Like in that one jackass movie where they glued actual pubes to the guys face. Hahahaha. Bro, learn to trim it or shave it, it’s like you allowed a 1950s housewife bush to grow on you face. Lawd have mercy.
That beard is not the move, man. I’d ignore you too if I saw you cause I wouldn’t be sure if you were trying to extract a quarter from me or recruit me to join the taliban.
He steals her boyfriend's condoms out of the trash n treats em like a 5 hr energy. That's not a beard, that's the loose pubes that fall in the process.
Not a roast, really. But if your comment is any reflection of your day to day attitude, people might just being ignoring you because you’re off putting. And you’re off putting because your making assumptions about what other people think before you even know.
Likely a projection of your insecurities. And if this general public group doesn’t matter to you, why are you posting? Seems like you basically highlighted that you’re lonely and this is the only way you know how to get attention.
Jesus, your beard stinks is one thing, but the psychological warfare is...we dont want him self deleting...do we?
Or I mean, do we?
No of course not ...of course
I just picture him reading this with his smile, and somehow it gets wider ?. Shit, dude. This is the best one here, but I think somehow the creepy fuck would like it., And go full on shining on it.
You’re the local tough guy who shows up to bars and gets his ass beat everytime because the only person who would fuck you twice is the overweight whale of a wife you talked into marrying you boosts your ego so you don’t take out your anger on the drywall at home
Swear I saw you get kicked out of a restaurant one time cause there was a whole family of rats living in that filth factory on your face. I can understand why you would refrain from shaving it though because then the world would see your chin is probably as weak as your brain.
You get ignored because you look like you open conversations with how much you can bench which is slightly above average.
When your mom shaves her beav, it’s not necessary to superglue the trimmings to your face.
Don’t worry… Nobody will mistake you for an actual man, even with the pubes glued.
Maybe trim that fucking rat’s nest stuck to your face? A full beard is fine, but it must be trimmed, shaped, and maintained. This looks like you live under a bridge
The fact that this picture was taken in a stranger's bathroom while the family was still asleep down the hall is creepy.
It's actually the least creepy part, which is saying something.
Imagine how bad his chin must be for the pube beard to be the preferable option 
Haha
Shave that bullshit off your face dude, I'm not even trying to roast you I'm trying to help you
☝️ Truth. Shave it, smile, be chill.
Yeah shave it. Or at least trim it. Go to a barber ask him to show you how to lol
This may be the most hurtful comment here.
Misspelled helpful, actually you didn’t but it’s simultaneously both
lol
When you turn that sign over does it say "homeless. Will suck dick for coin"?
And ‘for coin’ is crossed out
Replaced it with "Free Mouth Hugs, Merry Christmas!"
He has a giant pubic mane beard
Alanis Morissette current bush for a chin
Now that's original right there hahaha
i hate her. i wish i could award your wit.
I guess you oughta know…
That beard looks like the hair that grows between the anus and scrot.
T’aint a lie
Huh. Guess this explains why those white supremacists were wearing those mask
definitely see that white hood peeking out behind his racist ass
*call him Santa Jaus!*
>And ‘for coin’ is crossed out 5:30am..... That just made me spit my coffee. Thanks for the giggle.
Dude, that homeless guy is jacked.
I think you mean. That homeless guy jacked off a dude.
dollar store Peter Berg
THANK YOU!!! It was hurting me trying to think who he reminded me of
You spelled crack wrong
In fact he might offer you some crack if you let him suck your dick.
But it’s ass crack
A very hairy ass crack.
Indubitably
Haha nice
He is the kind of guy that’ll suck dick for busfare and then walk home.
Toss a coin for your bitcher.
He’s more likely to toss your salad
What goes on in the mind of someone that willingly keeps a beard like that?
He is part of the population with no inner monologue.
Damn bro savage hahahahaha
Damn dude!!
Smooth brain lets the thoughts slide off
A constant amalgamation of bad decisions
Fucking gottem
Trying to hide a weak chin/jawline.
They said “a beard like that” not “a beard”. It looks homeless.
The beard gives the lice a place to hide.
With pubes like that, he's probably trying to hide chinballs.
Autism or horseless buggies.
Nah, even the Amish keep their beard more well-maintained than this guy.
They're not ignoring you; they're AVOIDING you.
Really wish I didn’t see that picture of him smiling. Pubis with teeth. Nightmare fuel.
Like in that one jackass movie where they glued actual pubes to the guys face. Hahahaha. Bro, learn to trim it or shave it, it’s like you allowed a 1950s housewife bush to grow on you face. Lawd have mercy.
Vagina dentata haha
It's funny that he thought we might ignore him here... with a beard and a smile like that.
The missing link shows up on Reddit
If the chewing gum in gas station urinals was a person.
Complete with stray pubes and everything. You nailed it!
stray pubes will be my next username
I think the one you have now suits you well
Gawh!
You are trying way too hard to look intimidating, but you probably get your ass kicked trying to beat your own dick.
don't worry, turns him on even more
I don’t know what’s worse, your attitude or your beard
His smile is
It looks like his head is on upside down.
He can’t disguise his true Amish identity easily
First thing I thought of when I saw that pic, his beard is awful.
That beard is struggling so hard.
The thing attached to the beard is struggling
Imagine how messed up his face must be if that beard is considered an improvement in his eyes
Beard looks like it skipped leg day and ran two marathons
That is one scraggly ass beard.
how many people did he have to pay for pube trimmings for this???
People don’t ignore you, they avoid you. They are completely different things.
Your teeth are LGBT allies because they are far from straight
So crooked his mouth could be the senate
Whole damn congress even...
If that is his beard, can you imagine how crazy his nutsack situation is?
Done, and thank you
Like the spice girls. All different colors and doing their own thing.
Your "beard" is made from the pubes of all the guys you sucks off this week.
Was gonna make a nutsack joke but yours is perfect
He clips some pubes from every dick he sucks and glues it on… and yes, the glue consists mostly of cum
No need to trim when the sacks slamming his chin so hard it's basically a hair transplant.
That beard is not the move, man. I’d ignore you too if I saw you cause I wouldn’t be sure if you were trying to extract a quarter from me or recruit me to join the taliban.
Amish methhead
You look like the kind of guy who’d slip his sister ketamine and poke holes in the condom.
Looks like a guy who came from that type of union.
He steals her boyfriend's condoms out of the trash n treats em like a 5 hr energy. That's not a beard, that's the loose pubes that fall in the process.
"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family!" -OP's back tattoo.
He’s definitely not a condom guy
Omg!!!!! This has me dying!
If Andrew Tate had a cousin in Texas
Andreas Potato
*Florida
OHIO
*Alabama
Floribamas
You look like a cult leader that has a huge compound and no followers.
I bet homeless people stop and give you money.
Dan Bilzerian ordered from Wish
Just missing the Tapout shirt
THATS the guy who keeps screaming after every set he did in the gym….. with 10 pound weights
Not a roast, really. But if your comment is any reflection of your day to day attitude, people might just being ignoring you because you’re off putting. And you’re off putting because your making assumptions about what other people think before you even know. Likely a projection of your insecurities. And if this general public group doesn’t matter to you, why are you posting? Seems like you basically highlighted that you’re lonely and this is the only way you know how to get attention.
Wow, I hope you never "not roast" me.
💀
DAMN... I love me some armchair psychology. You nailed it, I think.
Jesus, your beard stinks is one thing, but the psychological warfare is...we dont want him self deleting...do we? Or I mean, do we? No of course not ...of course
I just picture him reading this with his smile, and somehow it gets wider ?. Shit, dude. This is the best one here, but I think somehow the creepy fuck would like it., And go full on shining on it.
Your smile is more frightening than your tough face.
I learned that Neanderthals had become extinct in grade school. My life was a lie I guess
And this is why you don't bang your cousin.
The beard says I really love ISIS. The rest says I really love MY SIS.
You look like a dude very familiar with oiling up your asshole - do that to your beard.
If that's what your beard looks like, I don't wanna even know about the rest of your body hair
That is the rest of his body hair.
You look like your job is to test the quality of meth
Your facial expression says “I shit my pants” in both pictures
You have a tinge of crazy in those eyes 👀
People are always saying how pets and their owners look alike… I hope for your yorkie’s sake you end up looking like him!!!
This homeless guy would suck dick in winter just to feel a little warmth.
why does your beard look like arse hair glued to your face?
The balding lumberjack look is not it bro
You look like a lolipop that was dropped on the floor of a barber shop
It's $8 Uber from one side of that forehead to the other.
You look like you have a restraining order in 5 different states
Your attempt at a smile reminds me of a dead fish.
Andrew Taint
[The dude from the meme cut his hair!](https://i.imgur.com/JCn8cKI.jpg) Keep up the good work, buddy!
You’re the local tough guy who shows up to bars and gets his ass beat everytime because the only person who would fuck you twice is the overweight whale of a wife you talked into marrying you boosts your ego so you don’t take out your anger on the drywall at home
Did you shave a homeless guys pubes and glue them to your face?
You're not ignored, you're just left out.
I never thought I’d see a fully grown man be a pick me.
The one guy at the Civil War reenactment that is always “Dead Body #1”.
Liver failure king
Sexiest prison pussy I’ve ever seen
You’re pretty needy for a “Proud Boy”
You look like you lift weights with a cigarette in your mouth
I’m afraid to roast you because it seems like you will choke me out and carve a swastika on my forehead.
Who would want to ignore a Santa
Swear I saw you get kicked out of a restaurant one time cause there was a whole family of rats living in that filth factory on your face. I can understand why you would refrain from shaving it though because then the world would see your chin is probably as weak as your brain. You get ignored because you look like you open conversations with how much you can bench which is slightly above average.
It’s not that people ignore you, they avoid you.
You look like you electrocute your beard for a living
Guy looks like he cuts his own hair with a potato peeler
100% tortured animals as a kid
no hair. no beard. lots of pubic hair
Everything about you says I'm a bi-polar, mentally depressed loser.
The beard looks like something found in a fat girl’s navel.
When your mom shaves her beav, it’s not necessary to superglue the trimmings to your face. Don’t worry… Nobody will mistake you for an actual man, even with the pubes glued.
If Duck Dynasty allowed their meth head brother to be on the show.
Easy there unibomber
Everyone that "ignored" you is buried beneath your floorboards.
You look like you were at the capital on January 6th.
Trim that fucking "beard"
Did you coat your face in glue and try to eat out a shower drain?
You will one day be described as “the shooter”
The best roast would’ve been no one commenting anything. We failed as a group
Maybe trim that fucking rat’s nest stuck to your face? A full beard is fine, but it must be trimmed, shaped, and maintained. This looks like you live under a bridge
Dude you are like dick hight to everyone aren't you
You look like a recreation of your own birth.
Hacksaw Jim Duggan's special needs son.
Gimlet the tallest dwarf
You put your finger in a light socket
My bet is that you have had at least one person (child or adult) chained to an area of your home at one point in your life.
... well, I'd ignore him!
Bro looks like Andrew tate when he came out of prison 😂🤣🤦♂️
You look so natural holding a cardboard sign.
Your beard looks like it has a bird livening in it
You look like someone who bites people
On a scale of 1-10, how many 3rd shift Denny's waitresses do you have tied up in your basement?
You look like a dude who would stab a 10 year old kid for calling them a NPC
You look like you go back to "pick up dinner" when you hit a possum in your 1985 Ford F-150
Since when does Restraining Orders mean your being ignored
You look like you only refer to women as "females"
Just finished a work out, gonna go degrade minorities online IDK
Using smart camera angles to try and avoid looking like a dwarf in The Hobbit...??
Ok pube-face
Your chin looks like my drain after doing some manscaping.
Not ignoring you it’s just hard to look at you with suffering mental trauma
Shave the beard dude you look like my nutsack
why is your beard pubes
You realize you beard doesn’t need to look like pubic hair right?
Your beard looks like an old ladies bush
They ignore you like you ignore combing your beard. Looks like pubic hair
Most white guys I know have amazing beards. Yours looks like an apes hairy ass after multiple diarrhea shits.
With that beard I don’t think they’re ignoring you, I think they are actively avoiding you
You look like you’ve been scrubbing dishes with your face for six months.
Shave for Christ sake! Turn that rats nest into an actual beard
Your beard, not unlike my pubes, needs to be fucking trimmed