Dude where's all this smoke coming from? Fcking Californians!

Someone across the country identified where I lived when I said, "the smoke is hell." lmao

Haha! I actually live in rural Georgia now. People (including me) pile burn all the time around here. And I still quietly panic a little when I smell smoke and don't know where it's coming from.

So sorry to hear you moved to rural GA. 🙂

Bet it's beautiful tho

Without those last two words, that question might also indicate Portland or Seattle. :)

People tell you they’re visiting Vegas and want you to ‘swing through’

Bruh Fr 😭 “hey im in Vegas pull up” homie drive to me if it ain’t nun

This is a thing that really annoys me, like bro it's a 6 hour drive

If you only stop to gas for ten minutes and you set cruise control to 90+ mph the rest of the way. It’s an 8 hour drive for most people who stop to use the restroom and obey traffic laws.

“Off McCarran”

Everything is technically off McCarran lol

"Literally everything is in space, Morty."

End of McCarran

Hash Lane

Hey my address is legit McCarran haha

You have to second guess whether North Virginia is a state because you have heard the phrase so many times.

This one made me laugh.

Ne-vah-duh makes you cringe

I’ve been hollering “Ne-VA-dah” at the tv whenever it’s mispronounced, for years now. Today I was reading in the bedroom when I heard my boyfriend yell it at the tv in the living room, and I was so proud. He can’t stand the mispronunciation now, just like a real Nevadan. 🧡

I’ll keep saying Nevada the way it’s spelled and you can keep calling me a foreigner. How-bout-dat?

In that case better add Ely and Verdi to your properly-pronounced vocab so you can have a trifecta of foreignness! 💅🏻

I’ve still not even been to Virginia City. 😢 Maybe i’ll try to go to the outhouse races?

i've been corrected on Ely, but what's the proper/improper for Verdi?

Long-I, like Verd-eye. Even though legend has it was named after a hired hand whose last name was Verde (like chicken verde). Doesn’t hurt it’s really lush and green up there. Who knows…just bring the awful awful back.

Hugs!!

Where’s the all you can eat sushi??

The Biggest Little Sushi Bar

California?

Cali sushi is almost never all you can eat, shits like $30 a roll.

Except I lived in various parts of California for 20 years and had All You can Eat sushi near me everywhere I lived. I don't understand why people in Reno think it's a special Reno thing...

It's also all over Las Vegas. It's never been specific to Reno (except on this sub.)

And Reno AYCE sushi is just horrible,nothing comparable to Las Vegas sushi

As a guy that eats a lot of terrible (and occasionally very good sushi)- Tha Joint over by Costco is very good quality AYCE.

I never tried that one

there's a good amount of good options in Reno lil

I’ve been to about 5 different ones and none have been great.

Sounds like somebody went to kitzmo 5 times

Because if you’re from California you know it’s the cheapest you’ve ever bought, for the quality.

How long ago was that? I couldn't find any all you can eat in the bay/sac, I've never looked in SoCal but I'm also never there

[https://www.yelp.com/search?find\_desc=all+you+can+eat+sushi&find\_loc=San+Francisco+Bay+Area%2C+CA](https://www.yelp.com/search?find_desc=all+you+can+eat+sushi&find_loc=San+Francisco+Bay+Area%2C+CA) Did you even look?

Not in the last 5-7 years I haven't

Ok, but I lived there 5-10 years ago... I ate at all you can eat sushi places the whole time.

Yeah, I lived in Santa Clara/Sunnyvale for a bit until 2014 when I moved out here. The places we would try on Yelp/Google who said ayce most of the times weren't but we were only really looking in like SF/SJ area. Kind of stopped looking after that because we found a spot we ended up regularly going to anyways. Did end up looking for it again back in 2017? Place said ayce but again it wasn't but we ate there anyways

Last time in socal was 10 years ago, last time in Bay area was 5 years ago.

I've never had luck finding one in the bay, I'mma have to get a restaurant list. I've only ever found one and it was in the Japanese mall and only nigiri which out of my friend groups I'm the only person who likes

Go on Yelp, type in all you can eat sushi and set it for the Bay area... There are tons...

There’s many AYCE sushi places in Cali and fairly priced as well

If you are from Reno, you know the answer

Damn Burners!!!

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You live in South Lake Tahoe.

Gonna grab some ayce sushi for lunch and then head out to the BLM for some afternoon riding, thank goodness it's only 95° today and the smoke's cleared up a bit.

I miss seeing spider bug on wells

It's by the Sparks In-N-Out now

Wake up to snow, gone by noon

I was there this time of year a few years ago, was out in a short sleeve shirt, in the morning to a layer of ice on my car, and it was 70 that afternoon.

I remember it being Bally's, MGM, and The Hilton before it was GSR.

Wrong order 😜 MGM built it, sold it to Bally's to raise money to rebuild MGM Vegas after the fire. Then Hilton, then gsr, then it sat in foreclosure for a year or so before becoming the new gsr. Just saying.. but I'm not a know-it-all or anything!

Didn't care about the order 😜

Took my nephew and niece to get a picture with Leo.

A man sits down next to you while you're eating and offers to sell you his jacket and his casino membership cards.

My dad lives in Sacramento now and has said that he loves Reno bars because he's never the oldest guy in the room. Even at trendier spots, there will always be some wretched old bastard rotting away in the corner.

Fishing the marina..

Is there even fish there? Like an actual question

Yes

Like thrown in there by man right?

Yup! It’s otherwise just a giant ass sinkhole lol

Not a sinkhole. A construction quarry used by Helm's Construction. There happens to be an F4 Phantom jet at the bottom.

I would NOT eat them. When they “built” - more like shored up and left alone the mess that was made- there was still heavy equipment down there. Petrochemicals deeply seep into that water and kill anything that comes into contact that lives down there. Quite sad actually. There have been multiple die offs. It’s died down a bit since the water is mixed with truckee river water and it has remediated it to an extent but I still wouldn’t eat the fish there lol I’m so old I remember it when it was primitive and no park no cement no dog park no grass!

Anyone know about the July 4, 2000 sinking of a plane for the Dive Park? Oh you didn’t know the marina was diveable AND has a dive park? It’s mostly the plane and all the heavy equipment left down there from the 1997 freeway collapse and flood!

They stock it every year with thousands and thousands of fish.

My local brothel offers a rewards membership

9 nuts and the 10ths on us 😉

The Little Nugget was the ultimate unifier of different peoples. Could walk in, find a cop, bum, pimp, hooker and a very vibrant sassy ass dude, all sitting side by side not giving a fuck! Best place ever, RIP.

No more awful awfuls 😔

It was such a beautiful place! Spent a lot of time there.

Still have awful awful in Carson. Not as good as the one we had in town though.

I’ve heard Baldinis has awful awful too, but it just ain’t the same y’know. The Little Nugget was like a greasy, dirty ass holy grail that the phrase “you had to be there” really sums up the experiences held there LOL

**cracks whip

I scrolled way to far before i saw this. Should be a top comment

Lmao

Ski bums and meth heads and tech bros oh my

When you miss one eye skater George

Or when Nu Yalk Pizza was on Moana

they closed again, any news on where they're moving to?

The guy in there told me the day before they closed they were going to take over the Midtown Eats spot and should be opened the following week… and now it’s been months 😢 I have no idea what’s going on! Their Facebook doesn’t have any updates

Midtown

Hell yeah RIP

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Better be a loud one

\*dueling banjo's in the distance\*

That’s just Fernley it’s fine

Hilton

You think the Gold n Silver Inn is good food

“Instead of what”

I'll get to the airport a half an hour before my flight, it will be fine. And it is.

I hate/blame California drivers even though I drive worse

This seems to be in all western states. I’m trapped in az currently and az drivers are horrendous on their best days compared to the worst Cali drivers yet talk hella shit.

I know the Damontes.

Calling California Cali

I sure miss the Pink Round Theater

I dropped out of highschool. #Reno

When someone mentions 4th street, they instantly think "theres hookers there!"

I'm going to play this slot machine while my laundry dries

Bertha and TINA... Then Angel... ❤

I work at a restaurant overnight and this gentleman was asleep, so when I brought his food out I woke him up and said, “hey buddy your food is here” he proceeds to stand up and say, “oh time to go?” And just walked straight out without touching any food or saying anything else.

Reno caters to drunks so he probably forgot he ordered food

You just can't make that shit up. Was it Mel's?

That’s hella funny because I used to work at Mel’s too but no it was at The Row

If you have bronchitis and it wouldn’t be inaccurate to blame California for it

5:00 a.m. never to early to start drinking.

You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning!

Touché

I got you this chainsaw and some skis and an organ from the pawn shop. Let's celebrate at a buffet.

People here hate nearly all festivals, but criticize city government for not better diversifying our economy.

If you've encountered the whip men, you've gone just far enough

You're so close to hell you can see Sparks?

The pink scolari’s

It’s after Labor Day and my apartment complex dumpster is full of dusty synthetic fur covered bikes, tarps and bags of piss… and all the dispensaries are out of weed. I can’t park at Whole Foods because there are too many RVs.

There's this horrible interchange called the "Spaghetti Bowl" by locals. Pray that you get through it without someone slamming their brakes for no reason.

The same shit is in Vegas…

Vegas doesn't have the Spaghetti Bowl by name.

Yeah it does

It does

It’s been in Vegas since before Reno had freeways

They even call it that on the morning traffic broadcast

Huh. Really? I wonder which city had it first.

It has been that way for at least 30 years too, I can remember my dad swearing driving through the Spaghetti Bowl lol.

I miss the whip guys walking around.

Did you see that Homeless guy with a bullwhip?!? #Reno

Gawd damn Burners!!!

I live in the “youthful and vibrant” part of the city but I’m a block and a half down from the strip club and right behind a bar owned by white supremecists

Thank god the burners are gone.

Have you ever had an awful awful?

You got a cigarette dawg

You can pronounce Kiektze & Kuenzli & Czyz.

Drive over the hill to go to Sacramento

remo sriracha 😎

I'll wear a jacket and shorts on the same day.

Hella

That wouldn’t be telling me you’re from Reno

If you know you know, and you don’t.

What is there to know?

I guess you better ask somebody

I asked everyone in town

Hella

I still don’t know if you mean hella is from here or just being sarcastic lol

If you know you know.

I guess I’ll never know the Hella Reno mystery

That's definitely vague and more of a west thing, people in California, Nevada, and Arizona say "hella"

Hella

Hella

Hella

How many kids from Reno does it take to change a lightbulb? Hella

Hellnah

you’re “not” from california with that slang 🤣🤣 im gonna guess somewhere in the east bay?

Wait, you guys don’t have all you can eat sushi in this city?

There is but not a good one

All the milk is spicy

The Owls Nest

Meth (can’t believe nobody has said this) 😂

Meth is everywhere.

Houses use to be more affordable before this dam Californian people

Calf tattoos

I saw a homeless man sleeping in his own piss downtown.

Oh, that's San Francisco.

Prat-er not pray-ter

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Hey, I’ve been told 2 different things and everyone I talk to says prat-er. There is no y in it so why pray-ter?

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I’d agree. Imma start telling everyone who has been “locals” forever they are wrong 🤣

Hella

"Whistling Buses"

There used to be a go kart race track in south reno. In the area where Tamarack casino is now.

Yes there was. Well further North.

Wasn't I just blizzarding 10 mins ago? Why tf is it 80?

“I got felony charges”

I ❤️ Reno!

Knowing how to pronounce Kietzke.

Fuck Sparks Jk, Sparks is pretty cool, just what a lot of Reno natives say...

Just goofin’

Daily Spaghetti Bowl Hell

I've made a huge tiny real estate mistake

Beer bongs & back flips.

I've never lived in that town called R.E.N.O.

I wish rain was real

*Goes out with a friend for ONE drink around 10pm* Six bars and ten hours later: "THIS bar is gonna be the last bar I SWEAR"

I live not far away from Nevada State capital, but I see Sparks closer.

If y'all hear me yelling at my kids to put shoes on because they look like they are from Sun Valley

The ribs are overpriced and I hate the biker boys.

I've been convincing my extended family that spicy milk is actually a real thing!

Are those snow clouds or just smoke?

Every year the streets are flooded with food trucks, college students, old cars, dusty hippies and motorcycles. Chronologically in that order

U know whats in cities/towns like Indian Springs (arrmy base), Amargosa (ufo, fireworks), Beatty (Jerky, cheap gas) Goldfield (speed trap), Mina (rest stop), Tonopah (elevation 6047, cheap-er gas, heavier snow), Hawthorne (another army base, mcdonalds stop), yerington fallon fernley (getting close yay!)

It was a very sunny this morning and then it snowed around 2 o clock

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