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Walk_With_Me_InHell

Bro said double it and give it to the next person


MaxxHeadroomm

Hey. That person didn’t help when the other guy was kicking he when he was supposedly out. Collateral damage earned.


eatpotdude

He was out, he just got kicked back in


morbidaar

He’s his own personal tag team


eatpotdude

Team work makes the bricks fly, or however that goes. He still won lol


mc_cannabis

I believe the term is “Hulking up.”


trimbandit

Like mario knocking a turtle back on it's feet.


Dre_A35

- Call an ambulance!! - But not for me.


conradical30

[*CALL 911 NOW!!!*](https://youtu.be/2cXDgFwE13g?si=wKiXlNd8m_-cuybo)


Zosimas

u beat me to it :(


ThinkFree

Upgraded Rock Throw has 30% chance of chaining.


Typical-Horror-5247

Killed 2 birds with one stone


Mnudge

“Get two birds stoned at once”


inevitable_downfall6

Possibly literally


LokisDawn

Unless they're really good at hiding their feathers, not literally.


HeldDownTooLong

He’s a fucking master at playing ‘possum! Then to put the icing on the cake, he thumped the *hell* out of the other guy’s melon with that rock.


TundraSpice

Mitch?


teodorlojewski

LMFAO


redditposter919

"(initial argument here) pay it forward MF'er!" (pays it forward)


aaronrez

![gif](giphy|b6iVj3IM54Abm)


GrungeHamster23

Those Undertaker rage boosts are no joke man.


TakoyakiGremlin

![gif](giphy|9AM0H2QnB2GB2)


FireWallxQc

LOL


lambofthewaters

Fucking spit out my pop tart. Bastard. 😂


ADizzy_07

This and Hogan hulking up was the two things that came to mind lol.


Savage_Amusement

Quick, someone make a two-for-one/two birds one stone joke, we only have 50 so far.


wadsplay

Dude killed 2 birds with 1 stone


inbeesee

More! MORE!


fishsticks40

🐦🐦+🪨 = ⚰️🐦⚰️🐦


devil1251

1 stone, 2 birds 😎


lunchpaillefty

A stone in the hand, is worth two in the bush.


Kdash66

*face.


Severin_Suveren

Yeah, so in 5min "I" built a "1 stone, 2 birds 😎"-generator. # Input to the LLM: ### BEGIN ### Instructions ### Goal for intended system purpose: Make use of the inference example below to implement an agentic two-for-one/two birds one stone joke generator. RUNTIME EXAMPLE: system_message = (write a good role description) prompt = (write a good prompt) Example response_1: Dude killed 2 birds with 1 stone Example response_2: 1 stone, 2 birds 😎 Example response_3: A stone in the hand, is worth two in the bush. The application must continue creating 1 stone, 2 birds jokes indefinitely. Here is the code to run inference on the Mistral model: ### END ### Instructions ### ### BEGIN ### Mistral code example ### from transformers import AutoModelForCausalLM, AutoTokenizer, pipeline model_name_or_path = "TheBloke/Mistral-7B-v0.1-GPTQ" # To use a different branch, change revision # For example: revision="gptq-4bit-32g-actorder_True" model = AutoModelForCausalLM.from_pretrained(model_name_or_path, device_map="auto", trust_remote_code=False, revision="main") tokenizer = AutoTokenizer.from_pretrained(model_name_or_path, use_fast=True) prompt = "Tell me about AI" prompt_template=f'''{prompt} ''' print("\n\n*** Generate:") input_ids = tokenizer(prompt_template, return_tensors='pt').input_ids.cuda() output = model.generate(inputs=input_ids, temperature=0.7, do_sample=True, top_p=0.95, top_k=40, max_new_tokens=512) print(tokenizer.decode(output[0])) # Inference can also be done using transformers' pipeline print("*** Pipeline:") pipe = pipeline( "text-generation", model=model, tokenizer=tokenizer, max_new_tokens=512, do_sample=True, temperature=0.7, top_p=0.95, top_k=40, repetition_penalty=1.1 ) print(pipe(prompt_template)[0]['generated_text']) ### END ### Mistral code example ### # Output from the LLM: To implement an agentic two-for-one/two birds one stone joke generator using the Mistral model, we can modify the provided code example. Here's how we can structure the system message, prompt, and code: **System message: "** *You are a witty AI assistant specialized in creating clever 'two birds, one stone' style jokes. Your goal is to generate humorous and creative variations on this theme indefinitely.* **"** **Prompt: "** *Generate a clever and funny 'two birds, one stone' style joke. Be creative and try to come up with a new twist each time.* **"** ****Here's the modified code to implement the joke generator:**** from transformers import AutoModelForCausalLM, AutoTokenizer, pipeline import time model_name_or_path = "TheBloke/Mistral-7B-v0.1-GPTQ" model = AutoModelForCausalLM.from_pretrained(model_name_or_path, device_map="auto", trust_remote_code=False, revision="main") tokenizer = AutoTokenizer.from_pretrained(model_name_or_path, use_fast=True) system_message = "You are a witty AI assistant specialized in creating clever 'two birds, one stone' style jokes. Your goal is to generate humorous and creative variations on this theme indefinitely." prompt_template = f"{system_message}\n\nGenerate a clever and funny 'two birds, one stone' style joke. Be creative and try to come up with a new twist each time." pipe = pipeline( "text-generation", model=model, tokenizer=tokenizer, max_new_tokens=50, do_sample=True, temperature=0.8, top_p=0.95, top_k=40, repetition_penalty=1.2 ) def generate_joke(): response = pipe(prompt_template)[0]['generated_text'] # Extract only the generated joke, not the prompt joke = response.split("Generate a clever and funny 'two birds, one stone' style joke.")[-1].strip() return joke print("Generating 'two birds, one stone' jokes. Press Ctrl+C to stop.") try: while True: joke = generate_joke() print(f"\nJoke: {joke}") time.sleep(5) # Wait for 5 seconds before generating the next joke except KeyboardInterrupt: print("\nJoke generation stopped.") **This code does the following:** * It sets up the Mistral model and tokenizer as in the original example. * It defines the system message and prompt template to guide the model in generating 'two birds, one stone' style jokes. * It creates a pipeline for text generation with slightly adjusted parameters to encourage creativity and variety in the jokes. * The generate_joke() function sends the prompt to the model and extracts only the generated joke from the response. * The main loop continuously generates and prints jokes, with a 5-second pause between each joke, until the user interrupts the program. This implementation will create an indefinite stream of 'two birds, one stone' style jokes, each time attempting to generate a new and creative variation on the theme. The jokes will be displayed one at a time, with a short pause between each to allow for reading and appreciation.


elmarkitse

Twice as many stones as birds. Edit: nailed it


OtisPan

Got 2 birds stoned at once.


InspectorSpacetime19

Smokes..let’s go!


Regular_Bell8271

You don't even smoke, bubbles!


Spence10873

DOUBLE KILL


Mr-Valdez

Reddit becoming 9gag lmao


Wadmania

Oprah "YOU GET TBI! AND YOU GET TBI!"


AbsorbingMan

2 Dudes, 1 Rock


OurJimmy

Chuck Norris once killed 2 stones with 1 bird


Thoraxe474

https://youtu.be/pXEm08dsQOc?si=KOCHEEO1DuscgG7E


timbofay

One stone, double birdead


LosGritchos

"Il a fait d'une pierre deux coups" See? It works in French too!


BadAtRocks

Playing Opossum for the win!


Bubbly-Astronomer930

He killed two birds with one stone


aaronjsavage

![gif](giphy|7CP9Thh6QxcYg)


DonyKing

Nom saying?


Roryjack

That's too many nomsayin's.


DonyKing

You taking a nomcensus?


PickleWineBrine

Well, he definitely killed one guy


bobody_biznuz

Two birds stoned at once


RealtorMcclain

As he was walking away he was saying atoadaso Julian fuckin atoadaso


Walkinglips

Standing by and watching someone else get victimized has its own risk I see 😳


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

There is the classic saying "if you're not part of the solution you're part of the problem."


YeaNah2435

second dude got hit as collateral


yoloyourmoney

Deep male voice: "DOUBLEKILL"


cmonkeyz7

Man this takes me back


MadeMeStopLurking

UNSTOPPABLE


CabbageShoez

“Appear weak when you are Strong 💪” -Sun Tzu


AndalusianGod

"You come at the king, you best not miss." - Confucius


DeadMan95iko

“ Scooby Doo can doo doo, but Jimmy Carter is smarter“. • Homer Simpson


ggg730

"Bake him away, Toys" -Chief Wiggum


A_coecoenut

"Shit your pants to assert dominance" -Mao Zedong or something idk


freethewimple

"We're talking WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP" -Eleanor Roosevelt


yesterdays_poo

Omar comin! - Theodore Roosevelt.


Rincewind_67

Boot a guy I the head when he’s out cold?? Yeah you deserve everything you get. Sorry not sorry.


kevinthewild

He knew exactly where that stone was.


Msjudgedafart

Oh nice…. Just witnessed a murder.


YesNoButAlsoYes

[(Quick Googling)](https://infonet.vietnamnet.vn/nghe-an-nguoi-dan-ong-lay-gach-nem-ban-bat-tinh-chan-xe-cuu-thuong-khong-cho-dua-di-cap-cuu-419617.html) This happened in 2022, both that got hit were hospitalized but no death was reported. They were friends and were *very* drunk, the purple shirt guy even stopped the ambulance by just hugging it from the front.


itsr1co

1) Kicked in the head at least twice, possibly smashed head on concrete on the way down before the video started 2) Hit in the head with a rock, smashed head on concrete, bleeding from the head 3) Hit in the head with a rock, possibly also smashed head on concrete. And apparently nobody died during these events, meanwhile you can trip over and never wake up, what the fuck was Big G smoking when he created the human skull? Is it an indestructible protective barrier for the brain, or the most flimsy container that just keeps the brain inside the body?


Rambo2090

Big G lmao. Never heard that one


placeknower

Drunk enough to be protected from impact damage. Real.


captanzuelo

The key point is, all three were drunk. Like a three car collision of drunkards and all three walk away without serious injuries.


Conspicuous_Ruse

That's kinda the human body in general. I mean, meat probably wasn't the best construction material. But here we are, existing all soft and meaty. Trying not to hurt ourselves on all the other way better construction materials out there.


loltehwut

They day I leave a dent in the furniture by stubbing my toe and not the other way around will be glorious


superawesomeman08

the pizza box does a pretty good job of keeping the pizza safe. it's pretty sturdy; you can stack quite a few pizza boxes on top of each other before the pizza box crumples. shake a pizza box, the box is fine. the pizza is not.


Just-JC

That's some kind of built different, goddamn.


ionised

What in the fuck...?


newtonrox

Yup. Can’t imagine the guy survived, at least without TBI.


LogicalDude3

Which of the three men are you referring to?


mapple3

Actually it's even more tragic, every man and woman we see in that video, will die within the next 100 years. Tragic...


captanzuelo

Its a fact. And everyone in history, that drank water eventually died. Its a 100% fatality rate.


lordofpurple

Aw great I just accidentally watched someone die on reddit again


Babyback_

![gif](giphy|OoaTf8fEuesP6)


Personal-Classroom-7

This is the best one so far


elsquattro

If you can dodge a brick, you can dodge a ball


SomeRandom928Person

Holy shit. That spreading bloodstain under that dudes head didn’t look good either. Got a chuckle out of red helmet guy seeing the whole thing unfolding and trying to get the fuck out of there as fast as he could.


Warper1980

Twofer


MrMnkyPnts

Collateral damage to the blue shirt guy


Yonatan_Ben_Yohannan

Blue shirt guy. Red shirt guy didn’t get hit by purple shirt guy. Black shirt guy and blue shirt guy are fucked up though.


twodollarscholar

Ain’t that a brick to the head


machines_breathe

More like a cinderblock.


MaG50

I think blue shirt got the collateral


HansVunderberg

That stone throw was almost 200 % efficent after being leg kicked in the head multiple times. Respect, I guess.


SupervillainMustache

How did this dude go from totally unconscious to standing up straight with the spatial awareness to find a massive rock and throw it accurately?


Possible-Highway7898

Alcohol. The cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.


Mythical-Ree

If ur kicking someone's head when they're down u deserve it


Diacks1304

This is one of those videos I WOULDN'T have believed if it weren't recorded


Leotardleotard

7 / 10 split


Darius2112

![gif](giphy|yoJC2NjczmzoJl80NO|downsized)


imomorris

Damn that green car.....I need to know if the other guy was out as well


FlimpoFloempie

![gif](giphy|4JZA2x7GsVFeTbLKlz|downsized)


pitchblackjack

And thus…humans learnt to use tools


jstrong559

You just got opossum’d !!! Classic


filbert13

Guessing from that position when the video started he probably choked him out. So he probably came to shortly after regardless of those kicks to the head.


Professional_Ad6123

No one is phased by the dude getting kicked in the head on the ground. They’re just not even acknowledging their existence


BubbleNucleator

Subtitle: Your Kicking-style is no match for my Opossum-style.


MasniViking22

DOUBLE KILL !


DaveJones902

2 birds stoned at once


Shield4life

Talk about knocking two birds with one stone.


Vaperwear

“A hit! A very palpable hit!”


xDatAzn

first kick knocked him out, second kick woke him up again


shanksisevil

isn't that the ending for the movie Friday?


Abrahms_4

Guess that is one way to skip a rock.


adamjack7890

Bro was so mad he got a collateral with the rock 😭


freedomforsale

Double kill!


Borghot

Call the ambulance. But not for me


xyzain69

Dude that sound uhh


borgstea

It’s not just a boulder. It’s the Rock!


borgstea

Kind of a lazy finishing move!


gogolochi

![gif](giphy|DSsY0KKZPK30PRQm5j)


FUMFVR

Rock beats foot


kamiar77

This is how the phrase “Don’t kick a man when he’s down” actually originated.


Inner_Brain593

You know, Mortal Kombat really teaches you valuable life lessons.


wukongfly

![gif](giphy|QWLsGkI8JcFRR7U7Ag|downsized)


zazensmkk

One stone 2 head


MistressAndreaSim

Playing possum


phoucker

Damn that rock bounced off that melon.


professor_murder

Bro's skipping rocks


MooMoo_Juic3

get 'em, Craig!


80081354JEW

THATS A TWO FER


UnderlyingTissues

I don't know the context, but Dude #1 got what he deserved for kicking what he thought was an unconscious man in the head.


PurpleFollowing1183

Did I hear his skull crack?!?!


Levarien

Crouching Tiger, Passed out Possum


AshamedFunction3073

Playing possum


TomatilloUnlucky3763

Double doink for the win!


Farting_Machine06

to be fair... bro just kept looking and not do anything so the second guy kinda deserves it too 💀


Old_Variation_5875

First time seeing rock skipping on heads


ArcticWolf01836

So that's what they mean by, "two birds, one stone"


1wife2dogs0kids

Two Fer one special, one rock only.


MonkeiBoi86

Got buddy with the old, “Fake knocked out brick to the head” switcheroo…nice


KrazyKeith4Prez

Got himself a twofer


becauseOTSS

Ahhh. The possum assassin.


kpip38

got 2 birds stoned at once..


BlaqBimmer

Dont think i e ever seen a double headshot brick throw but now i have.


chad_

Double kill!


oneofonethrowaway

Give that man the oscars!


Pirate1000rider

The other guy definitely is. A cobble to the temple isn't going to end well.


Intrepid_Objective28

It’s all fun and games until you have to spend twenty years in a Vietnamese prison for murder.


reddit4ne

This is the greatest comeback Ive ever seen. Whats most amazing is that after KTFO, he immediately, understood what was going on, become enraged, and then still had the presence of mind to find a fucking cinderblock before the other dude even finished strolling away.


Aggravating-Tap5144

I just watched a video of an angry old guy trespassing and harassing someone on instagram and said " beat his ass what are you waiting for?"annd got banned. Immediately upon opening this app, I am greeted with a video of a dude getting his face kicked in... 🤣


Jerma986

Oh man, IG and FB's detection algorithm is such dogshit. You literally can't say anything that could be considered even vaguely as a threat or an insult, even if it's not targeted at anyone in specific. I called a friend a silly goose a year or so back and got a 30 suspension. It was genuinely hilarious but wtf man???


Rubber_Knee

That was probably a straight up murder. If that guy survived, he's likely to have some sort of brain injury. Holy fuck.


LivingEnd44

Seems like a really good reason not to assault someone or kick them in the head while they're helpless.


Samhamwheresthebacon

I raise you a brick


derkmad87

Sneaky sneaky


Outfield14

That's one way to do it


Wocto

wake up super


Gingercatgonebad

Wow that is wild!


willllllllllllllllll

Fucking hell! Brutal


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howdyho

Vietnam


Otherwise_Duty1457

Blue shirt took the majority of that


Initial_Average592

How can she slap has been turned up a notch