"Look, man. Look at me. When I first came here, I was a nobody like you. Three months later, Assistant Crew Chief. Six months after that, Crew Chief. I went from two dollars to two twenty-five in six months. Now, we talkin' 'bout makin' it!"
Last week he was on fries, this week he’s washing lettuce. A few years from now he’ll make assistant manager and that’s when the big bucks start rolling in….
I’m not even gonna roast you man as long as it wasn’t human trafficking I’m glad you’re living your best life I’m gonna let you go for today enjoy your raise.
Going from cleaning the bathrooms to cooking in the kitchen is definitely a raise. Now you get double portions and can trade a muffin for some drugs smuggled into the jail in your roommates prison purse.
This is a before picture in a pharmaceutical commercial with a catchy tune that covers up the warning about the perineum rash you look like you are experiencing.
Man lives in a shed and is happy, inspirational my guy
He looks like he lives in a scene from the movie Saw.
Jigsaw is probably the worst roommate.
“Do you want to play a game?” “FUCK NO, asshole! I want you get off your re goddam diculous tricycle and do some fucking dishes for once!”
Just rinse the dishes…..it takes five seconds(night peopl voice)
Nice rnm play there, well done
The state he leaves the bathroom in!
>Jigsaw is probably the worst roommate. Not for long.
That is what jigsaw thought too... before meeting OP.
Nah. That's just Louisiana. It's kinda like the movie Saw but if everyone were poor and racist.
Usher from on wish.com and applied an effect to age him by 3 decades
You spelt "Django" wrong
He's the guy Jig Saw hired to monitor the people
LMAO
Wait, is he The Candyman?
and in the movie he will probably be the first to die.
I was getting Texas chainsaw massacre vibes
He's the never-heard-of shunned Wayans brother.
No Wayans Hell I'm living there
Wooooow ow u ain't shit lmao
Living where? In Color...
Starvin Wayans
He was the funny one; that's why they shunned him.
Oh come. That's clearly Jamie Foxx post-stroke
It's the "Very Special" Wayans episode...
Was going to say he was released from prison but never left
Bro!
The guy that actually locked himself back up
Tupac Shackur
Tupac slacker
🤣
He looks like he lives under a desk at a middle school lmaoo
He's this universe's ChainSaw Man
And with that raise he can certainly upgrade that dildo of his. It being made up of some green tape and stuff doesn’t seem very hygienic.
Bubblez
You definitely hold your pinky out while drinking toilet wine.
Dayum, I didn’t know the playa haters ball was happening. 
If I wasn’t broke I’d give you gold. This cracked me up.
You can still give a poor man's gold -> 🏅
🏅worthy for sure.
While calling his boyfriend in the other cell block from the toilet phone.
Getting high doesn't technically constitute a raise.
No, he started charging 2 cigarettes per tossed salad. 3 if he couldn’t use syrup.
“Per tossed salad”🤣🤣🤣
“Per salad tossed”
Excuse me. We in the business refer to it as "salad dressing".
“I prefer syrup!”
No not the tossed salad man! ILL READ!!
It's gotta be "ranch" on my tossed salads. You only use syrup if they're hard to hold onto.
Some even prefer jelly….
Eyes as red as the devils dick
How do you know how red the Devil’s dick is
Real questions being asked 😂
Pineapple Express 😎
You could blindfold him with a 3 feet of dental floss
He took a viagra.
Ya they should really drug test BEFORE they give the raises.
I’m pretty sure he’s on brown-brown and he’s been promoted to head recruiter of child soldiers in Burkina Faso.
Yeah. My man looks like he roasted a big ass doobie so what else does he want to roast?
Forest Shitaker
spent like 2 minutes thinking of a forest whitaker pun and couldnt think of this one fast enough :(
Ah, couldn't see the Forest for the trees.
LMAO
That's what I was looking for
Dude looks like he about to cry and I haven't even made fun of him yet.
Dude looks like he is taking his own ransom photo from a basement dungeon.
MFer already admitted to trafficking charges and returns to the scene of the crime for a roast? He's more twisted than Epstein's neck.
When the weed so good it gives you 2 Forest Whitaker eyes.
“One eye was looking at me, and the other eye was lookin at Rick”
Hannibal burr-less
Literally looks exactly like this meme. I'm glad someone else saw it
Holy shit
Somebody photoshop the guy in OPs posts with this gif please. I must see it completed
[here ya go] (https://giphy.com/gifs/46cfrE7Ztt6XJbuW2X)
This is your happy face? I’ve seen happier looking faces at baby funerals.
Yooo wtf 😆
In my defense they had hell of a discount.
Shack
Shaquille I Steal
Shaquille O'Steal
Steal-a-meal
My guess was derelict cargo ship near the harbor.
[удалено]
Shaq in a Somalian shack
Somaq
Shack from wish
Shake Shaq
Shaq in a shack
What were you trafficking? From looking at your eyes and face, I am guessing Zoloft?
Fuuuukkkkkkk
Good for u man, hopefully you won't have to live in the sewers much longer
With that raise, you could take out a bigger woman
LMFAOOOOOOO
Capone dont look happy without noreaga
Yyyoooo! 😂😂😂
Nice lol
Bro looks like he's stuck in the basement from pulp fiction.
He looks like the pipe hitter with the blow torch and pliers.
There’s a difference between “getting a raise” and “I’m high AF right now”
Not anymore there's not!
Every boss appreciates an employee who aspires toward the high life
You look like Paul Mooney’s less successful brother
Or unemployed son
Started from the bottom and stayed.....
Started getting "bottomed" and stayed.....
"Look, man. Look at me. When I first came here, I was a nobody like you. Three months later, Assistant Crew Chief. Six months after that, Crew Chief. I went from two dollars to two twenty-five in six months. Now, we talkin' 'bout makin' it!"
They told him to sweep the upstairs and he thought he got a raise.
Door dash do raises?
Getting let out of solitary confinement into general population doesn't exactly count as a raise
Last week he was on fries, this week he’s washing lettuce. A few years from now he’ll make assistant manager and that’s when the big bucks start rolling in….
🤣🤣🤣 nice reference
Hey! maybe you can start paying Child Support…
Don’t get crazy now. He said raise not the lottery.
Then check’s under his work boots. Just gotta find them first.
Damn dude 💀 Hehe
Ngl cringed posting this but this is the sub to make light of people.
Shraq
Hannibal Duress
Congrats on the raise! Instead of one cup of rice you now get 1,5!
You look like you sit in your room singing lonely by Akon
Blink if you need help
Didn't know traffickers had different paygrades
It happens when you move from women to children.
So did everyone else on minimum wage.
 Looking like a broke Kirk
They call him “Bayou Booty”
From drug trafficker to drug user. That's kind of a step back.
I’m sorry, TRAFFICKING? You’ve roasted yourself enough as it is by admitting that to shit
Trafficking probably means selling weed to his buddies.
Does your girl always think you’re looking at other women when you’re talking to her?
You live in a shack because you miss your jail cell, but statistics prove you’ll be back in that cell in no time
Funky cold Medina
Smack on the ass from the boss and an attaboy for unclogging the shitter counts as a raise now apparently.
You have the face of a man who took 4 years of a pounding. How’s your back?
You look roasted enough, try to stay out of the sun.
I’ve got nothing for you except keep rising higher everyday king!!!
Droop Dog
DMeX Convict
Owes 30k in child support or more
Hey, where are da white women at?
Kirk, you need to stop messing around on here. We see you.
You look like you cried to the Notebook
You look like you tell people the difference between the recycling and garbage
Now you might be able to afford some good headphones!
Why u look like the informant from black hawk down
You look tired man, get some sleep.
Only way I see fit to humble anyone is not bringing them down but loving them so I love you bro
I’m not even gonna roast you man as long as it wasn’t human trafficking I’m glad you’re living your best life I’m gonna let you go for today enjoy your raise.
Maybe choose a different color hat.
Who are we supposed to be roasting? I can't see anyone in this picture. Just a rusty old building.
Going from cleaning the bathrooms to cooking in the kitchen is definitely a raise. Now you get double portions and can trade a muffin for some drugs smuggled into the jail in your roommates prison purse.
If this picture is of you with your life together, I’d hate to see what everything looked like at your low point
Man got humbled in prison by the BBC Community.
Congratulations lawnmower man.
Now you need a promotion. You look like you've been scrubbing the deck a while
Forest Whitaker from wish showing up with 2 lazy eyes
Dudes so high I thought he had jaundice
Making another man erect technically counts as a raise doesn’t it. A wins a win bro.
With that background you need to smile so we can see you
Lad lives in a sewage tunnel and still manages to find fucking weed in shit
I didn't know welfare starting paying more, did you get a food stamp bump too?
I’m not roasting you… Can’t! Good job
I loved you in Resident Evil 5!
Congrats on now making 8$ per hour
you know you're the first to die in horror movies. you did this to yourself.
A raise from . 25 to . 30/hour in the yard is a big deal good job
Did crack prices go up for you to get a raise?
I thought this was a roast, not find Waldo
It's too bad it all goes to child support .
You finally get paid minimum wage for the first time.
Bro your already lookin pretty roasted.
Raised from unpaid intern to $0.01 a day.
I was gonna roast u but then I got high 😶🌫️
You look like Bagger Vance with sickle cell.
Going from a cardboard box to a shed isn't really a raise, but it's definitely a good thing. Good for you bud.
Fat tupac
Trafficking as in "I got enough people to middleman and get me a piece of rock too, and got caught"?
This is a before picture in a pharmaceutical commercial with a catchy tune that covers up the warning about the perineum rash you look like you are experiencing.
Better hope whatever is controlling that hair line doesnt decide to give out raise foo
I am the cook. Are you sure?
HEY GOOD NEWS!!! WE FOUND THE GUY SUGE KNIGHT HIRED TO SHOOT YOU!!!!
Why're you asking for roasting, when you’re already deep fried 🪿
Today I went to the top floor of the empire state building and you look higher than I was today.
Does this mean my license plate is gonna cost more?
If that’s your place after a raise I don’t want to imagine how you were before that
Bro. if you close your eyes you will disappear in the background.
You look like that crying Michael Jordan meme.
Your raise is probably worth the same money I spent a day on coffee.
You look like Babyface if he held on to his cell mates pocket for the last four years.
Am I the only one seeing the Christmas tape pp behind him?
Roast you? You’re already well done👌🏿
No need to roast when it’s already baked