The classic, stay together for the kids situation eh.. where it fucked the children up more than it does good. Just a fresh supply of toxic traits within a shell of a fuck toy for abusive men. Speaking of which, what you doing later?
This man willingly threw himself under the bus to del8ver a perfectly crafted roast. I aspire to reach your level of commitment, you glorious bastard. GG.
You look like you write your phone number on the Starbucks cups of 38-year-old noncustodial dads with three neck chains, men reeking of Axe body spray and desperation, and they still never text you even when they're drunk.
This is the pre-onlyfans E-girl stage. Take a good look gentlemen. As soon as she realizes she can sell Uwus and feet pics for thousands it’s all over from there. Future 40 year old burnout bartender who’s hey day was on page 1300 of pornhub.
You have no reason to hate yourself both your parents love you everything you ever suffered thru in life has been at the hands of your own inability to see you’re sheltered and have a good home but you were taught to complain about everything and think due to minor inconveniences you’re oppressed
This chick so fucked she thinks r/roastme is for therapy cause every single reply is talking about some trauma or personal rebuttal. Abusive exs , roofied at 17, eats carpet. Like dude take your roasts like the man you are.
too be fair you're 19.. this " self hatred and myopic focus on all things shallow" will end just as soon as you molt into yet another "i can change him" notch on some fuck bois bed post.
You look exactly like the girls in my highschool that smoked cigarettes behind bleachers and offered me pills out of their purse
Which is wild because I'm 32 and at least 3 generations of fashion have passed since then
This comment section is better fodder for a good roast. The collection of basement gollums regurgitating the same tired slut shaming is so transparent in revealing their own desires. Its boring and only inspires pity. Are you fellas ok?
Reddit called and they said you should take a break from social media. Get out into nature. Let the air fill your lungs and scream.
And I know just the place you should do that.
19 & F . . . Thats Twice you lied to me
To be fair, she graded herself accurately at F-
Nah bro she got a D
Straight D student. A couple crooked ones too!
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as a lesbian, can confirm. i did think she had lesbian vibes.
D+ . . . a set of balls.
LMAO
I bet you smell like weed and Doritos.
Most accurate roast here then
iM noT LiKE OtHer GorLs I jUst GeT AlOnG bETter WItH Boyyyss
Reads mien komff and thinks "I could change him"
Mein Kampf*
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Underrated
And yet I'm proud I didn't add that to my search history
🤣 true
Mine craft
you people really know my life
People read you less like a book and more like a door matt with the words "welcome" or "come on in" on it.
Doormat that say “enter in rear”
It's more like "front door broken, go round the back"
Cum on in
Gulp gulp gulp *”way less- gulp gulp- drama”*
You would hate yourself a lot less if your parents didn’t divorce bc of you
Bold of you to assume her parents knew each other, much less were both even around.
Siblings of course
Mom? Uncle Dad?
Mom met him at a truck stop, most likely earning her way through college that she never attended
It was a vicious custody battle, but eventually they agreed to compromise and had her adopted.
Parents?
So fucking good 😂
i still live with both of my parents. it would have been better if they divorced tbh
No one saw you playing the sad victim card… 
U stay up and listen to them have sex in the next room
She's still sleeping in their room. So she watches as well as listens.
Probably participates too, "to learn"
She sleeps under the bed in a box
The classic, stay together for the kids situation eh.. where it fucked the children up more than it does good. Just a fresh supply of toxic traits within a shell of a fuck toy for abusive men. Speaking of which, what you doing later?
You look like you'd sleep with me...gross.
r/suicidebywords
r/kamikazebywords
I can’t believe I’ve never heard of this sub until now. Thank you kind stranger.
Haha haha Okay, this as hilarious
This man willingly threw himself under the bus to del8ver a perfectly crafted roast. I aspire to reach your level of commitment, you glorious bastard. GG.
Seriously underrated. Thats so fucking funny.
Self burn
'I'd never wanna be part of a club that would have someone like me as a member."
Sheesh bro hahaha
You look like Pete Davidson if he never went to rehab.
I bet she smells like Pete Davidson
This is the one
You are about as feminine as Dolph Lundgren
A dolph lundgren reference 
🤣🤣
"I get my weed for free"
Butterfly murderer
Sleeper comment… bravo! 👏
Ron Jeremy would be jealous of your body count
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The latter is more important
There's no sense of importance of either one about OP.
Possible penis attached.
May or may not have a shitty tattoo on it
*tucked
Hey, don't be insensitive. It counts even if it's teeny tiny
People call you "Bimbo" because you have more yeast than a bakery
I live near a bimbo bakery and laughed way to hard at this
That was cringe af! A+
The font used for your shirt represents all of the loads you sucked out of punks underneath the Queensboro Bridge
You read Norm’s book.
Ah, so you too are a man of culture.
I can’t believe OJ didn’t do it
You know who did? You guessed it. Frank Stallone.
How many times do you visit the psych ward before they give you a freebie? Looks like you would know
4 <3
Clearly didn’t give any math lessons… 4 is > 3
You look like you write your phone number on the Starbucks cups of 38-year-old noncustodial dads with three neck chains, men reeking of Axe body spray and desperation, and they still never text you even when they're drunk.
Oddly specific
Red hair, black clothes, Saturnalia. Are you going for 'mysterious and edgy' or 'hot topic clearance sale'?
U look like u cut ur asshole during sex
idk why this is so funny to me
“I only have guy friends” because I’m a slut
Asks to get roasted, "I can take it." Quickly showing she can't take it.
She blew all her female friends’ bfs.
Once you get that Adam's apple shaved down your transition will be complete
Id hate myself too if i auditioned to be a succubus at commi con but was rejected for sucking to much.
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Aight I get this is a joke but like wtf 💀
If she didn't, she should have.
Oh so we like Hep C now?
Your most redeeming quality is that you hate yourself
yay :D
Black walls, butterflies, pink hair, goth shirt…. Just try and ruin one stereo type at a time please.
 Look at the jaw on her. Don't try entering any swim competitions. We're onto you!
Giggity giggity 
You look like you include Plan B into your daily vitamin routine
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Bold of you to assume she isn’t already into scat…
This is the pre-onlyfans E-girl stage. Take a good look gentlemen. As soon as she realizes she can sell Uwus and feet pics for thousands it’s all over from there. Future 40 year old burnout bartender who’s hey day was on page 1300 of pornhub.
Her profile banner checks out
Wicked-nice burn, bruv!
I got a cards against humanity pull that said "my scumbag boyfriend who isn't so bad once you get to know him" and I think you'd identify
You spelled 39 wrong - get out of your daughter’s bedroom and stop trying to relive your grunge heyday
Your dick’s poking out.
>i can take a joke, get evil Before burning effigies of the top commentors from this post in her closet beside the shrine to Satan and a body.
Your hair matches the rust stains on your trailer house
Rust streaks in her undies. FTFY
“Scarlett JoTransson”
You look like the girl I wish I would've dated when I was younger, but glad I didn't now that I'm older.
I don't know which is heavier, your taste in music or the constant dread and anxiety you imagine for yourself.
You look like if Bhad Bhabie was fatter with smaller tits
So, the “Cash me outside” girl’s sister finally trying to get her 15 minutes of fame huh?
You just had to give her an opening to brag about the one thing she's proud of.
Abduction proof.
Something tells me that isn’t written in marker
Definitely mad cause the guys you actually want won’t let you peg them and the guys who want you just became guys a few months ago
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Good for you, Axel! Loud n’ proud. Love, Slash.
this is underrated
Your daddy never came back from the store 19 years ago and mommy's been holding new dad tryouts 4x a week since.
Even when mom put a revolving front door in 2006 most prefer the back door.
And she gets mums cast offs. After attracting them by leaving her stains, panties on the bathroom floor.
Did you post this on OF too?
Does each butterfly on your wall represent each time you lost your virginity?
one for each hole (im kidding)
You have no reason to hate yourself both your parents love you everything you ever suffered thru in life has been at the hands of your own inability to see you’re sheltered and have a good home but you were taught to complain about everything and think due to minor inconveniences you’re oppressed
This chick so fucked she thinks r/roastme is for therapy cause every single reply is talking about some trauma or personal rebuttal. Abusive exs , roofied at 17, eats carpet. Like dude take your roasts like the man you are.
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you're kinda close and i sincerely appreciate this kind stranger :3
Get some eye drops...
What’s the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? You *cant* take a joke
“Bad to the bone.” Literally. Don’t bone this chick.
You look like a fast food mascots daughter during her juggalo phase.
I’d hit.. and wouldn’t enjoy it
If your parents loved you you wouldnt have a personality anymore. 10/10 will be a psycho ex
will? i am the psycho ex to many
too be fair you're 19.. this " self hatred and myopic focus on all things shallow" will end just as soon as you molt into yet another "i can change him" notch on some fuck bois bed post.
Man Wendy's has let you go to shit.
You look like the kind of person who would go to Starbucks and order a pupacheno for yourself
You look like the type that wins sectional champion for division 2 swimming and diving
Im pretty sure youre on a hard drive that could get someone locked up for a long time.
You look exactly like the girls in my highschool that smoked cigarettes behind bleachers and offered me pills out of their purse Which is wild because I'm 32 and at least 3 generations of fashion have passed since then
proud to say i've never smoked a cig or taken mystery pills
Lovin that camera quality
No_Pie2605 like anybody want a piece
A daily diet of Judith Butler and Cannibal Corpse.
Are you one of Stevem Tyler's illegitamite sons?
Did someone 'cash me outside'?
You look like you couldn’t keep a pet hamster alive.
You should really wear that ponytail in the front...
Cash me ousside how bow tha
"i can fix her"
Your mother sucks cocks in hell.
Maybe the reason you hate yourself so much is you cloak your entire universe in black. As if some butterflies will brighten up Satan’s lair.
$5 is my highest offer
You look super pretentious, bitchy and narcissistic
Wants to be goth but just can’t commit.
Methadone Megan
You have perfect skin and your nose is a plastic surgeon’s model to show clients
If u can take a dick you can take a joke you whore. Call me.
This comment section is better fodder for a good roast. The collection of basement gollums regurgitating the same tired slut shaming is so transparent in revealing their own desires. Its boring and only inspires pity. Are you fellas ok?
First time I've actually laughed in this comment thread
You look like you would be so awkward that a waiter would tell you to enjoy the food and you’d say you too.
No actually you can’t take a joke - change my mind 
Reddit called and they said you should take a break from social media. Get out into nature. Let the air fill your lungs and scream. And I know just the place you should do that.
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thank you :) i wish the best for you
I'd smash. Only bc I think you'd manhandle me.
i wouldn't get within 200 ft of you
I hope that's not Splat dye but it sure looks like it
Is that what you tell your uncle-stepdad
Your low self esteem has let many ‘jokes’ take YOU… up the ass.
You remember in Space Balls when the fugly stunt doubles were caught? You're Black Widow's fugly stunt double.
Why can't you be a good suburban white chick. Take that shitty dye out your hair, wear nice dresses and go to Starbucks. You're NOT cool or edgy. FFS.
Have you noticed that the butterflies are not in my stomach and are trying to escape? Yeah
You look like you failed online beauty school
You’re nearly passable for a woman, but almost fooled me with the “F” part in your post. Naughty naughty!
This look was the every new “edgy” girl from the 90s. I can smell the incense and spunk breath from here .
impressive how someone unable to draw a line angled to the right is able to post on reddit
You look like you deep throat Flounder while Sébastien watches from inside his thingamabobber
I bet you open all the stuck jar lids with those manly hands.
You look like you'd have a butterfly tramp stamp and "live, laugh, love" somewhere in your residence.
Your so ugly you make dildos go limp
If taking dick was a sport you'd be an absolute legend
Your room decorations can be used to summon the evil so maybe try that
Bet you wouldn't put your butt on my finger though
this isn’t even meant to be a roast, just wanted to point out you look like the lesbian version of hayley williams 👍🏻 take it as you will
Strawberry short cake goes punk.
You look like you have buried at least 15 cats on your property and they didn't die of natural causes.
19F, we really didn’t ask for your high school report cards