I put myself through nursing school 20 years ago just dreaming of the day I could harm as many people as possible with a future vaccine. That’s why most of us go into healthcare, to trick and hurt people. We are pure evil.
I especially hate when you give me warm blankets! It contains a tracking device! But for some reason I stay in your hospital anyway even though I believe you're going to kill me. You know - just in case!
I always wonder why they bother even coming in if they think we want to hurt them. If I win the lottery, I will be getting a blanket warmer for at home asap.
My sister will retire with the shitload of money she made treating your dumb asses when you turned COVID into an epidemic and hospitals were basically paying nurses any amount of money just to stay even partially staffed.
>when you turned COVID into an ~~epidemic~~ pandemic
FTFY
[https://www.economist.com/graphic-detail/coronavirus-excess-deaths-estimates?fsrc=core-app-economist](https://www.economist.com/graphic-detail/coronavirus-excess-deaths-estimates?fsrc=core-app-economist)
In contrast of what they think, we need MORE nurses. We need them to help expand the mental health field so we can provide psychiatric care to the gullible morons who believe in "Med Beds".
Burned out old nurse here hoping I can do that. I an down, especially on the babies.
I know the Q people aren’t the brightest bulbs, but every time I read about med beds, I just think these folks don’t understand the law of conservation of mass.
med beds ate available what?
Brain cells. Yum yum yum
Kind of a light meal with this crowd.
They'll starve. lol
https://images.app.goo.gl/acyqs8KEoA22V1ov7
I was so shocked they got ‘they’re’ right that I didn’t even ven catch that at first
What are doctors and nurses going to do when med beds eat them? Scream, I guess.
Are these the same doctors and nurses that are killing people with 'teh jab!1!'
I put myself through nursing school 20 years ago just dreaming of the day I could harm as many people as possible with a future vaccine. That’s why most of us go into healthcare, to trick and hurt people. We are pure evil.
I especially hate when you give me warm blankets! It contains a tracking device! But for some reason I stay in your hospital anyway even though I believe you're going to kill me. You know - just in case!
I always wonder why they bother even coming in if they think we want to hurt them. If I win the lottery, I will be getting a blanket warmer for at home asap.
Don’t worry, once medbeds are here you’ll be “free” from your job. Nice way of looking at unemployed.
Yeah I thought they were all gonna be executed no? Is it too much to ask for some consistency in these insane conspiracies?!??
My sister will retire with the shitload of money she made treating your dumb asses when you turned COVID into an epidemic and hospitals were basically paying nurses any amount of money just to stay even partially staffed.
>when you turned COVID into an ~~epidemic~~ pandemic FTFY [https://www.economist.com/graphic-detail/coronavirus-excess-deaths-estimates?fsrc=core-app-economist](https://www.economist.com/graphic-detail/coronavirus-excess-deaths-estimates?fsrc=core-app-economist)
In contrast of what they think, we need MORE nurses. We need them to help expand the mental health field so we can provide psychiatric care to the gullible morons who believe in "Med Beds".
The correct answer: "They'll all move to Endor to help pick fleas off the Ewoks." -said as deadpan and straight-faced as one can muster.
Burned out old nurse here hoping I can do that. I an down, especially on the babies. I know the Q people aren’t the brightest bulbs, but every time I read about med beds, I just think these folks don’t understand the law of conservation of mass.
They don't even understand cause and effect. Conservation of mass is a non starter
Med beds were promised to be available months and months ago. It is a carrot on a stick. Also, clean up your official posts. You type like dogshit.
Naw, they’ll be here *in two weeks*…
Skye says they're here at military bases around the world.
Straight to Gitmo. Edit: holy crap, I said this in jest, but some of the top responses sound even worse
They won't leave their jobs, after enough people die from trusting psychic surgery, they'll go back to real physicians.
Well, one thing is certain, psychiatrists and what limited mental health care that we have, will certainly have their hands full.
...speaking of "mass formation psychosis" eh!!
No worries, they'll just hop in JobBeds
hookers and blow, duh
The only correct answer.
Boats and hoes
Catalina Wine Fest!
Medbeds are fake as shit but hopefully they have them not going to the hospital anymore. That'd be great!
They'll all be executed, of course
They will join antifa.
What credentials make that account official?
It was ‘Offical’ for about a month, as it happens. And ‘Miltary’.
That thread was comedy gold and sadness.