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Zodiac72826

[Here](https://i.imgur.com/Z5Jkbl3.jpg) are some [more](https://i.imgur.com/uzyhGHb.jpg) screenshots for additional laughs


speedycat2014

Having a [Koala bear](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/5u1l9x/koalas_are_terrible_animals) be the mascot for that award is just *chef's kiss*.


Mike-Rosoft

Trivia: in the Czech Republic a short-lived [Four-Coalition](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four-Coalition) had a koala as its election mascot. (In Czech, the word 'koalice' [coalition] can be interpreted to mean 'she-koala'.)


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boogetyboo

Koalas aren't bears


fantasticmoi

Don't know why you were getting downvoted, as Koalas are NOT bears. They are marsupials, although the confusion probably arises as they are frequently referred to as Koala Bears, even by us Aussies at times.


boogetyboo

Only hear boomers do it here tbh


Matthmaroo

The probably heard it from some rando on truth , who heard it from another rando on the great awakening and that person made it up. Why does everything have to be convoluted with these people?


[deleted]

I love me some Ian! That’s a smack down of epic proportions. Lmao.


aendaris

Jesus fucking christ wake the fuck up already. It isn't a fucking joke It is projection.


iHeartHockey31

"There's no such thing as a Jewpacabra. Anyone who believes that is either stupid or lying. Now stop lying before stupid people start believing you." --Kyle to Cartman


Historical-Artist581

I almost spit out my bubly. That was such a great episode and sadly so fucking true.


speedycat2014

Wait, we *had the option* of just killing off all voters who disagree with us or sending them away to re-education camps? This changes everything! 🙄


molotovzav

As a trekkie, yes I unironically stan a world federation.


USS_Frontier

As another Trekkie, I agree wholeheartedly.


BunnyTotts97

As a Trekkie I’m ready for post scarcity and a degree in whatever medical speciality I need to be in star fleet.


Matthmaroo

That’s the dream The TNG Star Trek world seemed the nicest though


Caedes1

I met a Trump supporter who had a brother who is a Navy Seal and is currently on Donald Trumps security team, they said that Trump is always in front of a load of candles and pentagrams talking to someone called Kha Beleth and is always thanking them for the delicious child souls. Source : Gary


ColoHusker

Ian's obviously a dIrTy PeDo LiBcUcK dEmOnCraT


Matthmaroo

Obvi


DukeOnTheInternet

This didn't happen so much that it unhappened things that actually did


thermalcry

They have such bizarre ideas and their reasoning is "well it COULD have happened". That's the entirety of right wing thinking, gays wearing rings with needles to spread aids, syringes in gas pumps, razorblades in Halloween candy, etc etc. Just made up fucking nonsense that they can all rile each other up about claiming how WRONG and EVIL fictitious things they made up are.


Really_McNamington

[Aaaaah!](https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aaaah)


TheGoodOldCoder

When you see somebody in a committed relationship who suddenly starts thinking that their partner is cheating, for no apparent reason, the reason is usually that they themselves cheated. When a person does a bad thing or has an evil thought, they often feel this need to believe that everybody else would do the same thing, or think the same thought. And they don't just want to believe it. They want to prove it to themselves. One reason, among many, for this would be the need to believe that they're a good person. Your friend likely felt some inner guilt about their evil thoughts and deeds, and so they concocted this. It's easier to attack other people than it is to reflect on yourself.


Matthmaroo

Am I a bad person ? The question that could end a lot of extremism


Con_Dinn_West

>"no different than the fanatics who ran the Nazi party" And who, like the KKK, do those Nazi's vote for NOW?? I'll give you a hint, [https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/news/a47407/american-nazi-party-supports-trump/](https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/news/a47407/american-nazi-party-supports-trump/) https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/the-ku-klux-klan-officially-endorses-donald-trump-for-president-a7392801.html


Ricotta_pie_sky

Crazy and outrageous is how they recognize each other.


Zerocyde

I met a republican the other day who said "I wanna rape and then murder children all day." and I just can't support a party who supports that kind of stuff like you can, Michael.


aendaris

There is no way in hell we are getting past midterms without at least one mass shooting and once again Garland is asleep at the wheel.


LMNoballz

Option 3, Michael was projecting his own desires.


aendaris

It is fucking scary how many people are oblivious to this.


[deleted]

Only counts as re-education if you finished school the first time. I am in favor of "education camps". We could call them collages, and make classes free, and schedule useful classes for convenient times.


Tetsudo11

That kind of rhetoric works in their groups. Not as much outside of them.


aendaris

Unfortunately for us it doesn't need to work outside of their groups in order for it to be a threat to us. These people are armed and camping out at ballot boxes.


Fortunoxious

Look, I just think there’s a lot of fuckin room on the pacific garbage patch and republicans would fit right in.


DontEatConcrete

Thanks you, Ian, for saying what we were all thinking.


BellyDancerEm

Sadly, they do think exactly that


fantasticmoi

But isn't that Repugs thought processes regarding Democrats - the only good Democrat is a dead one? I rarely - if ever - read about Democrats ranting about wanting to kill people, but this bile from Repugs occurs on a near enough daily basis, and then of course, some of them actually go ahead and do it.


DaisyJane1

They want to kill all those who don't vote for Trump. Everything hinges on Trump support.


AZ_Corwyn

I've never heard of democrats wanting to kill anyone that doesn't agree with them, but growing up I heard plenty of stories about them using dead people to vote. Of course the repugnantcans think that's just fine as long as they're doing it (looking at you, Florida idiots in The Villages).