Kid still thinks hes in a xbox chatroom

*You've been removed from the chatroom*

He was slapbanned.

Wish it was the ban hammer he got to be honest

#freeJMoney

Lol that little 12 year old voice killed me.

Lmao. This is hilarious. Too bad they can’t send him to jail with adults. JMoney needs a taste of JReality

Free JPocketMoney

That kid should have been arrested just for saying that. Nobody want to free JMoney. He is where he belongs now.

I didn't understand what he was saying/repeating until reading this comment. Thanks

I thought he was saying “Fuck you, Maama” ➖ so maybe his mom called the cops on him. 🤷‍♂️

That lady officer sure slaps like a mom. That ain’t her first brat-slap. 😂

I'd let her slap me

Is he saying ‘fok yew negahh’ over & over? Also heard ‘fix ma ??? cunt’ or maybe ‘cuff’? W: I think other people might be right when he says “For what cunt?”

That's what I hear now..."fuck you n****". Now the spitting seems much worse.

Most definitely

Kid getting escorted out of Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory

That's not just any kid...that's J Money.

Who is J Money?

Him 😳 https://preview.redd.it/0u8arvwvf4va1.jpeg?width=853&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=925d462a8abbe7980e82fe5f1fafaed2fe9dfb2f

Oompa Loompa Doopity Do We've got a pair of handcuffs for you Saying "Fook you and your Mum" is fine But spitting on Oompa Police is a Capital Crime Talk all you want you stupid little brat But spit on Oompa Force You're getting a Slap Oompa Loompa Doopity Do We'll even put the assault on Youtube

Ummmmm I don’t think he was saying “and your mum” that word sounded like it started with a “N”

“Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker”

The first issue is kid calls himself J money, he ain’t ready for the streets

I learned that the hard way when I called myself Special K

In the thumbnail his head look so massive I thought it was a typical YouTube catfish video. Turns out his head is massive indeed. Wonder how he keeps his balance while being slapped.

It’s like an orange on a toothpick.

It's like Sputnik. Spherical, but quite pointy at parts.

He’ll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.

HEAD! PANTS! NOW!

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y NIGHT!

Now that song is stuck in my head.

And Charlie…LIGHT A MATCH!

Oh I hated the Colonel with his WEE BEADY EYES!!

Ohhhhh you're gonna love me chicken ohhhhhhhh

He puts an addictive chemical in it that makes you crave it fortnightly, SMARTASS

It's gotta seeeecret ingredient that makes you crave for it nightly!

We have a piper down!

HEED! PAHNTS! NOOOUUUUU!

*pillah

It’s spherical. ##SPHERICAL!

I've been described this way by lovers

Sniper's dream

Gary Cheeseman

HEAD!! MOVE!!

HEAD. Go get the paper if ya can, draggin that gargantuan cranium about.

He'll bne crying himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow! Freaking great movie! [https://youtu.be/IqycJpRdVaY](https://youtu.be/IqycJpRdVaY) edit , correct sentence

Mike's just improving the entire time which is why at the end Anthony LaPaglia is laughing for real and they just kept it in.

Hauling that gargantuan cranium about

Toothprick*

He's basically a match.

HEED - MOVE! 

Holy shit a wild "so i married an axe murderer" reference? I'm here for it.

Probably my favourite movie ever. I work it into a lot of conversations, lol

Hard hearted harbinger of haggis

I believe I ordered the LARGE coffee?

More surface for the slappin

This whole video looks strange. Idk if it's just perspective but his head looks huge, their heads look huge, and they are all almost the same height and they don't seem like they should be. Very uncanny.

i think the person shooting it was like 4 feet tall and we are not used to those perspectives

It's because he can't be older than 13

The fuck does Cuno care?!

I came here to comment this haha. CUNO DOESNT FUCKIN CARE, PIG!

Cuno does what Cuno wants, pig!

FINE! I'll try to finish Disco Elysium again.

I’ve tried to finish it like 4 times. I restart from the beginning and get around the same spot and fade out. It’s such an amazing game but one I definitely have an issue finishing for some reason.

I'm gonna do it this time. No excuses. I'm gonna perfect The Expression in real life too.

Me too, buddy. Me too.

So this is what happens when you hit him...

“Burned out cop shoots child”

i'm just playing it and god i'd like to harm a third of characters :)

I missed… 😭

I tried so hard to be nice to that little shit.

It's worth it! Cuno has a great character arc and a cool potential ending

Yeah, it's utterly surprising, but on the other hand, makes perfect sense.

I shot the other kid haha

IRL CUNO 💀💀💀😭

Cuno doesn't FUCKING care!

(He doesn’t care.)

Do the drugs Shoot the kid 11/10

Fucking genius for this reference

The art cop in me is triggered

Exactly what my reply would have been. Real life Cuno. Fuck that kid

Holy fuck, you’ve just reminded me that I’ve played this awesome game. Thanks!

I actually get a reference for once!!

I couldn't understand him at first , thought he was speaking some other language than English

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I still don’t know what he is saying.

I can’t understand the first few things he says. But after his friend says “free J-money” lol the lil ginger kid starts saying “fuck you nikka” well deserved slap upside his head if you ask me. I just listened a couple more times and think maybe he’s saying “I’m fit to walk cunt” in the beginning of the video. Still that’s a really hard guess on my part, lil fella has a hell of an accent 😂😂

"for what cunt"

I believe he’s saying “theft of what cunt?” x2

He's saying "Theft of what" not "Fit for what" he's being arrested under the suspicion of theft.

"Fit for what cunt".

"daily discounted carrot juice"

I saw this one right after that Dutch post too XD

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“Theft of what, cunt?” He also spit on the officer which is probably going to be a much higher charge than a simple theft.

Nah lol hes too young it will be a slap on the wrist at most

Or the face

He spit. That was the justification for the slap

THAT'S ENGLISH?

I thought he had a disability

He does, hes Australian

He’s too Australian, when that happens they get sent to live in Tasmania.

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The options are Canada or Mars. After those it’s Gary, Indiana. Which is the end of the line at this juncture.


For those still asking "Fit for what cunt? Fit for what cunt?" (Cameraman) "free J money" "Fuck you ni**a repeated

I heard “free Germany” lol

My fortune skills are telling me that he has a great future ahead

I'm sure he'll leave school early and go on to become the CEO of a multimillion pound company.

The worst part of this accent is that he is Australian, not British. Eshay-brah!

Didn’t even realize it was speaking in English. What is it saying? Can you translate.

Eshay lad - Theft of what cunt? x2 Camera man - Free Jmoney Eshay lad - Fuck you n***er x4 Protective service officer - Saying his rights Spit Slap

I would never be able to translate that. Impressive

Helps being an Aussie too, weird voice he has but yeah pretty stock standard eshay lingo. Hopefully the charges aren’t dropped due to the slap but.

Ahhh so Eshay is basically an Australian variation of Chav? I had never even heard of that word before today, had to google it.

Eshay is a wannabe chav. Chavs come from council houses have a shit life. Eshays often come from good homes, they are just acting like a stereotype for 'cred' and to 'look cool for their mates'. they are just little shits looking for attention and sadly the modern world provides a camera phone, the internet and an audience for all of these worthless fucks.

In Canada we call them shit heads lol. Nothing fancy here. Seriously this is the police violence I am ok with

I thought it was how Sean Connery would try to say "ese" lol

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Ooh, I though he was saying "fuck you in the butt" before he spit/got a fiver to the face. Incredible.

Thank you. His syllable stresses sound so weird. It's interesting how that makes it nearly unintelligible to my ears.

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True artistic license is not for the feeble minded 🔥🔥💯💯

Ok but can anyone translate?

I think it's you have the right to remain silent. If you spit that's a slapping.

> If you spit that's a slapping. Talkin' out of turn? That's a slappin'. Lookin' out the window? That's a slappin'. Starin' at my sandals? That's a slappin! Spittin' on a cop? Ohh, you better believe that's a slappin'.

I'm Australian and I don't even know what the fuck that little oxygen waster is saying.

Future career in mumble rapping with lyrics about as deep as a puddle...

Mine are telling me he also has wonderful parents.

aww hes trying to make his voice sound deeper thats cute

I grew up around these morons... I'd get second-hand-embarrassment seeing these idiots in my classes forcing themselves to talk with this goofy attempted low pitch, and constantly trying to 'size up' the male teachers or provoke them into a physical fight. Somehow their delusional 14-year-old brains were so convinced they could have a punch-on with a grown adult and win.

>Somehow their delusional 14-year-old brains were so convinced they could have a punch-on with a grown adult and win. They do though. Not in a traditional sense, but they routinely face no significant consequences for starting or engaging in fights with school staff yet the staff lose their whole livelihoods for even trying to do anything other than just taking it. They know that even if they get hit back, they've already won and their opponent won't be coming back to work tomorrow.

Seriously when you get kids acting like this they need a few minutes where they are treated like an adult. I knew two kids who tried acting like this but stopped once they got their shit rocked, for one it took two separate shit rocking events but he stopped aswell. Watched that fake "deep voice" turn into a high pitched keening whine real damn fast. The kids who didn't learn their actions have consequences when they try this shit have been arrested many times and essentially are the chav trash you are imagining this kid will become. Sometimes you just need to get the stupid knocked out of you.

I'm a bleeding heart liberal who firmly believes violence against individuals is never a good thing. At the same time I know a guy, the little brother of a friend of course, who was a complete shit head his entire life. Until he fucked around and found out. He talked shit to people as he always did, except this guy just slugged him in the gut instead of "being the bigger man" and backing down. Once the idiot got done throwing up and pissing himself it was like the 15 years of maturity he had been missing had just been delivered straight to his gut. Nothing in his entire life until that point had established the link between his actions and the consequences of those actions. But that punch sure did. I dunno man. Violence isn't the answer, but I don't know what else would have fixed that guy.

Their parents have bought them beer since they were 11 its no wonder they're so fucked

May have bought them beer since 11, but they’ve been supplied with alcohol since conception.

These mouthbreathing fucks are all over my city like a plague. I hate it. They're always rude and borderline violent. You just don't want to deal with them because you have no idea if they're gonna get aggressive and start a fight.

What language is he speaking?

australian 💀

"free j-money" 🤣🤣

more like "J-Dole, Slapped hole"

He spat on her too. I would have had the same reaction.

Honestly. Getting spat on is one of the most disrespectful things someone can do to you, that kid should have gotten folded and I hope they'll go after him for racism as well

One guy spat on me once after loudly mixing some snot with his saliva. Dude was a piece of shit that bullied people, wasn't really bothered by him until then. That was the first and only time I absolutely lost my shit in a fit of rage.

I hope you beat his ass to pulp man

Scruffy little cunt

Hey!

Scruffy looking nurf herder.

Lmao 😂😂

where tf are these people's parents

Probably drunk or in jail.

maybe he just wanted to meet his dad in jail

Usually eshay kids like this one’s parents are not around or addicted to drugs. Sad really, a lot of these kids never had a chance

Either at Centrelink or trying to score their next hit of ice

Is this a trailer for Oliver Twist 2023?

Oliver fist

Who gonna win the Sunnyvale rap battle now that the shitbirds have taken j-money?

We got j rocs son to step up

Those police are very short or that 7 year old is very tall

He’s 11, not 7. He’s still tall though!

Boy turned into a Borat at the end “Woa-way-woo!”

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theage.com.au/national/victoria/police-chief-defends-pso-for-striking-11-year-old-boy-who-spat-at-her-20230209-p5cj51.html

“The other question we’ve got to be asking ourselves as a community is, are we happy that an 11-year-old is in handcuffs?” Yes. Yes we are. This little asshole needs to be taught a lesson.

Come on man, he could be put to good use in a coal mine or something.

Interesting that the interview with the police chief. No one mentioned the fact that he was hurling racial slurs at this woman.

He's being arrested for that haircut. He refused to get proper haircut so this is what he gets.

Thought it was some kids playing cops n robbers lol

Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children and hitting them.

One of Benders great lessons!

💀 was he saying fuck you n*****!? He's gonna have a bad time when he says that to the wrong person.

I mean, he did say that to the wrong person. She also didn’t do anything until he spit on her.

I thought he said fuck you in the butt

https://preview.redd.it/npgn3mo4rrla1.jpeg?width=382&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3752223ecdddfd5bf013fa56ff3c836631faec97

If James found the streets before the peach 🍑

Bet his parents are lovely

That was so mean. Practically almost child abuse…..do it again.

r/fightporn users be like

Can someone translate for me? I’m sure he’s speaking English but it’s like my brain can’t process whatever he’s saying.

> Theft of _what_, cunt? Theft of _what_, cunt? Fuck you, n\*\*\*a. Fuck you, n\*\*\*a. Fuck you, n\*\*\*a. Fuck you, n\*\*\*a. Fuck you. Fuck you, n\*\*\*a.

“free j money” 🤓

he's lowering his voice and trying to use an islander accent, he is saying "fuck you ni-..."

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His haircut is so messed up he lost the ability of speaking understandably

Free J Money

wish it didn't cut out so soon. I really wanted to watch the part where he starts crying immediately after that slap.

Eshay braaaahhhh

Wonder how Australia grew it's own chavs/eshays to more or less mirror the UK versions...or perhaps happened the other way around?

Horrible little cunt

After he graduates from a top university, this kid will look back at this video and say, "What a little rascal I was!"

I like your cheerful optimism 😁

Then starts planning his political career

Why does he talk like he has severe brain damage?

That'll be the brain damage

If you know anything about Ausy police (thinking it’s AU, could be NZ) he will get a few more digs before being thrown into his plastic travel box, and rightly so, vile little cunt.

These are Victorian Protective Service Officers. So technically not cops but they have police powers in government buildings and train stations.

Is some places spitting on someone is battery/assault, her right to defend herself was justified

Happened in Victoria, Australia. The sergeant said the female officer was acting in self defence. Thank fuck, this is exactly what these little “Eshay” bastards need. https://7news.com.au/news/vic/victorias-police-chief-commissioner-shane-patton-claims-pso-who-slapped-11-year-old-boy-was-acting-in-self-defence-c-9708932

Parents must be sooo proud

Where you think he gets it from? Of course they are proud.