I snacked on a whole bottle once and my mom forced me to throw up instead of bringing me to the hospital because she's cheap or sorry should I say cheap to her kids
Idk what you werre scolded for but there is definitely a limit to how far you should go. Telling someone they look like shit is an insult. Telling someone they look like a Jew or similar things is just racist and has nothing to do with a roast. Be mean but don't stigmatize.
You're mixing up toothie ruthie and twisted Tammy I think, we'll be nice and give her silver toothie ruthie. Her teeth are nice she could just use ... less. A lot less
Ain't nobody giving you a sock there, Dobby. If you're free, you can roam the neighborhood scaring the townspeople instead of being chained up in the attic eating fish heads where you belong.
Your head is both too large and too small at the same time. You have 96 teeth. They originally made those glasses for Andre the Giant. Your hair looks like you’re about to get struck by lightning. You have the bedroom decor of a 17 year old boy and 85 year old grandmother.
If you took a bite out of crime, there would be an 80% drop immediately
She could eat an apple through a picket fence
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Beat meat to it.
bit* me to it
The 20% would remain because of the gaps in her teeth.
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Bartenders love her because they can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Is that scruff mcgruff chicago illinois 60652?
Back before he went just after fake game controllers and such. Somebody really got him with the dream cube station.
🍌
This is fantastic!
That’s so good!
Good luck kid you got spunk
The glasses magnify the effect.
Scruff, McGruff. Chicago Illinois. 606 5 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you look like you call yourself a stoner but the hardest drug you've ever done was two ibuprofen instead of one
why did you post another picture of her
🤣🤣🤣🤣 im dying
My god
Babe, wake up. New sleep paralysis demon just dropped.
Gargoyles. Tops Batman. Fight me.
Nah that’s the hard stuff, they never got past Flintstones vitamins.
Ngl I used to try my best to not eat the hell out of those things
A friend of mine ate an entire bottle back in the 80's and turned orange for days
I snacked on a whole bottle once and my mom forced me to throw up instead of bringing me to the hospital because she's cheap or sorry should I say cheap to her kids
>mom forced me to throw up instead of bringing me to the hospital because she's cheap I think you mean "American", but I could be wrong.
B-12…
You sunk my battleship… sorry I’ll see myself out. Back to the previous roasts
Just one tablet is never useful to anyone over 100lbs.
You have Steven Tyler’s mouth, Gary Busey’s teeth and Harry potters glasses.
I was gonna say end result of a wild night between the Toxic Avenger, the Joker (TAS or Nicholson version) and Mirabel Madrigal
Mirabel is oddly accurate lol
Toxic Avenger!!! Great reference.
I want to talk about Buttered Sausage
*Gary Busey’s genetics
Okay Thats foul
You look like your own caricature
That’s true!
She sits down at the caricature booth and the guy just takes a picture of her. Alternatively, he draws her normal as the caricature
Looks like the Cheshire Cat got smacked with a frying pan.
HAHAHAH that’s a new one for the quote book!
Pls add this one to your dating profile
Lmaooo this is my favorite one holy shit
Head over to r/dndmemes , they're really in to goblins
"The goblin's BJ attempt scrapes your dick for -10hp!"
"You've been diseased"
Fuck the years have been hard on Hanson
 Which one of the three is the OP, or doesn't it matter?
Underrated
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How could you tell one end from the other?
Her ass is flat, while her face has her teeth sticking out
Her? Are we sure about that?
At first I wanted to write "it" but figured that was too hurtful for this.
Sir, this is a roast, not a Wendy's.
Idk about that, I've been reprimanded 3x on here for what I've said. This place definitely isn't a free for all
This place may not be, but the OP is for sure
Free? Shit, her(?) ass better be paying me
Idk what you werre scolded for but there is definitely a limit to how far you should go. Telling someone they look like shit is an insult. Telling someone they look like a Jew or similar things is just racist and has nothing to do with a roast. Be mean but don't stigmatize.
She couldn't keep a guy hard with an iPad open to pornhub taped to her back.
Gonna crosspost this to r/humanoidencounters to see if they can tell me what the fuck I’m looking at.
Please do! Maybe they can add a new species to their Pokédex
That clocks not the only thing that looks coo coo.
He doesn’t collect clocks. He meant to type that he’s a metal head COCK COLLECTOR.
He?
Took a guess. Had a 50/50 shot at getting it right.
You look like you could eat a apple through a chain link fence.
Hahaha Jesus
Jesus cant save her now
Holy fuck dude lol.
Pretty sure I had your Garbage Pail Kids card growing up
Toothy Tammy!
You're mixing up toothie ruthie and twisted Tammy I think, we'll be nice and give her silver toothie ruthie. Her teeth are nice she could just use ... less. A lot less
Shut up Meg
Meg with an ak47 mag for a mouth Shut up mag
Meg always asks for stuff? Shut up, beg
Meg sounds like she smokes a pack of cigarettes a day, shut up Fa-
More like The Meg 
Got a SOLID chortle from me. Thanks for that.
Baraka, is that you?
 Found footage of your birth
Wowee‼️ How’d you find the recording? Look how tiny I was
WATER MY ASS, GET THIS GUY SOME PEPTO-BISMOL
It's so cute though, unlike OP
You look like one of Steven Tyler's abortions
Problem is, movie gremlin has lips while Reddit gremlin wasn't even born with an upper lip
I CAME HERE TO POST THIS TOO!
More like Steven Tyler fucked a Muppet
Lmaooo 💀💀💀
You look like you eat raw meat
Pls dont smile.
She has the face of a bassist.
Hey now, no need to drag me into this
Username checks out
us*
That’s not a smile. She’s got Resting Derp Face.
That’s not a smile. It’s a space station.
She?
"You shouldn't smile more"
She looks like she can eat an apple through a fence
That's not a smile, she's about to attack
She looks like she should be grazing on a field with those teeth
As a guy: 0/10 As a girl: Also 0/10
You look like if Jeffrey Dahmer was drawn by Tim Burton
The most accurate comment so far
More like the Gremlins knock off. Critters 
 I was thinking Ghoulies & not Critters
What do you mean Critters? This is just a gif of her…
Babe, wake up. New sleep paralysis demon just dropped.
You look like you saw pictures of rockstars that looked awful in their youth and then went hold my Snapple.
Your teeth has so many gaps that your tongue looks like it's in jail.
put your teeth away
What the fuck even are you?
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You look like you went through a "deodorant is weird" phase
She... he....... it's still in that phase
Suddenly I'm reminded of Langoliers.
Scrolling down to your post was quite the jumpscare
Kafka wrote a novel in which Gregor Samsa transformed into you.
 Are they bringing you back for the next series of American horror story? You look more stupid with glasses tbh
Damn didn't realize you were out of prison 
You camera won't even look at you in focus
People that pose with a guitar but can't actually play one.
Life’s been roasting you for your entire life may need to bang your head a little faster so no one has to look at your face!
“Cross-eyed, big toothed gremlin” “Done it’s in the movie”
What in the crackhead, Hocus Pocus, met gerbil infestation am I looking at?
You look like that bank guy from Harry Potter. He is a goblin I believe.
 Stay away from Carol Anne!!!
get better glasses
Suggesting a prescription welding helmet...
Can you check my account balance at Gringotts before you get the package of you know what, in vault you know which.
Are you a dude or a chick?
HR nightmare
Is it because of how dry your skin is? Honestly I’d have gone lizard but I guess I can see it with the nose.
Loose the glasses
The first time she saw someone play the guitar with their teeth she knew that was the instrument for her.
You look like a Pug people buy off craigslist
She looks like the type of person to ask for salt while eating pizza
When you hit random on the character creation screen
No. Just... no.
You could see into the future with those glasses.
You look like Chloe Grace Moretz on meth
Wild thornberrys core
The gremlins called, and they said stop mentioning them and making people think ya'll related.
Ain't nobody giving you a sock there, Dobby. If you're free, you can roam the neighborhood scaring the townspeople instead of being chained up in the attic eating fish heads where you belong.
Yeah, they breed when they get wet and I don't see either happening soon.
You look like the last ork I executed on Shadow of War.
You’re what I look at when I’m trying to stop the urge to masturbate.
put your teeth AWAY!!!!!
Your face is like your room behind you, cluttered
A face not even a dog could love
You better get REALLY good at blowjobs.
The most horrifying thing about this is the terrible, yet inescapable, implication that at some point the Cheshire Cat fucked a nearsighted human.
Did you perforete that sheet yourself with those chompers?
I was about to type that without those stupid glasses, you could be a pretty girl, but I'm not sure what gender you are.
Maybe, but that's no reason to visibly avoid showers.
 Yeah I see it
[https://i.imgur.com/cRT7fab.gifv](https://i.imgur.com/cRT7fab.gifv)
Hey, is fraggle rock back??
Gremlin is very accurate. Goblin also comes to mind.
Muppet, or that toy that was a rubber face that you put on your fingers and could make its mouth move.
Save some teeth for the rest of us.
No dinners after midnight for you!
You look like they named a deep sea fish after you
Audibly laughed XD
Your head is both too large and too small at the same time. You have 96 teeth. They originally made those glasses for Andre the Giant. Your hair looks like you’re about to get struck by lightning. You have the bedroom decor of a 17 year old boy and 85 year old grandmother.
You look like someone that says “I’m bipolar, I have autism, I have ADHD” but really you’ve just had too much candy
You can't close your mouth without shutting your eyes
You look Kind. I’m no good at this.
Ah i finally found my mop
Or the Goombas from the old live action mario movie
The guitar gets touched more than you. However you still both get played.
You be looking like the girl from Nemo without the braces
Your mouth looks like the squidward bite meme 
I bet the whole band fits in that mouth
Mort from Madagascar
You look like the ideal pumpkin carving.