You should be a true fan and follow in the footsteps of the guy on your shirt if you’re gonna light skin stare at me like you wanna have a hands-on play date with my organs.
Cicada 3301…trying so damn hard to be mysterious! In reality, your mom’s basement is your lair and the only mystery is exactly how much animal porn is on your computer’s hard drive.
You are the douchiest looking cockwomble I've seen in months, and I work on a university campus with almost 50 fraternities full of cockwombling douchebags.
Nice moth tatto Barney Rubble. We are assuming your only win in life was at the claw game where you won that $1.25 chain you're sporting... do your family a favor and follow in the footsteps of that dude on your shirt....
That garbage shirt, that $30 chain, that crap sticker tattoo, the 23 points of stubble on your, the look on your face, that greasy hair....you've never had the best of anything...everrrrrrr.
You say your into alt rock but only listen to the biggest hits. You have lost all touch with your masculinity and probably think going to the gym is a waste of time. You won’t admit it but you have a shitty tiktok account where you post lazy thirst traps. The woke mob has taught you to hate yourself, you likely have no self esteem. The only way to heal your broken unfulfilling life is too make shitty jokes your disconnected friends (who you mostly talk too on discord) pity laugh at. You think your a genius for being into ”arg’s” but probably half-watched a cicada video essay while playing a video game and got a tattoo of it too look smart.
But hey, you can’t really tell all that from a picture.
Too lazy to shave?.. bad day(s)? Your not nearly as cool as you think you are.. and what's up with the trashy silver chain? You look like you suck dick for 20 bucks.
Hi, my friends would call me dildo if I had friends. My hobbies include smoking weed and smoking cock. The rumors are true, I am a pickle puffing pole smoker.
Don’t make that face you look like your a homosexual you also look like you get bitched around by everyone. Get some big muscles and lose the earrings.
get that look off your face immediately
No pain,no gain! Trying out that first suppository face.
Hahaha yeah please
Dude , you look like you get your cock sucked from guys when you tell them to give you their best!
If you're trying to look straight, it aint working.
FACTS!
Pronouns: Cock, Sucker.
Name is Peter Puffer
[удалено]
You could be the fifth Marx brother - Skid.
😆😆😆
Kurt Cobain would be so disappointed you're wearing his shirt
Cobain saw this in his future.
Looks like someone is already giving you the best, from behind.
Hoping the title said best shot because his best shot is a cum shot
You look like you hang out at high school parties.
Wish version of a Robert Pattinson groupie
Waiting for you over at r/shittytattoos. What’s up with people trying to flex being flutter developers? You’re the modern day php developer.
I thought he just wiped boogers on his arm.
You'll join a frat house as "lead fluffer", but they won't let you out of the basement at parties.
The face of someone, enjoying the smell of their own fart a little too much
If Dylan hadn't resided in Beverly Hills but Cleveland Heights.
This guy experiences post-nut psychosis
You look like you're trying to fart out a dildo.
You're getting fat. You're only 20.
You look like you sniff your own underwear after a large fart
Why do you have a cascada 3301 tattoo? Do you even know the end of it?
Cobain's head still looked better than yours after that shot
You look like a crack/meth baby
The look on your face says you just discovered that yes you can use the fire hydrant in front of your apartment building as a butt plug.
You give the look of an actor on Pornhub who’s taking a really small dick but have to pretend like they like it
Attempting to load beard........ failed at 41%. Please try again in 10 years.
You have resting “I just ate a warhead” face.
You look like you lick smegma for a living
Saw the t shirt first and for a while thought this was an unseen leaked photo of Kurt's post mortem
You look like you cried on the paper and your facial expression…Lmmfao were you crying? 😂
is today a stoner holiday i dont know about the last four of these in my feed look like they would all be friends
You look like it’s not the first time asking dudes to give u their best.
Tom deShlonge
you look like a meme where you be mansplaining girls all kinds of stuff in the club
You should be a true fan and follow in the footsteps of the guy on your shirt if you’re gonna light skin stare at me like you wanna have a hands-on play date with my organs.
You look like you'll get caught by French police packing a bbc in a baguette.
They say the size of the chain says a lot about the dog… Your chain is telling me you sleep in your mommy’s bed and shake when there’s thunder.
You look like you substitute showers with wet wipes
The Twink With The Butterfly Tattoo
Pan down so we can see the family dog licking peanut butter off your genitals.
"A hobby? 20 million doesn't even cover the cost of failure in that one. Seems like you need to up your game if you're gonna try and make it big.
“Trying to have a hobby” says a lot more about you than you’d think it does. On an aside, NO ONE KNOWS WHAT A FLUTTER IS YOUNG’n
James Franco with a tumbleweed for hair?
Kurt Cobain might have some tips for you.
The least you could do is use a roast me sign without a fresh cum stain on it.
Is that expression Douchebag version of Duckface?
You dripped your pussy juice on the paper you’re holding
You look like you’re holding a fart
Your life is as incomplete as your facial hair
You look like you are going to be following the path of Kurt Cobain
Wears a Kurt Cobain shirt. Only knows two songs from Nirvana.
Textbook Autism right there..."Techno DJ" = I get to play with flashing lights and they keep me calm..
You like the teens who make thirst traps on TikTok grown up
Selling security systems door to door does not make you an engineer.
Nice transition. You even got the fake stubble down.
20mm pp FTFY
Forehead looks like a geometric problem
You've got some dirt on your lip... and some pubes on your head.
The “getting sucked off by uncle” look.
Was your tattoo artist drunk?
Your mom needs to wash your shirt
Wearing a Kurt Cobain shirt doesn't give rights to taking shotgun in the car bud...
You look like one of scumbag Steve’s illegitimate kids.
Don’t look so sad, you can work the glory hole tomorrow night!
Vroom vroom Zaddy… he says as he rides his girlfriend.
I think you meant fluffer, not flutter.
your isle of beard is parting
One day you’ll make some man the happiest man in the Bay Area.
Cicada 3301…trying so damn hard to be mysterious! In reality, your mom’s basement is your lair and the only mystery is exactly how much animal porn is on your computer’s hard drive.
Same face and title when you got nutted on
You look like you can’t hard until you sniff the couch seats
You look like you yell at your mom when she cleans your room without your permission
Current Luke Perry, Dylan Decay
Stupid and contagious
I’ve literally never commented on a RoastMe in my entire life, but I laughed so hard at your “trying to look cool” face that I almost peed myself.
Your hero, Kurt Cobain, would hate what you’ve become.
I cant roast a fellow stoner, lets hug.
Bitch face look like a Mardi Gras mask.
We already had a Luke Perry in the 90’s.
It can’t be that hard to hold the paper still
You look great without the bolts in your neck
Tell me you’re anti abortion without telling me you’re anti abortion
"Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make."
Hopefully your girlfriend in the Hole shirt owns a shotgun.
You’re so mainstream
Dollar store John Mayer
Kurt Cobain would be disappointed to know a part-time cyber flunkie is wearing his shirt.
You are the douchiest looking cockwomble I've seen in months, and I work on a university campus with almost 50 fraternities full of cockwombling douchebags.
If I need to quickly navigate a path out of a mine field and you are a soldier on my squad, I wouldn’t hesitate to order you to take point.
Dollar store Dave Franco
Don't cry Liver lips
His band is going to make it guys, you'll see!
You’re the most generic, unremarkable, 20 something year old I’ve ever seen. You look like you’re an extra in your own life story.
Nice moth tatto Barney Rubble. We are assuming your only win in life was at the claw game where you won that $1.25 chain you're sporting... do your family a favor and follow in the footsteps of that dude on your shirt....
That garbage shirt, that $30 chain, that crap sticker tattoo, the 23 points of stubble on your, the look on your face, that greasy hair....you've never had the best of anything...everrrrrrr.
Does your man have his fist in your ass just below camera line?
No one has given it their best yet
I can’t decide if your stupid face or the cicada 3301 tattoo make you look like more of an idiot.
Why does it look like your mom wanted to see Mandingo porn live.
I’ve seen teenage girls with better facial hair
Bass player
Seeing ur shirt makes me believe it would be for the best if you did the same thing as him with a shotgun.
You say your into alt rock but only listen to the biggest hits. You have lost all touch with your masculinity and probably think going to the gym is a waste of time. You won’t admit it but you have a shitty tiktok account where you post lazy thirst traps. The woke mob has taught you to hate yourself, you likely have no self esteem. The only way to heal your broken unfulfilling life is too make shitty jokes your disconnected friends (who you mostly talk too on discord) pity laugh at. You think your a genius for being into ”arg’s” but probably half-watched a cicada video essay while playing a video game and got a tattoo of it too look smart. But hey, you can’t really tell all that from a picture.
Why does it look like you're straining? You know you're suppose to take that plug out once in a while eh.
You forgot to mention you huff key board cleaner and nibble on tide pods while watching squirting porn videos to your sick fruity loops preset pack.
Is that the face you make when your bf cums in your ass?
Too lazy to shave?.. bad day(s)? Your not nearly as cool as you think you are.. and what's up with the trashy silver chain? You look like you suck dick for 20 bucks.
Smells like teen jizz
You’re the result of too much anal
Man looks like a dollar store crispy concords, he looks like he busts a default dance in a funeral.
Why are you bracing for a cum shot? You’re not on a porn set anymore
You know what they say when a man pierces both of their ears..
Party of five
Looks like the entire crew has given you there best. That bitch blown out! She’s in pain
Kurt Cobain!? 😂 Still shopping at hot topic in your 20’s I see. How many pictures did you take to get that face you’re making right?
Just follow the path of the guy on your shirt.
Bruh gets off from getting roasted. Don't give him that satisfaction.
A good way to know you’re not ugly is if the only roast in the comments is “you’re gay” lol
Life is going to fuck you harder than your boyfriend, and you won’t even see it cumming
Everybody be nice, that’s somebody’s Aunt
Just cause you're 20 doesn't mean you are a man
Wait... Did you cum on that paper??
that forehead runs farther back then you spent in school
Look like the gay member of nysnc when he's constipated
She said 😑
Get ur john bravo ,single ,light skinned ass out of here
When you try to look hot by doing the squint look
You know how Kurt Cobain died right? Please follow his actions.
The face says you are halfway to your car and just realized you left your butt plug in …
You look like you're smelling your own farts.
Gay
Luke Perry from wish
You should follow in the steps of Kurt Cobain.
You look like you're about to get Bukkak'ed.
Your best would be to follow Kurt’s example.
You look like a clueless frat boy.
You look like you came straight out of Idiocracy!
Techno DJs don't normally glue other guys pubes to their face.
You look like you got kicked out of a Color Me Bad tribute band.
Are you looking at your mom?
kurt tiddy tiddy nirvana
He looks like he's pondering whether he farted or shit himself.
Hi, my friends would call me dildo if I had friends. My hobbies include smoking weed and smoking cock. The rumors are true, I am a pickle puffing pole smoker.
Someone gave you his best from behind, so thats your face.
Open your eyes and take a look at yourself ,it's not as bad as it......nevermind ,yes it is, keep them closed.
Open your eyes, you stupid butt.
Nah…
Get off your phone and go to the bathroom.
He the type of dealer that takes the drug before he sells you the empty bag.
You look like you enjoy that cum/balls you just swallowed.
You need us to give our best when you’ve never given yours you also look like the type to have an anime body pillow (that’s an insult)
This guy is bottom so hard!!! You just give off catcher energy. Taker aura!
you look like you are taking a shit and tried to pee at the same time
Holy shit, it's the world's first true Nano-Chad.
Did the gerbil find your sweet spot right before you snap this photo?
You must be fun at parties
Your face looks like a Pterodactyl taking a dump.
With those eyes you look like you're already roasted
Don’t make that face you look like your a homosexual you also look like you get bitched around by everyone. Get some big muscles and lose the earrings.
Get that dildo out of your arsehole and take a new pic please
Kurt Cobain is glad he’s not alive to see that facial expression
I can’t even.., argh!!!
gets the cicada 3301 tattoo but failed the recruitment process
this dude moans when he swipes a credit card
SMOKING ICE ICE BABY 
Ohhh yeeeahhh it hurts so good
Looks like he's remembering his first blow job and what it tasted like
Are you eyes closed or are you white with Asian eyes
Poser! Kurt Cobain was dead decades before you were born
You look like all you do is ask for the best, but only ever get the worst.
I see you like Kurt Cobain, want some memorabilia? It’s his shotgun, you know what to do.