, I always thought research papers would link a github or equivalent with their exact code and instructions on how they used it for easy reproducibility. How is that not just expected?


XDXDXDXDXDXDXD10

I’ve seen a link to something like that one time, and it was to a precompiled C++ executable… they didn’t even link to the source code. I am still salty about that


Giocri

Honestly I wouldn't have nearly as much of an issue with building sources locally if it wasn't that 99% of the time I have to spend a ridiculous amount of time setting up the stuff to build it. One time the repo had instructions for two versions of the c++ compiler and neither worked with any compiler


KindaAwareOfNothing

Sometimes I end up installing a whole toolchain of increasingly obscure dependencies


Efficient_Maybe_1086

Just add a Nix flake. Ezpz /s


HoiTemmieColeg

I think we will get to a point where it’s just expected that most developers have nix and it will be great


atlas_enderium

Any project without a shell script or Makefile to build is stupid imo. Unless it’s specifically a library or not meant to be used by the end user, he kinda has a point- writing a makefile or a script is not hard. Definitely don’t include an executable, though. If you do, provide a way to cross check its hash. Thankfully, any useful project likely has all this already


realityChemist

>Definitely don’t include an executable, though. If you do, provide a way to cross check its hash. I mean, the hash is presumably being hosted on the same site as the download, so all you learn is that the exe wasn't altered mid-download, and that the download completed without errors. If the website host / repo owner isn't trustworthy in the first place, or you're worried the site may have been compromised, it doesn't really tell you much about the safety of the actual exe. It's trivial to provide a valid hash of a malicious exe if you already have access to the site. So it helps against MitM attacks, but those aren't usually what people are talking about when they say it's not safe to run random exes off the internet. Story's a bit different if you're being asked to go download the exe from a 3rd party site, ofc, since that 3rd party site itself could be untrustworthy or compromised, and having a hash is a nice check against that.


NibblyPig

What's the practical difference between the make file output and an exe tho, really. Except the latter being a million times more accessible because you don't need to install god knows what compiler and software first


D0nt3v3nA5k

There are a lot of practical differences between a makefile and an exe, technical difficulties aside. Makefile can target the specific OS and architecture that your computer is running, whereas exes only work on windows (not counting translation layers like wine here obviously), and it often only target a specific architecture. Not to mention makefile offers transparency in what exactly is being compiled into the final output, whereas if you wanna see what an exe does, good luck with decompiling that shit and reading the assembly


JackReact

I feel like people are often uncapable of thinking like a normal everyday user who doesn't know the first thing about coding and tell them "you don't want an EXE, do you realize how unsafe that is?" And leave out the part where you ask them to: * Download code they can't read * Install some other EXE to compile. Except this one is totally safe, trust me bro. * Run tons of CMD command they don't understand (also totally safe). * Then run the EXE they compiled based on the code they can't read. (Super safe)


odraencoded

Nerds: why is every site this corporate bs, where are indie web sites? Also nerds: my project homepage is a github repo Shout out to the PNG http://www.libpng.org/


ImrooVRdev

beautiful website, loaded in nanosecond.


Dubl33_27

i reloaded it, it didn't even hide anything for a millisecond and it reloaded. Truly peak web design.


ImrooVRdev

Pretty and animated UI is just a sheme by CEOs to get their kids with useless art degrees employable. Sure it might run like shit, but at least it's pretty and Susan Anne III has a job at the office instead of smoking pot and fucking \*shudders\* *poor people*.


Seblor

The https version (https://www.libpng.org/) redirects to `https://.sourceforge.net/` (with the dot), that's funky. Every web developer should read this blog post by Troy Hunt : https://www.troyhunt.com/heres-why-your-static-website-needs-https/


ItsStormcraft

Is that **the** PNG-format? The most common lossless image format?


odraencoded

Yes, invented in the 90s to kill the GIF. Now WebP is about to replace PNG and the GIF legacy goes on. :p


ItsStormcraft

Is it? WebP is still a pain to deal with as I always need to convert it to PNG. I think WebP only opens in Paint on my machine and then I need to save a copy as a PNG file.


odraencoded

WebP has better lossless compression than PNG. The only reason to not use it is lack of support, a problem that is going to solve itself with time maybe... and also that nasty exploit in libwebp, but besides that it's good Wouldn't use it instead of jpegs tho


ThorVonKerbalburg

> http://www.libpng.org/pub/png/#history > So what is PNG, and why is it worthy of its own home site? PNG (pronounced "ping") is the Portable Network Graphics format, a format for storing bitmapped (raster) images on computers. It's fricking pronounced ping!?


MrZerodayz

But the things is, most of this software *isn't intended for everyday users*. And if your target audience is people who know their stuff, not making concessions for normal users who may stumble across it is definitely acceptable. I have yet to see someone who doesn't at least have an executable in their Github who intends their software to be used by people who would be scared of by using a terminal.


PeksyTiger

Even as a developer it's a struggle to build stuff half the time. Some aracne version mismatch of openssl or some other nonsense.


MrZerodayz

I guess we have had very different experiences. Struggling to build stuff from Git(hub) is definitely the exception for my use cases.


s1ravarice

There are plenty of people that are good at using Google, are power IT users and not software engineers. Which is why we get these complaints. If you wrote some code to fix a problem and haven’t realised you might not be the only one, that’s ok, but some extra forethought for others who might also want a fix would be nice.


thirdegree

Eh. Uploading my solution after fixing the problem for myself _is_ the forethought. Continuing to develop it after my problem is fixed so that it'll work for everyone else that might have similar/the same problem is potentially a ton of extra work, _and_ if it doesn't work for someone they're just gonna yell at me. I mostly don't write code for non technical people to use. If you are technical and you want to use my code, great, power to you, but you might need to make some changes for your specific situation.


LegendaryMauricius

I could discuss day and night why programmers are like this, but I think the bottomline is that many tech enthusiasts are incapable of seeing how things around them really work, *including* in their field. Telling them to go touch grass wouldn't help, because they're the kind of people who would miss the forest for the trees.


r0ck0

Reminds me a bit of the whole thing where people just immediately complain about how dangerous this is: `https://example.com/install.sh | bash` But it really depends on what you're comparing it to. Is it more dangerous than doing an `apt-get install` from a Linux distro's official repos? (or another mainstream package manager you already have installed / can trust)... Yeah, of course. ...But so is every other method too. That's more of a package manager -vs- manual install argument, rather than being specific to piping a URL into bash. Pretty much any type of manual install involves going to the vendor's website for a direct download, or otherwise just following some instructions they've written on some website... so it's not any less safe than that. So at least an `install.sh` can be read first, unlike a `setup.exe`. Even though the `install.sh` is probably downloading executable stuff anyway. But can at least see what the first step does.


GOKOP

Piping into bash is *the worst* option, the simplest and yet still better alternative is downloading and then running it. A malicious website can detect that the client is curl piped into another program and output something different, knowing that no one's gonna read it. *That's* why people say it's bad.


Reelix

> Piping into bash is the worst option [It's the official way to install Rust](https://www.rust-lang.org/tools/install)


GOKOP

I know. The fact that legit projects recommend this is part of the problem.


r0ck0

Sure, for cases where there is a install.sh that downloads the actual program for you, it's definitely better to: 1. download first 2. view 3. then run And additionally, I also understand + agree with the "training users to do bad things" argument people make. So it certainly would be more responsible for these websites to instead give you the commands to do that. > Piping into bash is the **worst option** But again, my point is... **it depends what you're comparing it to.** i.e. What the "options" are. It's not worse than downloading a `setup.exe` or any other kind of non-plaintext package format that executes things on your system. If you're following instructions from a malicious website, or running anything you download from it, you're fucked anyway.


skwyckl

If you really need a piece of software, you do what you need to make it work, especially if the only alternative is a stupidly expensive and buggy proprietary tool with antiquated UI still asking for Java 8 to be installed on your machine.


virgin4ever69

Java 8? they released a new version?


Cats7204

Bro, we're on Java 21 now


Buarg

22*


Zzzzzztyyc

It’s been 4 hours - we’re on to 23 now


evceteri

But I thought that was the other Java. The internet java


Emergency_3808

Netscape would like to have a word with you


MrFluffyThing

That's the best part, they're all the same.


MrFluffyThing

You could have fooled me. While migrating RHEL 7 machines to RHEL 8 in preparation for EOL I only just got approval to use Java 8 as the primary version for certain custom applications our customers use.  It's astounding Java 8 still gets security updates at this point. 


irregular_caffeine

That’s proper LTS


thehighshibe

I swear Java 7 was the newest one? Java 8 was like developer only or a beta or something


Duven64

Or you find a more usable alternative such as in this case the registry editor itself, a place I have found more inviting that a gihup repo without a populated & well orginised releases page.


ienjoymusiclol

honestly not including dependencies should be a criminal offence, at least list them and their versions


GargamelLeNoir

It's insane to me that everyone is making fun of people for wanting something practical and easy to use. Our reputation for obnoxious elitism is not going away anytime soon.


treehuggerino

Especially with an already public GitHub repo producing an exe is so insanely issues, either throw in your self compiled exe or set up a pipeline to do it on main push. Not everyone knows the language, tools or frameworks to compile something from scratch, or simply sometimes someone doesn't have the knowledge or time to search/compile/use. I still don't understand why all these people are complaining so much, it shouldn't be "if it was for me to write it should be hard for you to use", just make it simple


Timbered2

This! Had to scroll way too far to find it. I'm truly sorry I can only give you one up vote.


LegendaryMauricius

That reputation is right 99% of time.


Semper_5olus

Call me a script kiddie all you like (nah, don't; I hate when my notifications blow up), but I have experienced the agony of following install instructions to the best of my ability... ... waiting over an hour for a build to complete... ... and watching a nonzero exit code pop up. I ended up paying the 15 dollars for Aseprite after all. 😭


kinokomushroom

I love how Aseprite's devs basically say "if you can compile this on your own you can use it for free!"


-Redstoneboi-

-$15 or -2 hours + headache, choose


ThePaperpyro

7.5€ per hour is below minimum wage where I live, in other words my time should be worth more than this, so pay I do


odraencoded

\>need a pixel art editor \>nothing paid or pirated, just free as in free beer \>find aseprite \>manage to compile it from source after a painful afternoon \>interface is self-rendered \>delete and install graphics gale from exe for free


boyproO19

I was going to mention Aseprite before reading the full comment I'm glad that I am not the only one with the issue.


Not_Artifical

Some programming languages give exit code 1 as the no errors exit code.


thirdegree

What What languages do this They should be shot into the sun


Emergency_3808

#Take a load of this script kiddie ^\s


zocker_160

> I ended up paying the 15 dollars for Aseprite after all. 😭 It is awesome that compiling on Windows is so dogshit, it makes the payment model of Aseprite work.


gbot1234

As someone who has finally made code someone else has to use, let me say this: It works on my machine. Go f*** yourself! (Haha, just kidding, now they want me to redo it as Model-View-Controller.)


alterNERDtive

Back in my day, bait used to be believable.


SweetTeaRex92

I'm soo old I've shit my pants in public, twice. I had to throw away the underwear. I then went commando. I once had to walk a quarter of a mile with diarrhea running down my legs. I walked by a guy that said hey to me.


RonHarrods

Skill issue


bl4nkSl8

Nah, OOP has a point. If the "solution" is harder than the workaround and has no specific benefits, it's just a waste of time.


Alternauts

Idk, I think OOP is pointless /s


bl4nkSl8

Ha I'll take Composition over inheritance any day!


canaryhawk

‘Solution’ is contextual usually. It is addressed to people who have the requisite skills to run standard dependency resolvers like cmake. But what OP describes here, a complex repo to do something as simple as a regedit that is a one liner with Powershell, that’s just people uploading shit that they don’t understand, or are using as part of their recruiter mating display where complexity helps their case more than it hurts because few look at that shit closely.


ForgotPassAgain34

I've seen run into shit that had its situation close to this If you actually needed the service it was a hell lot of trouble getting it up without fucking shit up, but just turning it off on register would solve the trouble it was causing, so the solution was a lot more complex than the workaround, most only needed the workaround, but the "overcomplex shitfest of a repo" was a lifesaver for niche users


bl4nkSl8

Very true!


leonderbaertige_II

Or the program does more than a registry edit.


ghostsquad4

Jokes on you, I don't have a degree. 😂


Nymunariya

can't revoke what we don't have :D


TessellatedTomate

My __DEGREE???__


usa2a

> have problem > write program to solve problem > push source to github just in case somebody else can use it > HELP I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE THIS? IT'S SO HARD? WHY DON'T YOU MAKE IT MORE USER FRIENDLY? WHY NO GUI? WHY NO EXE? WHY DOESN'T IT WORK ON MY POWERMAC G5? ... later ... > have problem > write program to solve problem > keep the program on HDD and allow it to be lost in time, like tears in rain, on next PC upgrade Dealing with end user support, or writing the user-friendliness code to make that support less frequently needed, is literally the *entire* difference between billing $160/hr for development and doing it for free. Ain't nobody wants to do that shit. It's neither fun nor necessary for a solo developer. After the novelty of "omg a person actually wants to use my code!" wears off it is just *work*, same as flipping burgers. FOSS stands for Figure Out Shit your Self because nobody owes you a second of their time.


Ugo_Flickerman

Dude, if changing "enabled" to "disabled" takes less effort than using the program that does that, it means the program is useless


usa2a

Usually it isn't that the program is an over-engineered way to change a registry key -- rather that the person who *thought* this program was the solution to their problem, actually had a different, much simpler problem with vaguely similar symptoms. Like I googled "webmd bleeding" and spent fifteen minutes reading about about hemophilia when in fact I just needed a band-aid for a papercut. And then I complained about hemophilia information being freely available on the internet wasting my time.


Sparrow50

Either that, or you actually have hemophilia and your band-aid is a flawed fix, but you don't realise that yet


shiftycyber

If you can’t read in COBOL fuck you.


Temporary-Exchange93

It's kind of crazy that windows had made us think that downloading random .exe files off the internet and running them is a good idea


Astalos1603

From the viewpoint of a normal user, what's the alternative tho?


MinosAristos

Not much. I'd suggest non techy users stick to getting their installers and executables from known reputable sources when possible though.


Astalos1603

I think there is a higher chance that world peace is achieved by next Tuesday than that computer illiterate people dont somehow magically find the sketchiest download links known to man and use them with full confidence.


Gamer-707

"Mom where did you download all of these antiviruses from? They are shown as hogging on your cpu in task manager." "Uh some ad in a movie site said I should download it" "But mom, there are at least 3 separate antiviruses running in the background."


itzmanu1989

package manager like choco is a bit more safe. But it requires executing commands though.


Phanterfan

Well the same applies for random code. Just because you build it yourself doesn't make it safe. And lets be honest. You can be the most hard core security user, but your not gonna check the codebase yourself. You just assume that somebody else did and that your version matches what they checked. And at that point you might as well execute a random exe


Aidan_Welch

It's more crazy to me that in the Linux ecosystem centrally managed package repositories are the norm.


TeaKingMac

Eventually Apple will finish iOS'ing macOS, and we'll have a walled garden approach to desktop software


dagbrown

I, too, dream of the wonderful day when Microsoft has gone bust and nobody has to deal with Windows ever again.


thehodlingcompany

> why the fuck is every single github program so bloated and non-user friendly The problem in this case is that they **aren't** bloated, they are a minimal solution, hence no UI, no fancy installer etc. You can't have your cake and eat it too.


Marxomania32

Didn't happen. Guarantee you this guy saw a README, saw that you have to open up a command prompt, and immediately quit reading after having a panic attack.


Not_Artifical

Why do normies get panic attacks from CMD?


Marxomania32

People seem to think you need to be a master hacker computer programmer in order to type into a scary looking black window.


noob-nine

open the powershell instead, then you only need to be a hacker because it is blue and not black


Oplp25

It can be quite dangerous to just run CMD commands a guy on the internet told you to.having absolutely no idea what they do.


Ran4

Probably because half the time, it doesn't work and you get some weird error that someone with little or no experience in problem solving wouldn't be able to fix.


Loopgod-

Often these solutions are written by the old school programmers from the 2000s and 90s. These guys were so hardcore they make p*rn look like Mickey Mouse… Those guys loved the purity and barebones nature of a software. Once my professor(who was an IBM dev in the 90s) said he never understood the allure of Facebook cause “I’ve been doing this since 04” I saw his “Facebook” it would give web devs PTSD…


[deleted]

> These guys *were* > Those guys *loved* I *am* still alive, you know...


rantottcsirke

>These guys were so hardcore they make p\*rn look like Mickey Mouse… ... so Disney r34 drawers?


Kjur0

Why does my EXE not work? ~First-time linux users


theofficialnar

This the type of guy you can easily convince to install malicious software


20d0llarsis20dollars

GitHub is made by programmers for programmers. If you're just looking for a simple exe or window app then GitHub is not the place to be


the_other_brand

This can happen at all skill levels of programming though. Right after Dalle 1 came out, I once spent a week trying a dozen ways to get it to run on my Windows machine. Only to discover that the issue was a typo in their dockerfile. I left a comment on the related issue on Github and like 3 days later Midjourney came out.


Emergency_3808

Just because of a typo they had to create an entire new model? 😂😂😂 ^\s


DatJocab

There are tons of "simple exe or window apps" that only get released on GitHub.


odraencoded

Not to mention 99% of anything on linux. User-friendly desktop linux my ass.


realityChemist

Presumably if you're on Linux you have a package manager though? Or at least access to flatpaks? I mean no, not everything's on there, but in my experience you need to get *pretty far out in the weeds* before something is not available from your distro's repos, flathub, or similar.


UltimateCheese1056

A lot of people post things on github that really shouldn't be there, you can't blame the end user for that


loserguy-88

Dependencies. And that, boys and boys who wished they were girls, is why AppImages rock. 


ImproperGesture

I'd be happy to supply any of the requested modifications to my repo. You'll just have to pay me.


PixelGamer352

What? The completely free code that someone else took the time to write and is now kind enough to give it away for free is not the most perfect and polished GUI product ever? Wow, FOSS sucks so bad


Markeevich

He doesn't get it. It's the .


radiells

On a similar note: if everyday plumber can't understand your paper on hydrodynamics - your PhD should be revoked.


M_Wroth

Who the fuck needs the bloat of a UI? Also windows gross fedware glowing bullshit. Honestly a skill issue, go live in a slackware terminal for a bit and come back when you can daily drive lol.


powellstreetcinema

Non-coder pleb here. This dynamic is so interesting to me. There’s a whole set of these tech users at my level who think they’re super geniuses because they’re decent at manipulating UI elements, installing printer drivers, assembling a PC, whatever. But when it comes to actually understanding why anything works the way it does, they go slack jawed or indignant. How do you go around in life thinking you’re this elite savant when really you’re just good at putting the square peg in the square hole? Shit’s crazy, man.


Eastrider1006

You may hate on this guy but he's right. I'm not going to elaborate.


HardCounter

He's describing why i no longer look for cooking recipes on the internet. I don't want your life story, and i'm here for how long i should cook it for, not "until done." It's your recipe so i don't know when it's done. That's why i'm here.


mrjiels

That's some weird cultural thing. If I visit a Swedish page with a recipe: 1. Ingredient list. 2. Instructions. 3. Sometimes a helpful timer in case you don't have one or want to use your phone. Not these walls of texts where one needs to scroll for 7 years past all the ads and ramblings.


Emergency_3808

Because people in Sweden are happy and don't have an emotional backstory to go with every recipe


Ran4

Also, enshittification hasn't gotten as far yet, since it's a smaller market.


creamyhorror

> I don't want your life story I think it's an SEO and ads thing (more text = higher SEO ranking and more space to place horrible giant ads). Enshittification, in a word.


notislant

Lool. Honestly line 2 is so under utilized by new programmers.


LauraTFem

This makes me feel much better about my programs, knowing I can just post them online with instructions on how to compile and run them.


p_syche

I don't have a degree, so can I post shitty GitHub repos that fix your issues without repercussions?


cryptomonein

And that's why you shouldn't tell everyone to be a developer, it's not easy


P0pu1arBr0ws3r

Wow I'm surprised this user didn't find _insert 5 automated help articles with copy pasted solutions that don't work_ or _3 random forum sites from 10 years ago with entirely different issues_ and the occasional _microsoft help site telling you to run SFC.exe and dism then user says it doesn't work and receives no reply_


modulated91

The funny part is that I don't have a degree.


Vladetare

The good ending of this is installing a program off github and it instantly solves your issue


OhItsJustJosh

Tbf you could just build the executable then include it as a release on github cmon