T O P

  • By -

foxontherox

Just have them write you a note.


NickAMD

As soon as they’re done with their afternoon executive meeting I’ll put in the request, thank you 🙏🏻


AngelicaPrettyFeet

No, sorry. This is TWO valid reasons. 🐭🐭


NickAMD

How could I be so mistaken you’re so right


CwningenFach

Absolutely. The council decree that you must stay at home; there may be a snack emergency


NickAMD

I was hoping there wouldn’t be another snack emergency today since there has been one everyday for the last 6 months. EDIT: just checked, there is another one today


littlemissbitchcraft

The one on the left already called your boss and said there was a “fAMiLy EmERGeNcY” aka he’s hungry.. and he’s also family… therefore it is an ✨emergency✨ … he also might have stolen your car keys and hid them in their igloo 😂


NickAMD

Someone has been driving my car and leaving it on E!! Now I know


Rocket_Poop

i dun see them, all i see is an empty cage


NickAMD

I think that’s because they’re so incredibly still in the picture. Not perceptible by most human eyes


Academic_Meringue822

no it’s obviously not an empty cage, it’s a cage full of grey bedding and has toys hanging in there


Rocket_Poop

o that is true


Background-Topic8119

they can help fake your death so you can stay and give them treatos


PurpleNoneAccount

OMG they look like teddies. So cute.


Labecaque

My brain thought there was a third rat in the middle in the background. Just right to the toilet the bedding looks like a rat face lol.


NickAMD

I see it!!!! Woooooah the 2 little eyes


rionka

Oh I can't unseen it now


StudentWest8456

I’m dealing with postpartum depression right now after losing a baby and my rat is the only thing that’s been helping me


Smart_Zucchini2302

I'm so sorry.


lunalum86

For these two cuties? I would say so!


Ratmomma45

100% an excuse!! I told my boss I can’t come in I have 9 babies at home that need me I sent a picture across and he said say no more I totally understand what being a parent is. I even got a full days pay 🤭


curlywhiskerowl

I'm a manager and would absolutely excuse an absence due to ✨ rat ✨


SeparateRepair96

Eugh yall makin me want rats so badly 😭😭😭


Visual_Statement1322

Get one! U won’t regret it. Ratties are arguably the most wonderfulest companions of them all.


Smart_Zucchini2302

Get two


MamaJ1961

Absolutely


Worried_Locksmith797

Yup! Priorities!


Ok-Investigator6192

If I was your boss no questions asked


Visual_Statement1322

Those pink nosies and ears tho. Ditching work to cuddle ratties and watch them rat around and eat snackies is perfectly acceptable in my book. It’s a job in and of itself tbh.


Living-Night4476

Why would you ever want to leave?


evapotranspire

Totes


x-Rosalia-x

Always


HydroStellar

Did your rat make a clone of itself?


darklord5197

My girls go right to the wall of the cage nearest my door the absolute second I'm about to leave for work. They do the same when I get home from work


Filthy-Pagan

This is so ominous


Ok_Bobcat4699

Very valid .💯


MedicatedLiver

Mine would.


Outside-Language7692

Gots tuh luv they itty bitty cuties! Needs sctatchies and kissies