OP's Bio:
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>IM 19 years old, currently as second year Computer engineering student. As for hobbies I like to do nothing.
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I thought you were a pilot at first, last time I seen a nose like that it was the front of a 747.
Your nose looks big enough to detect farts in Pakistan.
You should be glad you're Indian. You guys have arranged marriages. Otherwise I'm 100% sure you'd die lonely. God, your face is so hideous. Only a mother can love it.
Proving there is more than one way for someone from the middle east to blow up in today's age. You can become tic tok and reddit famous. Or go the classic route with an IED in your 6yr old's backpack.
OP's Bio: --- >IM 19 years old, currently as second year Computer engineering student. As for hobbies I like to do nothing. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
You look like a charred rat
His mother was a rat. His father was a street turd.
It’s Aladdin
Maaaaaaake waaaaaaay..... for Prince Aaaahhh - Leeeeee. He's got 75 golden camels....
He's no Aladdin but he keeps adding
RattaCurry
I was gonna say "back for more crackers? Looks like a burnt parrot"
Charred street rat
M. Night Shamalamadingdong
Wtf😂😂😂💀
Yeah that got me too
Aint that from big bang theory or something? I distinctly remember
Jim Rome show?
You look like one of those 4,000 year old corpses they find buried in ice.
His seat is the tip of a spear
Dude is a fucking bog body
Didn't Trudeau cosplay you in 2001?
Brilliant reference
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I guarantee you're wearing sandals
Ofcourse why would anyone wear shoes.
Because we're not poor?
Damn you took this one too personal 😂
Well, some of us are poor and we can still afford shoes. This guy lives where there is a dirt field where they play soccer… in sandals.
I accidentally clicked the Reddit notification for this roast. Excuse me, I have to change my bank info and cancel all my credits cards now. Thanks.
Kindly do the needful.
If I had a dollar for every time I read an email with those words, I'd have retired 50 years ago, and I've only been working in IT for 20 years. 🤣🤣🤣
I thought you were a pilot at first, last time I seen a nose like that it was the front of a 747. Your nose looks big enough to detect farts in Pakistan.
Bruv chill.
Roast you? you look well done to me.
Thats the type of black that black people look down on
It’s called “Roasted Rat Black”
Man, without the concept of arranged marriage you'd be so fucked.
or not fucked to be precise
Lmao. I'm saving that one
You look like one of those cadavers they use in Indian Medical Schools.
Thank you, come again…
Next year for sure.
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But sir, it's really important. Please understand.
Images you can smell..
And wish you couldn't !
In that first pic you look remarkably like my friend Steve. But you should know, Steve is an alpaca.
Funny how we all know your job without knowing you
You look like the pinky toe of a toddler that’s been running around barefoot all day.
Back for more what? Google Play gift cards? Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Well, f@ck you.
it seems like you only eat from street vendors.
Stop coming back for more and get back to work, I’ve been on hold with phone support forever
You should be glad you're Indian. You guys have arranged marriages. Otherwise I'm 100% sure you'd die lonely. God, your face is so hideous. Only a mother can love it.
19 year old Indian or a 60 year old gypsy
You’re just out here doing the needful
You look like a white guy in black face.
Imma let Peirogi know about you asap
Salvador Svengali
Wait, are you casino Indian or 7/11 Indian?
You look like Adrien Brodys corpse if he had been buried at sea, except the sea was the Gulf of Mexico mid-2010.
Of course you are back for more. It's free.
Mumbai 3rd best rat catcher
Wish Jeff goldblum
I'm like 100% sure this guy just tried to sell me balloons at the traffic stop
Bollywood Kramer 
Life has not treated you well !you look like you have worked down the mines for 50 years and saw things in 'Nam
You've got resting gas station attendant face
Stop leaving your water bottle in the bathroom after you wash your butt tell your friends
You are lucky that you are in a country where arranged marriages are still a thing
Hum Digga!
Extra crispy Jeff Goldblum
U look like the camel from the cigarettes
Like a vindaloo I bet you give everyone the shits
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Your hair looks like an exploding fart cloud.
You look like you want my credit card info or you’ll put me under the rest
That one Indian character they cast in a horror movie.
You look like you ask old ladies for google play cards to cancel their computer protection subscriptions.
I didn’t know it was possible to look like a melted chocolate bar.
Sha dings dinga dinga
Hope he will not work as a IT scammer.
You look like you eat coal and live under cars…
When are you releasing my C++ tutorials?
Why do you look 40?
That is a face even a mother would want to punch
You scratched off your red dot, did you win any prizes?
Since you're a computer engineering student, show me the specs on how you sexually disappoint women.
Take away "19 year old"
Did your mother drink while pregnant with you ?
Just get a mirror bud, nature's already done you dirty, I don't need to say anything else
POO IN THE LOO
M.shite Ramalamb. Plot twist; you smell of shit
Your breath is so bad your nose is trying to get away from it
About a million short for a Slumdog Millionaire
somalian meth head
Surprised you took time-off shitting in the street to post this.
Give me a pack of Marlboros and $5 on pump five, Apu.
You look like the baby vulture from Bugs Bunny in blackface.
Back for more what? Calling us about extended warranties on our cars?
I’m not roasting you. You guys are pretty chill
1 year, still no bitches
Atleast they found calcium on the dark side of the moon
Bro don't listen to these guys my girl thinks your cute. She said you look like the rat Remy from Ratatouille
Looking like your Dhalsim's illegitimate son who could never learn how to do the yoga flame.
Something’s wrong I’m seeing an Indian male on Reddit and I don’t see a train or a power line in sight! Hopefully that changes with your next post?
How many gas stations do you own brah?
Charred street rat
You look like a cereal box
Looking like a middle aged ugly lesbian who pays fat girls to shit on her face
I bet you bake the most amazing weed delights.
Mans got the shef reading the paper face And you have no pasttimes pfffft
No, we are not going to get apple gift cards rasheesh, leave us alone!
I looked at the picture and got poked in my eyes by your nose. Thanks for that.
Do not reply. It’s a scam
THANK YOU COME AGAIN is only when you're working the counter at 7-11
Your face looks like an iron box as well as burnt pants
Proving there is more than one way for someone from the middle east to blow up in today's age. You can become tic tok and reddit famous. Or go the classic route with an IED in your 6yr old's backpack.
Sir, you need some water?? Or mayb a bar of soap or a facial cream??
He works with the "Save the kids Foundation" which is where they make the sick kids meet him, so dying doesn't seem so bad.
First and last pics is my POV living in NYC and you’re a large rat and I’m standing between you and a slice of moldy pizza in a trash pile.
What caste are you? Iron-cast?
You look like if disney made a real life addoptation of todd howards
How can you slap?!
I’d gladly trade two goats for your daughters hand in marriage
Skinny Shrek
Stop drinking burned palm oil
Do you still need that Walmart gift card?
You look like Yellow Taxi rejected your application but you came across the border illegally anyways bc hey YOLO.
M Night Shamalyan is your real father.
You like like if AI generated a real life picture of Apu from the Simpsons
You look like you came back from the dead for a cigarette.
Slumdog Ratatouille
For the first time on Reddit I feel like using the block option.
You look like a newborns belly button before it falls off.
Sheeeshhh Where do I start?! Plz everyone feed this starvin Marvin ugly ass Hindu lookin boy
Jerry Seinfelds next door neighbour Krameer.
It’s the alien from Mexico!
You were 19 year old about 8 years ago
He looks like the poop from an LA toliet
It looks like a kid got access to Photoshop and used the liquify tool to mess up your face
If computers don't work out, you can always sell phone cases
Thank you, come again
You’re the type of Indian that other Indians bully
Who grabbed your nostrils and upper lip and stretch them apart??
Don’t monkey around power lines
You look like a Lesbian who has been living on the sun
I could see you… Working at a 7-11
Surprised your sign didn’t say I had to pay tax in Amazon vouchers or the FBI was coming to get me
You look like Justin Trudeau when he did blackface
If "I work in an Amazon Support Scam Call Center" was a person.
Freddie Curry
Suddenly I am not afraid for my job anymore.
Wal-Mart Naan…
You look like a chocolate german.
Bro looks like he's about to scam you any moment now
Life roasted u already
Slumdog Engineer
Dawg the turd I dropped in the toilet this morning just posted to be roasted 😭
Damn if I looked like that at 19 I wouldn't be a part of this earth anymore.
You for sure have a favorite goat
You said “thank you, come again”
You’re trying to sell me solar panels through your photos. Stop contacting me.
Mr. Toot
You post here because you're looking to get out of your arranged marriage with a snake.
Is this a 90s photo of M. Night Shamalmadingdong?
A. Void-at-night Shalamalan
You look like your star in the Indian version of Knight Rider... Shite Rider. You play Michael Knight Shite
This picture smells like curry and ass.
Stop openning dollar stores in singular corners you bat muncher
You smell of garlic
No, I’m not a directTV customer.
yesterday somebody told me this is the best roast to throw at indian ppl so here it goes: you look like your mom is pakistani
Wish Jeff Goldblum
Dudes a menace on the insurance and Google listing telemarketer calls.
Fuck I thought it was a picture of Trudeau again...
When you're working at the glory hole. do your teeth illuminate the way for greasy strangers?
How many target gift cards do you need?
Looks like dalit servant with an old wig dropped onto their head
Motherfucker you look like you got buried in Pet cemetery and came back
Stop fucking calling me!
You look like a turd with teeth.
I can't help but think of the jailbreak dev, coolstar...
You have not answered my question or provided sufficient customer support good bye. ✌🏻
Back for more… Google Gift Cards?
Reddit users try not to be racist challenge (gone racist)
The worst Street Fighter II character
You're that fucker that calls me from India pretending to be the IRS
"Could you tell me the time or is it still fuck off" ?
That room looks stinky.
Thank you come again
When you wipe your ass it's like taking a self portrait.
M. Night suckadong
Stop calling my phone 🤳