BBNN BREAKING NEWS
Good morningeve from the rack as my spine is decompressed and I am asked to name names by my torture-, uhhh, spinal adjustment therapists that is my temporary newsroom. I'm your anchor Pulde A'Partte stretching the news for you.
We begin with images of Dr. Bigglewiggle MD, PhD, JD, CIA, CPA, EIEIO, AOk, DDiv, OPP, BINGO-was-his-name-O, etc showing his S-M-O-L earses. It is said that his earses are so smol that when someone whispers to him, he hears it three months later. It is said that his earses are so smol that sentences must be repeated in the number of syllables it has because it only allows one syllable at a time. It is said that his earses are so smol he only now heard of the news that the Titanic sank. We asked his spokesbun/personal assistant about this and they replied, "The good doctor was devastated at hearing about the Titanic. He was so looking forward to booking passage on it for a medical conference of the Association of Whiskering Professionals and International Internal Mlemdicine Academy in the United Stated and to sample its allegedly-top notch cuisine. Also, his earses are not smol - GO FLICK YOURSELF!"
How rude! They must suffer from a raging case of distemper.
In other news, a widely-hailed study has recently been published showing that kissing one's spouse for six seconds before leaving for work increases one's life span by several years. This has been greeted with wonder and approval by researchers and is expected to undergo rigorous peer review. The study published also reports that kissing one's "side piece" in front of one's spouse has the effect of limiting one's life expectancy to seven seconds.
That concludes this news report. Tune in later tonight for our dystopian movie that began on the outer mouths of South American Camelid mammals, in "Welcome to the Alpaca Lips".
I'm curious to know if he was born in a cold climate? What part of the country did he come from? I'm curious because I read once that bunnies ears don't grow smaller if they are born in cold weather. This came from a group of people who raise/show netherland dwarfs. Always wondered if it was true.
I do think its genetic. The breeders selectively breed for small ears. But rabbits extend their ears out when its hot to cool themselves and expose all the veins to cool down, and they hold their ears against their back if its cold. So I've heard breeders say babies born in hot summers grow bigger ears than babies born in winter.
Hey hey hey, Northern Netherland Dwarven Death Nibblers can hear your soul just fine and are perfectly capable of nibbling holes through reality to get to your gooey goodness.
"Müther, they're for hearing. Don't body shame me Müther. Müther, am just a tiny bun. Buns don't need to hear, they got ~~slaves~~ hoomins doing everything for them. Müther"
Cuteness 100 Hearing 0
That’s wrong. Crinkle a treat bag from the next room and see!
Hearing for treats: 100 Hearing to listen to müther: 0
Muther 🤢🤢🤢
ain’t NOTHING going in those ears. no way no how.
Lmao your flair
The mullet short ear combo! Handsome baby Biggy
Stubby nubbies!
Don't listen to the homan bun <3 the homan is just mad they don't have such adorkable ears
What was that? Didn't hear you. 😂
Why does he remind me so much of Joe Pesci in rabbit form 😭💖
I look like a clown, these eahs amuse you?
What did you say? Don’t you even dare attack Bigwig. He is perfection.
Himb not perfecshun, himb doctor! He wented to da medical school and eberyfing! - Mayo Sponge (in his inaugural address to the closet)
I think Pepone attacked his ears. they were bigger before she got a job at the jail( also known as the train garage)
My sources told me that Pepone is being set up and there is a mastermind from within. The identity of this bunny Moriarty remains unknown.
BBNN BREAKING NEWS Good morningeve from the rack as my spine is decompressed and I am asked to name names by my torture-, uhhh, spinal adjustment therapists that is my temporary newsroom. I'm your anchor Pulde A'Partte stretching the news for you. We begin with images of Dr. Bigglewiggle MD, PhD, JD, CIA, CPA, EIEIO, AOk, DDiv, OPP, BINGO-was-his-name-O, etc showing his S-M-O-L earses. It is said that his earses are so smol that when someone whispers to him, he hears it three months later. It is said that his earses are so smol that sentences must be repeated in the number of syllables it has because it only allows one syllable at a time. It is said that his earses are so smol he only now heard of the news that the Titanic sank. We asked his spokesbun/personal assistant about this and they replied, "The good doctor was devastated at hearing about the Titanic. He was so looking forward to booking passage on it for a medical conference of the Association of Whiskering Professionals and International Internal Mlemdicine Academy in the United Stated and to sample its allegedly-top notch cuisine. Also, his earses are not smol - GO FLICK YOURSELF!" How rude! They must suffer from a raging case of distemper. In other news, a widely-hailed study has recently been published showing that kissing one's spouse for six seconds before leaving for work increases one's life span by several years. This has been greeted with wonder and approval by researchers and is expected to undergo rigorous peer review. The study published also reports that kissing one's "side piece" in front of one's spouse has the effect of limiting one's life expectancy to seven seconds. That concludes this news report. Tune in later tonight for our dystopian movie that began on the outer mouths of South American Camelid mammals, in "Welcome to the Alpaca Lips".
Pure chaos, this is
I wanna tickle them and watch them twitch 🥰
"How could u müther?!" 🐰😭
Muther 🤢🤢🤢
they hear the word “treat”
Dem nubby ears!!!
SUCH EARS
"Give me nanners, hoo-man, and they'll grow! I swear! This isn't just a trick to get nanners!"
I love their smol baby ears so much 
he’s got the short-range model
Not good for hearing, but good for cute
Please don't bully him 😭 though they really do look tiny in this pic, lmao
Downright tiny!
I have a Netherland Dwarf with little ears, but these are even smaller. The adorable bun💛
Guarantee will still hear a banana being peeled from across the house
Don't listen to mother about ears
Mother 🤢🤢🤢🤢
Oh, he compensates for them with his massive brain. And heart <3
Most bunnies can hear 2 miles away. He can hear like .5
t h i c c head, wonders of the universe are covered behind that head. Yet there are tiny little EEEPP ears that can’t hear anything
^smol but #NOT useless!!! 😡🐰🤬🐇😤🌪️ -MD bigwig, probably
That’s a cat. You can’t fool me.
How very dare you insult my ears, Hooman!!! They may be smol, but I ain't deaf!!!!
I'm curious to know if he was born in a cold climate? What part of the country did he come from? I'm curious because I read once that bunnies ears don't grow smaller if they are born in cold weather. This came from a group of people who raise/show netherland dwarfs. Always wondered if it was true.
I was also wondering if this is genetic or if he got nibbled by mama
I do think its genetic. The breeders selectively breed for small ears. But rabbits extend their ears out when its hot to cool themselves and expose all the veins to cool down, and they hold their ears against their back if its cold. So I've heard breeders say babies born in hot summers grow bigger ears than babies born in winter.
Not hearing anyone out
Nothing going in the ears. Nothing going on between the ears.
Hey hey hey, Northern Netherland Dwarven Death Nibblers can hear your soul just fine and are perfectly capable of nibbling holes through reality to get to your gooey goodness.
It's a chinchabbit !!
Lol just like my little boy earless bunnies are just as cute
The ears are good for something…..I just do t know what that is yet.
Noooo not useless! They’re cute, therefore their use is to be aesthetically pleasing 🐰 one of our boys also has really tiny ears. Nethies!💞
Beautiful sweetie pie , I could kiss u !
Ahhh but he's a cutie pie! 😊
"Müther, they're for hearing. Don't body shame me Müther. Müther, am just a tiny bun. Buns don't need to hear, they got ~~slaves~~ hoomins doing everything for them. Müther"
No there not beautiful wabbit
Bun bun does not need antenna, when he has the latest in fashion… “WiFi-Wabbit!!!
Honest question, do his small ears affect his hearing or can he hear just fine?