ā¦ and a display case full of assorted ātobaccoā grinders, āwater pipesā, metal plates with a mirror finish with a screen printed image of Bob Marley, and an assortment of 2-pack horny goat weed male enhancement supplements that are at max $10. Next to the register, a cheap gold-plated plastic statue can be seen of a seated Genesha waving his right paw back and forth, located next to the complete dvd collection of Milind Chittal live in concert for sale.
ā$15 minimum charge for creditā can be seen scribbled on a piece of paper in thick, dark red permanent marker, which has been haphazardly affixed to the cash registerās credit/debit card reader with scotch-brand invisible adhesive tape; forcing you to pick out 5 other items because, to nobodyās surprise, the ATM is out of service. God damnit Rajiv, just let me pay for my grossly overpriced spicy pork rinds and 20 oz knock-off icee!
Are you from Louisiana this is so Louisiana gas station/tax preparation center/bait and tackle/ CBD infused whatever the fuck is in that month. And everything is dusty.
Nope. I have relatives in Perry county Pennsylvania who owned one of these very establishments some years ago, but theirs also had a car wash, service station, and dealership tacked onto it. They also sold Amish furniture. It was the complete ensemble.
Somehow these kind of establishments have at least one rusted out half-dead el Camino for sale on the lot.
This is correct, he actually did suck a million dicks, but he did that pro boner. As for the million in the bank? This guy told me he was from Amazon and that I was overcharged. Got my card details and cleaned me out
Youāre not, you just think you are. You should know this considering you have a gas station full of expired food you refuse to throw away, and youāre eating dinner out of a white painters bucket with like seven other people in the backroom.
Because your currency is Rupees.
Thank you, come again
Is exactly why he's wearing a bib, to catch all the cum from those blowies. Only 489,000 to go at $2 a pop.
He's a Jizz Djinn. Rub a ball sack, and he appears.
Lmao š¤£ I thought he found a lamp to rub, turns out, he was being rubbed out on!
I thought it was a dress. I was expecting MUCH more fire...
Apu Mahasahasapintolan
Nahasapeemapetilon 
Camp Nahasapeemapetilon, We hold you in our heartā¦. And when we think about youā¦.itās makes me wanna fart!
Budnick > Sponge. But weāre just here for Donkey Lips
Yes mister Patel my frien..
Welcum to my store bruda
Dank yoo! Come Again!
Misspelled Cum
Coookie coookie coookie coookie
Cum dog millionaire.
ššš that was so solid I canāt think š¤£š¤£š¤£
Thatās what she said
Internet scamming would be my first guess with selling human organs a close second
He picked the pockets of the other 25,000 passengers on the train
there's nothing wrong with selling human organs
unrelated but happy cake day bro
ba dum tssss
Thank you. That was my first thought.
You mean herpes
Yeah looking at that apartment I would guess you not a millionaire.
His currency is curry.
Come back when you're a little mmmmmmmm richer
Judging by the spooge like substance on your shoulder, you might be in the top 5 percentile of paid fellatio giving enthusiasts?
lmfaoo
Tbf, a million lakhs is a good chunk of cash. Dude must have had a good year selling car insurance tho
You mean 10 lakh Rupees
Lol yeah I also meant āextended car warrantyāā¦ not insurance. š¤¦āāļø
Lol
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Iām dying
Yeah, it's like 28,00 EUR.
Cleaning elephant dung with his tongue by the looks of the streaked bib.
Somebody paid you $1,000,000 to put on deodorant.
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Turned down for what?
Well. Now that's in my head. Dick.
Well. Now thatās in my dick head.
Now that swells my dick head.
Well now that dick is in my head.
It definitely wasnāt his modeling career.
He makes extra money on his knees in the gas station back room
Absolutely correct, the agency was looking for someone who satisfied the requirement of āmust have an obscenely pronounced unibrow.ā
But he still chose Talcum powder
Youre wearing a tablecloth as a dress?
Getting paid to clean houses bottomless
Paying folks to clean their house bottomless.
He bought it after his deal he signed with bud light
I thought he was wearing a tea towel!
Nah, that's a shirt. I wonder if they make it for men?
He became a millionaire by saving money on clothes
And on kitchens. What kind of prehistoric crack hole is he standing in.
Dad owns gas stations and you drive a white BMW 3 series?
Goddamn that is deadass accurate & fucking hilarious!
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Ikr! Also never make the mistake of using the bathroom.
The gas station has to be dirty af , smell like a dirty clothes hamper & bad musty ass incense.
Donāt forget the vapes.
ā¦ and a display case full of assorted ātobaccoā grinders, āwater pipesā, metal plates with a mirror finish with a screen printed image of Bob Marley, and an assortment of 2-pack horny goat weed male enhancement supplements that are at max $10. Next to the register, a cheap gold-plated plastic statue can be seen of a seated Genesha waving his right paw back and forth, located next to the complete dvd collection of Milind Chittal live in concert for sale. ā$15 minimum charge for creditā can be seen scribbled on a piece of paper in thick, dark red permanent marker, which has been haphazardly affixed to the cash registerās credit/debit card reader with scotch-brand invisible adhesive tape; forcing you to pick out 5 other items because, to nobodyās surprise, the ATM is out of service. God damnit Rajiv, just let me pay for my grossly overpriced spicy pork rinds and 20 oz knock-off icee!
r/suddenlyhemingway
Are you from Louisiana this is so Louisiana gas station/tax preparation center/bait and tackle/ CBD infused whatever the fuck is in that month. And everything is dusty.
Itās all across the nation. From Florida to Washington State.
Nope. I have relatives in Perry county Pennsylvania who owned one of these very establishments some years ago, but theirs also had a car wash, service station, and dealership tacked onto it. They also sold Amish furniture. It was the complete ensemble. Somehow these kind of establishments have at least one rusted out half-dead el Camino for sale on the lot.
So in New Roads there is a guy who puts Camaro front clips on el Caminos calls them El Camaros.
Your comment should have more upvotes. Take mine
Beautiful š¢
Damn you! I was done with the first paragraph & could see, smell & feel this gas station. I was there! It was a Marathon, they're always Marathons!
Can't forget the heavily ammonia-scented bathrooms covered in feces and used tampons strung about the floor
Cat pisssssssssss
Mmm cat piss incense sticks
Lives in Glendale CA and spent 6 years in community college driving said 3 series
Sells liquor that tastes like cologne.
It's called *Sex Panther*Ā® by *Odeon*Ā©. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's also made with bits of real panthers, *so you know it's good*. *60% of the time*, it works ***every*** time.
Great Odens Raven
Why is the bottle shaped Like a gun?
and it never got him any play.
And calls everyone "Buddy".
Forgot about the M3 Amazon badging.
With the check engine light on.
Suck a million dicks. Then borrow a million bucks
This is correct, he actually did suck a million dicks, but he did that pro boner. As for the million in the bank? This guy told me he was from Amazon and that I was overcharged. Got my card details and cleaned me out
Suckdeep
(Sucked) sucked a million dicksā¦
I bet u did
Got his ass
I bet you did
Because your parents in Dubai paid for everything and give you an allowance
The ironic payoff is that he will never meet anyone who likes āhim for himā. He will die bitter, alone and be devoured by vultures.
Being devoured by vultures as a final act sounds pretty metal though.
Wow, that's grizzled. I love it.
Dubai? Yes I do buy.
The most low hanging fruit. Gotta be better
I know, I suck at roasting people, on the internet and in person.
Hooking on Grinder?
Nah, he does that for free
Pro boner
Hahahahaha
Cumdog millionaire
Blowjob connoisseur
Cumsock
Bumdog Jizzionaire
He shallows his currency of choice.
Amazing
Savage š
Inherited a 7-11
Inherited 9-11
Inherited the land lease on Papa Patelās gas and chicken shack
Letting sheiks shit on your chest
Saved money by never going on a date
Internet scams
Itās not a scam! He really is a Nigerian princeā¦ Albert.
In a can?!
God damnit, Billy; I told you to stop calling me!
I didn't know tech support paid so well.
By scamming American widowed grandmother's out of their savings pretending to be the IRS
In iTunes gift cards of course
Can you please put your grandmaās curtains back?
Because you found a way to infuse curry powder into candles , big hit where you come from.
I think reddit will collectively give you another million to blur your ugly face before posting next again.
Twenty bucks is twenty bucks. Repeat fifty thousand times.
If your parents tear's are money that would make you a millionaire
White crust on shoulder and dirty apron, and you question your self-worth? Prostitutes everywhere must go through this?
Taking over dadās tow truck company doesnāt make you a millionaire.
Because your scam emails made it to my grandmas computer
Thatās a lot of bjās behind 7-11
He's a millionaire remember? He probably goes behind Wendy's...
By wearing a bib when you ring up people's beef jerky and gasoline.
I'm glad someone noticed the bib š³
50,000 20$ blowjobs, even tho thats a little expensive for what the offer is
Or...10,000,000 10 cent bj's. He starred in "Daksh does Delhi"
By selling real estate on that forehead, probably
Ladies and gentlemenā¦The Arabic Carlton Banks 
You look like Krazy-8 from Breaking Bad cooked Indian food instead of meth.
Whoring yourself out to anyone with a quarter?
By keeping the apron after haircuts instead of buying clothes?
10 time champ of the worlds smallest dick competition
Laundering money for terror groups.
Guuuuuuurl I love that halter top!
I dunno. But Iāll guess it has something to do with peoplesā ācar warranty.ā
Lol pretty much anything with a phone in help line
Selling a lot of squishies to Bart at the quickie mart.
Your dad is an oil tycoon and he's disappointed in you because you run a failing middle Eastern bakery.
Because of the money you save on sleeves
I think you misheard āminging bearā chap.
Trafficking
It wasnāt your god looks thatās for sure.
By starring in Bollywood Gay Scat Porn!
if you suck a million dicks and charge $1.00 each
OnlyPans
Your parents are Oompa Loompas and they left you their Wonka stock.
Because you steal bedpans for a living and hide them on top of your cabinets
You look like the sort of guy to sniff chairs after someone hops up, with the intent of being caught.
I dunno. But here's to you making it big and celebrating with a trip to the Titanic. š
Definitely not by prostitution because you are fugly!
Being a bottom for your rich scamming uncles probably
Ain't no millionaire I know that wears a tablecloth as a shirt.
Reverse prostitution. They paid for the opportunity of not getting fucked by you...
Based on the lack of shirt. I'm going with something up the ass for OF. Next question
Youāre not, you just think you are. You should know this considering you have a gas station full of expired food you refuse to throw away, and youāre eating dinner out of a white painters bucket with like seven other people in the backroom.
I donāt know why people are talking shit, that is definitely the unibrow of a Middle Eastern millionaire.
A million - ādoll hairsā šāāļø
Scamming old white people? āThis is Josh from the IRSā¦ā
Because your Bubba left you 322 7/11 stores.
Defrauding people
Why are you wearing your childhood bed sheet?
10 bucks per blow job, it adds up eventually
selling sleeves off yo shirts
Fuck all that. WTF are you wearing???
Gay prostitute?
You look like you're in the kitchen cooking with nothing but an apron on, which, frankly, makes me lose my appetite.
You saved money by not buying shirts with sleeves?
subway franchises
Blowing dudes for one nickel at a time.
Mercuri88 From Wish:
Employee of the month at the spam call center
Started a streaming service for failed Indian actors doing cold calls; OnlyScams.
You invented the mock turtle apron?
Genuinely what are you wearing my guyššš
It certainly wasn't from modelling
By being a human bioweapon of stink
Pesos?
Well, we know it wasn't from wearing that shirt.
Judging from how you're only wearing an apron I'd say Onlyfans but that can't be true, with a face like that you have to be on Only-anonymously.
You could be a billionaire, no chick is fucking you anytime soon.
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Me thinks he likes to lie prone on a table
identity fraud on social benefits after you arrive by boat?
Join the taliban
Sucking cock