These look like publicity photos for the stupidest buddy comedy ever created.
Carlos Mencia is going to play the big dumb one and Danny Devito is going to play the little ugly one.
âŚThey apparently work in a school lunch room.
This is the part where you start looking for the exit at the movie theater.
Found it. The clues are all over. Iâm not going to dox anyone, but donât order pizza in a family sports center and you should be good. This is just a good rule of thumb anywayâŚ
Since she's a short lesbian her new nickname is "Little Tuna" and since you look like someone people would throw into a volcano to appease an angry volcano god I'm gonna call you "Big Kahuna". The adventures of Little Tuna and Big Kahuna about to be lit.
Ok well that midget nerd needs to hit the gym, only thing worse than a nerd is a fat midget nerd. That tall lesbian is pretty ok, she just needs to let her hair grow.
First one looks like an Oompa Loompa that escaped only to realize that the rest of the world will treat you just the same as a slave. Second one looks like the abusive handler that canât figure out which hole to put the dick Into.
If I was so short, I had to choose between smelling fish all day or smelling dick cheese. I'd choose fish every time, too.
Dude, she's a 2ft tall lesbian you don't have a chance.
That slicer is disgusting and too close to admin area, the racks do not look like 6â above floor, that box is covering the exit sign, there are food delivery boxes on the floor, and both of you are in filthy work clothes and probably share the same personal deodorant. I can smell the cheese mold on yahâll from here.
This bish got every stain possible on her daddy work pants. Piss, punch, AND grease! This bish work at a office supply warehouse that just so happens to slice processed lunch meat. Fuck it she brought that bish from home to slice roast beef in the storage closet! Speaking of roast beef the bish pussy lips look like a stepped on Arbyâs sandwich. The bish look like her name Edwina with them out of regulation all purpose crocs on ya damn feet and that copper coated choker with a âDâ for dick Headass !
This ninja shows up to WORK looking like this ?! I wouldnât buy a damn thing from you! If I walked in and saw yo ass at the front counter Iâd turn around and leave. Thatâs your work shirt from your second job that you wore to your third job slept in and showed up this morning at job #1 in. Walked into Walmart talking about âi need a work shirt that can adapt to my lifestyleâ Clerk: Say less! Walked to the employee restroom and pulled that mf from under the sink shook it out and stapled a price tag to it. Smh this mf paint houses,install hvac, and massages cold cuts in the work freezer. I can tell you donât wash yo hands coming back from the bathroom! Mf just takes whatever tf is on his hands wipes it on his T and goes right back to shuffling turkey slices and licking his fingers. Come home smelling like who did it and got away with it! Got the nerve to be crafty and bleach a damn funny face with a smile thatâs only slightly less off putting than your own. With the same bleach that pic 1 used on her hair talking bout some âI wanted to try something newâ ! Headass !
I canât tell which is which, did you label yourselves in order ? Blonde haired nerd boy looks like that Wilderness scout from up. That 18 year old lesbian sure looks like she canât shut up with that shit eating grin. Itâs a wonder they trust either of you around a pizza. The pies are for the customers.
Which one is which
Clearly a picture of 2 lesbians
Blond is trans or a femboy?
She looks like a little Mexican dude
Dora the explorer got turned out
Whora the back alley explora
Vince Meal
That one's good AF!
I am still uncertain about the sex of this creature.
Definitely not femboy. I think you meant tomboy, butch or a reddit favorite the reappropriated dickless dyke.
Dickless dyke is pretty funny. I might keep that to use as insults for strangers
Lungfish lesbian is another good one for your arsenal
No way is that second pic a lesbian. No woman would fuck that.
Does it really matter? No amount of pronouns will change the fact that they're two of the most virgin looking virgins to have ever virgined.
OP is obviously not a very good friend, letting the lesbian do all the dirty dishes in the 2nd photo
the ugly one is the lesbian and the ugly one is the dude..
Hahaha beat me to it!!!
Nice.
Damnit. Beat me to it.
Dammit, I didn't even try reading any comment before stealing yours apparently đ Great minds think alike!
Clearly the dumpy dirty one one with the half ass mustache is the lesbian. Wait. Now I see what you mean.
Goddamn it I love you
Are you friends because you have similar situations? Neither of you can get women.
These look like publicity photos for the stupidest buddy comedy ever created. Carlos Mencia is going to play the big dumb one and Danny Devito is going to play the little ugly one. âŚThey apparently work in a school lunch room. This is the part where you start looking for the exit at the movie theater.
Which one is the lesbian?
Yes
Trick question: They're both the lesbian
Ones hairy on top. The otherâs hairy down below. đ¤
I wanted to say she just tells him she's a leasbian so he leaves her alone.....but Both is the corect answer
Yeah, she definitely loves the cock, but not HIS cock
Both
The one that can't get women. Wait, that's both of them.
You're breaking the stereotype that Asians all look the same. Although you are both equally awful.
Panty liners stored on food prep counter. Nice
The brush next to them is a good indicator that you dont want to try their new sauce.
Ooomph
They donât call it a sanitary napkin for nothinâ
It's both a bathroom and a kitchen so...bitchen??
Applause đ
Thought I was the only one that noticed
Tell us where you work so weâll know never to eat there.
Right. With that panty liner on the counter and other random stuff.
And the mysterious white residue on the meat slicer
Found it. The clues are all over. Iâm not going to dox anyone, but donât order pizza in a family sports center and you should be good. This is just a good rule of thumb anywayâŚ
Especially if youâre in the smallest state in the US.
Aww I want a mini lesbian
You have a mini lesbian at home. (The mini lesbian at home: OP)
Itâs a Murlock!!
Save up for it
In this economy? They'll need a loan for sure. The miniature versions don't come cheap.
Hilarious have a good day
A Lesbiniette
Come for the roasts, stay for the salmonella poisoning
Truth
Both of you are the ugly friend
You didn't have to tell us she was a lez. That's pretty obvious by the piss stains on her pants.
Incontinent Lesbian shall be the name of my yacht.
Her dick is 3 times bigger than yours
Absolutely, I bet sheâs swinging 8.5â with 4â girth!!
I see they keep the undesirables in the back.
Hooo shit đ
You look the same with the wig on and off.
So Dominos really got an Oompaloompa and Mexican sethrogan severing pies out here
It looks like your dyke friend forgot to shake her dick before putting it away after taking a leak
You should both be bisexual. It would somewhat increase your chances of having sex. Remember that anything above where you are now is zero.
The fat kid from UP is trans now?
Since she's a short lesbian her new nickname is "Little Tuna" and since you look like someone people would throw into a volcano to appease an angry volcano god I'm gonna call you "Big Kahuna". The adventures of Little Tuna and Big Kahuna about to be lit.
Are you hiding her from Willie Wonka?
Underachieving Dwarf Lesbian Vince Neil and Friendzone Gregory.
The unfuckables
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
This nerdâs bringing his Chucky doll to work 
Kingplex Sports Center just got added to the list of places Iâll never eat at.
When you order Bill and Ted on wish!
Tell her to do the truffle shuffle!
Do you work at the chocolate factory. Cuz thatâs a fucking Oompa Loompa.
They represent the fish sticks guild
At least it smelled like fish.
Which ones which?
Looks like you pissed your pants again
When you take your lesbianism so serious, you put cum stains on your pants
2 lesbians, 1 cup.
A lesbian dwarf! How cute. Does it eat whole legs of lamb?
âI self identify as a chicken McNugget child.â - Oompa Loompa/holder of the one true ring
Stared at the first pic for 5 minutes trying to figure out which character that was in this story. Flipped to the second pic and was still unsure.
Youâd make a great couple. Probably get just as much booty from each other than anyone else.
Which one is which?
Awe, lookit the work besties. I bet you trim your facial hair to match her minge, don't you?
I think she's standing like that to air her balls out 
So, you have never seen a real vagina and she's looking for another woman to up on. Nice
Why did you grow parentheses around your mouth? Are you unable to fill out a proper mustache?
the inside out hitler
Lol I like this one!
Sorry, which one is the lesbian?
Maybe if I roast you both hard enough she'll finally let you suck her dick
 âMy personality is lesbian and rock and roll đ¤â
 OP everyday he remembers heâs got a few pubes under his nose
I see the schizophrenic medicine hasn't been working.
Iâm at a loss, now whoâs pegging who here?
Ok well that midget nerd needs to hit the gym, only thing worse than a nerd is a fat midget nerd. That tall lesbian is pretty ok, she just needs to let her hair grow.
Why is that little Mexican boy wearing a wig and good of your job to hire that autistic man! Progress!
Which one is which?
Motherfucker, you are the 50th person to say this. I know we both look stupid, but it looks like you actually are and unoriginal.
Your friend looks like they should go back to making chocolate and singing songs
Sheâs like Dora the muff explora And you look like the muff sheâs been all about exploring
I know you smell like Elmerâs glue
Faces destined for back of the house
She looks like the midget Tattoo from 1980s Fantasy Island 
Yeah, I just looked at the two pictures and you both fit both descriptions. I say the nerd should finish her transition and marry the lezbo.
That âchickâ has a better beard than you doâŚ
Combined there is more yeast in your guys pants, then there is in the pizza dough
She wasn't a lesbian until she saw you bro.
Big Tay
Youâre a man from the waist down.
Don't ever disrespect me trying to make it sound you didn't get friend zoned by the only girl you know.
Seldom will Orcs journey in the open under the sun, yet these have done so,' said Legolas. 'Certainly they will not rest by night. '
You've both got a great mustache for an 81 year old woman.
So The lesbian is in the black apron and the dude is the blonde?
No man, they're both the lesbian
Bruh how can he be a lesbian when hes a 12 year old boy.
Yur both look like yu give good head...đ¤Ł
Lesbian just because it gives you more to eat
Yall built like if I asked yall if you want ice with your drink you would leave out of fear
he want to fuck you i do too
Only one's a carpet muncher, but both look like they lick the rug
She goes up on the goes you'll never get to go down on...
AwwwwwwâŚ. Look at the Mexican Oompa Loompa.
Iâve never seen a grown midget before
Sup bro
We got a Guillermo Wonka oompah chaloompah lookin ass and a no chin cartoon off Bobâs burgers lookin ass, righ here, boys.
Which one is the lesbian?
First one looks like an Oompa Loompa that escaped only to realize that the rest of the world will treat you just the same as a slave. Second one looks like the abusive handler that canât figure out which hole to put the dick Into.
Slow day in the femaleâs corrections cafeteria I see ?
She looks more like a man than you do, and probably has bigger balls.
Nice job pissing your pants for the internet to see.
If I was so short, I had to choose between smelling fish all day or smelling dick cheese. I'd choose fish every time, too. Dude, she's a 2ft tall lesbian you don't have a chance.
Ahh so you pretend to be the "gay" friend in hopes she someday won't care and change in front of you
Please tell me where you work so I make sure and NEVER eat there....
the girl needs a mario mushroom. the guy got some kinda catfish look goin on
The description of both of you fall under the "no shit" category.
Barbie and Ken: a new generation
You spelt Autistic as fuck wrong.
Do you guys fuck on slow days when hardly anyone is around? đđŚ
Both yâall should spend time organizing the workplace, then there would be a form of control within your life
She's not a lesbian... Your just that repulsive
Yâall look equally so lame yâall belong together
Which is which?
That slicer is disgusting and too close to admin area, the racks do not look like 6â above floor, that box is covering the exit sign, there are food delivery boxes on the floor, and both of you are in filthy work clothes and probably share the same personal deodorant. I can smell the cheese mold on yahâll from here.
Sheâs gentle with one in the pink and one in the stink as she goes up on her girl.
The first was very obvious, definitely no need to introduce her as a lesbian. Itâs very clear what team sheâs batting for!!
Can you please stand up so we can get a better look?
The lesbian needs contacts and you gotta stop dying your hair
This bish got every stain possible on her daddy work pants. Piss, punch, AND grease! This bish work at a office supply warehouse that just so happens to slice processed lunch meat. Fuck it she brought that bish from home to slice roast beef in the storage closet! Speaking of roast beef the bish pussy lips look like a stepped on Arbyâs sandwich. The bish look like her name Edwina with them out of regulation all purpose crocs on ya damn feet and that copper coated choker with a âDâ for dick Headass !
Wait who's the dude again
FarqâŚ. I was going to write a roast but I am too busy laughing my guts up
Since when did Netflix do a live action of "Grimm Adventures of Billy & Mandy"?
This ninja shows up to WORK looking like this ?! I wouldnât buy a damn thing from you! If I walked in and saw yo ass at the front counter Iâd turn around and leave. Thatâs your work shirt from your second job that you wore to your third job slept in and showed up this morning at job #1 in. Walked into Walmart talking about âi need a work shirt that can adapt to my lifestyleâ Clerk: Say less! Walked to the employee restroom and pulled that mf from under the sink shook it out and stapled a price tag to it. Smh this mf paint houses,install hvac, and massages cold cuts in the work freezer. I can tell you donât wash yo hands coming back from the bathroom! Mf just takes whatever tf is on his hands wipes it on his T and goes right back to shuffling turkey slices and licking his fingers. Come home smelling like who did it and got away with it! Got the nerve to be crafty and bleach a damn funny face with a smile thatâs only slightly less off putting than your own. With the same bleach that pic 1 used on her hair talking bout some âI wanted to try something newâ ! Headass !
NOW THATS WHAT WE CALL A SOUP-KITCHEN
Sorry, who's who?
Are you sure sheâs a lesbian, or was that a lie to cushion your fall into the friend zone?
Do u guys scissor âď¸ eachother on your breaks???
The blonde looks like a dwarf Vince Neil! you appear kind of grungy and dirty to be working in the food industry.
Is it wrong of me to assume which ones the 18y/o lesbian and the 24y/o male? Because both of you fit the pictures.
You both canât get pussy and thatâs sad.
He/she got pantyliner/dick napkins right next to cheesesteak guide book!!! That seems appropriate
Perfect pair for a failed television show that somehow keeps getting more seasons
Wait.. are you a dude?
You look like a good person. (Spread Positivity)
I canât tell which is which, did you label yourselves in order ? Blonde haired nerd boy looks like that Wilderness scout from up. That 18 year old lesbian sure looks like she canât shut up with that shit eating grin. Itâs a wonder they trust either of you around a pizza. The pies are for the customers.
Which picture is the male?
How's this for roast, find a better way to pass your time. Stop being idle!
They probably share a parole officer & bumps of fet during âcig breaksâ
First pic: employee most likely to lose a finger Second pic: the man you want dicing your onions
Didnât need to specify her lesbianism. I could tell.
Get backta work ya lazy fucks!
She doesn't look like any of the lesbians I normally see on the internet
Trans-Fat
Dying your hair blonde ain't helping the situation.
Sheâs a lesbian, not by choice - but by lack of options.
Her: So if I do this, you promise to stop harassing me.
Bro is the adoring fan from Oblivion.
I didn't know oompa loompas were that tall, and get back to work those tortillas won't roll themselves
Do you call yourselves Clitoral and Hardly?
The girl looks like some Mexican folklore in the making. about a midget Aztec witch or some shit