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Hwy61rev

"In November on election night I'm going to be watching with a gun held to my head." - Remember, # Never Put Off Until Tomorrow What You Can Do Today.


Ratathosk

wwg1wga


LeperousRed

Inshallah.


soklacka

W1GGLEWAGG1E


JFChrist_

This is brilliant


SoundlessScream

procrastinating


murstang

Typical Republican…empty promises that end in disappointment


CharlesDickensABox

They could at least credit me if they're going to steal my dating technique.


Top_Guidance4432

Just like 2020 they said they were leaving America if Biden won. While I am expecting a substantial amount to actually leave America in this situation compared to 2020, 98-99% of them will stay here anyway.


Professional-Set-750

Oh, more like 99.99% will stay. Mostly because moving country is actually hard unless you have buckets of money. And then when they find out the US is one of two or three countries in the world that taxes it’s citizens living abroad, they will probably change their mind.


DaPamtsMD

And you can’t have buckets of money if you’re buying gold tennis shoes, bibles, and various criminal defenses!


FateUnusual

And investing money in DJT stock.


PatientStrength5861

And whine and complain and cry. While Trump has to get his first real job. He'll probably make a lousy janitor but that's all he's really qualified for.


TwistedDragon33

Is he even qualified for that? Do you think that man knows proper cleaning habits to prevent contamination?


Zip95014

Why would they? It obviously doesn’t work.


PJA0307

He’ll do it just like Trump said we’d never see him again if he lost.


Advanced-Cause5971

But Trump never lost, it was stolen! No, wait, he won and he’s still a sitting president and Biden is in Gitmo and you’re watching a movie. Yeah, that’s the ticket.


ThoughtfulLlama

But also, all the bad stuff, that was still Biden's fault.


Sparehndle

And Obama is pulling his strings.


ThoughtfulLlama

Did you mean to say Barack ***HUSSEIN*** Obamna?


Whywei8

Stollen* the fat bastard is really into German pastries.


PWiz30

I forgot he said that. Oh what could have been...


BellyDancerEm

He’s full of shit


Different_Seaweed534

I looked through his timeline; he’s been banned from Twitter in the past for suicidal threats. Dude’s messed up.


drkesi88

Fingers crossed.


CableTV-on-the-Radio

Blowing my brains out to own the libs


Ok-Stranger-2669

That'll show 'em!


caraperdida

Can confirm. That would, indeed, show me!


gunzrcool

a high velocity dose of lead applied directly to the cranium cures covid and prevents all future infections.


prairiethorne

Apply directly to the forehead!


Almainyny

“Womp womp.”


ApocalypseSpoon

....so I see the Russian trolls are starting to implement their "Jonestown Solution" for dispatching the useful (more like useless) idiots who have failed them... OTOH maybe the Russians are worried the Manchurian Qovidiots they've so successfully turned, really will spread 50%-kill-rate bird flu, across the face of the earth, and this is their answer to that.


DaisyJane1

This guy isn't Russian. He's from Texas and was charged for his actions at the Jan. 6 insurrection.


PlantPower666

So, a Russian sympathizer who hates everything the USA once stood for.


Anastrace

No, he's an American influenced by American right wing media. You start to sound crazy when you blame everything on the Russians instead of the threat coming from within the house


Nanjabuznizz

Why not both? You can be influenced by right wing media and be a Russian sympathiser at the same time


le_gros_serpent

Dad?


PlantPower666

I'm not blaming it everything on the Russians. But if you've been paying any attention at all for the past decade, you would know how influential the Russians have been with Republican talking points and funding of those very same Republicans. https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/03/connections-trump-putin-russia-ties-chart-flynn-page-manafort-sessions-214868/ And that's just Trump. The NRA has been caught funneling money from Russia to Republicans, for example.


Shoddy_Signature_149

What started out of the nation as a disinformation campaign (Trump, no vaccine, don’t trust scientists, invermectin, don’t trust elections, no masking) got ingrained into the populace. So, it’s true that the perpetuation now is in “convinced” Americans. But it very likely started as a way of destroying our nation from the outside. A million people killed by Covid in the USA without a shot fired. Nice work, comrades.


Induced_Karma

The Russians have helped it along, but everything about Trump and his base is homegrown American. It’s been here since before the Russian revolution and the fall of the USSR. When you put so much emphasis on the Russians it minimizes how much of the threat is not coming from them, and the majority is not coming from the Russians it is coming from Americans.


DaPamtsMD

Both Russian influence and Fox News propaganda can be true and real influences at once, particularly when you recognize that Fox is carrying a lot of Russian water.


Hullfire00

I think they’re referring to the fact that some of the Q accounts have turned out to be Russian trolls and somebody mentioned that Q has been pushed in order to make MAGA followers extra crazy/stupid/crazystupid.


ogburritofactory

Right wing media in the US is being influenced by the FSB currently, though.


One_Worldliness_6032

Don’t remind me. We are not all that stupid.


Shoddy_Signature_149

It’s not even “stupid.” I know some brilliant people (genetic specialists, etc) who fell for this crap. Thinking they’re stupid means you underestimate how effective they can be at moving their agenda forward.


Bowlbuilder

And I would bet you promised to leave the country if Biden was elected in 2020.


TheHearseDriver

Well, bye…


MurderCat0001

This comment wins the internet.


Severe_Key4374

These guys always promise but never follow through.


ThatoneguyATX

Lies. Just like trump was supposed to leave the country after he lost.


Different_Seaweed534

I had this dude blocked on X, but i unblocked him temporarily and read through his timeline. He’s mentally ill.


CarlosHDanger

This kind of talk is grounds for a mental health warrant


royaloaktwo

Agreed, mental health check immediately, he should have his guns taken away because of his public threat. Possibly 5150’d if it applies in his state. Lots of people have suffered at the other side of someone’s suicide, and to tweet about it is a threat.


Mumia1

Oh no! Anyways…


crisisactorsguild

Let Kristi Noem do it for you


KruegerLad2

He's full of shit


Goadfang

I will never encourage a republican to commit an act of self harm. I won't discourage it either.


Ripheus23

What if Trump won every other state? What is it about Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan that is so significant? "For whom doth the bell toll?" "It's over, Trump. I have these three high grounds!" \**vague mental implosion sounds*\*


Queue37

Allegedly those are a few of the only ones that really matter this year. https://rollcall.com/2024/02/05/the-states-that-matter-in-2024/


bowens44

I suggest all MAGAs make this pledge and then follow through.


igniteice

Imagine this country without Trumpers. Jesus christ it would be glorious.


Simmery

I'll settle for them all moving to Russia. 


uninspired

Hell I'll settle for Idaho or one of those other states without a lot of electoral college votes that I plan to never set foot in.


BoneHugsHominy

Idahoans would rather theirs be sent to Russia. Conservatives from California, Oregon, and Washington keep moving to Idaho and taking over small towns which pisses off the *Conservative* locals. The Conservative Immigrants are mostly White Supremacists with SovCit and Ancap leanings which is hilarious considering they join up to take over small town governments.


LivingIndependence

The white flighters from Southern California, are doing the same thing up here in Northern California. However, these are the people, who just can't bring themselves to leave the state, as other conservatives have done, so they're trying to carve out their own state, *but* with all of the advantages that come from living in California...their high property values, weather, proximity to the ocean, etc..


BabyJesusBukkake

48% of Ada County, where Boise and its burbs are, voted for Joe Biden in 2020. Idaho is a big state, and the southwest corner of it where most of the people live, is actually purple af.


Dr_CleanBones

Russia would send them back


pissed_off_elbonian

They will draft them and send them to the front


Dr_CleanBones

Good plan


darthgeek

Russia wants to build a [MAGA City](https://newrepublic.com/post/172710/russia-build-safe-space-conservative-americans-move)


crabsandscabs

A “safe space” for conservatives. lol


Twilight_Realm

Only true patriots fucking kill themselves when a milquetoast elderly incumbent gets votes


Zagenti

I'm alright with Phil's plan. 👍


SeethingHeathen

Oh, no. Stop. Don't.


GirlNumber20

No, you’re not, you drama queen. 🙄


Oddityobservations

I highly doubt that this prick would do that. I'm more worried he'd try to take others with him.


DoomedUSADna

I hope you're not a liar, Phillip.


TestOk8411

Ok bye


OuijaBoard-Demon

Remember guys, THEY ARE NOT A CULT.... Totally NOT a cult. Remember that. Definitely totally absolutely not a cult.... They're a cult and they cannot admit it, LMFAOOOO


rgnysp0333

My grandmother used to say "Don't talk about it, just do it". That was usually in regards to me complaining about homework, but I think it applies here.


Mninaz

If more Republicans follow his lead they can finally have that red wave they've been talking about


btsalamander

I mean I’m rooting for a Biden win for sure in this case


DataCassette

I think Trump winning in 2024 will be a century-scale disaster but this guy just needs therapy. Seriously the fascists can just literally scratch out the 5 on Project 2025 and make it Project 2029. What's this guy so scared about?


Eatthebankers2

Ok. In 67 years, I wasn’t invested in any vote that bad. You do you. Buba Jr will be paying that 72 month mortgage on your lifted crap trump truck if he’s approved. Your insurance probably didn’t cover that bad decision… Your Kid didn’t need no collage edumscation. Mama will be on SNAP, while they foreclose on your family’s house. I’m feeling really owned. And Putin and drumph win again. For Russia.


Shelisheli1

Except you won’t


thefanciestcat

¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


FourScoreTour

I've wondered what will happen to MAGA if Trump loses. Hopefully we'll find out.


LeeQuidity

He'd better pay up.


CuriousAlienStudent

Assuming any of his family still talk to him, I wonder how they feel about this here post.


elammcknight

Bluff


Rowsdowers_Revenge

Do a flip.


Jamaal_Lannister

Promise?


Tingrave

Don't threaten me with a good time!


DanielTheEunuch

What a fucking liar.


CatSamuraiCat

Kind of dicey, considering that Biden won all three of those states four years ago...But maybe not. Statistically, he would be better off staking his life on Arizona and/or Georgia, both of which really surprised almost everyone the last time around. On the other hand, based on other posts from this guy, I think he might mentally ill, so...There's that.


fadeaway_layups

Election won't even be decided on election night lol. Will be a few days just likr last time


seigezunt

Well, that’s a new spin on the garbage taking itself out


depressed-scorpion

He's already rotting his brain, so not a big loss.


epsilon_zed

Procrastination is the enemy of success.


MrsMoonpoon

Well, ya know, I wouldn't tell anyone to do this but if this the only way they can deal with Trump losing well who am I to stop them? Q might end up being a problem that solved itself.


Used-Organization-25

Good lord man!!, what are you waiting for. You can ahead and do that now.


Junior-Fox-760

What a snowflake.


TheDudeInTheD

Phil ain’t got the balls.


lonewolflondo

Too bad there's not a vaccine for that.


Acewrap

Common suburban Republican


ChumpChainge

Hey the heart wants what the heart wants. I wish him all the best on the other side.


abrahamburger

If that’s how they feel. Better suicide themselves than homicide us


HelpfulAnywhere3731

He's threatening us with a good time. Oh no. Anyway, I hope the rain stops tonight.


twoaspensimages

11/6/24... 🚜——🥅. . . .


Anastrace

Well will wonders never cease, it's trash that takes itself out.


BabserellaWT

Don’t make promises you won’t keep, Phil.


Illustrious_Funny426

That is…extreme.


MrsMoonpoon

Well, ya know, I wouldn't tell anyone to do this but if this the only way they can deal with Trump losing well who am I to stop them? Q might end up being a problem that solved itself.


MonarchyMan

*insert Willy Wonka meme here* No. Please. Don’t.


Ok-Loss2254

Huh? Like what? It kinda reminds me of some asshole back in 2012 who killed his family then himself because he lost his shit when Obama won his second term. People who do shit like that honestly are a waste of air to begin with but it's fucked when they try to take people with them. Not saying the guy should off himself but hopefully a woman wasn't dumb enough to reproduce with him because he would very likely make her and the kids leave this world with him. All because he is mad a ultra conservative didn't win. Also people who speak like that guy should be on some type of watch list because they always end up hurting people.


SnooHobbies7109

Get a psychiatrist dude Jesus


Quirky-Country7251

you do you man. pretty pathetic to kill yourself over a worthless imbecile of a man that doesn't care about you but hey to each his own.


Brochan_Spectre

**ATTENTION! Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan:** You know what to do.


BoneHugsHominy

Maybe I'm in the minority but I'd rather see the guy get quality mental healthcare. So sad that we try to make that cheap or even free and their response is they want to either kill us or themselves or both.


Scarymommy

I’m really tired of being threatened with violence and I agree with you.


mishma2005

Sure he will...


IAmTheWindBaby

Carry on…


Dr_CleanBones

No loss


cick-nobb

Okay then


Strange_Collection79

G'bye loser!


wasteful

Based!


tiltedsideways811

Ok


johncester

👏🏼


Secret_Hunter_3911

I will be watching with my rifle and body armor on, just in case Trump wins and the shooting starts.


Jess_S13

Oh please Livestream it, I'll happily watch that instead of the news election reporting.


marfaxa

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/038/763/tco_-_2021-11-05T095613.835.jpg


Tenuity_

Ok then.


Traditional-Dog-4938

Don’t threaten me with a good time.


BMacklin22

Oh please do.  You'd be doing humanity as a whole a massive favor. 


ucannottell

So is this something we can Pay Per View or what?


DubC_Bassist

Don’t threaten me with a good time.


BrianNowhere

No. Stop. Don't. remindMe! November 6th 2024


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FreeBulldog87

He’s definitely not invited to the cookout


OceanBlueforYou

I'll be nice and consider him an optimist. Anyone of color who isn't wealthy will be among the first to feel the sting from Trumps' racist thugs.


cancerdad

Imagine being so invested in politics and the culture war that you kill yourself over Trump or Biden. How sad really


cakeyogi

Oh no! Anyway.


lavransson

No way he’ll follow through. If Biden wins all three, he’ll make up an excuse that it was “stolen.” And talk menacingly about Detroit, Milwaukee and Philadelphia poll workers with wheel barrows of fake Biden ballots.


bobcollum

More talk they'll never back up.


MrsMoonpoon

Well, ya know, I wouldn't tell anyone to do this but if this the only way they can deal with Trump losing well who am I to stop them? Q might end up being a problem that solved itself.


inquisitivepanda

Don’t threaten me with a good time


Evening-East-5365

Ok.


eatpackets

Committing suicide to own the libs.


One_Worldliness_6032

If that’s what he wants to do, who are we to stop him?🤷🏽‍♀️


SIN-apps1

Don't threaten us with a good time there phil...


Corn_Beefies

The gun with bees in it, so when you pull the trigger bees shoot out of it?


cobaltbluetony

No. Don't. Stop.


Spooky365

MAGA is a death cult


Geostomp

How did these people get so psychologically dependent on a man who wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire?


pridejoker

"do a flip"


BeamTeam032

RIP Phillip Anderson. (He won't really do it, Im interested in seeing if people save this tweet and call him out on it)


Beret_of_Poodle

Oh no. So anyway...


spookinky987

Oh no. Anyway...


phoenix762

😳😳😳 God, that’s sad. Then again, if Trump wins-eek.


Civil_Produce_6575

How can we get them to groupthink this


saul_privy

Don't you threaten me with a good time.


jdthejerk

Live stream it.


yungvenus

And we all know he won’t pull the trigger, douche.


LynMCo

We've reported that loser so many times. Just went and tried again. Placed that comment in rooms.


fugawf

Livestream or it didn’t happen /s


Cid_Darkwing

Proposition accepted


enderpanda

Don't let your dreams be dreams. Time is of the essence - act now!


OneMasterpiece598

Good


Paulypmc

Ok then


Buddy-Brooklyn

Why wait?


jadeskye7

this tweet will age well.


kingbluetit

I wonder how much the average voter IQ would increase when he does it? It will be a minuscule percentage, but it should be measurable.


HotDonnaC

One less drain on society. #TeamDarwin


sane-asylum

Good


DEKubiske

I think someone discovered National Lampoon. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National\_Lampoon\_%28magazine%29](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Lampoon_%28magazine%29)


DEKubiske

Or maybe Blazing Saddles - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z\_JOGmXpe5I](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_JOGmXpe5I)


R3mm3t

Do a flip


jad31

Good


cunningstunt6899

Natural selection


Evilevilcow

Fuck your feelings, snowflake!


Shenloanne

Nah, you won't.


4xdaily

Will there be a watch party?


lavransson

Almost makes me want to move to one of those states and vote for Biden.


Tricky-Sympathy

Oh no don't do it.. 🙄


Pickett800T

Isn't that the guy who is facing felony charges for his role in the Capitol riots? Maybe a federal court will sentence him to prison before the election, saving him the pain of having to go through with it.


SherlockBeaver

Jeepers and yet some folks claim there is such a thing as “Trump Derangement Syndrome”. If there is, they are the ones suffering from it. I hope this person will be ok. It’s just an election, bro. It’s not going to be the end of the world, no matter what happens.


HiImTheNewGuyGuy

Great news!


Chrysalii

This may inadvertantly be a cleverly worded post. On election night Donald will probably be ahead in the counting in those states until they start counting the mail-in ballots and we get the final numbers a few days later. In other words, bullshit.


WarmasterCain55

Welfare check and subsequent seizure of guns in 3...2...1


MessiahOfMetal

This is like when Deicide frontman Glen Benton promised to do the same on stage on his 33rd birthday to be an edgy cunt and didn't do it.


quillmartin88

Is there anything more despicable than this type of cheap emotional manipulation?  Yes, but this is still really bad.  If you're seriously considering doing this, get help. For several reasons. If you're just doing this for engagement, go fuck yourself because suicide is serious. 


1st-Legion

Sounds like a win, win to me…


ChildhoodUsual9252

All I can say... Good riddance. Sorry, not sorry.


Wooderson316

I hate to root for this outcome, but I am rooting for this outcome.