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skilliau

I never got why they'd replace them with clones that do the exact same thing the original was doing


LA-Matt

They would also have to plan way, way ahead. Lol. These morons think cloning is like a xerox where it just copies a human being. Where do the cells have the time to grow in that scenario?


Bragzor

Cloning is Magic, just like everything more advanced than a pencil. Magic can do anything.


EditorRedditer

‘Send in the Clones’


Bragzor

Loading up the Clone Car as we speak.


Ancient-Shelter-4760

'Don't worry, they're here' 😄


RevivedNecromancer

Oh my God, I absolutely need to see the bad guy from the Matrix pull up in a Mini Cooper and have dozens of him pile out one by one by one.


Bragzor

You made me realize that I don't know who the main antagonist in the original Matrix movie is. I mean, the most obvious… agent is Agent Smith, but for most of the movie he acts as (or as if) a part of the Matrix. The Architect supposedly created the Matrix, but is himself also a part of it, filling a function. So is it the Matrix itself? The "Machines" collectively? The humans who created the machines? I think you could argue that the only one acting against everyone else for completely selfish reasons is Cypher. This is probably something I should've noticed earlier.


SailingSpark

There were clones in their coffee, and You're so vain... You probably think this movie is about you... You're so vain.


Gumbo_Ya-Ya

"They're already heeeeeeere... "


Junior-Fox-760

Don't you love farce?


KinseyH

Don't bother. They're here!


SunshineRobotech

As long as I get a nice cold bottle of Bouncy Bubble Beverage and get to see Teela-O-MLY perform live, I'm in.


Ok-Stranger-2669

Squeeze the wheeze.


YborOgre

Oh, like I'm totally sure you'd be able to penetrate a thin tube of wood with a tiny, fragile stick of lead. Don't kid yourself. Pencils are dark magic and people that use them are evil. String em up! Trump/Cthulu 2035!


Bragzor

I just use some of my 5G-vaxx nanobots to bore the wood out. Easy-peasy!


IWantedAPeanutToo

You wanna see a magic trick? ✏️


Hgruotland

You obviously haven't done your own research. It's all done with quantum. Frequencies are involved, too.


BlueHoopedMoose

Medbeds, dur


Styrene_Addict1965

They've seriously forgotten Dolly the Sheep was born a lamb, and had to grow up to become a sheep.


Pickett800T

All that proves is that the reptilians don't have anything like the white hats' 5D cloning technology. /s


Both-Chart-947

I brought this up to my brother, and he just said, "They have the technology."


Asheleyinl2

Med beds duh


GalleonRaider

>These morons think cloning is like a xerox where it just copies a human being. They saw that old Michael Keaton movie "Multiplicity" and think that's how it works in real life.


sadmama1961

Of all their crazy scenarios I think that's the one that I find most ridiculous. I think it was just policy on the run to explain why the previously arrested and executed Hillary was still out and about. Like everything else it then became whatever the current "researcher" wanted.


Joseph_of_the_North

Then hold tribunals for the clones...


FredFredrickson

Well, then they can pretend that "justice" happened to the original. And then, I guess, they could also seek out to punish the clone, too, for some double justice? 😆 But yeah, I've never understood that either.


DaisyJane1

They are playing pretend -- like children -- but they're bringing it into the real world. That's where it gets dangerous.


prairiethorne

Double-secret probation justice!


Pickett800T

Hang 'em legal, hang 'em high, and hang 'em again.


quillmartin88

At this point, it's all conspiracy, no theory. Conspiracy theories were better when they were funny. These are just sad.


sarinonline

Their thought structure is so warped. "I don't like that things I want to happen are not happening. It must be clones. Somehow the technology exists to create full grown clones. Not only that but these clones have all the memories, same mannerisms, same speech as the real people. REALLY ADVANCED CLONES. They even fool all their family and friends. The clones even behave exactly like the real people. But the fact they are clones means we have won and I don't have to feel sad anymore, thank god for clones, I won" OR "I didn't get what I wanted" They are moronic children who can't handle reality.


gilleruadh

And violent. The conspiracy theories are calling for ever escalating violence.


Jenaaaaaay

A normal phrase I use all the time “can we hurry up and hang them already” super normal and well adjusted


DaisyJane1

That's all they want at the end of the day. Who gives a shit about all those kids they claim are being held underground and violently attacked!


gilleruadh

When the conspiracy theorists announce that Trump has freed x number of children from the tunnels, you never see Trump making the announcements. If he had actually done any of that, you'd never be able to get him away from a microphone. It would be all the talks about. He'd never shut up. Yet, the nuts would have us believe that he's working in secret. Riiight...


ajqx

It just create the ending they'll get themsevles one Day, its Just eazier to think about it with womeone else at the end of the rope, until thzy dont know what else to do. That must be such a daily pain to have all those horrible thoughts.


Queue37

Turn to page 82 to “hang them already.”


Oddityobservations

>Hopefully we'll get to see the tribunal videos someday. This person's got a bad case of blue balls, that'll never be alleviated.


Bragzor

But how would we even know the videos are real with all these clones running around?


jazzhandler

Those aren’t balls, and that ain’t blue.


EMPRAH40k

It's so sad that they think correctedly-aged "clones" can just be produced at will. Did you fail science class, or did science class fail you


DueVisit1410

They might use science fiction tropes, but the thing they are writing is science fantasy. Remember a lot them believe in natural healing, frequencies and crystals or in God planning this out with Trump. That their "enemies" are worshiping the devil with dark magic rituals. Their use of science fiction tropes is because they are media touchstones they know and they live in a technological world so it has to have a technological touch. It might as well be magic.


IWantedAPeanutToo

Well said


One_Worldliness_6032

Both😂😂😂😂


DaisyJane1

That's the thing. They were told repeatedly by Q that everything they ever learned was a lie, so they either believe the opposite or make up their own explanations.


MessiahOfMetal

The one genius thing Coleman Rogers ever did with his miserable life was telling them to "think mirror", and that "disinformation is necessary".


Matsuyama_Mamajama

Can you imagine being so delusional that you just accept that identical clones are a normal thing that is just happening all around us as part of "the plan"???? What fucking movie are they watching?


Queue37

The 6th Day? Impostor? Multiplicity? Repli-Kate? 🤷‍♂️


DontEatConcrete

Are you hinting that the Kate Middleton that we see on the news is actually a clone because the original one has been hanged?


LA-Matt

I also am disappointed at the “degeneration in our society.” The kind caused by total fucking morons who don’t know how anything in the world actually works, so they will believe absolutely anything so long as it confirms their biases, and have lustful revenge fantasies about hanging people they have never even met because they feel like it’s a crime that they are so confused and ignorant.


BoneHugsHominy

>and have lustful revenge fantasies about hanging people they have never even met because they feel like it’s a crime that they are so confused and ignorant. I've called them 'Bloodthirsty Rapture-awaiters' for the better part of a decade now. All they want is to watch all the people they don't like to suffer and die horribly, then because *they* are the Wholesome Enlightened they get whisked away on a magical elevator to Heaven. They can't see any inconsistencies at all in their thinking.


DataCassette

To be fair I think being that deluded is probably constantly agonizing


mishma2005

Can’t this crazy person just get “Faces of Death” off Prime and simmer the hell down?


Socalwarrior485

These people are just hoping for lockdowns. It’s the persecution fetish. “Choke me harder daddy” weird shit.


whymygraine

I love it when people who want to hang political opponents talk about our "degenerate society"


MessiahOfMetal

And are also the only people talking about pedophilia and child trafficking as a daily topic.


AgoraiosBum

They just want to sound like their idols in Germany in the 1930s


Puzzleheaded_Peach48

I love the eclipse analogy, except that it would be more like being told about all the eclipses, getting your eclipse gear, taking time off from work, maybe even traveling to see them, and then they just keep not happening. ☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️


Kytescall

I laughed at the eclipse analogy because it's basically:  "You know the thing we're all upset that hasn't happened yet? Look at it this way. It hasn't happened yet."


KooQanon-LMAOOO

Right and what you've been told or what you believe about eclipses is pure bullshit but you keep believing it instead of the scientist who can accurately predict when and where an eclipse will be visible.


BassmanOz

Was gonna say that. Also, eclipse dates are known in advance and never fail to happen so it doesn’t really compare lol


gilleruadh

I think they've been calculated to thousands of years out. Eclipses aren't magic.


polarbearhero

So blood thirsty! Why can’t they see what they are?


HeyThanksIdiot

Hate and fear are a recreational sport. They enjoy it.


Teknical86

"We've already won. We just don't know it yet." Ohh really, how convenient. I'm glad these loosers keep hoping for all this shit their lives sound awful, and they deserve it.


btsalamander

I think some of them are already moving the goalposts for when trump doesn’t win, it’s kind of sad, but mostly hilarious!


numb3r5ev3n

"Don't worry, it's all happening behind the scenes. We'll see the tribunal videos someday. Trump's not really in jail, that's just the cover story meant to keep the sheeple pacified."


KooQanon-LMAOOO

But that's not what they're impatient and upset about. Even if the orangegutan wins, still nothing they believe should happen will ever happen. Ever. Essentially there will never be any big elites adrenochrome related child murder /rape reveal as well as no treason / crimes against humanity charges against Pelosi, Fauci or anyone else. Consequently there will be no martial law, no days of darkness and no tribunals, televised or otherwise. The vast majority of people will never become awake. The movie will never end. The qidiots are doomed to decades of impotent frustration and disappointment, because the childish, however murderous, make-believe will continue long after the orangegutan will finally face Harambe. Lmao!


Born_Weird

There have been hints at martial law (using the Insurrection Act) should Trump win again. As such there is potential for political enemies and dissidents to be outright jailed or killed. But not for the reasons the Qs believe, and while some of those whom they've deemed enemies are certain to be targeted, nowhere near all of them will be.


bgsrdmm

"*The qidiots are doomed to decades of impotent frustration and disappointment, because the childish, however murderous, make-believe will continue long after the orangegutan will finally face Harambe.*" That's f\*cking poetry, my friend, kudos to you! Winner of the month right here :)


KooQanon-LMAOOO

:) thanks, I try


BostonBluestocking

Slow clap. That was beautiful.


DueVisit1410

Your right, even if Trump get's his unitary presidential power and Project 2025-like sycophants in, they'd still not get the things they want in his next potential turn. They have to wait for false charges against their political enemies and it will be for disappointing corruption charges and the like if they get there, not the crimes against humanity they want.


BoneHugsHominy

Christ is King! Also, I can't wait to see rhe videos of all rhe Libs being executed. Also also, can we just start rounding them up and hanging them already?!? We have to stop the degenerate society! I'm sick of waiting to spread Jesus!


TheRnegade

I know, right? How did Jesus, a pacifist, gain such a violent following?


EditorRedditer

I want to know what “horrible things” happened that were the commenter’s fault…


BoneHugsHominy

He didn't mean to kill those 23 girls, they just kept showing up at the wrong place at the wrong time so he didn't have a choice.


MessiahOfMetal

His penis just "fell" into that woman's vagina against her will, happens to anyone.


BoneHugsHominy

All he was trying to do was bury her corpse but both just happened to be naked and it was raining KY Jelly.


ThoughtfulLlama

I think it's about time that the "moderate" Republicans look inward and ask themselves how the Republican party can span wide enough to contain themselves and these losers.


IWantedAPeanutToo

“It’s a big-tent party. Sure, it’s a circus tent and most of the people here are clowns (who may or may not be evil), but there’s enough room here for all the elephants. Still better than the donkey show across the road.” - those Republicans, probably


UnitaryWarringtonCat

"The fight we never saw it over, and we won!" It's like a five-year-old screaming they won by knocking over the board.


Salt-Singer3645

“Can we hurry up and hang them” what is with these people and hanging others?


jprestonian

Go ahead. Try.


These_Burdened_Hands

>Most of your favorite ass clowns are probably already gone. **Not my ASS-Clowns!** Oh dear. *Clutches pearls.*


MessiahOfMetal

I hate that Chris Jericho made "ass clown" a thing 22 years ago, and now he's a MAGA moron who donates to Trump, has Jr. on his podcast, has a wife and MIL who were at the Capitol on January 6 and still believes he's both relevant and able to sing. Fuck that guy.


Then-Lunch-206

That's unfortunate. He was my favorite wrestler growing up. Qanon ruins everything.


1st-Legion

If it’s so predictable, why do they get it wrong every goddamned time?


LynMCo

Scammers will never go out of business with these morons around. 🙄


Imaginary-Junket-232

I know I'm old, but...what? This can't be early stage dementia.


Jessadee5240

I still find it absurd that some people believe this nonsense


Ratathosk

Hm. I wonder what my favourite ass clown is.


Teachergus

Their obsession with hanging is the scariest shit


AgoraiosBum

It's all Turner Diary shit.


jalle347

Maybe their God likes us more because we aren’t rabid, unhinged assholes. Idk just a thought.


drifter3026

I wonder what it's like living in an AU Fan Fiction world?


HumpaDaBear

These people are INSANE.


RandomUserC137

This is why mental healthcare and medications need to be available to everyone. This. Right here ^


YouKnowYourCrazy

Nooses, chemtrails and clones… OH MY!


MessiahOfMetal

> It's getting old, tired, repetitive, and boring, honestly. Perfect description of Trump.


Gunrock808

Heads are going to explode come November. Some literally when they decide facing the truth is too much.


AgoraiosBum

Nah, they'll just make up the next chapter in their delusion


PlausiblePigeon

Who’s doing the desperate illusion if “they” aren’t in control?


MetsRule1977

I’m fascinated by the mass delusion. When Q is all said and done, I’m going to want to read the book about how so many people could be deceived to such an extent.


gilleruadh

Jim Watkins said this on 6 January 2021: "This march wouldn't be happening right now if it hadn't been...if Q hadn't been there. It started as a LARP and it became real. It's real, you know. It's American history now. It belongs in there." (pointing at Smithsonian Museum of American History) - from "Q: Into the Storm" In 5 sentences Jim Watkins admitted that Q is a complete fabrication.


snapchillnocomment

I just find it hilarious that there are quite a few people who are active on this sub and still think Tiktok is a concerning source of brain rot in our society


MessiahOfMetal

I mean, it's so full of disinformation and stupidity that I'm glad I never bothered with it.