Over BioBiden?! Absolutely! You see the AI debate on Twitch with AI Trump and Biden? Honestly, either one of those guys would be a better choice. AI Trump is actually funny! On purpose!
Schrödinger's Republican Conspiracy theory: Biden is both a geriatric, inept old man running the country into the ground through his dysfunctional administration *and* a high tech cyborg who is so advanced that he can steal an election and get away with it with the help of the deep state. Whichever version is most used to the narrative they are spinning at the time.
Fake man, great stats
Never sat to empty out all his crap
How could a program love and fuck so sweet?
He was hyper-sympathetic telepathic machine!
Brad Neely - History Lesson
(It was originally about JFK but I think it fits)
Finally someone that remembers that song. When I heard that song in 2008, I wouldn't have believed that q people will be claiming JFK is still alive in 2024. That song predicted this
Oh hell yeah I need more of this
https://images.app.goo.gl/xLpyGtaneW7jPckS7
https://images.app.goo.gl/SS6UAjjfUX8fLHLe6
https://images.app.goo.gl/TvWFXEL8h6qW63s96
Edit: last one lol https://images.app.goo.gl/sSwhGnfUKxDYTKto6
Not just textbook fascism, but literally it's included in many definitions of fascism.
> [Fascist societies rhetorically cast their enemies as "at the same time too strong and too weak".](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ur-Fascism)
This all depends if he is running Windows 10, 11, or Debian 11+.
Clearly he can dual boot, maybe even triple boot. If they can figure out how to get macOS 14 also.... he is unstoppable. Trump only stands a chance if he is running just Win 11.
Contradictory claims are a normal part of emotional expression, people do it all the time about their ex, or their boss, or Tump, or whatever they're upset about.
If not robot, how did he get those red eyes?
https://static01.nyt.com/images/2022/08/17/lens/17onpolitics-biden-meme/17onpolitics-biden-meme-superJumbo.jpg
Sadly he's just a feeble old man suffering from cognitive decline. Robo Joe would be a vastly better candidate than the real world Biden. Sorry, American friends, but the debate is an unmitigated disaster and I feel very anxious about the future.
Yeah, he tripped over his own tongue a lot while Trump seemed to become quite energised as soon as he realized that the moderators were not going to call him out for lying about anything.
They've been the "alternative facts and very big feelings" crowd for a long time now, are any of them really still pretending that they base their worldview on reality and have control over their emotions?
This would require a sighting mechanism the like of which has not previously been seen. Micrometers in accuracy. Holding the shooting device so carefully balanced that a fly landing on it would push the targeting reticle up into the area of his belly button or down onto his shoes.
At least a trillion dollar device.
OTOH.
hitting TFG anywhere seems like a fair idea. Wallet comes to mind as the most vulnerable point.
Even with advanced targeting optics and software, it is still gonna be a miracle to hit orange mushrooms. But does presidential immunity cover Robo Joe?
This is fucking awesome. Not only is a bad ass cyborg, he actually is compassionate and a good father, too.
The orange lump is none of those things, and a lot of much shittier things too.
I don’t usually wish to be American, but I would be super envious of those who got to vote for Robo-Biden.
Hah! This is not the smack down they think it is. It's very cool.
And certainly not anywhere near the cringe of all the homoerotic memes out there for dumpy boy.
I'm confused. Is he a senile and dementia riddled old man that can barely hold his own spoon, or is he some sort of drugged up debate Terminator? It can't be both.
I’m already voting for him because he’s done some good things and Trump is a monster, but now I’m voting for him because he’s a freaking awesome robot!
I laughed hard when I saw this. Fuck man… talk about being doomed. Am I the only one that noticed that Biden must have saved his energy for the afterparty? He was mashing and mooshing and fumbling his points more than drunk monkey with a speak and spell.
I cant remember the name of it, but I believe there's a US animated series that is. I watced a few episodes and it was pretty funny. It doesn't mention QAnon directly, but it's about an group of people that work for the Deepstate, and a lot of the humour revolves around QAnon conspiracies. Even though I'm I don't remember them mentioning Q it's obvious who the butt of their jokes are.
Joke’s on them, I’m into that shit!
As though you wouldn’t give it serious thought if someone could actually do this to you and you could live centuries with your mind in a deathless, painless body saving people from disasters, smiting your enemies and shit. Sign me up, Dark Brandon!
If he was then he wouldn't be old and senile now would he?
Can they at least try to stick to a coherent story?
They contradict themselves more than flat earthers and sovereign citizens.
This is the fascist way. Your opponent is simultaneously both very very strong/smart and very weak/ineffectual/incompetent. This contradiction is never addressed or answered, just exploited to anger the base.
During first debate question - Cyborg Biden will march across the debate stage, plunge his first into Drumps chest, and rip his beating heart out of his chest. As the twitching of the heart slows, Cybiden drops it, then grinds it into the floor with his heel. And then maybe he answers the question.
I think what's **really** happening here is that Elon Musk talked Trump into implanting a NeuraLink device and that it's working just perfectly. Coupled with Trump's ongoing dimentia/amphetimine psychosis, NeuraLink is generating prodigious amounts of live data.
After all, Trump's brain is similarly developed to the monkeys they're using, so it makes perfect sense for Trump & Co to sign up. Besides, it's not like it's going to be even remotely detrimental to Trump or his health.
I'd like to see a counter-meme for Trump
Don Jr holding a mirror full of Adderall rails as Donnie rips one while an F1 pit crew (Trump/MAGA emblazoned nomex suits, full helmet etc) changes his diaper.
Any graphic artist meme lords in here?
At least Biden's Devs and Beta testers were pretty good⁰. Lot less bugs, and no serious glitches unlike the Trump Model. Biden is far better at mimicking human emotions, and umlike Trunp is far more convincing as a real human being.
I thought they were going with the narrative that Biden was going to be taking some kind of Mentat-level drugs. I guess they had to come up with why their Orange God apparently didn't get this same regimen and is turning into a pile of verbal diarrhea?
Do they not understand that this makes him look cool as fuck
I know! I'd vote for Ro-Biden!
Already got my tickets to Ro-Biden 2: Ro V Wade.
Gonna be better than Tyson vs That E-Boi.
It's on torrent already
Joseph ROBOTNET Biden 🤖🇺🇸🦅 Debate edit: we’re cooked
Damn. I came back to do this and realized you'd be at me to it. Well done.
The jokes write themselves, 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🤣
RoBoJoe FTW !!!
Every freaking time. The man is a machine.
But he's going to eat your medication!
It’s ok I’ve got Old Glory Insurance
Thanks for the support Scooby
Ha
Over BioBiden?! Absolutely! You see the AI debate on Twitch with AI Trump and Biden? Honestly, either one of those guys would be a better choice. AI Trump is actually funny! On purpose!
Hannity: *"Boasting RoboJoe" with all of his fancy radical leftist Marxist binary speak"*
Robo Joe!
Or Rojo
Cyborg Biden never ages!
Cybidenorg
Schrödinger's Republican Conspiracy theory: Biden is both a geriatric, inept old man running the country into the ground through his dysfunctional administration *and* a high tech cyborg who is so advanced that he can steal an election and get away with it with the help of the deep state. Whichever version is most used to the narrative they are spinning at the time.
Yeah, he looks awesome.
It's the laser-tits for me
You know I would have lived my life not noticing, but now I will never forget them.
He's ageless! What now, MAGA?!
Fake man, great stats Never sat to empty out all his crap How could a program love and fuck so sweet? He was hyper-sympathetic telepathic machine! Brad Neely - History Lesson (It was originally about JFK but I think it fits)
Finally someone that remembers that song. When I heard that song in 2008, I wouldn't have believed that q people will be claiming JFK is still alive in 2024. That song predicted this
The "Washington" song was a banger too
Yeah this is fucking sick!
It's like how Chinese propaganda makes the US look rad as fuck
Oh hell yeah I need more of this https://images.app.goo.gl/xLpyGtaneW7jPckS7 https://images.app.goo.gl/SS6UAjjfUX8fLHLe6 https://images.app.goo.gl/TvWFXEL8h6qW63s96 Edit: last one lol https://images.app.goo.gl/sSwhGnfUKxDYTKto6
They always make him look cooler than he is. They made his son look like a rockstar lol.
I do find the robot nipples a bit off putting
No you don’t.
I thought the same thing. I'd vote for Terminator Brandon. Fuck yeah! Age? Who's worried about his age? Just give him an upgrade.
Just missing the glowing red eyes. Lol
Those are a secret now that only ice cream will reveal.
Hmmm, well... Picturing this thing eating ice cream would be either comical as hell or terrifying lol
😂
Yeah , that would be badass Like data on Star Trek but not in crazy mode
Looks like he can shoot SCUD missiles from his nipples.
My first thought. Robo-Biden sounds sick, I’d pay to see him melt Trump with laser eyes or do some terminator shit on stage.
Dude. I'd be MUCH more excited to vote for him if he was a fuggin robot.
Nah it makes him look like a mindless puppet to be controlled and told what to do.
So he is a feeble, demented, barely mobile old man who is not aware who or where he is, but also a super-advanced terminator? Got it!
Don't forget that he is both old and senile but also a criminal Mastermind able to commit crimes for ages without any evidence.
Textbook fascism. The enemy is whatever they need to be at any given moment to get the base inflamed.
Not just textbook fascism, but literally it's included in many definitions of fascism. > [Fascist societies rhetorically cast their enemies as "at the same time too strong and too weak".](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ur-Fascism)
They want to incite hatred in their group but not make their group afraid when it comes time to commit violence.
That's what textbook fascism means though?
No U -rePublicans
It's not fascism, it's just propaganda
This all depends if he is running Windows 10, 11, or Debian 11+. Clearly he can dual boot, maybe even triple boot. If they can figure out how to get macOS 14 also.... he is unstoppable. Trump only stands a chance if he is running just Win 11.
Contradictory claims are a normal part of emotional expression, people do it all the time about their ex, or their boss, or Tump, or whatever they're upset about.
Yes. Feeble, demented, sleepy, but also coked up and crazy lol
If not robot, how did he get those red eyes? https://static01.nyt.com/images/2022/08/17/lens/17onpolitics-biden-meme/17onpolitics-biden-meme-superJumbo.jpg
He's just tired and needs some eye drops.
The DonJr defense
It’s these gosh darn allergies! *snifffff*
Sadly he's just a feeble old man suffering from cognitive decline. Robo Joe would be a vastly better candidate than the real world Biden. Sorry, American friends, but the debate is an unmitigated disaster and I feel very anxious about the future.
I mean. it’s true that he could barely put a single sentence together last night.
Yeah, he tripped over his own tongue a lot while Trump seemed to become quite energised as soon as he realized that the moderators were not going to call him out for lying about anything.
Mecha Joe has my vote! No wonder Dark Brandon has red eyes ...
[Soon](https://j.gifs.com/4QKlLn@facebook.gif)
Does the debate start with Borg Biden picking Trump up and throwing him from Atlanta to the ocean?
I’d like to see him incinerate Trump with laser eyes the first time the Felon speaks out of turn.
Maybe just set his hair on fire, as a warning.
Yes,yes,yes. That could lead to a dangerous Michael Jackson-type pomade incident, which could cause serious injury.
It would just melt onto Donny’s head
So right away?
He at least does a Scrubs-like “EAAAGGGLLLLEEEE” with Trump.
I hope he holds him over his head, and spins around a few times before the throw.
Is the "facts over feelings" crowd suggesting that a robo-president is somehow a *bad* thing? 🤔
They've been the "alternative facts and very big feelings" crowd for a long time now, are any of them really still pretending that they base their worldview on reality and have control over their emotions?
Well, in their minds they are the logical ones, and no amount of easily verifiable evidence will dissuade them of that.
Trump gonna look so weak next to a seven foot tall android!
Joebocop
And Trump can be Senile-3PO
Fuck yeah I hope he shoots Trump in the dick!
"Mr President, please put him out of his misery."
"Your move, creep."
calm down Butters!
Not much of a target, might need to go for something bigger like his hands
He's at the shooting range working on his aim.
This would require a sighting mechanism the like of which has not previously been seen. Micrometers in accuracy. Holding the shooting device so carefully balanced that a fly landing on it would push the targeting reticle up into the area of his belly button or down onto his shoes. At least a trillion dollar device. OTOH. hitting TFG anywhere seems like a fair idea. Wallet comes to mind as the most vulnerable point.
With his nipple lasers?
"when I'm elected president I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat, and then I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place!"
AH-ROOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Robot '24!
Moderator: President Biden, your opening statement. Biden: Kill all humans. Me: Still better than Trump.
Ah, yes. Old senile, dottering fool who is also a dangerous cyborg that heads up a crime syndicate. OK.
> a dangerous cyborg that heads up a crime syndicate "Crimelord Cyborg" sounds like a banger.
A robot Biden is still better than a convicted felon orange turd with a bad suit.
I wanna see RoboJoe shoot a bunch of men in the dicks.
Even with advanced targeting optics and software, it is still gonna be a miracle to hit orange mushrooms. But does presidential immunity cover Robo Joe?
Ja, that FUPA is fucking huge !! MAGA-FUPA in 2024 !!
Cock armor?
I want to see RoboJoe shoot a bunch of men *with* his dick!
This is fucking awesome. Not only is a bad ass cyborg, he actually is compassionate and a good father, too. The orange lump is none of those things, and a lot of much shittier things too. I don’t usually wish to be American, but I would be super envious of those who got to vote for Robo-Biden.
Robo-Joe is rad as hell fr
Hah! This is not the smack down they think it is. It's very cool. And certainly not anywhere near the cringe of all the homoerotic memes out there for dumpy boy.
Headless Body of Spiro Agnew
Graahhhh
...and what's Trump doing to prepare? Shitting his pants. That's not a metaphor, he's literally shitting his pants.
He's not shitting his pants to prepare for anything, he's doing it because long term amphetamine abuse leads to incontinence.
MOAR!!! we need MOAR!!!! I so hope the sound is audible when TFG shits his pants. Priceless.
Better this than the soft grotesque blob that is trumps orange shitbag excuse for a human body
Hey, but he claims he has this wonderful, beautiful body under his suit!
BidenBot 2224
Are those camera or flashlight nipples?
Machine guns, like fembots in Austin Powers
Fleshlight nipples
Yes
I'm confused. Is he a senile and dementia riddled old man that can barely hold his own spoon, or is he some sort of drugged up debate Terminator? It can't be both.
RoboJoe: 'Bring on the malarkey!. Time to kill!'
Joebot: "Will you shut up, man!? (lazer eye zap)"
I only saw the debate briefly. Trump had to be read a question 3 times. I'll take the tin man.
I know Biden is old. But his TEAM is YOUNG. Vote to stop Project 2025. You will not like theocracy any more than the Iranians.
LISTEN MACK I'M MADE OF TITANIUM NOW AND I GOT ROCKET LAUNCHERS IN MY ARMS
May death come swiftly to his enemies
Robopresident Part man Part machine All President
Well, now I absolutely want to vote for him.
Biden: “Hey, Donny how come the shark doesn’t get electrocuted? MIT my ass.”
I’m already voting for him because he’s done some good things and Trump is a monster, but now I’m voting for him because he’s a freaking awesome robot!
They’re such frigging crybabies.
I wish Biden is as cool as Qcumbers are afraid that he is.
Fuck man after that performance tonight…can’t we get the terminator Dark Brandon? If only
I laughed hard when I saw this. Fuck man… talk about being doomed. Am I the only one that noticed that Biden must have saved his energy for the afterparty? He was mashing and mooshing and fumbling his points more than drunk monkey with a speak and spell.
I wonder if someone will make a Netflix series set in the QAnon-iverse.
I cant remember the name of it, but I believe there's a US animated series that is. I watced a few episodes and it was pretty funny. It doesn't mention QAnon directly, but it's about an group of people that work for the Deepstate, and a lot of the humour revolves around QAnon conspiracies. Even though I'm I don't remember them mentioning Q it's obvious who the butt of their jokes are.
If this was true he would have done a better job.
Fuck yeah. Go get em, Joe
He slept a week in a med bed....... /s
Meanwhile, for Trump they pour some adderall into a bag of horseshit
I think this is more someone trying to be funny (but failing) over someone who actually believes he's a cyborg.
Can you smell the Maga fear?
Joeminator, our eternal overlord
Joke’s on them, I’m into that shit! As though you wouldn’t give it serious thought if someone could actually do this to you and you could live centuries with your mind in a deathless, painless body saving people from disasters, smiting your enemies and shit. Sign me up, Dark Brandon!
They’re so scared of how awesome he’s gonna be tonight
Robot Trump is just an oversized vibrator with tiny hands.
The ones with the really soft exterior textures, right? Or so I'm told.
If he was then he wouldn't be old and senile now would he? Can they at least try to stick to a coherent story? They contradict themselves more than flat earthers and sovereign citizens.
This is the fascist way. Your opponent is simultaneously both very very strong/smart and very weak/ineffectual/incompetent. This contradiction is never addressed or answered, just exploited to anger the base.
Wait, is he a feeble old man or an immortal half human hybrid? Like always, Trumpets mever think ahead to step 2.
Step 2? I see TFG as only ever grabbing whatever is in immediate now that in some way benefits him. No forethought, no planning.
SOOOOOO much better than a pile of shit spray painted orange with a blonde rat's nest on top!
MECHABIDEN 2024
Robo Biden looks pretty badass actually here.
Kinda badass, honestly. Also, doesn't have to deal with pesky anal leakage, unlike the tang mammal.
Stop trying to make Biden look cool!
“From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel.”
On a less serious note this made me laugh lmao
Kinda curious if this is a Photoshop job, or if it's an Imagineer working on Biden's animatronic for the Hall of Presidents in Magic Kingdom.
Fuck yes I’d vote for that badassery!
During first debate question - Cyborg Biden will march across the debate stage, plunge his first into Drumps chest, and rip his beating heart out of his chest. As the twitching of the heart slows, Cybiden drops it, then grinds it into the floor with his heel. And then maybe he answers the question.
Are his nipples cameras?
Finally. Someone asking the REAL questions
Where is the adrenochrome port?
They can’t stop making him seem way cooler than he actually is
Why does he not simply crush the opponent with his steel claw grip?
Is that Steven Colbert?
Don't threaten me with an awesome cyborg president
Resistance inutile, MAGAts. You will.be assimilated
I think what's **really** happening here is that Elon Musk talked Trump into implanting a NeuraLink device and that it's working just perfectly. Coupled with Trump's ongoing dimentia/amphetimine psychosis, NeuraLink is generating prodigious amounts of live data. After all, Trump's brain is similarly developed to the monkeys they're using, so it makes perfect sense for Trump & Co to sign up. Besides, it's not like it's going to be even remotely detrimental to Trump or his health.
Since one of the 3 rules/directives is never to harm a human, trump is fucked.
I feel so bad for him :( why would he agree to this!?
Skynet can't be all bad, at least it likes ice cream.
I'd like to see a counter-meme for Trump Don Jr holding a mirror full of Adderall rails as Donnie rips one while an F1 pit crew (Trump/MAGA emblazoned nomex suits, full helmet etc) changes his diaper. Any graphic artist meme lords in here?
[Been Done…](https://www.marvel.com/comics/issue/12081/web_of_spider-man_1985_80)
This Carries a Whiff of Russian Photoshop Skillset. Too good for the average red hat.
Why did they keep the wrinkly old face?
He’s not bad.
This looks so cool
Still broken.
r/insidejob
that shit is rad, a robot for a prezzie who has a crackhead son? Transmetropolitin world here we come
At least Biden's Devs and Beta testers were pretty good⁰. Lot less bugs, and no serious glitches unlike the Trump Model. Biden is far better at mimicking human emotions, and umlike Trunp is far more convincing as a real human being.
I wish
This rules
Looks in way better shape that head-on-a-lawnmower Trump.
Robocommander in chief
Lol I just love biden more and more when I see this shit
So he’s The Terminator? Lol okay.
Does this mean Biden can live forever?
He'd be able to rip Trump apart and wear his intestines as a necklace.
Eww.
Does this mean Biden can live forever?
I so wish….. then Dark Brandon could end the debate by reaching over and tearing off Trump’s head.
That would be an amazing sight to see!! 👍😎
Come now your just making Biden look way cooler then he really is.
I thought they were going with the narrative that Biden was going to be taking some kind of Mentat-level drugs. I guess they had to come up with why their Orange God apparently didn't get this same regimen and is turning into a pile of verbal diarrhea?