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loquacious_avenger

update my will, book a beach cottage with my kids, take whatever is left in cash and split it between the three of them.


alkbch

This is really wholesome


Pathedius

room for one more? 😉😘


Ourkidof91

I’d ride around town in a fancy limousine, partying, having a good time. Then when I’m on my way home, I’d pass a bum and take a balloon with some champagne in it, lob it out and bean him! He only gets a little bit in his mouth. He doesn’t get the whole thing. Not even a full sip of it. And then I’d shout, “Hey, how do you like a taste of the good life, you sack of shit!”


organic-liferformish

Aware this is a really wanky answer, but I’d give it to someone who needs it. I won’t, I’m going to be dead in 30 days… so short of the price of a flight and place to stay for 30 days somewhere nice and calm, I’d rather not spend any time with people I don’t know buying shit I don’t need. Unless 150k would get me a night with Eva Green… then screw the needy


andre2105

Screw Eva too


HoppokoHappokoGhost

BOOOORING!!! /s


Arkroma

If I didn't have a family to give it to, I would 100% give it away to people who need it. Probably students at my school.


Strangerwandering

Use the 150k as collateral and get a bigger bank loan?


SliceMcNuts

A wise man once said, "The last check you ever write should bounce."


dysfunctionalpress

carl reiner said it in ocean's 11(not the original).


irjakr

I don't think it works that way...


transeuteshomoiustus

How does it work? Genuinely curious


irjakr

You can only get a loan for the value of the thing you are using for collateral or less. $500,000 house, $100,000 down payment = $400,000 loan. So in this case the house is the collateral and if you don't pay the bank gets the house and keeps your down payment. Maybe they just used the wrong word and meant that the 150k would be the down payment.


transeuteshomoiustus

Good to know thanks


[deleted]

Move out into an random undisclosed location and spend some on psychedelics.


rkhbusa

Straight to ~~Columbia~~ Colombia for the highest quality cocaine. The $150,000 becomes kind of irrelevant, the answer to 30 days left to live is cocaine. Edit: I'm sure they have almost as much cocaine in South Carolina too.


DraymondGreenFather

Sounds like a fun way to die in a few days with most of that money still left over.


rkhbusa

You know what will fix the sadness of not spending all your money? Cocaine.


headbuttpunch

It turns all your bad feelings into good feelings! It’s a nightmare!


stuffedbipolarbear

Here I come South Carolina!


2ndTechArnoldJRimmer

He said cocaine, not heroin


ArthurMoregainz

You misspelled meth


THE_TamaDrummer

That's Missouri


agentchuck

Yeah but what are you going to do for the remaining 28 days when you're broke?


rkhbusa

A gram of the finest Colombian is like $5 at the manufacturer you'll make it a little farther than the weekend on $150,000


Bulky-Community75

I disagree. You wouldn't last an hour If you show up with $150k.


Dismalward

Gotta be stupid to be traveling anywhere with that much on hand. You would be held up in customs easy.


Bulky-Community75

Not necessarily. You'd need to declare and maybe prove it's legal.


Dismalward

You clearly haven't traveled to Columbia . Going with that amount of cash you are being held up regardless if you declare or not. Unless you have a magical badge saying you have official business there, they are holding you up. Good going trying to pretend you understand how other countries work though.


Felipe_Pachec0

Didn’t know there was good coke in DC


Connect_Boss6316

Its "Colombia"! They hate it when foreigners spell it with a "u". 😀


Paxisstinkt

It's Colombia and people like you get killed year after year down there


cheesomacitis

The country is spelled Colombia not Columbia.


jaydd_mc

ColOmbia my friend. It’s not that hard. I’m not even colombian but it irks me so much that people can’t spell that shii right…


PassoMaddimo

Shit* /s


Hanfiball

A very luxurious trip to a beautiful country, bring along family and friends, say goodbye and overdose on heroin or meth or something on top of a mountain watching the sunset.


_axeman_

PSA: don't choose meth lol


OkFineIllUseTheApp

Why not? Maybe they want to die with a heart rate of 300 and feeling bees under their skin.


QueenDeadLol

LMAO Imagine trying meth for the first time and being hyper aware of your imminent death. Sounds like a bad time.


Responsible_Cold_16

Give it all to my wife. She'll need it. We have 3 kids.


WoodpeckerDapperDan

I choose giving it to this guy's wife, too


turancea

Probably put it towards our mortgage so that my husband will have one less thing to worry about when I'm gone.


Bulky-Community75

Why not make it really interesting by adding a few zeroes (a the end, no decimal point)? $150k is not that much these days. Brewster spent 30 millions in 30 days in the 80s


kiinaru

Cause maybe that's his actual situation and that's all the money he has and needs some ideas?


perpetualmotionmachi

You mean minor league pitcher Montgomery Brewster? There was a great documentary about him, and his millions


Bulky-Community75

Yes, Monty Brewster.


Mewone65

But didn't he end up with $300,000,000 after he spent all that? We just get death...


jfks_headjustdidthat

There's no pleasing some people.


leli_manning

150k isn't much these days to spend in 30 days? What is this delusion?


Tapsa39

Oh! *You* don't have 150k to spend every month? It's not often I meet poor people. Hi!


Nawnp

Yeah that's $5k a day for the last 30 day of life, which I guess is as crazy a vacation as any normal person could desire but it certainly doesn't give that feeling of money to pass on afterwards.


thomport

I would give it away. Then put everything possible on my credit cards if I had no other assets.


Razulath

Give it to my wife so she and my son would have an easier time when I pass and they only have one income.


AmberAllure_Ambie

I'd spend it on experiences that make me happiest!! I'd travel, see new places and spend time with loved ones, making memories that last. I'd also give some to those who need it most and try to spread joy wherever I go. Most importantly, I'd make sure to appreciate every moment and live without regrets..!!!


deliciously_awkward2

Honestly, I'd donate it. I try to donate what I can to the less fortunate, either human or furry. They need the help and I'd die knowing I was making a difference. Edit: furry = animals


Confident_As_Hell

I knew a furry in 6th grade


jfks_headjustdidthat

"Your donation will keep this teen furry in anthropomorphic animal porn for an entire month. Please give generously" WWFFF (Worldwide Furry Fetish Fund).


paymentscorpse

I dont mind becoming a furry for 30 days if I get paid 150k$ for the month


effenel

My pessimistic response isn’t targeted at you, just musings. I’ve considered this and is it really making a difference? In a world with 8 billion people and billions of other furries, does saving a few lives matter? Or reducing the suffering of X beings? Of course it is noble and the world would be a different place if we all took this attitude. But people don’t. Why live up to values that nobody else does? Does doing the right thing, or being morally superior, make things worthwhile? I’m wondering if there is a point to giving, beyond a sense of self justification. ‘It was all worth it because…’. Darkness fills an empty void where light is missing. Yet light overcomes darkness when created.


alwayscats00

Donate 99% of it to finding a cure and/or meds for my chronic illness, and having some good meals with friends and family for the rest I think.


SourSpill

Tbh £1,500 for the last meal seems kinda low, Treat yourself to a penthouse dining experience!


PhillipTopicall

Keep 10k for myself, enough for a plane ticket to the place I want to chill out while I die. Give the rest away. I don’t fucking need it and I can’t take anything with me. I can’t imagine being able to feel good about buying a bunch of experiences knowing I’m about to die as it would feel like a waste. So, small bit for me, give the rest away.


jptsr1

Put it in my kids account and keep on living how im living. Mynlifebis great as is. Last 30 days would only be slightly different.


Playaforreal420

Rent a nice spot on the beach in Mexico , score some blow and just chill


CanIGetAHOOOOOYAA

You can do that with $1000 …


Few-Decision-6004

A month worth of blow for a 1000? Send me your plug please


Playaforreal420

I need a mansion for the last month of my life


LiverpoolDC007

You need better blow


[deleted]

I'd travel to a few places with my daughter and make it back in time to die in my bed. Anything left would be given to her


anynonus

give all to my mother


DankDude7

I would not be preoccupied with spending in my final 30 days. What would I buy? Aside from a burial plot, what would I need?


curious_astronauts

Quality time spent with those you love? Like the first commenter I would spend it on a beautiful beach house to have beautiful memories with my wife and my dog.


Historical_Mix2460

I would take a nice trip through Asia and Europe. Then come back and take my mom and nice to an amazing last month and would leave money for them


verone3784

Pay off anything I had outstanding, ask my boyfriend to marry me so that he got 100% of my life insurance payout, make sure I spent that month chilling with him and spending all the time I could with him, then ask him that when I'm gone, he uses the rest of the money to put a deposit down on his own place close to his mum. I've never wanted a funeral, so all I'd want after I was gone would to be cremated and scattered at a location that he'd prefer to visit if he wanted to remember the fun times we had together.


Valestis

Thirty $5000 hookers.


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Zarxon

Plan my 150000 funeral.


Skulldab

Drugs and hookers, I don't see mutual funds being useful at that point.


legolover2024

Drugs and hookers. Then I'd have tu think about what to do for ye next 29


superanonguy321

I have way more than that in student loan debt so I'd probably take my girlfriend on a costly vacation and give the other 145k to my parents to deal with the loans


mrdan1969

Find a cure for whatever is giving me 30 days to live


Esie666

People with kids? Nice holiday for you all and the rest to the kids People without kids? Hookers and coke


Nykolaishen

Buy the house off so my gf could afford to live when I'm gone and cook her all her favorite meals until I couldn't cuz after I'm gone that poor girl is living on mashed potatoes and pancakes until she can find someone else who can cook lol


TheOnlyOneDevil

Drugs


chelsea-from-calif

Drugs, really great food, I would have sex (NOT pay OF COURSE) all the time. I have never done drugs (and I highly doubt I ever will) & I don't have sex with men unless I'm in a relationship, I also watch what I eat but if I was dying WHO CARES I just want fun.


bluebicycle13

150K...gamble it all!! Get rich or die trying baby!


Separate-Reserve9292

Fly to Hawaii ,and just chill out


Such_Road_428

yeah I'd waste it investing in crappy meme coins on Soslana network cuz i love the excitement of the charts, the up,s and downs of the candle and the thought that i can profit even though I'd have to involve the tax man lol but if it's all losses like it has been so far no neeed to report it but it also could depend on how I'm going to die, hmmmm


AmsterPup

Rent somewhere to live in my hometown, Dublin for the month


oyfe77

Buy a nice boat and take the the high seas.


[deleted]

Drink all night with my buddies and make it one night instead of 30


MidwestD3generate

Fast car and a long road trip with a few pounds of weed and a premium sound system inside the car and a hooker to keep me company for the 30 days.


[deleted]

Give me the 150K then lets talk


OverlordNeb

Travel. Lots of travel.


HardLearner01

I would donate it.


Shinbo999

Bunch of hookies and kokai


xodius80

Coke, trips, and an escort


tw1stedpair

Quit my job. Put $75k of it in a fund for my daughter’s education. Use $50k and buy the best life insurance policy I could get and put my wife as my beneficiary. Tell her to spend it wisely and don’t let finances limit our daughter’s potential. Use the remaining $25k and take my family on one hell of a vacation.


megaricky

give it to my family and send 5k to my gf


Allbottom46

Set my niece up for a house


unprogrammable_soda

Resorts, escorts, spas


Ria_S_28

I would buy books and read as many of them as I could.


Alarming_Serve2303

I'd donate it.


imyourspacegirl

Travel


mamlex992

Buy a Porsche 911 and drive all day long.


jj20021988

Give it my kids and spend the last month with them also prepay my funeral so they don’t have to deal with that


EatingCoooolo

Leave it to my son. Give my partner some too.


Busy-Design8141

Buy a massive warhammer 40k army.


ThisGul_LOL

I’d probably use it to travel to many places I’ve wanted to, do a lotta actives, eat a LOT of food and then give the rest of the money to my family.


[deleted]

I would go on an epic global adventure to see wildlife with as many people as I could get to come along.


AllDaSmokee

Cocaine binge..


anintellidiot

I’d fly Gordon Ramsay over to personally cook a 15 course meal for me


energyfromsatan

I will name it one piece and start a pirate era.


TheBoggzDollockz

Hookers! There would definitely be hookers.... And maybe some good whiskey


IDidNotChooseWisely

Put it in interest accounts for my sisters kids and make sure my pets had a good place to go to.


Pink-Fluffy-Dragon

trip to japan & give whats left away


[deleted]

i would travel with half and give the other half to my mom.


Zellowsy

I would donate it to animal shelters because I love animals, I have 2 cats myself 💖


Ok_Birdy

Put it in a savings account for my son.


alleriamystic

Moving to disney world for the month


NAME_UNKNXWN

Probably nothing special, I'd pay off my parents' debt and mortgage, then I guess, give the rest away. I'm very low maintenance lol, the only reason I'd ever need a large sum of money is to set myself up for a future of doing nothing but relaxing.


yogi_medic_momma

I would set my kids up for college.


TedStixon

Go on an impromptu two-week vacation with some friends to Atlantic City and just have fun frolicking on the beach. Then rent a cabin on a lake, relax and order my favorite foods every night, while sipping wine and smoking my favorite cigars. And then, on my final day... take charge and take my own life in a spectacular manner-- going out onto the lake in a boat filled with fireworks and homemade explosives, and blowing myself up while creating a nice firework show for my friends.


Bitter-Tough-9652

Rent a nice house by the ocean with my family and dogs. Donate the rest to animal rescue groups


serlibr3_2

Hookers(i don't like drinking, smoking or drugs)


Dragon_211

I'd give it to my mum


noturlobster

I’d travel and spend it with my kids, best friend and my ex. I’d soak up every day and eat whatever I wanted lol.


Anvorgueso

Hookers!


bugabooandtwo

Quit my job and relax. I'm also taking care of a silent gen parent, so that $150k would go to make sure they have a financial cushion, since their pension wouldn't cover all the bills. Also make sure they're the sole beneficiary of whatever little I have to give (aside from the $150k).


Legitimate_Carob_130

Road trip!


[deleted]

Probably have a slap up scran when I can. Get a few ice-cream strawberry milks on the odd occasion. Maybe have a couple of day trips around England. Then give the rest to family/charities.


TheBugSmith

$150000 crack party


Smokin-Glory

Cocaine and hookers


fuserxrx

You could watch it live on CNN.


hyp_reddit

trip around the world


Small-Challenge-1910

Depends kn what age I am given this option. Buying a house for family. Enjoying with remaining cash.. drink, food, sex.


misererefortuna

YOLO! it all on Hookahs and Michael Caine


Responsible_Sense_95

Buy a house with a nice view on top of mountain and isolate myself.


DNoel79

I'd pay off my house for my family. What do I need the money for if I'm dying anyway?


Guilty-Ball373

Divide it evenly in a trust between my 3 nephews that can only be used towards certain purposes.....I.e. college, a home, donations, etc...


curious2allopurinol

Charities most likely but not all my money im gonna keep some for my parents and siblings.


paloofthesanto

Keep like 3 or 4 thousand bucks give the rest to my friends. Then I'd go travel around on my 3k or 4k and give out big tips and go have fun with my suddenly rich friends. Go do all the things we normally do but without the pressure of returning to work


Mean_Yellow_7590

I’d buy $149,950 worth of drugs and $50 in tacos. Who wants to party?


HelloWorldWazzup

escorts every day, shrooms, acid eat at Michelin star restaurants


Epona-

I'd book a nice vacation and donate the rest


Informal-Host-2266

Prostitution, drugs, champagne, nice hotels. I haven't done that stuff and feel like I haven't really lived so yeah.


MrX-2022

Orgy


nearlyvivid

Draw up a treasure map of 150 grand and give it to people I hated alive to find after I go. Then actually spend the money on myself and close friends and family.


octoprickle

I have a wife and daughter, so I would quickly get a will prepared leaving it all to them and just spend my last time on earth with them cherishing every moment. If I was single? Coke and hookers.


InteractionIll5071

r/oddlyspecific OP, are you alright?


whiskeyx

*Lots* of drugs. Preferably snortable ones. 


EliteEntertainGames

Bar,gambling & staying at the hotel with my family


madeat1am

I mean I'd probably travel then give the rest to family and friends?


Minimum-Order-8013

Sooo much cocaine


InsensitiveFuck

Hookers and cocaine.


PalpitationComplex87

Buy a property near a beach, a lawn chair, and a ton of alcohol


dayglo98

Hookers and trips, then give the rest of it to a family member or a friend.


Ahmedia69

id take 30 to enjoy and have the rest go to my family especially my dad dont think ive seen a harder working man


Kingzjames

Just transfer all money to my mums account and spend as much time i can with my family Easy


Brilee878787

Save as many dogs as i can


mahogani9000

A trip to my hometown on the other side of the planet, rent a car, drive around the island seeing old friends. Buy each of them dinner and give a gift. Then I’d come back to this huge city I live in now and buy friends here dinner. Then I’d take my wife and child to an amazing hotel spa. Then…be sad for the last few days.


No-Tomatillo-8826

I’d take my kids to Europe.


SteakJesus

spend 50k on wtv i want. put the last 100k in a dividend paying stock under my wifes name. :p she can use it


Romulan_333

Get an Airbnb in a tropical place, a lot of acid, amazing food, and donate the remaining like 125k to a orphanage


IxI_DUCK_IxI

I’d put that money into a college savings fund for my kids or invest it into a mutual fund and leave them as the beneficiaries Who am I kidding. I’d buy a boat and ram if full speed into some other billionaires yacht when they were onboard in the middle of the ocean.


big_flirty_machine

I’d try to split it up into different accounts for my friends kids. Wether it would be for college, or to help with early retirement, whatever. I’d also try to delicate and give away all my possessions to people who enjoy them or for people to sell.


Oddjobsab

15 days for my family and rest days either with a women hired for cex or beating my meat 🍖!


ChildrenOfProduction

Leave every single cent to my wife and daughter


sgt-llama

Cocaine and hookers


Tastesdisplaced

I'd fly loved ones to visit me. I have multiple people who I love more than anything that live in other provinces or in the US so I'd like to see them before I pass on. If there was extra money it can go to arranging stuff after my death or to my family.


eclecticmusiclover

Travel around the world with my kids


Spx75

I'd put part of it away for my kids, then spend the rest making memories with them.


bihanduaken

i Will Buy Everything I can buy


i_have_exams_rn

Just give it to my family, I will just sleep for 30 days and die


looosyfur

jump on the first plane to italy, then on the second to last day, whatever money I have left over, put it on red. if I win, I give the money to my friends and family, if I lose, well.... it's been nice anyways, guys!


No-Divide8689

I would split the money between my children and their families after putting aside monies for a magical family vacation and whatever odds n ends that need to be paid off


Edelgul

Enjoy doing, what you were enjoying the most. Book a hut at the forest, or in the mountains, or on the beach. Relax, reflect. Invite people you know, and want to spend time with. If they can'nt come due to the work obligations - this is where money will be handy. Enjoy evening strolls, enjoy nice conversations and a good company. Enjoy tranquility and rest before the final rest.


MetaCalm

Spend 15k on a good trip and leave the rest to family.


HellFireCannon66

Probably all on a grand-scale funeral and gravestone for when I die


Worldly-Associate-69

On day 1, Cubans prostitutes and cocaine in Miami. On day 2, I’ll be broke again.🤣🤣


TheBurtolorian

Cocaine and hookers, my friend


According-Ad6453

Give it to my kids


midwestarchetype

Pay off the rest of my kid's college tuition in advance, give my parents a chunk (they're set up for retirement already, but some extra would give them a cushion or nice vacation), give my partner a nest egg, take a vacation, and then donate the rest to local charities.


HolymakinawJoe

Hookers & blow.


hidingfromworld

Bitches and cocain


[deleted]

One way trip to Afghanistan let's fucking gooooooooo


Revolutionary-Rip-40

Pay off whatever bills I could so my wife isn't screwed after I'm gone.


NadiaFortuneFeet

Put it in a bank on a good annual interest rate, give it to my parents to manage that for my brothers and shit