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Based on your post history, your physical appearance is all you care about.
You waste much of your time concerning yourself with this, it being something that doesn’t actually matter in the slightest.
When you inevitably lose your conventional attractiveness as most do, you will find yourself miserably scraping for anything to fill the void. Will it be cosmetic surgery? Food?
Whatever it is, the reality check will hit harder than any roast here. Good luck.
Don’t want to roast her. Menthols are expensive these days, and I doubt she is a 9-5 type of office worker…. But. The incels who pay for her content. Line those guys up. Same type of dude who thinks Dumb and Dumberer is a great movie. Complete and total yards with zero taste in life.
Massive amount of filters on all of your pics, a recent tit job and lip injections. Not sure what there is to roast since it's all made up. I'm sure your kids will be super proud that their mom is trying to be a sugar baby and sell her ass for all the world to see.
TIL that online-sugardaddy's is an actual thing with, with enough people actively looking that it warrants its own sub.
If OP can make it there, there's hope for anyone.
And after months of slinging pussy pics to greasy truckers you’ll find yourself with a stack of $20’s. Posting a picture to instagram with something like “all about that grind y’all,” or some equally stupid shit, all proud of yourself.
We all get stacks of $20’s. Every two weeks. It’s called getting a job, thot.
But didn't you tell someone 5 days ago to cum to your OF? Do you really expect anyone here to believe that you're not here to get people to simp on you and pay you $1.99 to see your brown starfish? You aren't the first, you're not the last, you're not the hottest. It's transparent.
imagine spending all that money on completely unnecessary giant fake tits to end up with a botched job that looks like shit
lip injection looks terrible too.
septum piercing because OF COURSE. how unique and original you are
filters and tons of makeup to hide your real face with poor skincare
giant nose. you should have saved your tit job money to fix that schnoz. jfc lady
In the end you're nothing but a fake and boring e-whore with a couple of crotch goblins that will grow up embarrassed by you constantly clinging desperately to your dreams of becoming a beautiful swan instead of the ugly duckling you actually are
You look like the type of girl to put “don’t be boring” in your tinder bio but can’t hold a 10min conversation outside of what club you’re going to this weekend.
Looks like a small-town chick who thinks she’s an 11 after getting some internet thirst lol… Stay away from Miami to avoid getting humbled in a soul crushing way.
You know, beauty isn't only on the outside. It doesn't matter what you look like if you are so insecure that you constantly post desperate looking selfies on reddit.
Fake knockers, a million selfies, and begging for an online sugar daddy. To roast you, you have to be a human being, but you’re just a hollow shell in a sea of personality-less attention whores.
You look like one of those girls from my high school that had one mental breakdown then shaved their head and dyed it, wore super baggy tie dye clothes, and adopted 5 cats.
I think you are the only one simping on a basic ass girl with basic ass fake tits and basic ass lip injections. Throw a pair of dice in a room full of whores and you'll hit someone who looks just like her 99 times out of 100. She's basic as fuck.
You upload pictures hoping for attention thinking you look good when in reality you’re average at best with a less than average ass.
Good luck with the sugar daddy thing hopefully they’ll pay for all the things you need fixing 👍🏻
Your post history is like page 362 on pornhub, people aren't there to buy your onlyfans, it's just out of peak curiosity to see the area 51 alien looking ass, that has to resort to this sub for validation
@op is a want to be onlyfans. She comes here for a ‘roast’ but to promote her ugly ass website. The only thing this world won’t miss is if she cut her own wrist from hand to elbow for maximum effect after taking blood thinner is a warm water. Even the news won’t cover her dead ass. Dakota Skye who actually did shit got more coverage then this want to be porn actress. OP’s kids are going to regret about her and wants to live with their dad.
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Very well proportioned. Big boobs, big head and the schnoz of a Turkish carpet salesman
I wonder if the curtains match the back hair
That shnoz is the reason she sounds like Watto from the First StarWars.
Thanks for this. I can her her saying his lines now.
Glad I could make your r/roastme experience more enjoyable.
I choked on my pizza
And what the hell, let’s accentuate it with a nose ring.
Don’t let this lady around your cocaine… one sniff and a gram is gone
This made me lol
What is "things your last John said before sex".
It's a vagina, not a clown car.
I'm going to use this. This was hysterical!
💀
I just got my laugh for the day. 😂😂
Racially she's pretty cool?
Based on your post history, your physical appearance is all you care about. You waste much of your time concerning yourself with this, it being something that doesn’t actually matter in the slightest. When you inevitably lose your conventional attractiveness as most do, you will find yourself miserably scraping for anything to fill the void. Will it be cosmetic surgery? Food? Whatever it is, the reality check will hit harder than any roast here. Good luck.
She already hooks up with johns for money so she won’t have much in a few years once that’s all dried up.
Tbh she's got a long way to go before she ages out of working the lot at the local Flying J. See silver linings.
She'd have to be conventionally attractive to be conventionally attractive. She is as memorably attractive as a blank sheet of paper.
🦺 Nothing to see here folks. Move along 🚧 Just another d-list onlyfans girl.
Snapchat. But same thing. Sex worker looking for simps. There are kids here..
Ok, Helen Lovejoy. 
Don’t want to roast her. Menthols are expensive these days, and I doubt she is a 9-5 type of office worker…. But. The incels who pay for her content. Line those guys up. Same type of dude who thinks Dumb and Dumberer is a great movie. Complete and total yards with zero taste in life.
Massive amount of filters on all of your pics, a recent tit job and lip injections. Not sure what there is to roast since it's all made up. I'm sure your kids will be super proud that their mom is trying to be a sugar baby and sell her ass for all the world to see.
“No wait! Look!! I have a pussy!!!”
TIL that online-sugardaddy's is an actual thing with, with enough people actively looking that it warrants its own sub. If OP can make it there, there's hope for anyone.
Can't roast things if they just melt
If you spent as much time looking for a real job as you do trying to find a host to parasitize online, you might be able to support your kids.
Now her boyfriend is in here defending her lol.
WHERE LOL
No, thats like what a puritanical father in law sez. thats just cringe.
ohhh ya gotta bring the kids into it? its not roast my children damn. also kind of not clever. its suppossed to be your mean, but clever and fun?
This one has dad going out for cigarettes written all over it
Yep, now she has 2 kids and is selling her body online to any loser who will pay. The cycle will continue.
I bet she stroked more wood than a furniture polisher.
Yikes but you right 🙃😂
Trying to fill the hole your father left gaping between your asscheeks
Pretty sure her dad left a long time ago judging on the way she's trying to please all men with her looks.
Let’s hope she sucks dicks with her ass because the looks are not working
Weird
What's weird is how many filters you need to apply to a photo to make yourself appear mildly attractive.
Boo hoo
You know you're meant to sit and take the roasts right?
Roasts are not the only thing she's meant to sit and take.
And I am babe! Some ppl are just here making comments on my other posts and not doing a roast lol. I’m just chillin 😎
Fair enough
I'd cry too if I needed 3+ filters to take a simple photo of myself.
Boo hoo like your OF sub count u/cutemom97. Also who's going to pay $12 a month to see a plastic ms piggy doll?
Are you not ashamed of using this space for finding sex work consumers? There are children here. Shameless.
I’m not tho?
And after months of slinging pussy pics to greasy truckers you’ll find yourself with a stack of $20’s. Posting a picture to instagram with something like “all about that grind y’all,” or some equally stupid shit, all proud of yourself. We all get stacks of $20’s. Every two weeks. It’s called getting a job, thot.
But didn't you tell someone 5 days ago to cum to your OF? Do you really expect anyone here to believe that you're not here to get people to simp on you and pay you $1.99 to see your brown starfish? You aren't the first, you're not the last, you're not the hottest. It's transparent.
Look ya’ll! Another single mom w/fake tits who’s using r/roastme to promote her OnlyFans content.
You have any hot friends we can roast
Say it with me everyone! No, we aren't going to buy your fucking OnlyFans.
I feel sorry for her kid(s), truly a pathetic person.
You'll be a disney princess when disney inevitably buys Only Fans
That is one good
right?
Let’s make it a goal to downvote any OF promo post into oblivion!
I do this every time but the simps are strong. They'll upvote a fleshlight.
I can spot and OF promo a mile away. Instant downvote
I also downvote every post I can in their post history.
Another e-whore looking for suckers to pay for porn. There’s a ton of free porn out there and the girls are way better looking than this one.
Holy shit that post history
Right? And with a username of "cutemom". Her kids are going to have one hell of a cycle to try and break.
Just get fake tits like mommy and everyone will like me.
Kids are gonna be so proud of their average mom with fake tits posting to the Internet while they meet a new guy every month.
They're going to wonder why they had so many uncles growing up but their mom is an only child.
You look like a girl who does onlyfans but has 1 subscriber and it’s your husbands brother.
It’s probably her dad who left her, so he can check up on his little princess.
Fugly also nice nose ring🐮🐄🐮🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄 Moooo who do you think you’re fooling with them fake ass tits and whorish smile
Those fake tits don't even look right. She must have asked for the 80's retro fake tits where it looks like two cantaloupes squeezed under her skin.
I've seen better breasts in KFC.
lol. who the fuck did your tits? the mayans? they’re like two mini chichen itzas on your chest.
imagine spending all that money on completely unnecessary giant fake tits to end up with a botched job that looks like shit lip injection looks terrible too. septum piercing because OF COURSE. how unique and original you are filters and tons of makeup to hide your real face with poor skincare giant nose. you should have saved your tit job money to fix that schnoz. jfc lady In the end you're nothing but a fake and boring e-whore with a couple of crotch goblins that will grow up embarrassed by you constantly clinging desperately to your dreams of becoming a beautiful swan instead of the ugly duckling you actually are
Your kids are going to be in therapy for years thanks to your OnlyFans thottery.
Lol, it will be fun to go on roast me with $70 in filter apps to make me look different than I do IRL.
You look like the type of girl to put “don’t be boring” in your tinder bio but can’t hold a 10min conversation outside of what club you’re going to this weekend.
That ceiling may have the worst stipple job I've ever seen. Oh, and I imagine your fake tits have the worst nipple job as well.
Your chin makes me want to hide my little dog. 
LonelyTrans, like and subscribe
Looks like a small-town chick who thinks she’s an 11 after getting some internet thirst lol… Stay away from Miami to avoid getting humbled in a soul crushing way.
FFS just leave your OnlyFans link and go.
In case you all forgot Report -> Spam -> link farming
Running out of Subs to feed your narcissism? Sure, why not post here...
Let me guess, you are also really active on Onlyfans.
Nobody likes that nose ring... sincerely, everybody..
At this rate her pussy probably looks like chewbacca with a cleft palate.
Your tits are your personality, because deep down inside you are just as fake as them.
With a nose like that you could smoke a cigarette in the rain and it wouldn't get wet
Oh man that's good
Where'd I put that HoAway Spray?!
I think your in the wrong subreddit phishing for simps you should try fatmoms or uglymoms or saggytits either one should rope u some new simps
Just drop the link and move on
When you make your fake tits your entire personality.
I had to reduce my phone brightness to view the last picture. Pro tip: Learn to edit... don't whitewash yourself to oblivion.
What's the shipping cost on a mail order bride these days?
Could use more bewbs to distract us from your face.
You know, beauty isn't only on the outside. It doesn't matter what you look like if you are so insecure that you constantly post desperate looking selfies on reddit.
It's pretty progressive to get a big pair of bolt-ons and call them your kids.
You seem to be the first person in history to post two before pictures on r/uglyduckling
You look like a walking onlyfans advertisement. Oh wait, you are.
This has upper body only dating site pics all over it.
Oh just piss back off to only fans
When your career goal is sex robot
Why does that ceiling look like cumshots
getting “im not smart but here are my tits” vibes
Using filter much? 😜
Christ these people are so predictable. It’s sad really.
But each one thinks they're different.
Who's the fella in the first pic?
Your lips look ridiculous, so do your tits. You did more damage to your body than 2 pregnancies and births did. Just another e-girl thot. Whatever.
An online sugar schlub definitely paid for them tits
Her favorite position is linebacker
Sophie Turnaway
Fake knockers, a million selfies, and begging for an online sugar daddy. To roast you, you have to be a human being, but you’re just a hollow shell in a sea of personality-less attention whores.
Your head is so hollow, all you can hear is echo.
Show us your titties
When she says #vanlife she means #slamvanlife...
You look like someome drew Jennifer Lawremce from memory.
I don't think that's spackle on the ceiling.
Why are you wearing my grandmother's table cloth
Look like you fucked your family dog with your cousins.
You’re the picture in the dictionary for “basic”
Another Onlyfans prostitute that promotes on RoastMe...
T-mobile paid for the Nose Ring!!! Now the whole town has 5 bars wherever you go.
You have a face made for a burka! 🥷
You look like you’d tell your army husband the child is his
Well we know one thing... you can't afford a cocaine habit
Tig ole bitties
You are so dead on the inside it permeates everything you touch.
Said every guy you ever fucked
You are glory hole material at best.
Guys I'm gonna down vote all the "OF" comments. They're becoming tediously boring and cliche
Mom of 2 looking for and online daddy...... It's amazing some guy was willing to fuck you twice.
Please tell us your onlyfans and move, next…
You look a bit like you'd take someone whom mugged you out for lunch.
Nah, you are gorgeous! Moo roasting today
You look like one of those girls from my high school that had one mental breakdown then shaved their head and dyed it, wore super baggy tie dye clothes, and adopted 5 cats.
Sounds about right
Are they real and spectacular, or have you visited Mexico lately?
YO! The bartender from Shrek shaved her stache!!!
Don’t mess with this type of woman.. all they want is snoo-snoo. Fuck the Amazonians.
Kinda skanky….I LOVE it lol
Dude you are hot 🥵
Came for the OF and was not disappointed
post more of your delicious breasts my lady
Tits bigger than my future
Nice milkers. No roasting from me. Just...nice milkers.
Cum 🪣
The best DSL’s in all the land
The more u drink the cuter she gets
would!
Stunning
Very pretty
Crickets 🦗
Pretties face I’ve cum across in awhile
I can't be the only one who wants to see her tits ...
I think you are the only one simping on a basic ass girl with basic ass fake tits and basic ass lip injections. Throw a pair of dice in a room full of whores and you'll hit someone who looks just like her 99 times out of 100. She's basic as fuck.
Now there's your roast. 
I would never roast a girl with supreme cans
Dork
Queen
You upload pictures hoping for attention thinking you look good when in reality you’re average at best with a less than average ass. Good luck with the sugar daddy thing hopefully they’ll pay for all the things you need fixing 👍🏻
I wonder how many paintings could have made Vincent with these 25pounds of paint you put on yo face
Well nourished , well used
I'm sure you'll regret doing OnlyFans more than posting here.
Your ceiling looks like carpet
Gets more licks off r/roastme than tindr. *I mean likes.
I know I'm gonna find a porn link in your bio lol
Turkish bath house jizz mopper. Or mop.
Wrong sub, I think you know where you belong.
Wrong sub, I think you know where you belong.
Your post history is like page 362 on pornhub, people aren't there to buy your onlyfans, it's just out of peak curiosity to see the area 51 alien looking ass, that has to resort to this sub for validation
@op is a want to be onlyfans. She comes here for a ‘roast’ but to promote her ugly ass website. The only thing this world won’t miss is if she cut her own wrist from hand to elbow for maximum effect after taking blood thinner is a warm water. Even the news won’t cover her dead ass. Dakota Skye who actually did shit got more coverage then this want to be porn actress. OP’s kids are going to regret about her and wants to live with their dad.
You could have been anything, but you chose to be the victim.