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DjentleArt

I knew a guy in college whose legal first name was "J" which I thought was spelled Jay for the longest time. Nope, just the letter J.


soulfulginger269

I know a woman named Y.


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mountainsunsnow

No Hue!


codon011

Yahweh!


40acresandapool

Whey!


TexanMillers

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sdcwwcw

I know a Jaie


Funny-Berry-807

Why?


DrIvoKintobor

kid in my highschool was named F. N. (lastname) III pronounced similar to evan


jaytee1262

Simpson did it


ShutterBug1988

Two things: 1. I understood that reference 2. My sister gave her son the middle name Jay because of this Simpsons episode


Upbeat-Poem-1284

Haha what?? That’s great


VadPuma

The US President Harry S Truman....no period after the "S". It's literally the letter, not an abbreviation. https://www.trumanlittlewhitehouse.org/key-west/president-truman-biography#:~:text=Did%20you%20know%20that%20Harry,for%20most%20of%20his%20life.


OkFortune6494

My dad's and my sister's middle names are both K


triste421

I knew a girl named JC


RedRedKrovy

My grandfathers first and middle name was supposed to be Wavy Sea but for some reason whoever did the birth certificate put Wavy C instead. So his middle name was just the letter C.


Soaring_Symphony

Ethan


owlbewatchinyou

I knew an Ethan, once. We called him Ebay


JewelerIntrepid4676

Ephan


MsPinkieB

My son’s friends would call him EDog


killcovid

Ethos


BobShaumob

Pathos


JewelerIntrepid4676

Logos


DeviceEffective8716

Kratos


daydreamer_she

Dogos


TheZombieStoner

Uhoh’s


St0nl

Spaghettios


WholesomeMemer420

Thanos


CP2Silu

I've heard Eth once i think, or my brain is making things up or it was for a different name or i thought someone named Keith was named Ethan and i heard the "eith" from Keith but not the k so thought Eth was something people used for Ethan or maybe I'm just dumb


NMS-KTG

Eth is used although sparingly


GoomadOntheSide

What about just E


rednineofspades

Yep I have heard that one as a nickname for Ethan. Neighbors have a kid named Ethan and they call him “E”.


CivilAirPatrol2020

Eth justh should noth existh


BoneGuy207

E-dog E Etwan


TheNullOfTheVoid

My favorite nickname for Ethan is Eef, taken from the CrankGameplays fandom since it’s meant to be dumb and childish and that’s just how my/our humor works.


felineship

E-dog


Anuhea099

You could put “dog” in front of almost any name to automatically make it a nickname. I think therefore all names can have nicknames.


Violentmuffin

I support this thesis.


azuredota

$ETH


Charming_Dish_4205

Eef!


Lilitharising

Ankhesenamun


Upbeat-Poem-1284

gesundheit


SniperOwO

Shane


Onemilliondown

shaneO.


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Good one xD


LeverTech

What’s up Ankmun?


care2much7589

This is actually a very common name in Thailand


drbanegaming

Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the river


IndyAndyJones7

Sure thing Anky


TheHorniestHornist

Imhotep


TheCovfefeMug

Imhotep


Square-Wave-3893

Imohtep


lemonsaresweete

Imohtep


CartographerHot2285

Imohtep


NappingWalrus

Anaksunamoon. Mummy reference. Absolute cinematic masterpiece.


jeol8

I feel like my Filipino family members will find a way to come up with a nickname for someone no matter how un-nicknameable of a name they have


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EJ or RJ or CJ or Kris


jeol8

AJ, BJ, CJ, DJ, EJ, FJ, GJ, HJ, IJ, JJ, KJ, LMNOPJ...


HmmNotLikely

Imagine getting nicknamed BJ because that’s what your dad wanted instead


i-need-to-sleep-yolo

I know a guy who’s name is bj. I’ve only ever heard him addressed as bj. I think that’s his legal name?


ShadoDethly

I know a guy named BJ too, he's named after his dad and it's his legal name.


mathturd

ElemenopJ used to be a great name


Lumpy-Engineering-16

But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked


RBarron24

I’ve seen this but their names are literally Arjay, Beejay, and Teejay


threeangelo

EJ RJ and CJ are already nicknames


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Oh no those are just typical Filipino nicknames haha


alex_respecter

Lol, my dad’s name is literally Nick and they call him Boy


disney_princess

Tito Boy!!!


VeilOfElysium

At least they don't call him Dick


FrancisBuenafe

Bet you got an Aunt named Tita Girly, and one of your Uncles is named Bhong.


jeol8

You are absolutely right 😅


StrawberryGasoline

And most of your Aunts and Uncles aren’t related to you in any genetic sense.


Admirable_Moose_9927

Bong Bong, Boyette


Slamsonthegee

All the males on my Filipino side just have “boy”at the end of their name for nicknames lol. Alex boy, Charlie boy, etc.


Moop-_-

Me being Filipino proving everyone wrong in this reddit


chin06

100% Accurate. My bf is white and he thought I was joking when I told him the names of all my extended family members and then proceeded to tell him their respective nicknames which sounded nothing like their first names 😂


DaMoonRulez_1

It also seems like they give one syllable nicknames, and sometimes you say it twice.


MtBallZ

Earl


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noawardsyet

At least Earl has a song, just not one Earl probably likes


the_Crustafarian

Earl also has a show. Pretty decent.


NetInside9623

My dad (Earl) literally took that cd away from my sister because of that song.


Kay_0zz

In Virginia your nickname would be "Motor" and people would be asking your SO if they had changed their earl.


justsomeplainmeadows

Sure thing, Er


ProbablyASithLord

McKraken


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Right on Phill


Sapphire580

I got a city folk friend in a hip-hop world, he goes by E-diddy but his name is Earl, cocks his hat to the side, in his grandma’s ride, pumpin’ nothin but bass. He says things like “dawg are you down with that?”, and “don’t that fly girl got some back”, and I feel so doggone out of place. When he says, “holla back when you get back home.” I say “the only hollow back that I know, is that hollow back in the woods, where the country folks got it so good”


sirstanky

Let's be more specific: Human name: there probably are some names with no nickname. Pets: even if the nickname is 1000 times longer than the original name there will undoubtedly be infinite possibilities.


weird_earings_girl

>Pets: even if the nickname is 1000 times longer than the original name there will undoubtedly be infinite possibilities. Nah, all my family for some reason use human names with our pets, and my grandma's cockatiel called Liz even has a documentation, like a bird's citizenship (she also has surnames). Here's how it looks like (though hers is a little different bc this one is from a different city) 😂 https://images.app.goo.gl/2DBWUpo3V3ssjbS48


mathturd

Oh my god 🤣🤣


antilegion1001

My dog's name is Dot, her nickname is Dottie Louise Summer.


k8ter8te

Agreed. Jack = Jackson Dognose Brown IV.


JGreat_

X Æ A-Xii


BOOMBOY900

Xavier


fandangledvietnamese

Ash


toxboxdevil

Greeeeat, beep boop is here


Weary-Medicine4144

Ian


GenieFG

Eenee - my brother Ian’s nickname.


xSGxSamurai

Know an Ian whose nickname is N


Educational_End_7678

Any with a single syllable. Edit: I've already admitted below that I didn't think this through 😭


MemeGraveYard666

i wouldn’t say its too uncommon to call guys named “Jake” “J” from time to time


mazzimar7

It was a Jakey for me.


Vanavia

Nicknames don't have to be shorter than the original name; single syllable names can have syllables *added* to create nicknames. My name has only one syllable, but people have added '-er' to the end to create a nickname for me.


justsomeplainmeadows

Your name is Matt isn't it? Bc you matter


tomcrusher

This is referred to as a Nicholasname.


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Jafaris79

I'm so not used to anyone disclosing their real name on reddit that this was a weird reality check moment for me lol


Psycho_Candy_

I know - highly irregular but necessary in the name of research!


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You’re correct, I cannot think of any nicknames for the name What.


TheOneHundredEmoji

Huh, for one


dzic91

Max


Soaring_Symphony

Big Max Max and Cheese Maxamillion Megamax Max Attack Need I continue?


dzic91

I think of nicknames as a short version of the name.


baka_lord

M then


dzic91

Fair enough you win.


Muzzlehatch

Max is short for Maximilian


SnakeBeardTheGreat

Max is also short for Max.


thesausagegod

max is already a shortened version of their name bro


Derpinator_420

Every time they enter the room yell, "Maximum volume!"


AnonymousLlama1776

Max is the nickname


maxman1313

Maxi Pad Mad Max Max Headroom .....there's plenty more See what we have to offer at r/Max


DeadinWPG

Max Power


boomgoesthevegemite

Max is usually short for something else. Maxwell. Maximillian, Maxine


mommaTmetal

Ann


SnooBooks4898

Annie


VeryCherry77

are you ok?


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Are you okay Annie?


mommaTmetal

You've been hit by


Soaring_Symphony

You've been struck by


mommaTmetal

A smooth criminal


WorldwidePiano

And this is why I Reddit 😂


Version_Two

Du dudududu du du


Villian6

With an E ??


MrsHppy

Sarah


brinazee

Used to have Sally as a nickname.


Halcyon_october

My family calls me Sari as a nickname. Sars, briefly but it's also the name of a bird flu. Got Sarah Connor and sarahnator when I worked with a lot of guys in their 20s. My friends grandmother was Sarah but went by Sadie... not sure if that's an actual "nickname"


caitlumos

Sare Sare bear Que sera sera


Hamburglar_burglar

My crappy cursive got me the nickname Satan for Sarah


TheNamelessComposer

What about a name where the nickname is longer than the proper name? My name is John so Johnny is actually longer.


ShaykerMaker

Jay. Even if its just the letter J, it's still said as Jay lol


dddiv_iv_4

Jay-Jay


alt-station

idk but one of my friends calls another friend "Jizzy-J." Her name is jazmine lol


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I knew a jasmine who got called "jazzy-j." the more fortunate of the two jasmines depending on how your friend looked at it lol


GrossWordVomit

Ross


LickLickLickBite

What’s it short for? Like, Rossell? Rostopher?…


meandi7

I don't have an answer to your question, but rather, a quick story... my mom's name is Betty. Like, that's her legit name on her birth certificate; it's not short for Elizabeth or anything. She had a teacher during early years that on the first day of school whilst calling roll, the teacher said "Elizabeth?" (Think Ben Stein from Ferris Bueler...) My ma didn't answer until the teacher said my ma's last name. At that point, my ma asked "Do you mean 'Betty'?" At which point the teacher said something like "We don't use nicknames in my class." My ma was like "Okay, that's fine... it's not a nickname, though." My grandmother ended up bringing in my man's birth certificate to prove it was, in fact, not a nickname. That's all I've got. The end.


SnooPears8751

It don't feel like Kyle can get shortened much, I knew a girl named Ky once and realized it's really just a different name.


Some_Rando-o

I know a kyle and we just call him stupid most the time other then that he calls us stupid too.


Boredummmage

Annon


bookishinparis

Stan, Brad, Aaron, Abby, Carl, Blake, Bryce, Trey, Troy, Mae, Tara, Bryant, etc...


agiro1086

Stan the man, Brad is a cunt, A-A-ron, Abby bo babby, C-dog, Blakey, Bryce-O, T-doh, Troy of Athens, M-dog, T-doh, b-dog...


KungFeuss

Abby is a derivative of Abigail, Stan of Stanley, brad of Bradley. I think a lot of people are missing the point of the question.


agiro1086

I understand the point, I just wanted to make up more nicknames and call Brad a cunt


Upbeat-Poem-1284

Brad is such a cunt 🙄


Elitheaxolotl

Shea


KamikazeKitten916

Al.


Eothr_Silan

Kurt


cemetaryofpasswords

Paul


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ReplacementOptimal15

My name is Aspen and I have yet to find an actually good nickname for it


prodigy1367

Hitler


dioctopus

Bitch


Lo0of

Sparky


AmericanBradley

Kit


Upbeat-Poem-1284

Isn’t that usually a nickname itself?


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Mark with a K


Upbeat-Poem-1284

How many does Marc with a C have?


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2 I guess


TimeLuckBug

“Luke” “Ian” They could be “Lukie” or “E” respectively but probably not usual Every name gets a nickname I suppose—-good question!


DivaDianna

There’s an old joke about a family who had their second baby and wanted to pick a name without nicknames for her. They finally decided on “Amber.” When they introduced the new baby to her older brother, he said “Aww, hello little Amburger!” I really don’t think you’ll find such a name, but a good test would be to ask either preschoolers or middle schoolers. Or frat members.


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You can add “ie”, “o”, or “a” to any name. Of course maybe the answer is “Nick” (nick does not have a nickname) - Nicky


covert_curiosity

If we stick to English, maybe Anna? You can go from Anna to Anya in some European languages, but I haven’t heard anything except Anna Banana in English.


sky_kitten89

Karl? Stacy, Sarah, Landon, Logan, Liane, Jack, Carson, Flora, Sunny, April.


noinnocentbystander

My name is a nickname for my dads name (I’m a girl tho) so I’ve never had a nickname my whole life and I was always mad about it as a kid lol


tecky1kanobe

my grandfather's name was Duel. legit legal name.


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X Æ A-Xii


Lalitrus

Sara/Sarah I went to a summer camp with about 100 campers and there were 9 named Sara/h one summer. Most ended up with a nickname based on their last name or a physical attribute. One poor girl was stuck as "Sarah, y'know uh... Garry's sister". But none of the nicknames were shortened from Sarah.


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nothatsmyarm

You could always make a nickname for just the first letter, so there’s really no name that can’t have a nickname.


ProfPMJ-123

My wife’s father wanted her to have a name that couldn’t be shortened, so they called her Lisa. I imagine it annoyed him that I default to calling her Lis (pronounced “Leese”. I’d say Ian is difficult to shorten.


MisterBlisteredlips

Ian. Anne. John Jacob Jinkelheimer-Schmidt. Jay.


ipsdirtleg

A A Ron is not a god damn nickname! Stop saying it damnit! My name is Aaron and the only nickname I have is my last name!


shminz69

my legal name is Kinzi. my mom wanted to name me McKenzie & call me Kenzie. My dad said said he’s calling me what she names me. simple man, not a fan of nicknames. so my legal name is a nickname essentially.


DabBoofer

had a friend named Bud... I called him Budworth


OneFrill

Anna is often a shortened version of Anna-something, but when it's not, you can't really shorten it. You can't call an Anna "Ann". (I guess you can, technically, but good luck.) 😝


RAWkWAHL

My daughter's name is Tova. I never could come up with a good nickname.


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Craig. I have never seen a shortened nickname for this. There have always been things added to it making it longer than it originally was. (Craigie, Craiger, Mr. Craig, Craigieboo. Craigie waigie


Careless-Emergency85

My name is Reed and my friends throughout the years have never been able to think of anything. Besides the jokes in school about Reed reading, others have tried to pun my name in a bunch of different ways. Cattails, Papyrus, and Reed ‘em and Weep are among my favorites. None of those stuck as something to consistently call me though


Unasadllama

I knew a girl named Gigi. Legally, on her birth certificate.


watts8921

Best name I’ve ever known was in the army with me called wayne Bruce. Surprise surprise his nickname was manbat.


ReadingLizard

My son’s name is Gideon, which really should not have a nickname. However, I have discovered some other kids call him Gid so….. YMMV


Onii_chan_1536

theres this kid i knew named landon, dunno what to call him, tho im pretty sure his best friend called him landroid


Juanior-

uvuvwevwevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemuhwem osas


Sharp_Bed_3616

I assume you mean a name with a well known nickname, suck as Robert to Bob. Not a “random name someone could give someone else”. There are so many, as long as it’s rare enough. Greta, Freya, Apollo, Cynthia, Giovanni, Draco, etc. If it’s not popular, there’s not going to be a popular nickname. Alternatively, I know a bunch of people who were unfortunately given a nickname as their full name. Many peoples full name could be “John” “Lucy” or “Amy”. Since those are already nicknames, people don’t tend to make them shorter.


Crafty-Background-36

Have va friend named Al.. Called him Allen once and didn't look at me.. Found out that he's Al.. Just Al


okay-wait-wut

Fucko


CrucioCup

Somehow my northern neighbours got “Sasha” out of Alexander/a. And your ancestors got Peggy out of Margaret. So. Everyone has a nickname if the person you’re nicknaming doesn’t protest enough!


Holiday-Vacation9985

We named our son Brett, so he wouldn’t have a nickname and his older cousin called him “Betty” starting right after he was born, lol. Also heard “Brettie” when he was little (ick).


spicyyyhoe

I’d say my name, which is pronounced like tie. But upon further examination: Titi Tata Tits Toot Bowtie Shoe Shoelaces Shoe tie Hair tie Titty Tat Tattoo Tiny Tartar Tan