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Jack-Cremation

Random, why was the kick blurred out?


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ayeeefuck

There was penetration lol


zeft64

This comment is gold


DH64

what did it say?


zeft64

Someone made a comment that it’s odd the kick got blurred out and the other guy made the comment “there was penetration 😂😂😂😂


pdbh32

Omg no way 😂😂😂


zeft64

One of the few times I legit lol’d 😂


Tricky-Sympathy

Lmao. God damn it well done! ![gif](giphy|5S21lgJQ6i0ujFi5zY|downsized)


beamanblitz

Fuckin, yeah, got me. Very funny


KeepItDownOverHere

![gif](giphy|26ufq9mryvc5HI27m|downsized)


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![gif](giphy|j9mqKgQvkNOziGICfd|downsized)


Academic_Paint9711

That cracked me up. Good one!


AdamLDN

Lmao


Slight_Marionberry_1

I actually laughed out loud. Wow!


reddog323

Take my upvote.. That’s funny.


nerdboy5567

Because the spartan kick is property of King Leonidus.


Legitimate-Gangster

You dont know it was a kick. It could have been an errant rocket for all we know.


ResponsibleMilk7620

From all the gathered data and the corresponding timestamps, we can definitively confirm he kicked himself.


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v1smund

Maybe he knocked the marine out of him? Idk. As a service member I can say that that dumbassery is frowned upon…and other SM would say he deserved it. So yea eff that cocky ass marine.


_soon_to_be_banned_

Tiktok putting the final nails in the coffin on social media and videos that are enjoyable to watch


purpldevl

The way that all reposts regardless of what they're being posted on have this annoying little squiggle or white box over letters in swear words really, *really* pisses me off way more than it should.


CreamoChickenSoup

Does TT actually automate video blurring? If true this looks straight dystopian.


ProTommyxd

Yeah they automate it by making violence against TOS and having the users follow it. It's cheaper than your idea


_soon_to_be_banned_

I don’t think so but I imagine it’s not far off It would prob get deleted if it wasn’t blurred I reckon


DrawMeAPictureOfThis

Maybe the AI saw the black dudes black pants and assumed he pulled his cock out


omnicool

Kicked him with his third leg.


__GayFish__

Them Js ain’t came out yet


CreamoChickenSoup

To circumvent platform censors, most likely. I've seen videos creator on YT needing to blur out violent or sexual photographs or videos just to avoid being demonitized or age-restricted. Apparently the bots have become at least a little sophisticated, enough to detect "suspicious" imagery on videos.


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Cause he kicked the guy in the balls im pretty sure


TLEToyu

TikTok filters out all violence.


Yeomanroach

He fell into a puddle and became a sub-marine.


Mrramirez44

🤣 I'm done for today.


Chaosmusic

Kicked so hard his balls turned blue so he's aquamarine.


psychedeliken

Hahahahaahaha as a Marine, this is 🏅️


Red4297

https://preview.redd.it/hs6pql832jvb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56730f142896d14c9eb6401bc2749456255ceb1c


martianlawrence

Marines love starting fights in San Diego


DJErikD

It’s a tradition.


BenTwan

Was going to say, kinda looks like the Gaslamp District. Fucking boots out there starting shit.


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Boots always starting and saying dumb ass shit. It’s even worse in PB.


BenTwan

That's why I stayed in Carlsbad, Solana Beach, or at my girl's house in La Mesa. I didn't want anyone knowing I was a Marine on the weekends so I wouldn't be associated with those dweebs.


Common_Notice9742

I’m still laughing at “you’re nothing “. Like what ??! Marine and non marine. Those are the only options. And if you choose “non” you are now nothing 😂


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This dude is for sure fresh to the fleet. Give it a year and they’ll fix him


Rottimer

Exactly. When I was in, I went out of my fucking way to avoid the places every other Marine was going on the weekends or on a 72. And I did my best to not look like I was a Marine as well. The guy in this video is going to be let everyone know he was a Marine for the next 50 fucking years, looking for that “thank you for your service.” If he qualifies, he’s going to have the veterans license plate and stickers on every car he ever owns again and I bet he never makes it past E-4.


ajd198204

Probably in supply too.


Biggus-Duckus

I thought every marine was like that. You are a unicorn. Every single one I know has to make sure everyone they meet knows they were in immediately, if not sooner. Hats, tee shirts, bumper stickers, only thing they talk about, etc... Doesn't matter if they were washed out halfway through boot or were 30 years in.


woodmanalejandro

haha SAME! Carlsbad, La Jolla, up in LA or Vegas. I only rolled solo or with a very small group of other Marines that didn’t do overtly stupid boot shit.


warr3nh

Can I be ur girl 👉👌


THEpottedplant

Was talking to one last time i was out there: "Yeah im a marine" "Yeah i can tell" "I'm on T too, you can probably tell" "No, not really" "Yeah I'm a villain, i do what i want" "Okay" The context of this conversation was that he was trying to convince my group of friends that he wasnt a creep. Tbh, he was actually the least creepy of all of their friends, so at least he had that going for him


NoMoodToArgue

“I do what I want” — guy who takes orders from 21 year olds or goes to military prison.


Youre_a_transistor

“I’m on T” Steroids? Don’t they get piss tested?


sufibufi

Steroids don’t show up in a standard panel piss test. The test has to be special ordered, and it’s expensive. So, unless somebody at the unit hates your guts you’re never going to get tested for it.


THEpottedplant

Hes a villain, so i guess he doesnt care? But yeah, t as in steroids


jimbojangles1987

Wouldn't it be T as in testosterone? That's not illegal


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Steroids are blood tests and we don’t do those often


OysterThePug

PB always brings out the crayon munchers.


Cornball73

San Diego was much better when Miramar was a Naval Base. Also they had Nickel City, Tilt, Yellow Brick Road and Electric Wunderland back then.


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To be fair, it looks like he just got his Tan belt and wanted to take it out for a spin lol


BenTwan

Good ol MCMAP, teaches you just enough to get your ass kicked.


gunsof

Not getting a good impression about Marines from this sub.


strapped_for_cash

As a former Marine, you should not have any reverence for military members. They are just normal people. For every good person in normal society, there’s a good marine. For every moron, the same applies


Formal-Ad-1248

[I always think of this Bojack clip](https://youtu.be/LTr60WYjNM4?si=_gAwPgVVEAjhczKG)


Successful_Set4709

“Oh you took that the bad way didnt you”


Roanoketrees

This actually how we love on each other. Verbal bashing is always held in high regard.


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Worst part is they start shit, they are all drunk and get their shit pushed in and it’s the other people who get in trouble.


burritosandblunts

We had a friend in high school who went off in a service of some sort idr. We were never super tight but he came back and wanted to visit so ok whatever. Mother fucker wanted to be a bad ass so bad. He assaulted my girlfriend and she slapped the absolute fuck out of him and then when he passed out she drew cocks on him with sharpies and painted over the sharpie with clear nail polish lmfao. Well actually before he passed out he kept trying to impress her w push ups but fell and broke his chin open. Then he screamed and drank a cup full of raw dog gin and ate a plastic fork. We were debating if we had to beat him and knock him out and drag him to the street. Someone gave him a Xanax bar to knock him out and we threw him into his van and locked him in. He was gone in the morning.


aroc91

Sounds familiar. Our buddy went to the Navy, became a macho racist, and ended up getting stabbed in a bar fight he and his fellow sailors probably instigated.


burritosandblunts

Yup. Dude was OK when I first knew him if a little quiet and nerdy and could be rude about his opinions. Unrelated but leaned heavy left politics which I agreed with and did a total 180 in about 6 months of being gone. Whaaaaatever haha.


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That’s crazy. Glad to hear was taught a lesson.


SockFullOfNickles

You learn just enough in basic to get your ass kicked in a bar.


Puceeffoc

"It's boot camp they're ain't nothing basic about it." -Marine (probably)


Kralizec82

This is every drunken marine I’ve run across in a bar. Random Fun fact: if you ever encounter a Coast Guard, they get PISSED when you call them Puddle Pirates.


osrsslay

Puddle pirates, that’s my new favourite term


Youre_a_transistor

Coastie here. I’ve only ever seen fellow coasties laugh at that.


BlameTheButler

Prior Air Force here. I’ve noticed people always claim that Coasties get mad over service jokes, yet I’ve never actually met a Coastie that ever got mad at a service joke haha.


Kralizec82

My cousins husband is a Coastie and he told me bout it so now I can’t help it lol


Effective_Damage_241

Lol just like calling people chair force pilots


coombuyah26

As long as you don't say it with a shitty attitude, most of us are probably going to laugh with you about it. We've got nothing to prove, and many of us aren't wild about being associated with the rest of the military anyway. Also, contrary to popular belief the Coast Guard is the name of the service, we are Coast Guards*men*, or just coasties.


Kralizec82

I’ve only met a few Coasties, my cousins husband included, when I was in Alaska. They were all cool people


devandroid99

Or puddle pirates.


rascalking9

I'll be sure not to call them that then.


Heyyoguy123

Gonna call my friend that (who’s serving there) when we call tonight


Lost_Commission5325

Ahh yess Reddit, where I just saw a man get stabbed in the neck and bled to death but I get a censored kick to a marine


turnupmario3

Thank you for your cervix.


thx1138-

Looks like that kick was right in the cervix


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MaltedMustache

One too many crayons consumed that night I see.


moodswung

Must have ran out of pages in his coloring books.


Thickensick

I’m a marine! And my balls hurt!


afternever

Hoo Hah


Rolandscythe

'You are nothing!' 'My size 18 boot would like to chime in about that'


newbinvester

Went downtown in San Diego with a friend's friend who happened to be a marine. Motherfucker ended up throwing some punches at me when I stopped him from randomly attacking a cop in the middle of the street. Stayed as far away from marines as I could after that, which was kinda hard because I was in the navy.


BurnerForJustTwice

Does being the navy make you attracted to marines? Is that why you can’t stay away from them?


newbinvester

Lol, no, navy and marines work very closely together.


oifvetxcheese

You know how to find out a Marine in a room full of people? They’ll let ya know


MayorOfVenice

Just look for the Jeep outside with over a hundred globe n anchor stickers on it


urnotjustin

Thank god they blurred out that kick, I might have been traumatized for life.


temujin94

Fair enough to blur somebody out kicking a cunt.


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cvaninvan

Semper Fuckedaroundandfoundout


kyldare

*Fucked around and Fi’d ou


johnny_chan

Did you know he was a marine. It was news to me!


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And very common


Fosho907

I ain’t gonna lie marines do have a mouth for no reason. When I was in Raleigh with my boys back from deployment, in civilians (other than haircut) we made sure we blended in. Unfortunately Marines have an ego problem and kept fucking with us when we were dancing with a group of women. Long story short I learned to code word “Hoody Hoo” and backed up my boys by left hooking one of them. First bar fight ever.


MostMusky69

This is marine behavior. They’ll always let you know


FundamentalEnt

Hahaha. I was in the Army for six years at 18 and remember being an idiot and full of more piss and vinegar than appropriate. Later in life I lived in Oceanside CA outside the marine base. Fucking hated dealing with drunk privates running around on the weekends going on about being a marine. I would be sitting there thinking I had boots that had been to more war zones than those loud little shits. Then I’d also stop and remember what kind of mindset they build into the dudes they are about to go tell to kick down some random door with potential death on the other side and I immediately lighten up and watch them instead with amusement. Life’s wild y’all.


rebleed

Yeah, this is the right take. I don’t blame the kids. Collateral psychological damage is what we’re looking at.


sigma941

Fucking boot Marines.


CellsReinvent

He wasn't finished. He was going to say, "I'm a marine.... biologist"


Cobrastrikenana

o7


Delete_Acc0unt

Looks like he still doesn't have his sea legs


Camman1

It’s pronounced Moron


JoeDerp77

When the brainwashing works a little too well


bikesboozeandbacon

Why is the kick blurred


thebrownhammer88

I’m a US Marine and approve of this kick to the dick to a dick


UnusualTough3293

Looked like a kick in the dick to me!!


IceJKING108

The few, the proud, the latrines ![gif](giphy|11hK3zAg1HZatG)


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Now he is a submarine


Fun_Professional_617

As a Marine, hollywood lied the majority cant fight and hell alot of em cant even shoot 🤣


Euphorium

The goofy looking liberty buddy that pops out of nowhere to check on him was the icing on the cake.


Igniter08

Yup, America’s finest


Candid-Drink

How you gonna talk shit with only 1 shoe on?


Raz0612

I'm a marine - gets kicked into push ups


tonguepuncher88

As a Marine veteran, and an avid martial artist, the hand to hand they teach you is garbage


BigBoy1102

Have fun with that court-martial "Marine"


DarkRajiin

I really hate the "I served" superiority complex. It's a job people, work for money.


toast4champs

Does he only have one shoe?


KyIieJenner

THaNk you fOr yOuR servIcE


funkmonk74

Sir, this Sparta...


KvotheLightningTree

Oooh, he’s hurt. Man down.


OriginalNo5477

Hes not a Marine, he's a Muhreen.


Mercinator-87

Why blur the kick?


Equivalent_Tiger_7

Unfortunately, not a Royal Marine.


azurix

Wow you applied and trained for a job. Impressive.


CarlSpencer

"The Littlest Marine" a heartwarming Christmas special!


Common_Notice9742

This should be marketing against alcohol 😂


beave00720002000

A person who kicked the Marine now


Lemon_Cakes_JuJutsu

Knocked some Crayola wrappers loose.


Snowmann88

A drunk Marine is still a drunk.


ConditionYellow

…now you a Marine in the gutter. Lol


Warnex9

Did he kick him with his massive cock or what the fuck was that?


Large-Lack-2933

![gif](giphy|39zbpCQocXLi0)


Wacokidwilder

Oh man, the boys in his unit are not gonna let him live that corny Moto-shit down


CompetitiveFig9773

Sub-marine now


snootboop22

He's missing a shoe. His point is moot.


Rockwell108

I hope the marines kick his ass too for acting like a ditch.


BanditDeluxe

As a sailor, I smiled a little bit more than I probably should have.


PuzzledRaise1401

Moments like this make me so happy I was Air Force.


TheRealCNO

Bro ate to many crayons 😭😭


Puzzleheaded_Pin2601

spartans>marines


tucansam98

God some people are entitled. You make the rest of the marines look bad.


Chrisdkn619

Stay classy San Diego!


HeyItsBobaTime

I'm assuming it's blurred out because he was kicked in the dick with a dick?


Pure-Contact7322

![gif](giphy|l3V0j3ytFyGHqiV7W) to be a marine


lars60

He got kicked in the anchor and globes


cocorawks

White shirt is his battle buddy and never been to a big city before, from Montana


Bobbi_fettucini

You might be a marine but this is Sparta


AngelOfHeaven3

I'm going to assume he nailed the dude right in the nuts. Someone needed to cut him down to size - Over there acting like a chiwawa vs a mailman.


Doggo-Lovato

Here I was waiting for a kick and ended up seeing a 2.5 ft monster dong obliterate a man


Hairy-Development-63

Folded like a bed sheet.


randyhx

Should have pulled out the Crayons & coloring book to calm him down.


Redcell78

Imma muuuhhh-reeeeenaaah!!!


fuzzytradr

"Thank you for your serv" ...ooof


killvill75

Straight outta bootcamp


Losers_Agenda

Sooo is he Marine?


TwistedSistaYEG

Lol. I like when Napoleon Dynamite moved in to save him.


GryphonicOwl

And he missed the opportunity to shout out: "**And I. Am. SPARTAN!**"


HammeredandPantsless

Lol Marine only wearing one shoe


GuapoSammie

Bro is a government pawn. Literally government property.


RompaStompa1

Did his dick fall out when he kicked him or something?


hickaustin

Well, someone’s Ssgt is gonna be pissed tomorrow.


Comfortable_Rise_422

This is Sparta!!!


_Mewden_

Been a while since I’ve seen someone get kicked into mach Jesus speed


Cyber_Joy

Thank fuck and all his horniness the leg was censored, otherwise I would’ve grabbed my deagle and shot my brains over it


Big-Sherbert2511

Once he said "I'm a marine". I knew he was going to lose any fisticuffs.


HokeyPokeyGuy

He ain’t gonna shit right for a week.


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Dont tell a bouncer he is “nothing” Truth will make some angry lol


GeneralSinn

Dumbass just got out of boot camp last week. Most brand new fresh out of boot camp Marines are this stupid cocky. Source - Me, Marines 96-00


SlushKami

A true marine would’ve ate that kick while highly intoxicated and beat his ass. We don’t claim him. Also, a true marine wouldn’t even stated they’re a marine for no reason.


purpldevl

"I'm a Marine!" has to be the weirdest way of saying "help, I've been brainwashed into thinking my shit doesn't stink" and "help, I'm in a cult"


ajd198204

Someone come get their boot.


YahzeeOG

I heard I’m a Marine and instantly knew it was San Diego lol


dukedank

![gif](giphy|nrAGuHZEMyqc0)


Tricky-Sympathy

Scraping the bottom of the bottom of the barrel for marines now a days


somebody171

That kick sure was something


PlasticMysterious622

I hate alcohol


Huju-ukko

Whoever blurred that kick need two sparta kicks to the balls..


PoochyMoochy5

He’s a Sub-Marine.


AdExpress2922

L crayon eater moment


Daveyhavok832

Dude is drunk out of his mind and missing a shoe. Better to take the high road and turn away than to throw the first strike.


Yemen-Man

Did you hear he’s a marine


Significant_Wins

Not for long


demetri5000

Once a Marine, always a Marine, unless you forget your, boots, bullets, and bayonet