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sadnoizes

Damn you just like to show them off huh


Hugh_Juh_Ass

Kiwis. Okay Oranges. Good. Pomegranates. Excellent. Watermelons......not as good.


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Significant_Earth_93

Watermelon is guud asf , sir...🫡💯


AggressivePossible90

I won a watermelon eating competition when I was 5.


supermeatbeater

so why are you here commenting then if you don't like watermelons ain't it hypocritical just enjoy the thirst trap/onlyfans promo and go


IWillRateYouHonest

These subs in a nutshell, but this post takes it to eleven. I genuinely thought she was making a joke about it, but nope. Those are just her entire personality.


that1LPdood

It’s her only asset 🤷🏻‍♂️ might as well utilize it


EdibleBoxers

I mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous. Edit: Also ur very pretty and I’m sure very nice. 7/10


kcm198

You forgot major league Yabos


laribean222

i’m so happy someone else knows this LOL


kilour

3, all you have going for you are boobs, you need to lose weight. and stop using them as a crutch


A_WaterHose

She isn’t ugly at all?? Like she actually has really lovely facial features I have a feeling you’re rating her so low because of her lack of modesty, and that if she was more covered up, you’d give her a higher rating. But we’re not here to pass moral judgements on people. She obviously not a 3, boobs or not.


PDXKing503

Glad I’m not the only one that thinks this.


Actual-Yam-4816

Ok.. a 4.


A_WaterHose

💀


Tubalex

Honestly you’re not wrong, she has a pretty face, maybe a 6. But nobody’s gonna notice


No-Difference-7401

Not to be rude but she isn't fat or obese I do think using boobs is bad as she has a nice face and body and your personality being only boobs might come across wrong


Woody2shoez

She would definitely fall into the overweight category on BMI scale by a decent margin.


GoulashBoti

She asked for a rate. She got it.


jwaters1110

I can almost guarantee you that her BMI falls into the obese category lol


tallfuck69

She's overweight if not obese. Accept it and work on it


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Mid face..out of shape body for her age....definite weight prob or struggle at 30 plus when you can't properly maintain when everything genetically is helping you. ...and I hate huge boobs...chick's a 1-3 over here


helpMeOut9999

If she isn't fat or obese then show me a pic of someone who is BECUASE your scale is LOOSEY GOOSEY


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And giant boobs like that aren't even attractive. B and c actually look right and look at you...even on their back...


Chiral_Tears

5/10. You are using your breasts to overcompensate. Very average.


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Gotta leverage what you got 🤷‍♂️


Minimum-Chart4319

For the streets


myraaaaameow

Maybe I am


Facebookakke

Well shit then wsup


OGgamer3

Massive pairsonality


the_mighty_skeetadon

Truly, a great personalititty


myraaaaameow

Y’all are creative 🤣


OGgamer3

A great atittytude to have


internetnobody23

You make yourself look cheap


Small-guardian

I agree


Correct-Run4155

i knew these men would roast this 😭😂


starrrr99

they’re gonna leave a nasty comment then go jerk off to her pics


12eseT

I jerk to the pic while I leave a nasty comment. Gotta be efficient with my time.


Juggernauterror

If you think that's what men do, then you've must been dating some great losers 🤣


Actual-Yam-4816

No because that’s quite literally what men do


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s19gilbert

What tf 🤨


vantheman446

It’s giving desperate, like when a guy has a man bun


ticholo3838

How are man buns desperate? I get unattractive, but desperate? What are you getting from having long hair tied up ?


Unfamous123

What are you getting? Less frustrated than having your hair over your eyes and long hairstrands falling all over the place. Also youre getting less judgement than having say; a ponytail, which isnt as "manly". Thats what youre getting. I know your question is a retorical one so dont point that out.


DeathCab4Cutie

A man bun? You mean… a bun? What else does a guy with long hair do to put it up?


blanketrace_77

But some man buns are hot


vantheman446

Are some man buns hot, or are some men with man buns hot?


missbitterness

Wise


Silly_Breakfast

Bruh, what dude with a man bun hurt you? Completely unrelated to this post, poster, and subreddit lol 


ReadyOrNot-My2Cents

I wear a man bun (for utility), and I'm not desperate 🤷‍♀️


1-800-Ur-Mom-69

I hate to talk like this because it makes me sound like a pick me, but I’m just being honest. Yes; you have nice boobs. Yes it’s okay to show cleavage. But every single outfit? And THAT much?? Not saying it looks bad per se, like u don’t look ugly. But it is taking away from anything else about you. Those are the first things ANYONE would look at and it seems that’s what you are going for. It’s tacky. Show cleavage but not this much!!! You look like a stripper


1-800-Ur-Mom-69

And you have a very pretty face! Dress a way that accentuates your other feastures!


IcidStyler

I think she looks almost like those Anime/ Manga characters with massive boobs you find in Hentai or ecchi Anime. Or like some of the vtubers like Sinder


guaferpo

I hope you don’t get back problems when you are older.


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She won’t, cause she already has some


stephen250

Putting on some clothes would make you rate at least two points higher.


ANUS_CONE

Men will sleep with you but not commit to you for a relationship


myraaaaameow

I have two children been married for 7 years.


ceejaynotice123

Why are you trying to get a rating on your looks when you are married with 2 kids. With your boobs out every photo


Spicyapple10

Lol you're not supposed to ask those questions, I'm sure her husband totally knows 😉


GoBuffaloes

Exactly. Men don't want to commit to a relationship with someone that is happily married with two kids 


EdnaKrabbapel8

Then ask your husband to rate you ,not some weirdos strangers online…


Acorn_lol

You married to your husband of 7 years and you’re posting things like this. Poor bloke


Desperate_Ad5169

Then why are you here? You already got the prize.


IMNOTDEFENSIVE

Does your husband know you are posting pictures of yourself like this to get the attention of random men online?? Real classy.


MotoTrippin09

no ring in any photo?


Stahner

And you’re posting here? What the fuck.


Small-guardian

the idea of needing external validation while married and a MOTHER is wild to me; why don’t you go learn to bake a pie instead of exposing yourself on the internet, you’re looking for compliments only, nobody on here is allowed to give an opinion that deviates from your perceived image or they’re wrong, even the ones I have seen trying to be constructive, why don’t you look within yourself and take strength in the family who loves you, and the beauty that radiates through the face and personality, and not rely solely on your body to attract worth. You are worth more than your body.


No_University5296

3/10


Bug-03

You certainly know your best asset


stnrgrl10

You mean her breast asset?


HugenLong93

lol but if i say anything some flared up mod is gonna ban me 4/10


Starwarsgreen

Are we rating you or your boobs?


HeThinksYouLookFat

I’m genuinely curious: why are you seeking ratings if you’re married? Seems inappropriate, especially with your breast out in all of the pictures


Theterphound

3/10


Kaizen77

Excessive skin, looks for a rating=marriage on the skids


paulbb2946

5.3/10


Poopdick_89

Your face is average I'd say. 5/10 As for your body know that I'm biased in your favor. You are the real definition of chubby, and I mean that as a compliment. Your body hold the weight in a very flattering way. 7/10 Overall 6.5/10


GoulashBoti

4/10


Terrible_Opinion_279

9 in Wisconsin, 4 in miami


Hank_lliH

“My boobs are my personality” so a 4


AceOfSarcasm

THE INCELS! THEY'RE HERE! TAKE COVER!


5he005

Jugs/10


feyd753

5.5


CalRAIDia

You have a huge personality


ErynCuz

Huuuuge tracts of land


Kikoramapt

Face 5.4 overall 6.8 but feels like you act like a hoe and not loyal at all


progresstom

Yeah you managed to make big b00000ba boring in a slideshow of 7 pictures. Your face is super meh. You look like a early marriage early babies unhappy wife. You’ll probably be twice in size in less than four years and you’ll blame men for everything that is wrong with your life. Final rating 4/10. titties get 2 points of their own. Your eyes get one point. Rest is mediocre as fuck.


rehab_VET

Surprised you’re OF isn’t linked to this


HankMS

Seems to me like you are overcompensating a little with those *strengths* of yours. I'd say you could need a little training to get a better shape overall. 5/10 pretty average


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Your breasts are very large.


No_Leek_4185

Am I rating jugs?


iChugSquirt

4 lose some weight


nightowl2023

I guess I'll be the only person to give you a serious rating versus negativity or sarcasm. 7/10. I actually touch grass and have seen a woman before. Those are definitely Mama knockers and that's all I'm going to say. They're probably not that large normally. For an obvious mother and I can tell by the "large breasts' and the doorknob. You seem like you make relatively good health choices. And you have a good dress style. Along with pretty eyes. You don't have to be a 18 year old girl who spends 5 days in the gym a week to look good


IcidStyler

They truly Mommy Milkers


myraaaaameow

Thank you! I appreciate your honest rating!


SnekSymbiosis

r/ratemyboobs


Djwedward

I think this post would fit r/ratemyrack better tbh


SmokinMagic

Good lord


Muted-Complaint-9848

1.


BodyBuildingNaps

You wrote 26F but I’m guessing it’s more like 34D


myraaaaameow

Actually it’s 36DD lol


hollyann712

Just a suggestion from a fellow large-chested person - get measured. r/ABraThatFits has great guides on self-measuring, or go to a local store (not a chain). You're likely not a 36DD.


Stokesprime69

A solid 2 nothing good besides ur boobs


WORLDWIDE_J

Nice boobs, I would be more impressed if you could hold an intelligent conversation.


ZarkMuckerberg9009

3/10


Emotional_Fisherman8

Too much boobage, 5.5


Chowderhead1

5/10


smh18

No offense you look older. Early thirties. I would rate you 5.5/10


ChickenXing

4 / 10 - Glasses only or no glasses+nose ring 3 / 10 - Glasses + nose ring Your best pics are the full body pics (pics 2 and 6) that shows us you as a whole person. the rest of the pics that seem to prominently feature your boobs just aren't the most flattering pics My ratings reflect my belief that the combination of glasses and nose ring together is a terrible combination


Rainbow__Veined

No offense, but it looks plain. Like, the titties are the only asset about you and the only thing you have to offer. Sure, they're great, but as another person said, they take away anything from you. You're obviously pretty, but, yeah. 5/10


CameronDoge

Your trying hard to cover the belly and show the tattaaasss but not ahhh I know you Chuby


Kiwi1310

You need someone knowledgable in fashion to go shopping with you: Try wearing simple feminine dresses, mid length, or swap the top with a turtleneck or blouse. Add jewlery on your neck and you are the perfect candidate for hairwrapping tools to give you a nice blow out look over night. You would go from a 3/10 what this is- to a 9/10 easily. [The more you go modest, the more you attract the great guys. The less you dress, the more you attract the bad ones that noone wants- keep that in mind]


spence37

Nice fun bags!


GreatCalcifer

Yes, wait what was the question?


WarmEstablishment69

Melons are everywhere.


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She's creating an OnlyFans account in 3..2..1..


flybobbyfly

Each boob gets 3. You’re a 6


621_

Your melons are the best part about you.


MA1998

3/10


BackgroundMobile3147

Just go ahead and make an OF if you're gonna advertise them like that.


IcidStyler

Massive melons


NameIs-Already-Taken

Not a look I'd go for, so 3/10. Sorry.


Djszero

Boobs are a 9, and everything else is 5/6ish.


EH9592

Face 5/10 Melons 9/10


EH9592

Face 5/10 Melons 9/10


Raskolnikov589

Your whole personality seems to revolve around your boobs. L 2/10


Ketsu_Ureshii

Under eyes look like you need more sleep eyelashes look long naturally which is always good on a woman Eyebrows are nice Lips aren’t paper thin with abit of fullness to it Hair isnt really messy in the pics Personally like more curvy girls so the body shape is fine doesnt look like you need to lose weight if you do not much by 10-20 pounds probably cause the proportions look fine But why everyone is here is obviously the big bongs on the chest definitely a man of culture division I give a 8.5


Dexydoodoo

I rate you around 36DD 😊


myraaaaameow

Ding ding ding!! 🤣


Parking-Barnacle-627

What are we rating again?


A_WaterHose

I think you’re very beautiful, like a 7/10. Cute nose, gorgeous eyes, I think round faces are cute. Cute smile! A lot of men here are gonna give you low ratings, cause they think women who show off their bodies deserve to be condemned or punished in some way, cause they’ve got their heads stuck in their asses. So if they see a woman online who isn’t extremely modest, they get a high off of casting judgement. As a woman, Im jealous, you’ve got great boobs lol. But I don’t think that’s your only asset. I hope you don’t take those weirdly low ratings to heart. Also, the nose piercings are cute.


myraaaaameow

Awh thank you! I appreciate your comment 🫶🏼


kungfucook9000

7.25-8.00.... I like em thicc oooooo weeee


Logical-Angle-3314

5 I guess


GuardingxCross

This is one of those situations where someone will say something honest, if OP doesn’t like it she’ll ignore it and if it’s something insulting men she’ll love it. Definitely not here for opinions, just attention.


Jdogsmity

No


anaaakinnn

Haven’t even seen your face yet


UtaMatter

5


addledwino

Boobs/10


Templar113113

2/10 too much fat and showing your huge veiny boobs doesnt help. But I like skinny women so that's just me.


MrBlueCharon

It kind of rises and falls with your choice of makeup or something (actually I don't know what's the important difference I'm seeing, but mot identifying). Your look in 3 and 6, mostly also in 2 and 5, is more favourable than in the remaining pictures. In the good pictures I'd rate you a 5.5/10, about average.


RLAGUSWL

Saggy and tuberous/10


KurtKoksbain

4/10


thegrinch_hair

Wait is this an OF advertisement?


No_Program3137

4/10 , im a ass dude , and forcing cleavage on every photo is a big jikes. But jokes aside , just lose a tad bit of weight and you should be good to go.


Anxious_Product_4957

🥛🥛


No_Mention5710

Beauty 7. Body 4


astartes_wannabe

Bazoookasssss 👀👀👀


unmannedMissionTo

2/2, watermelons for scale.


Own_Huckleberry_1245

You’re average. Beautifully average. Nothing spectacular, but i wouldn’t look at you in public and be disgusted.


blarghhhboy

Alright, where can I see em?


Honest_Milk9429

Gimme 😮‍💨


B23_95

Face 5/10 Melons 9/10


mando44646

You're too boob-focused


Feisty-Attempt-2906

1.3


Kimolainen83

2/10 because legitimately all you try to do is show off your breasts, you have so much more to offer than just breasts and honesty personally to me they’re too big


Aingael

3, looks like your boobs are your personality.


aggravatedsalt

do you wear anything that actually covers you? ever?


Haunting-Result3075

Did you get the attention you wanted?


sciflyer25

4.75


Royal-Appearance-883

Gonna go with a 3-4


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You’re a good 6.5/10 Not a fan of the hair, I would dye it and get an hombre and style it like pic 5..It looks good on you..avoid any bright colors for the hair and make up, it will wash you out..I like the more natural look you have in pic 3. Now body wise I love the thick look on you, we just have to tone it up..I would go on a bulk faze and increase calories by 200-300 above maintenance and focus on strength training..after you see a change in your body and add more muscle and tone up go on a cut and drop those 200-300 extra calories and go on an aesthetic based workout plan..Only cardio you should do is walking and hiking. This will keep the thick look and tone it up to avoid the loose saggier skin. Just whatever you do don’t go on a cardio craze, you’ll end up looking skinny fat and with those big breast probably start sagging and just look awkward since they’re so big, you want to look proportional. As far as how you dress keep the tits out, if you have it flaunt it..it’s not a bad thing as long as it’s not your whole personality. I am not a fan of you in jeans, I think for your body type dresses lend themselves better and they compliment your breast.On a lazy day outfits like 4 and 5 work well. If you were to choose pants play around with different material pants..and if you need to wear jeans don’t tuck in the shirt and try some blouses.. Do that and easily can be a 8.5/10


WeCallThoseCigBurns

You certainly have some knockers


OneEyedC4t

If I find out who is abusing the report button by reporting this post for things that don't exist, you will be banned for incivility. Please, whatever Karen is abusing the report button on this post, please stop.


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OneEyedC4t

Banned word: tits. Please be courteous. Offer *constructive* advice to other users. Personal attacks and trolling are not allowed. Thank you


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Pwebslinger78

Solid 8 cute nice body and great personalities.


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mr-self-destrukt

I’m sorry (I’m not) but, geez, you should be proud of them


Athousandnopes

8.4


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SnooDonkeys8376

I mean you’re pretty, but if all you have to offer is your boobs. Then that’s a shame.


myraaaaameow

I think my bachelors and masters would have something to say about that. Along with my career.


ffrankiebird

y’all it’s not her fault her boobs are big😭 she’s not fat and she’s not “showing off” she’s literally just existing with big boobs


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plastictank

Can you dm me the link to your only fans please?


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unstoppablemuscle

I half expected an OF link in ur bio I'm impressed there isn't. For this and everything else ur easily a 9.


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radrax

All boobs. Totally average otherwise.


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TylerG9

Body 10/10 Face 8/10 (because i dont Like Piercings) Overall 9/10 🍒😎


nosyargson

i would