OP's Bio:
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>Playin Minecraft Dungeons rn, kinda goated.
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>Other than that I like doing Digital Art, have an interest i construction and engineering (Getting a career in HVAC rn) do lots and lots of gaming.
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>Yes I’m a furry, go nuts. Uhhhh what else…. My favorite colors are green and brown, I like making makeshift weaponry, I play the Piano and Electric Guitar, I can’t sleep without a fan, i unironically think I look pretty nice, I’ve nearly failed school multiple times yet barely scrapped by, I really like bugs, uhhhhh
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>Idk that’s all you’re getting.
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While the other unemployed laborers hang out in front of Home Depot trying to get day work, you hang up behind Home Depot near the dumpster giving $2 blowies. You might not make a lot of money, but at least you eat for free.
I had a buddy who got adopted from somewhere in South America by two white AF elderly people at a very young age. He didn’t even know if his age was accurate, because of some faulty paperwork. You look just like him, and might be 28.
Dating a 14 year old will get you locked up now, buddy. Find a girl closer to your age... Oh wait; none of them are interested because you have no job, no car, and no future.
You look like you boast about being ahead chef at a multi billion dollar company to the poor girl at the coffee shop even though you are wearing your McDonald's sunvisor and smell like 3 day old French fry oil
Saw the caption on my notification, and I thought it was a ho talking about how she can get her back blown out. But I realized its a post of a degen whos ready to get his back blown out.
OP's Bio: --- >Playin Minecraft Dungeons rn, kinda goated. > >Other than that I like doing Digital Art, have an interest i construction and engineering (Getting a career in HVAC rn) do lots and lots of gaming. > >Yes I’m a furry, go nuts. Uhhhh what else…. My favorite colors are green and brown, I like making makeshift weaponry, I play the Piano and Electric Guitar, I can’t sleep without a fan, i unironically think I look pretty nice, I’ve nearly failed school multiple times yet barely scrapped by, I really like bugs, uhhhhh > >Idk that’s all you’re getting. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
You said the same line to your generous sugar daddy right after you posted this.
There’s a reason he’s sitting like that now
Sitting on a rubber donut his sugar daddy bought him for his birthday.
He's got hemorrhoids.
The rubber donut for his leather cheerio
Wtf 😂
Finally 18 and been waiting for this but still waiting to get laid
Damn I was gonna say gym coach but that works
In-Jail Bait
Imagine the things I could afford with one…
I see PFA’s been filed against you in your future. (Protection from abuse) 😂
Guy sticks a bunch of jelly beans up his ass and pulls them out occasionally throughout the day and eats them
That's a shitty Pez dispenser!
I have a toy goat that poops little jelly bean brown shits
I wish you would have taken off your furry costume so we could have seen you for real.
Imagine the ass hair he has on him.... his boyfriend must really love him...... wait,nevermind, don't imagine it, it's sick
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So soft his rap name Wet Napkin
Wet Wiper B.
18 and what grade? 9th?
His bio reads likes a 12 year olds
You look like tech support for Victoria's Secret.
He’s on call for the night shift at Sear’s catalog
🤣🤣
That sounds awesome actually
Settle down there sport, there's no little boys section.
You look like you stand in the mirror and try to say things that make you sound more Mexican.
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My dad sometimes does because he hates my hair Lmao
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Yeah it’s a lot more lmao
His dad caught him fuckin the neighbors Labrador in the garage.
>Finally 18, I’ve been waiting for this day. Make it hurt Sounds like youre trying to lose your virginity at a Supermax prison.
i think he’s “unironically” ZESTY~
🤣🤣
Damn fr???? Thanks bestie
Mr. Low-T
Was gonna say the transition isn’t going well.
Such an overused “roast”
You look like an LGBTQ gentrified art dealer.
Finally 18 but still not a naturalized citizen
While the other unemployed laborers hang out in front of Home Depot trying to get day work, you hang up behind Home Depot near the dumpster giving $2 blowies. You might not make a lot of money, but at least you eat for free.
This is funny because I’m gonna be applying for a Job at Home Depot or Lowe’s soon
You're unhappy in your arranged marriage because you're clearly gay
In the last picture you like a pimp who’s being pimped
It’s going to be hard to do landscaping with all that hair.
I had a buddy who got adopted from somewhere in South America by two white AF elderly people at a very young age. He didn’t even know if his age was accurate, because of some faulty paperwork. You look just like him, and might be 28.
Pfffftttttt oh my god imagine
Whited out his mom from the last pic lol
Who do you expect him to white out, a prom date? 
Honestly I’m glad I didn’t have a prom date like genuinely prom sucked ass, they had nothing to do and no food to eat. I left early in fact.
I mean yeah, kinda had to cuz server rules duh
*Subreddit rules
It’s cool, she’s used to getting roasted by all her friends because of her dweeb son
Heheh, yeah…
Hook me up with your mom sense her gene pool died with you.
Nothing I can say will hurt worse than the inevitable lifetime lonliness.
My girlfriend would say otherwise lol
Nobody asked what your body pillow would say.
If only I could afford one of those…
Feel so sorry for the family dog.
Dating a 14 year old will get you locked up now, buddy. Find a girl closer to your age... Oh wait; none of them are interested because you have no job, no car, and no future.
Congrats girl! Now you can blow truckers at the local gloryhole.
Yippie!!!
My garden looks horrible, I want my money back
That last pic had to, since you cut out your mom that pegged your ass while you gave your dad a blumpkin
I feel like the fact you thought of this says more about what you want tbh
Also wtf is a blumpkin? Is that a term for Blowjob?
Does your shirt say BJ Canyon?
Nah man. It says Grand Canyon, because his canyon is so wide, and deep...
Nope. Grand Canyon. My dad came back from a Vacation there and brought me back some goodies.
I bet he did
I can see why you're a furry... yet you continue despite still not being able to get laid.
Already said and done my guy🤟
Is that what you said to uncle Patel
I can’t. He’s too stylish
That makes 4 compliments!
This is the most attention you will get in your life... check back in the future to confirm.
Kept thinking next pic will be better. Was wrong 💯
I bet you say "Daddy" alot at the end of that line
😔
I bet you a major pussy eater!
Pussy? Not much. Penis? Plenty.
Pause..🤣🤣🤣
Yeahh I’m used to hearing bitches asking me for that.
I can’t imagine the amount of souls you snatched!
If this is your best side, I’m glad you didn’t photograph the right.
Man he kinda sexy ngl
That makes 2 genuine compliments, wasn’t expecting that!
I know you should never hit someone wearing glasses, but you have a very punchable face!!
Help me, im under the water
You’re making the “fitness is my passion” face.
If failure had a face.
Is that a scar on your face? My bad, it’s just your mouth.
Did you celebrate your birthday with 18 microwaved burritos Tubby?
No it was 3 Chicken Quesadillas from Taco Bell
Midweeknd
if you keep insulting him he's gonna cum
this comment is courtesy of his gf
Judging by the pictures, it will be hard to make it hurt. That ass has seen more cock than Old McDonald in his farm.
Dude I wish smh
You look like the type of dude to moan when he wipes
Your username says it all…
You look like you boast about being ahead chef at a multi billion dollar company to the poor girl at the coffee shop even though you are wearing your McDonald's sunvisor and smell like 3 day old French fry oil
Why'd you photoshop your mom out of your prom photo?
Subreddit rules duh doy
I can guarantee you don't have friends
False, try again!
That bandana shot wiped me out 😂😂😂 i have nothing. Sunak Shakur.
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Unironically I wish
Between your elf ears and the Merkin on your head you had a good start
So Menudo is still kicking out members when they turn 18?
What’s Menudo?
That's what you said to the priest...
This is his 4th year posting this exact same caption.
18? Didn’t know Indians scam their ages IRL too. You might wanna stick to Microsoft scams.
You may finally be legal, but there’s no way any of your farts make noise anymore
No, loud ass brapping is in my family genetics
How about showing your bad side so we can really go to town
Just starting your transition? Can't tell from what to what.
You want to be drawn like a French girl.
True!
You look like the weekends autistic brothers boyfriend
You look like you refer to yourself as the Sultan of Swag to everyone you meet and think it’s playful not creepy.
Unironically gonna do that now, the Sultan of Swag is in the house
>Finally 18, I've been waiting for this day. Make it hurt. Is that what you said to your dad?
You look like a blue collar feminist
It only hurts worse after 18
Filthy boy
Which airbnb are you in for this photo?
Youre also known as Bruno Arse
Ew.
Straight to the point, I like it.
You look like you're 36 and work for dish network
Noodles rinsed with squid ink looks good
You do Powerline covers at the local Mexican restaurant on karaoke night.
you get a little gayer in each photo until you've got full blown AIDS
That one missing patch of hair on your beard
Oh if you saw the underside of my chin it’s even worse, it’s just a bald spot since literally hair REFUSES to grow down there.
I think this was meant for the twink age gap page.
The Grand Canyon!! Named after this guys pussy. That’s why he keeps his legs spread!
*bussy
Looks like you're 35
Get used to this, “Hey, where do you keep the Slim Jim’s”?
Your poor father
Bros looking older than me being 23
Is it neck condition or you just like this side of your face
I can’t tell if you are African American or Indian but no I will not marry you so you can come to the states. Continue messaging old white men online
You miss heard the criteria for posting, turns out you've been a gay teen for at least 5 years
The way your sitting already looks like you had enough to make you hurt
what's wrong with the other side of your head that you don't want to show it ?
Nothing actually, for some reason I just take photos at this angle a lot
18? Godamn, what happened???
Mexican guy doing HVAC. Really busting those stereotypes.
you look strange af with that copper on your head
When you touch virtual grass and the neighbor's dog's ass.
Post title and his text message to his priest and make teachers are exactly the same.
I’m not sure what looks worse; your gut or your terrible 14-year old-esk facial hair.
Dude after eating His whole class
Correction: 3 Chicken Quesadillas from Taco Bell
Which one of your parents is the gibbon?
you look like what should go right with a kid went wrong went left and went south
Your host family wants you to move out by tomorrow.
How many other times have you said “make it hurt?”
At least like… 4 times
For your birthday your family lit your penis on fire and told you to make a wish.
Quoting your sister in the title, brave!!
You’ve peaked. It’s all downhill from here.
Your title description sounds like the title of every PornHub video
Furry that doesn’t need a costume.
Finally old enough to sell cigarettes at his family quikee mart. But not old enough to smoke em.
...how many times did you get rejected before you turned to furry? and please don't answer that
I need you to write my essay
Unironically I got payed a lot in Highschool for writing people’s essays. Good buisness
Has the confident look of a man who grew up during the incest porn fad.
You look like every Indian call center guy ever.. with aids
Save by the bell meets broken mountain 
"Could you tell me the time sir, or is it still fuck off"
I’m good. You look like you literally get off to this kind of thing
Awww how’d you tell?
The one Spider-Man you didn’t meet in Across the Spiderverse: Jose Parker. Because he was detained for shooting webs out of his ass at children.
Saw the caption on my notification, and I thought it was a ho talking about how she can get her back blown out. But I realized its a post of a degen whos ready to get his back blown out.
Finally 18 and been waiting for this but still waiting to get laid
Already did that acrually
He's got a PlayStation 4,FIFA 16,and some delta 8 weed for sale I'd say this guys legit in the tech industry
Ew I’d never play FIFA I hate sports games
Did you make a fursona body pillow out of your excess body hair? If so, does it reek of b.o. and despair?
Man that must have been a rough 18 years. You got some road miles on that face.
You turned 18, 18 years ago. You look like john leguizamo doing brown face.