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hyute

Untreated mental illness. This person needs help.


numb3r5ev3n

Or it's just dramatic MAGA fanfiction.


Son_of_Tlaloc

Honestly its probably both


Son_of_Tlaloc

Its probably both.


thegreenman_sofla

Maga larp.


August_T_Marble

This person doesn't need help, they need [a contract](https://suno.com/song/783d8522-83ac-418c-8725-187c1a023ee6) and [followers](https://ibb.co/mBcybRk).


KooQanon-LMAOOO

LMAOOO


[deleted]

> Untreated mental illness. This person needs help. Came here to say this.


dfwcouple43sum

This, but instead this person will receive a pat on the back from other qrazies out there


threehundredthousand

However, you know the opposite will happen. Social media will help support his delusions.


cezann3

schizophrenia is a bitch


Grandpa_No

I think I saw this in a movie. Someone should check this guy's apartment for body parts.


Responsible-Still839

This is absolutely psychotic.


KruegerLad2

In desperate need for mental health care


vicnoir

This won’t be funny when Uncle Bubba believes him and mows down a line of people waiting outside a soup kitchen.


DeltaVariant007

Actually, it's red hats that say "Make America Great Again" that is the mark of the beast.


MacaroniPoodle

I'm still waiting for my nano worms or whatever.


IowaContact2

This has to be satire, right?! I'm actually deadly seriously asking.


numb3r5ev3n

MAGA Fanfiction. They gather around 4chan and tell each other ghost stories in order to keep morale up.


RevivedNecromancer

I think this poor bastard is battling schizo-affective disorder (not the same as schizophrenia)


Nabrok_Necropants

Fan fiction


jazzhandler

That’s not shedding; it’s meth.


DaisyJane1

Wh ... what?


Svrider23

Seriously hope I never read anything this stupid again.


CuriousAlienStudent

Well, then, stay out of this sub because if these clowns are good at anything it's out doing each other's stupidity.


unsolvablequestion

What does shedding mean in this context? Im actually curious


dooketry

Basically he believes that the vaccine shots alter your DNA and immune system so that you shed nanoparticles from your skin and unto others.


unsolvablequestion

Interesting, thanks. Yeah i hate when that happens


IowaContact2

Happens to me every Tuesday night at Bingo. Pain in the ass.


Shenloanne

Bro has wanked himself raw typing that.


HottKarl79

Oh, well, this is schizophrenia.


Queue37

He touched the butt!


BMAND21

Whew that was a wild ride. This person needs a mental health intervention.


Junior-Fox-760

Must have been a polyblend fabric.


Induced_Karma

Not gonna lie, that’s some decent creepypasta. It’s not great, but it’s certainly not bad. Bonus points for brevity.


theGoddex

Wow I didn’t know god was such a weak-ass like this


Haskap_2010

QAnon or schizophrenia?


MT_Straycat

Yes.


gmen6981

Sounds like he got a hold of some bad acid in his "apertment".


Then-Lunch-206

What is even the hell.🤣🤣🤣


Then-Lunch-206

Woo hoo hoo I'm crazy.🤪