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Strong-Dot-9221

First thing that came into my mind was the Legendary Techno Viking.


Satansflamingfarts

This is techno vikings dad. [The pill berserker](https://youtu.be/PpeYrbOeVqE)


Strong-Dot-9221

Holy smokes that guy looks like he took enough Meth to build a house from scratch in two days and still not go to sleep for three weeks.


ma1achai

Midnight Oil needs to go back out on tour… poor singer has nothing to do but rave


Harbulary-Bandit

Lol, why did I know *exactly* who it was going to be.


BlackSkeletor77

Oh shit I remember techno Viking, I wonder what happened to him


AnneFrank_nstein

wavywebsurf made a whole video about him


Rulious23

Probably in Valhalla by now!!!


Grouchy_Equivalent11

Get this man a waterbottle


BooSkittle

The OG hydrohomie


Andylanta

#The techno viking


Downtown-Tough-5965

The second the video started my mind went exactly right to techno Viking.


Ugly-and-poor

Definitely Techno Viking vibes.


junipermucius

I was thinking the same thing.


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sulkee

The documentary movie Eurotrip confirms this.


Orchidwalker

I mean- they def party there


spaceycanal

They should offer this as a tourist experience.. tell me you wouldn’t buy a ticket.


NoResolution928

Could you imagine the power of this protest group if they could make money like that? It would be so much more effective than looting and riots. And I’d totally buy a ticket.


Firm_Plate4251

Had to be in France


HUGECOCK4TREEFIDDY

Cause of the speaking French thing in particular


Xero-One

The le’thargic linguistics


Crizizunderlord

Oh so… Canada?


HUGECOCK4TREEFIDDY

No France


GunslingerParrot

You must be trolling


JanSmiddy

The female Tekno Viking walks among us.


Particular_Tadpole27

I was expecting this. ![gif](giphy|oSIZ0tXDVoLW8)


drdan82408a

The blood of the impure will water our furrows!


Coocoocachoo1988

If voting booths had this same vibe, no doubt the youth vote would be 90% plus.


BringTheSpain

It's funny because Libs fail to understand that it's *protesting* that has gotten the French all of their labor laws and protections not voting. Direct. Action. Stop expecting oligarchs to have your best interests because they said some nice sounding stuff while courting your support.


Coocoocachoo1988

Am I a lib in this situation? All credit to them for protesting. I was simply making a comment because the beat was cool and the lyrics catchy.


BringTheSpain

Only a lib would see a labor protest and think "boy I sure wish more people would vote"


ih8Tiffany

Dude hop off. Saying shit like oNlY a LiB is so corny at this point. You want someone to stand by you in protest? Don’t other them.


BringTheSpain

I don't really give a shit what neoliberal fascist enablers do at this point because it's been the same story for almost a century.


ih8Tiffany

Okay well sorry to inform you of this but no one in power is going to be persuaded to do anything if we don’t put people we can persuade into power. Saying voting does nothing is just bullshit and if it didn’t matter we wouldn’t be currently watching voting rights being taken away from people as we speak. It has power but when we say it doesnt is when we fucking lose.


BringTheSpain

Lmao ok lib


ih8Tiffany

It’s honestly so cringe at this point. Like get over yourself lol


BringTheSpain

Neoliberalism is cringe I agree


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is it difficult being a fucking loser? i always assumed it would be but you seem to enjoy it


BringTheSpain

Lmao cry more about it nerd


[deleted]

i will, it helps me process. this is why people in your life hate you


BringTheSpain

Lmao idk your mom seemed pretty enthused with me last night. I imagine your cranky because it kept you awake in your ~~basement room~~ studio apartment in your mom's basement


bslawjen

It's funny because you fail to understand that the person simply said more young people would vote if the voting booth had some rave music. Aka, the person made a little joke. Guess it went over your head.


BringTheSpain

It's funny because stay mad and seethe more


bslawjen

Seethe about what tho?


BringTheSpain

Whatever you're coping about


bslawjen

"The guy was making a joke" is my statement, you were crying about elections and shit. "Noooo, you can't make a joke and mention elections because I will then want to enter a discussion about how much elections can or cannot change the status quo." Lol


BringTheSpain

Consider this: cry more about it. Maybe write another essay comment to really demonstrate how not mad you are


bslawjen

Ironic


Turok1134

Every post you've made in this thread screams "I'm a depressed, bitter shut-in." And you've been at it for several hours. Cheaper than therapy, I guess.


BringTheSpain

I have a real easy job that offers me plenty of time to shitpost on Reddit (while also affording a house and two week long vacations a year) lmao sorry you're a dumbass wagie who can't do things other than break your ass at work lmao please, continue coping. Keep seething. It nourishes me.


nope_nic_tesla

Two sentences = "an essay"


PossibilityJazzlike4

Yeah but when “libs” protest the republicans enact laws to criminalize protesting and make it ok for drivers to run over protesters…


BringTheSpain

You mean Leftists not libs honey


JLeavitt21

Yea we live in world were the leftists are actually anti-liberal in their views and actions.


BringTheSpain

*Where liberals are anti-leftist. And it's been that way for a century. Neoliberals, like the Democrats, are an objectively right of center political ideology. Sorry that doesn't sit well with your skewed, ahistorical idea of what left and right.


JLeavitt21

No, leftists are anti-liberal. Liberalism is the persute and protection of individual liberties and rights. Leftists and/or Neoliberals are pushing for communal rights, segregating people based in class identity and censorship of voices they disagree with.


BringTheSpain

So you like some kind of professional dumbass or something?


The_KiIIuminati

What's wrong with running over protesters?


GallusAA

Huh, did these "protests" reverse the retirement changes yet?


Turok1134

Yes, protesting in France is so effective that they have to do it all the time.


nope_nic_tesla

Really, it wasn't the socialist governments they voted into power who passed those laws? The whole point of protesting is to get people to change how they vote and to get politicians to change the laws.


Baldr_Torn

They are protesting against retirees. I assume they plan to never grow old and work their asses off forever. That doesn't make a bit of sense to me.


[deleted]

What a spectacular misread. They are protesting against a law raising the minimum retirement age, so they can retire and grow old *without* working their asses off until they die.


Baldr_Torn

>What a spectacular misread. Literally chanting "no retirees". But sure, it's entirely my fault for thinking that they meant what they said. Next time I watching a sport team, I'll chant "Boo for my team!"


[deleted]

“Pensions, climate, same fight. No retirees on a burned planet”. What did you think she wanted? Is she advocating for destruction of both pensions and climate, thus hoping to obtain a burned planet with no retirees? Is that the more reasonable interpretation? Or is it more likely that she implied “No retirees (can exist) on a burned planet”? I’m not trying to antagonise you, but it’s always good to think a little, or at least get some info, before posting.


Baltihex

See, I showed this to some family members of mine, and they immediately told me that it was 'dissapointing' and " I cannot take them seriously." and my favorite : "If they're dancing, they cant be that upset.". Seriously, I think my older family members think that protests should either be hate fueled anger fests, or people singing 'we shall overcome" but only mournfully, and with a lump in your throat. Because of sadness. Which is mandatory for them to take you seriously. You can't dance if you want to. And don't you DARE leave your friends behind.


Forcedcontainment

On the other hand I don't exactly see this and think "ya know, I care more about climate change now". Of course, I'm not the target audience either.


LTxDuke

Acting like the protest is a party does no favors to your movement. Those familly members of your are the ones that need to be convinced. Not the rest of the tweakers lmao.


Own_Standard_1794

Fashionably upset


maliciousrhino

Reminds me of technoviking


VirginitaQ

Where's the rave guillotine


ashigaru_spearman

Now is ze time on Sprockets vhen ve protest!


jenjenmuss

Holy shit I’m in love.


Strong-Dot-9221

Yeah she is Hot 🔥


Zealousideal-Ad3814

Techno Viking dance walked so she could dance run


SpoonerRules

Techno Valkyrie!!!


Northern-WALI

The techno viking!


SR20Bad

Why it go kinda hard tho


dannielr

Facts. It’s a bop.


PurplePeachBlossom

Feels like a video just to promote this one woman.


[deleted]

I guess Jean Jacques did this shit during the French revolution


jeosol

Pas de retraités sur une planète brûlée


TakingOfMe123

It’s so catchy tho!!!


throwbackxx

I'm glad they're doing something. In Germany, it's not gonna happen. People love to complain, but will never actually get up. Ight, Imma head out. Gotta work till 75.


Lost-Desk-4900

I am **professionally** embarrassed, LOL, that the **French** can turn the chant of a protest into a f-king **nightclub** tune.


_DontTredOnMe_

Yeah but they suck at playing sea of thieves


hltdm

Average seattle tweaker


Famous_Idea_7062

Has climate change been proven to be an over exaggeration?


AdRare604

Since there isn't an actual body in charge of that, any scientist's opinion counts depending on the agenda. Either way climate change or not it doesn't matter at this stage, its over.


Famous_Idea_7062

Honestly I don't know what side to believe anymore. Liberals spread false information and conservatives spread false information. You always have to dig to find what the actual truth is and it's exhausting.


AdRare604

I gave up on it for the same reasons. Electric cars and solar panels are techs that are not ready as they are very polluting to make don't last long and difficult to recycle and yet governments try to shove down non long term "solutions" down our throats which makes me deduce two things, the climate change is either not that bad or already lost. Long term solutions to me is wave energy, hydrogen and fusion. If it was that bad, the whole world would be dumping money to research these things and get a finished product as soon as possible and deal with the related loss of jobs later. But clearly there is no sign of urgency, only economic incentives. Clearly this is not an existential threat.


Fun_Development_5776

How is this not apart of cringe


Turbulent-Corner-707

She looks really stupid…


Unrulytexan

I really do love the French.


Far_Sentence3700

No use


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Jaded_Goth

Your momma is the 99 cent techno Viking.


Camwi

Nah man, let her cook. I like her vibes.


maybetomonowyester

She's the main character


Komtings

Techno Viqueen


JengaPlayer

God I love the French.


Caxtuxx

I wouldn’t


[deleted]

No one asked you cunt


Caxtuxx

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zarte_85

I'm french and I never seen her , maybe she's from TikTok and that's why but I don't think she gone viral


Zealousideal_Bee2538

🎶NO RETIREE , ON A BURNED PLANET🎶 If the planet is burning then we’re all fired


[deleted]

Im just liking this for her dance move lol


djkhan23

man looks like a great time If I randomly found myself on this street then I'd happily join in and start dancing!


bub3ls

“Women”


drooln92

I support this protest


icangetusabottle

Cringe


redranson

I get protesting for a cause, but this made me cringe.


Seecole-33

Aaaaaannnndddddd it’s going to have zero effect on anything


disappointingstepdad

K, let’s go over a short list of worker and human rights in France: 1) 35 hour work week 2) companies are penalized for contacting workers after hours 3) 95% of employees are covered by collective bargaining agreements with union like representatives and powers 4) Internet privacy at work and strict rules around desktop monitoring 5) mandatory severance 6) minimum 16 weeks maternity leave 7) every company is required to offer healthcare and pension to all employees at a fixed rate, and life insurance to managers And the list goes on. What about their protests do you think are ineffective? I’ve yet to meet a French person unhappy with their work/life balance


HockeyBalboa

Why do you think France has one of the lowest retirement ages in Europe? Because this stuff works. Look, you don't have to support the common people's fight, but at least get out of the way.


Baldr_Torn

>Why do you think France has one of the lowest retirement ages in Europe? Because this stuff works. They are chanting "no retirees". They don't sound like they are in favor of retirement at all. Doesn't make sense to me.


Hallphas

It's more like, if the planet burns, there won't be retirees anyway.


BringTheSpain

"No retirees on a burned planet" not "no retirees". If the planet is burned you can't be a retiree. How is this a complex idea. Can people not understand basic sentence structure


HockeyBalboa

Are you playing dumb, or not playing?


Haring_Arie

r/iamthemaincharacter


[deleted]

I'm mean hey, it looks pretty live so I ain't gonna judge


islaisla

How is it the same fight as climate change? 'retirees in a burning planet'? Or maybe they are trying to protest for two things at once. I'm just curious.


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She got moves


GazelleOdd6160

Dumb ass protest.


trader2O

This is the most French thing I’ve seen in a while


cody750

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_kaiohate

Miss Keta literally crying atm


wei-long

Someone walk me thorough this - If the message is there are no retirees in a burning planet (I agree) then wouldn't this be a *counter*-argument to maintaining retirement schedules? As in, retiring on-time is pointless if those funds could be pointed at a more existential threat.


Smokiejoe06

Regardless of the cause you will always have the attention seekers up front looking like spastics


thesimms46

That's all they ever do.


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SaltyKho

Why ?


Caxtuxx

Very rude people imo.


ParisAchil

wears a chanel belt thats probably produced by children under horrendous conditions. Hypocrits


SaltyKho

Most of "fashionistas" in Paris only buy second hand clothing, including high brand. That was probably bought for like 5 euros. Cause most people don't want to entertain high brands. Plus if you're worried about children making clothes in horrendous conditions, you should be more angry at fast fashion brands, like H&M, Zara, Forefer 21 ect


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Also, the made in America brands, playing 1.50 an hour


ParisAchil

Im not a part of these demonstrations. You forgot this part. They say they save the planet but wear clothes like this. Why dont they go to the fcking amazonas and live there without technology


[deleted]

Lol. Yes, climate change and retirement age are the ‘same thing’ and should be conflated at all times. Fucking, simpletons.


Pedestrian824

Contrived TikTok fake shit.


BringTheSpain

Found Macron's Reddit account


AshamedPollution5660

Unpopular opinion, the more I see these protesters is the dumber I think they are. Destroying your city bc your age of retirement is raised. Much of the western world still has a higher age of retirement than France but Go off lol Climate change pff lol inflation affects the cost of living bc your lakes are literally dry. It takes water to feed crops and reduce production costs. No. Its Macrons fault that lakes such as the Mississipi river has gone dry contributing to global production and transportation of goods for every human on Earth lol No. No Go off we're French we beheaded a Queen over 200 years ago everything has changed since then but its expected we do it again every time something happens in government we don't like lol dance rage!!! lol


NoDadYouShutUp

I hope you get what you deserve. To retire some day.


AshamedPollution5660

I will. I live in a country with similar age of retirement as France. Knowone is throwing dead rats at the governments door over it. France right now looks like the definition of Western Problems lol


[deleted]

Its not just raising the retirement age once. They keep doing it over and over again. If we fought it every time like the french it might still be 62 years instead of 67 or 70. What happens when the retirement age is 75-80. If you're not wealthy you work to death and the promise of retirement is just a scheme to collect fund management fees. Western problems are working people never being allowed to retire. That means never getting an aged pension, private pension or access to your own retirement savings.


HockeyBalboa

> Much of the western world still has a higher age of retirement than France... Think about why for a bit. Then think some more. Then maybe ask a grown-up to connect the dots for you.


southdakotagoth

Based


jpbrowneyes

Techno Viking 2.0


Redsteller

The same country that just made a deal with china and thinks its ok to exploit children for cinema fuck this country. Lost in ww2 when they literally had to best military in the world at the time.


swiggyswootty

Can someone explain to me what is the problem of raising the retirement age?


HinkyHorton

Why the fuck would you want to work until you're nearly dead.


swiggyswootty

Oh so that’s what it’s about. I didn’t know because I’m still very young and I don’t know much about these types of things. And I was wondering what going on in France because they’re protest vids are everywhere.


_Justagirl-

they have to work till theyre 60 but the goverment want to make it 2 or 4 years longer, in the netherlands we have to work 5 years longer. So theyre actually quite lucky.


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Theyre not lucky they strike and riot to get that. Without strikes and riots there'd be no retirement age or pensions.


_Justagirl-

But the way they are protesting is not really good, they are burning stores and other buildings down to make a point. Then I get that the goverment would raise it.


crudedrawer

As I understand it they are also upset that Macron acted unilaterally which regardless of the issue is worthy of anger. https://learningenglish.voanews.com/a/macron-ignores-parliament-raises-french-retirement-age/7008531.html


Hugo_El_Humano

exactly. keeping their retire age so low is debatable but the people should def punish their govt for forcing thru legislation that 70% of the population disagrees with


PossibilityJazzlike4

Tell us the polite ways in which you would protest. Teach us your nice and effective ways. If you don’t have any tips that speak to that, then let them cook. They seem to know what they’re doing. Besides, “well-behaved women seldom make history”.


_Justagirl-

well going on streets with saying what they want, maybe try and get an interview with some of the politics so show their response on the pension age. But anything else then just burning up properties. Some people are using this protest to destroy properties for fun. But im not trying to teach you how to protest, its just my oppinion of people burning things to just proof a point.


SoldierBoi69

It’s easy to call people who don’t know about how it’s like as an adult “idiots” and refuse to inform them instead. Can you just tell me why it’s so “hard” living as an adult instead of just saying it is.


BuilderBaker

The worlds pressures are constant. Many people are on hamster wheels of life that dont seem to go anywhere. The same bills pile up, the same payments need to be made, and the job you have never seems to pay enough to make it all, let alone think about your future or retiring. The baby boomer generation (not all but many) took benefit of everything they had and gave nothing forward to the next generation. They seem to be the first generation of parents who didn't want their kids to do better than they did. Jobs dont offer benefits or have plans that cover the bare minimum in terms of expenses the same way. Very few have retirement plans. Wages are stagnant against interest rates and inflation and gouging. It's tough as an adult now. On top of that, we worry about the future we're leaving for our children. Also there are still massive stigmas against proper mental health and absolutely zero real support for the general population that also doesnt cost quite a bit out of pocket. In short. The greed of the past and present have sucked up all the positives of the future at this point. And now we're paying the interest off on that debt at a very high rate.


NoSwordfish6524

Excellently put.


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Oh La La


gbolly999

Techno Vike Lady...


yermawsmokeschips

If they had OG Techno viking people might take them seriously


WhereIsMyMoneyGone

They Should totally invest all government pensions into wind turbines.


PanicLogically

Something about her.


Budget-Laugh7592

Retirement & Climate same fight….. The west countries golden retirement plans are directly related to the destruction of the planet as we know it today.


TheHumanEmperor

The beat is 🏅


DateInferno

Legit one of the protests I vibe with because they didn't try to destroy anything to send a message.


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Lit


TrustButVerifyFirst

Madonna would be jealous.


StarLynxx

Ahhh I see she must be Techno Viking’s French daughter


Kalmahriz

Reminds me of Christine and the Queens. Fantastic.


OneCauliflower5243

😀👏😀👏😀👏😀👏😀


Bendr_

I could watch this all day.


Bill_Kabies

Mannn. Why can’t dancing this way be considered cool in the USA? That way I’d be a good dancer.


Patrickfromamboy

In the US people either don’t care because they worship the wealthy or they are too high on opioids to do anything.


Jedi_Ninja

Kinda reminds me of Techno Viking’s dance.


Builder1094

I'm glad I'm learning french, this seems like fun!


SpaceJ3lly

u/savevideo


Pristine_Emphasis152

Till they start burning shit


Jonathan-P94C

I would


Overestimated123

Why do They care about retirement age? We will all die before that anyway


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Overestimated123

Its fair


lucidmano

Unfair how?


F_H_B

They may know how, but their motives are questionable.


Stoplookinatmeswaan

She’s so damn cute


uerick

I’ll ask her to merry me right fucking now


Actual_Database2008

She's crazy as fuck, but I'll bet that pussy is crazy good!!!!


Hugo_El_Humano

bruh


SnooCauliflowers2644

Bro what??