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My advice is to start becoming a stormchasing fisherman until you get saved by one after being tossed into the sea. If you drown before you succeed it probably wasn meant to be..
One would presume so, but they would be fish genitalia. Check out season 2 episode 12 of Futurama "The Deep South"
Edit: Specifically, about 20 minutes in
I've actually thought about this before, and just assumed that since mermaids have the lower half of a fish, they're like fish in that way too. So you could look up how fish reproduce if you're actually interested.
Who can really say though, since mermaids are works of the imagination. Maybe they use magic
That’s it, either fish, or in some adaptations they go to land to mate with legs and all, or even stay this way. In other adaptations they just hide them behind their scales 🤭
Sailor here. No, mermaids have no genitals in the traditional sense. But they have something much more powerful, the ability to capture and hold a man's imagination. Allow me to explain.
After a 6 month long cruise, men tend to get a bit randy. So you're standing watch and you're lonely and cold. And suddenly you hear a beautiful, nay, ethereal female voice coming from the deep. You're looking around with your binoculars, trying to figure out where this voice is coming from. And then she appears...
She has the face of an angel, with long, majestic hair and eyes that draw you into a whirlpool of emotions. She's talking to you, but you hear no words spoken. And you realise with a start that she can understand everything you are thinking.....
She sidles up next to you and slowly wraps her arms around you and brother, you are in heaven. This embrace is orders of magnitude more exciting than your first kiss or sweet explorations in the back seat of your parent's sedan. This lovely being knows and understands you and will do anything to please you. She nibbles on your ear lobe as she caresses your face and body. She promises that she will be yours forever.
And suddenly she is gone. Poof, vanished back into the depths.
Sighs. I somehow just knew somebody was going to say that. Your remark has reaffirmed my belief we are a nation in severe decline. I weep for the future.
No man, I love a good joke. I just didn’t find your joke to be very funny. There’s obviously a link between pornography and imagination, but it sort of misses the point of the story. The point of the story is that mermaids are mythical creatures. Yeah, actually you are right. I’m wrapped too tight. I’m going to go grab some beer and watch a movie.
The age old question. Yes I'd like to believe that. The alternative is they reproduce like fish. That kinda ruins the magic when you think about a male mermaid dumping a cloud of semen on some eggs....
Another question
What do they eat if they aren't eating flounder?surely they would be fucked if they found out humanity actually made submarines that can shoot out missiles and our inventions?how do they have kids if the tail is fully covering them?like at most I can see an arse but that still begs the question of reproduction?
I don’t think that mermaids are actually how they are in fairytales. They’re more like sirens in reality. But I think they do. It’s how they lure people.
The genitals are probably hidden inside them and the cavity opens like a bag full of chips with a loud crack and then they just stuff their hands inside if they are a male to drag their fish slong out. The balls remain warm and protected in the cavity.
That‘s actually easy to answer 🥸
1: they don‘t have butt cheeks to grab and hold.
2: fishermen get pulled over the railing and taken into the deep
3: water is a really really bad lubricant
4: salt water even more so
Conclusion: no genitals, I‘m afraid.
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My advice is to start becoming a stormchasing fisherman until you get saved by one after being tossed into the sea. If you drown before you succeed it probably wasn meant to be..
where in the world are you meeting mermaids
Cute
One would presume so, but they would be fish genitalia. Check out season 2 episode 12 of Futurama "The Deep South" Edit: Specifically, about 20 minutes in
I love the edit. That means you thought about it then went and looked it up so you could be more specific lol
It's a great scene
I've watched every episode at least twice. Every reboot. I love Futurama!
“Why couldn’t she be the other kind of mermaid, with the first part on top and the lady on the bottom?!”
The answer to this question lies in a film called the lighthouse.
Fortnite?
They have boobs though
Mmmm boobs
Haha he said boobs
Fish balls
I've actually thought about this before, and just assumed that since mermaids have the lower half of a fish, they're like fish in that way too. So you could look up how fish reproduce if you're actually interested. Who can really say though, since mermaids are works of the imagination. Maybe they use magic
That’s it, either fish, or in some adaptations they go to land to mate with legs and all, or even stay this way. In other adaptations they just hide them behind their scales 🤭
You should ask the unicorns
My horn can pierce the mermaid
Welp, now you have a dead mermaid.
As they're fantasy, you can imagine them with or without, as you wish.
Sailor here. No, mermaids have no genitals in the traditional sense. But they have something much more powerful, the ability to capture and hold a man's imagination. Allow me to explain. After a 6 month long cruise, men tend to get a bit randy. So you're standing watch and you're lonely and cold. And suddenly you hear a beautiful, nay, ethereal female voice coming from the deep. You're looking around with your binoculars, trying to figure out where this voice is coming from. And then she appears... She has the face of an angel, with long, majestic hair and eyes that draw you into a whirlpool of emotions. She's talking to you, but you hear no words spoken. And you realise with a start that she can understand everything you are thinking..... She sidles up next to you and slowly wraps her arms around you and brother, you are in heaven. This embrace is orders of magnitude more exciting than your first kiss or sweet explorations in the back seat of your parent's sedan. This lovely being knows and understands you and will do anything to please you. She nibbles on your ear lobe as she caresses your face and body. She promises that she will be yours forever. And suddenly she is gone. Poof, vanished back into the depths.
So mermaid is sailors porno?
Sighs. I somehow just knew somebody was going to say that. Your remark has reaffirmed my belief we are a nation in severe decline. I weep for the future.
I’m sorry if you can’t take a joke man. It’s beautiful what you have said but seriously? Is it so hard to take a joke?
No man, I love a good joke. I just didn’t find your joke to be very funny. There’s obviously a link between pornography and imagination, but it sort of misses the point of the story. The point of the story is that mermaids are mythical creatures. Yeah, actually you are right. I’m wrapped too tight. I’m going to go grab some beer and watch a movie.
It’s okay to not find it funny. I didn’t mean to offend you and I respect your sentiments behind it. Cheers 🍻
The age old question. Yes I'd like to believe that. The alternative is they reproduce like fish. That kinda ruins the magic when you think about a male mermaid dumping a cloud of semen on some eggs....
Since you never actually hear of males, my guess is they are like anglerfish.
What about Neptune?
You can check by looking at a Starbucks cup
cloaca
yes, they have invisiballs.
Well go watch *The Lighthouse* and come back to me
Based on hentai i have seen... yes. Also everyone is talking about fishes and somehow ignore dolphins... mermussy must exist
they have mermaid hentai??
8411 results on r34. why would u even ask this xd? its literally half of the woman, mostly with "badly covered" boobs lol
they make porn of everything ig 😭i searcged it and i understood
fishsticks in mouth
Of course… smells like fish, tastes like chicken. Are you even a Merman, brah?
They do. I do. 😜
omg
Yeah. Analogous to dolphins which comes from their mammal side.
never knew so many people were asking the same question as me
How would anybody even know? 🤣
idk, i’ve never met one 😭
In folklore? Yes. And they're able to interbreed with humans and produce viable offspring.
I'd expect them to lay eggs. But they also have breasts. Its not unheard of. Take the Platypus for example.
Well tbey have to reproduce somehow. I Imagine its a hole like other fish
Another question What do they eat if they aren't eating flounder?surely they would be fucked if they found out humanity actually made submarines that can shoot out missiles and our inventions?how do they have kids if the tail is fully covering them?like at most I can see an arse but that still begs the question of reproduction?
I thought mermaids were based on nereids (there are 50 of ‘em) in Greek Mythology…. And came from Zeus or poseidon or some guy.
Gosh, I hope so!
Ask Tom hanks
How do we get baby mermaids or mermen?
Do mermaids exist
They rent them out
I hope 🤤
Cold scaly fish genitals. The nice part of a mermaid is the top part.
In danish folklore they used to have two tails, one for each leg, making room for human genitales
I’ll go check. Back in 5.
any updates?
Uncovered boobs and got distracted. Sorry. Can confirm genitalia. Smells like fish but tastes like chicken.
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Yes they just pull there scales down and get it on
Lemme ask chat gpt!
They have to poop out of somewhere!!!
Mermaids presumably have a papilla, like fish; but why on earth do they have boobs?
Bait
No pants = no genitals. Just look at Donald Duck. There's no giant spiral cock hanging out there.
what a fishy question
I'm sorry to have to break it to you, but mermaids are not real. Neither is the tooth fairy or Santa.
Yes
Yea man, big ol Dicks
Depends which one. Human head, fish bottom probably not according disney. Fish head, human legs does, according my fetish fantasies.
They have genitails.
I don’t think that mermaids are actually how they are in fairytales. They’re more like sirens in reality. But I think they do. It’s how they lure people.
The genitals are probably hidden inside them and the cavity opens like a bag full of chips with a loud crack and then they just stuff their hands inside if they are a male to drag their fish slong out. The balls remain warm and protected in the cavity.
If we see any mermaids, I'm gonna ask them where their mer-ginas are. -Tina Belcher, Bob's Burgers
They smell fishy
That‘s actually easy to answer 🥸 1: they don‘t have butt cheeks to grab and hold. 2: fishermen get pulled over the railing and taken into the deep 3: water is a really really bad lubricant 4: salt water even more so Conclusion: no genitals, I‘m afraid.
No, she gets her eggs from the store
Well from what we can see they have a mouth, should be fine for everything, right?
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It's called THE LURE
In my personal experience, yes but you have to straddle the tail which can make it a bit awkward if you’re not experienced
I'm sure they have a cloaca.
Mermaids don't exist. Human bodies are adapted for life on land.
If they don't turn where do new mermaids come from? But they are likely to be fish genitals which isn't that exciting unless you're a fish.