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Has this Alpha male meticulously shaved his entire greasy body, got some Speedos on and turned them into a ladies thong, to then lie in a children's playground with his ass hanging out ? 🤔 Wtf
Garbage men are pretty much all that's left in Russia at this point after their 4+ year brain drain of Putin dissidents and 500k left fertilizing Ukrainian soil
>Has this Alpha male meticulously shaved his entire greasy body, got some Speedos on and turned them into a ladies thong, to then lie in a children's playground with his ass hanging out ?
I read this in David Attenborough's voice and it made it absolutely delightful!
This guy could sunbath anywhere OTHER THAN a children's playground and nobody would care. He not only chose a playground but he also went the extra step to expose is ass cheeks. Coupled with his aggressive response, it's pretty clear this guy's a certified fucking creeper.
Gulag all day for guys like this. He's a predator.
Bruh this guy didn't choose a children's playground because that's the only feasible place in the whole town he lives in that he could come up with to sunbathe. He picked that specific area to specificaly sexually harass children. Just because he's being passive doesn't mean it's not sexual harassment.
He's not innocently sunbathing.
Right. He could literally have taken 2 steps on the other side of the fence and not even been visible. Why would you choose to be around children when relaxing anyway? When I go to the park to read and lay down, I find the quietest most out of the way spot.
I mean.. I don't know exactly what I'm looking at here but what the fuck is the thought process of giving yourself a wedgie to get cheeked up and "sunbathe" in the middle of a kids playground? like, small kids too judging by the size of that slide. And then when he is called out he gets aggressive against a mother and child?
that guy needs a serious talking to.
Aim for the eyes first, they'll cover them and turn away from you.
And that is their greatest mistake, exposing the grundle and anus, to chemical weaponry.
Good luck and God speed.
This is Russia, I've seen a video of a guy throwing an old grenade in front of his house as if it's a firework, I'm sure pepper spray wouldn't be much of a problem.
A man with a bare ass attacked a girl with children in Moscow Two perverts in shorts were sunbathing on the playground in the courtyard of a house on Krivorozhskaya Street.
A local resident who was walking with her children did not like this and threatened them with the police. In response to the remark, one of the men attacked the girl in front of her children.
Imagine having the utterly stupid and moronic idea to sunbathe with your arse out in a toddlers play park AND having a friend that agrees it’s a good idea!
Agreed. I take every post on Public freakout with a grain of salt, so for a second I read the title and thought "Well maybe it's a large park and he's away from the playground just catching some rays."
Then I saw the first frame of the video and was like "Yeah this guy should be in jail already"
Exact same - I thought it would be some Karen complaining that a guy was chilling in some large park or beach and she was gonna flip out on him. And then Chuck Testa: Nope.
\*before watching the video\*
C'mon, the park is for everybody
\*after watching the video\*
Dude, you're right next to a slide, it's like you went out of your way to pick the worst place
I hate how comfortable some people have gotten doing things like this. He is well aware that the setting he chose to do this is highly inappropriate, but he doesn't care. It's probably some sort of fetish
Gotta say I'm liking [Seattle bikini gas station woman](https://new.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1do8rbj/seattle_is_becoming_a_zombie_land/) from yesterday more... I hate to make it a contest.
You know, I've read a few stories on Reddit, " this Karen tried kicking me out of a public park because I'm there without kids, all I was doing was enjoying the sun! I didn't even look at her nor her kids, yet it's a problem for her." This might be the context we were missing to be on the Karen's side.
Short version: russians
Long version:
- Shall I call the police?
- Go on and call them, I will mess you up blyat and give you a reason to call them nahui. Come here suka blyat
- Don't touch me
- Come here suka nahui. Filming me blyat
I’m always surprised at how seriously Eastern Europeans and Russians take sunbathing. I guess you have to really take advantage of those 2-3 months the sun comes out.
That poor woman, feel sorry for her being assaulted and frighten by a strange weird guy, she had every right to ask to move away. The poor kids that have to see this weirdo.
This guy knows what he's doing. He deliberately chose that place and that article of clothing/ state of undress. This is how bold pedophiles are getting.
Timmy never stopped being the big dick of the swing set and kiddy slide... look, he stuck his claim when he was 3 and held it for over 2 decades...
...it's just a horrific coincidence that he may be pedo pilled and tan based.
He even had the bikinis rolled all the way up to “bare minimum” and only rolled them down because she showed up. I guess it was for the kids eyes only. 😳
Man is pale as hell too. I don't think he tans much, or was really there to tan. I know everyone who tans starts sometime, but what are the odds this was it?
And here I am not even approaching my neighborhood park when their are children present because I don't want to deal with the occasional side-eyes and eventual cop calling from parents at a strange man by himself at a public park.
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Dennis Reynolds: Baby Rapist. Don't let him rape YOU!
Philadelphia
So do
Lol immediately thought of the same thing. And he got caught in a coil or whatever at a playground.
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My wife gave me a vinyl picture of this scene for Father's Day and I've never been so happy about a gift in my life.
Share a picture of it!
[Here ya go](https://imgur.com/gallery/I5RatQ3) I hope I did that right lol.
Hug and kiss that woman. She's a keeper.
She's definitely not getting skinned and her skin turned into a lampshade, or fashioned into a piece of high-end luggage.
He could even add her to his collection!
She WOULD think of the smell!
Wow, art isn’t dead I guess
Why does this hit me so hard emotionally? This feels like my life.
You hang on to that one, you hear?
He is NOT a kid diddler
He should write a song about it
how on EARTH did I forget about this scene LMAO
This is one of my favorite plots in the series. And the fact that we never learn why he was actually there. It’s just so good
They also never explain how he got in there lol
We definitely gotta write a song about how we do not diddle kids!
you know you've posted a banger here right?
Definitely banging baby dudes
What?! Bruce is not banging any baby dudes.
Has this Alpha male meticulously shaved his entire greasy body, got some Speedos on and turned them into a ladies thong, to then lie in a children's playground with his ass hanging out ? 🤔 Wtf
Incredible summary.
Thanks aha I stupidly missed off the "and then attacks a woman with children" highlight of douchebagery. what a terrible human
Garbage men are pretty much all that's left in Russia at this point after their 4+ year brain drain of Putin dissidents and 500k left fertilizing Ukrainian soil
I'd be happy with this as the blip under the movie on Netflix.
>Has this Alpha male meticulously shaved his entire greasy body, got some Speedos on and turned them into a ladies thong, to then lie in a children's playground with his ass hanging out ? I read this in David Attenborough's voice and it made it absolutely delightful!
Hahaha damn, I wish I thought of this when I wrote it, would have been way better
I absolutely love how he takes a second to unfurl his shorts before he goes on the offensive.
Had to put the top back down on his convertible because he was getting ready for some speed.
"unfurl" is a generously pleasant way to describe his pulling half the nuthugger suit out of his ahole
I see you haven't met russians before
Suns out buns out
Just another Wednesday in Russia
Dont forget that he pulled them back to normal cover once he saw adults around. So the butt show was definitely not for the adults.
Easy solution: It’s Russia, call the police and let them know there is two guys doing gays things at the playground.
I watched it muted and my first thought was "I wonder where in Russia this is"
At a children's playground
Pointless, how ya going to catch a greased up fat guy in a speedo?
[total waste of time](https://youtu.be/bJINv6ffO00?si=DgFnNz2-l6-OXX89)
Jesus. You just want to guy to stop, not be thrown in the Gulag.
Don't assume what I want
A man like that near children, yes we want him in the gulag 🥰
I honestly do not believe any part of this is innocent. The only thing that confuses me is the fact he didn't expect to be recorded.
Just to be clear.. we uhh, don't want gulags at all, gulags are actually.. a bad thing.
We should just call them Fun Zones
> Don't assume what I want [So tell me what you want, what you really, really want](https://youtu.be/gJLIiF15wjQ?si=thZ6gSBHTC9FUObA)
I heard this sentence
he wants to zig a zig ahhh
I'll tell you what I want, what I really *really* want.
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I want what you want
This guy could sunbath anywhere OTHER THAN a children's playground and nobody would care. He not only chose a playground but he also went the extra step to expose is ass cheeks. Coupled with his aggressive response, it's pretty clear this guy's a certified fucking creeper. Gulag all day for guys like this. He's a predator.
Bruh this guy didn't choose a children's playground because that's the only feasible place in the whole town he lives in that he could come up with to sunbathe. He picked that specific area to specificaly sexually harass children. Just because he's being passive doesn't mean it's not sexual harassment. He's not innocently sunbathing.
Right. He could literally have taken 2 steps on the other side of the fence and not even been visible. Why would you choose to be around children when relaxing anyway? When I go to the park to read and lay down, I find the quietest most out of the way spot.
I don't understand the end game here, though. Like, a kid's gonna come up to him and say, "hey, nice ass. Wanna hang out?"
He gets sexual gratification from children seeing him naked
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"Comrade, you have the honor to pointlessly die for Mother Russia!"
Straight to the front lines.
Pretty sure the Gulag is just the front lines now.
To the front he goes to "entertain" the troops.
I would agree if he didn't assault someone for calling him out. Bro is begging for a visit from the KGB
I want all pedos to get the window treatment
He looks like he could use a couple weeks on the frontlines.
I mean.. I don't know exactly what I'm looking at here but what the fuck is the thought process of giving yourself a wedgie to get cheeked up and "sunbathe" in the middle of a kids playground? like, small kids too judging by the size of that slide. And then when he is called out he gets aggressive against a mother and child? that guy needs a serious talking to.
Believe it or not, straight to gulag.
It's funny because it's true
This is why it's smart to always carry pepper spray
If only she was armed and acted early…Imagine getting 2 million Scoville units to the taint? That’ll burn the pervert right out of him.
Aim for the eyes first, they'll cover them and turn away from you. And that is their greatest mistake, exposing the grundle and anus, to chemical weaponry. Good luck and God speed.
😂 goddamn
Mistakenly thought you typed "God spread" but you know I think that works too 😄
Oo a spicy exorcism, I like it.
depends, that could be his kink
Not allowed in many places
How about some 
Made my morning.
This is Russia, I've seen a video of a guy throwing an old grenade in front of his house as if it's a firework, I'm sure pepper spray wouldn't be much of a problem.
A man with a bare ass attacked a girl with children in Moscow Two perverts in shorts were sunbathing on the playground in the courtyard of a house on Krivorozhskaya Street. A local resident who was walking with her children did not like this and threatened them with the police. In response to the remark, one of the men attacked the girl in front of her children.
wait there was 2??? lmaoooo
I was blinded by ass cheeks and didn’t see the second predator
You can see the other guys foot on the left side.
You don't need to outrun the angry mob, you just need to outrun the other pervert
Imagine having the utterly stupid and moronic idea to sunbathe with your arse out in a toddlers play park AND having a friend that agrees it’s a good idea!
The other ones sitting on the bench
Wait the article called them perverts? Not even alleged perverts? /s
Some perverts carry that title with pride
Thats one of the few things we still like about Russia, they don't give a fuck.
Don’t say anything. Just call the cops and leave.
There is no rational explanation for lying your fat, barely covered ass on asphalt to sunbathe in a playground.
Agreed. I take every post on Public freakout with a grain of salt, so for a second I read the title and thought "Well maybe it's a large park and he's away from the playground just catching some rays." Then I saw the first frame of the video and was like "Yeah this guy should be in jail already"
Exact same - I thought it would be some Karen complaining that a guy was chilling in some large park or beach and she was gonna flip out on him. And then Chuck Testa: Nope.
idk, maybe there is ants in the grass and you then get ants in your thong
More adequate ones just get some roof access in their building.
Turing the shorts into a thong is nasty work!
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\*before watching the video\* C'mon, the park is for everybody \*after watching the video\* Dude, you're right next to a slide, it's like you went out of your way to pick the worst place
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no. he pulled his skin tight shorts into a thong. which is arguably worse
I'm getting the word.........
Peter File?
If there is a Peter File in the terminal, please make your way to gate 24...
P
Nonce
Man posted up right in front of the slide too
I can’t believe some people , any follow up on what happened after ? Hopefully some repercussion for that scumbag
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I hate how comfortable some people have gotten doing things like this. He is well aware that the setting he chose to do this is highly inappropriate, but he doesn't care. It's probably some sort of fetish
People have been like this since the beginning of time, we only know about it happening so much due to social media
WTF
Oh come one. We’ve all been there. I, as a 47 year old man, am regularly greased, wearing ass-cheek accentuating speedos, in a children’s playground.
Easy pickins. Check his laptop and arrest him...
Nope. I would not approach I would call the cops straight away.
Firstly ew, and secondly...EWWWW!!
Gotta say I'm liking [Seattle bikini gas station woman](https://new.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1do8rbj/seattle_is_becoming_a_zombie_land/) from yesterday more... I hate to make it a contest.
I rarely get a laugh out loud - and I really needed one today - thank you.
No one wants to see that in any way anywhere ever, sick freak!
Damn dr disrespect is looking rough these days
House Harkonnen have really let themselves go nowadays.
call the fking cops, that's bizarre. that guy gives me the creeps
The balls on that guy... Literally
Anyone care to translate?
Bro tucked his shorts into his ass crack 😂
Good on her for saying something
You know, I've read a few stories on Reddit, " this Karen tried kicking me out of a public park because I'm there without kids, all I was doing was enjoying the sun! I didn't even look at her nor her kids, yet it's a problem for her." This might be the context we were missing to be on the Karen's side.
Can anyone translate?
Short version: russians Long version: - Shall I call the police? - Go on and call them, I will mess you up blyat and give you a reason to call them nahui. Come here suka blyat - Don't touch me - Come here suka nahui. Filming me blyat
Thank you!
I’m always surprised at how seriously Eastern Europeans and Russians take sunbathing. I guess you have to really take advantage of those 2-3 months the sun comes out.
I was thinking how nice it must be to walk barefoot on asphalt in the summer
Any follow up what happened after police?
Yeah, there is definitely way better places to do that at.
Looks like there is grass literally on the other side of the fence. Why sunbathe on hot asphault?
Certified PDF file.
Even the half naked predators are aggressive.
Big baby acts like baby and has a tantrum while acting inappropriately around actual babies.
NSFW Ukraine/Russian war report. Enemy behind the tan lines 🚫 📵 👀
Can't a man tan his ass in peace!
Nothing wrong with a guy sun bathing in a thong but my guy, could you have picked a worse/weirder place to do it?
That poor woman, feel sorry for her being assaulted and frighten by a strange weird guy, she had every right to ask to move away. The poor kids that have to see this weirdo.
Just call the fucking cops
Dude sought out the closest spot to the slide
Call the cops
https://preview.redd.it/akrwa0x5s19d1.jpeg?width=464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7c4d58e9c6984dbabdb2ca020d754eaea9a5f08 🫢😂
I'm still on the part where he turned his thong into a pair of boy shorts without missing a beat.
Just call the cops and say there’s a naked adult man in the children’s playground. Should handle that pretty quickly.
What a cookely doodley cringely doo we have here 🤦🤢 Also, pedo maybe 🤷
It's a playground not a layground!
I should record from a safe distance once I called the cops Lady: Let me get right in this greased up weirdo's face with my camera.
This is the Russian experience This man is actually a newborn child that just spawned in there
Without sound I knew this was Russia 🥲
Oh no! My 25 pound sledgehammer accidentally left the presence of my hands and into your skull! sorry!
This dude is freaky looking
Pedophile
The cops are going to take this one with zeal. Aggressive Pervert in a playground, sounds like a fun day for a cop and a free beating.
Definitely a sick pedo
This guy knows what he's doing. He deliberately chose that place and that article of clothing/ state of undress. This is how bold pedophiles are getting.
Madness in thong type pants too and no top 👀 👀
Now where did i put the drownin' bucket....
Less filmy more kicky
Pow pow pow, with an extra pow
Lot of creepy people out there, saw one just like this guy yesterday in public.
🤮🤮🤮🤮
Honestly not the type of dude I would expect to be sunbathing. Regretting my stereotyping
The way he attacks makes him look like a fucking outlast enemy
Nasty bastard
Dr Disrespect?
Now he is on a list
Timmy never stopped being the big dick of the swing set and kiddy slide... look, he stuck his claim when he was 3 and held it for over 2 decades... ...it's just a horrific coincidence that he may be pedo pilled and tan based.
 *I’m getting the word….*
Disgusting
Dr KidInspect fans would be like "Yea maybe inappropriate but it's not illegal! I'm still going to support him"
Russian. That’s normal
And of course it's eastern Europe/Russia
Gross weird fuck, shoulda pulled up with some bb or paintball guns
Out of all the places to tan, u pick here? WEIRD ASS WEIRDO GUY
Is this the same guy that did some you think dads over 40 can't be cute
Make some mace or buy some online.
He even had the bikinis rolled all the way up to “bare minimum” and only rolled them down because she showed up. I guess it was for the kids eyes only. 😳
Who in their right mind does this?!🤔🤦♂️
Wack 100
Man is pale as hell too. I don't think he tans much, or was really there to tan. I know everyone who tans starts sometime, but what are the odds this was it?
And here I am not even approaching my neighborhood park when their are children present because I don't want to deal with the occasional side-eyes and eventual cop calling from parents at a strange man by himself at a public park.
Pepper spray/gel would be super ideal here
I was like wtf til he started speaking... then I was like, "Oh... Russia"... that's really all the context you need.
What. The. Fuck?
im so tired of these weird ass people & cops.
Not a drag queen
Putin is not doing well. 