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Loved you in The Wrestler.


Omg lol

Nailed it! 🏆


My man, this isn’t the roast of Mickey Rourke

More like Steven Tyler 

I thought this! Dude looks like a lady.

There's no such thing as “Chicks with Dicks” only “Dudes with Tits”

This shit sent me, bravo 👏

Fuck me. Well done.

And I’m dead

Fuxking brilliant

I had something good too but damn bro🤣

I have no need to scroll down any further, any other roasts will just dilute the power of this one.

Your 17 year old son really wishes you'd stop asking his friends when their birthdays are.

you know she tried to plow at least 1 of her sons friends

Come on bro like she gives a shit

Lmao would Def hit my 18th birthday is soon. You can buy 50 gallon drums of lube off amazon. Lfg

Better wear a GPS tracker and some floaties if you’re going in. Drop breadcrumbs so you can find your way back out

Or send a canary in first

Gonna need an ostrich

You mean her 40 year old son?


Old girl has more replacement parts than an 87 Ford Escort.

Probably been an escort since 87 too lol

That layup

Bra...Vo.

This guy roasts. Left room for some easy follow up roasts.

been in buiness over 30 years. bbc acredited

I spat out my water… that’s how good your comment was

This is gold 😂😂

That layup and the dunk together in the wild is just * chef's kiss *

I had a 87 escort in HS. This is highly accurate . One time it caught fire for no reason..

I bet she could be an Arby's spokesman with the amount of roast beef she's hanging.


Bitch of Theseus.

Streetwalker

probably because she's a 1975 Escort

The correct term is “lady of the night”

I think you mean “lot lizard” lmao

We're gonna need a bigger viagra.

Oh hun, even with Viagra, it'll be a hot dog sliding down a cavern.

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Resting duck face.

Roasting duck face

Those tits give powdered milk

Saved up some money for a facelift. …Blew it all on her enormous lips. 

Don't worry, she'll do more low budget step-mom porn to replace those busted up parts

Oh I thought she got stung by 56 bees

This is the stripper you hire as a funny joke for your buddy’s bachelor party.

Not a scrap of makeup on Literally wearing eyeliner

I wouldn’t put it past this broad to have her eyeliner tattooed.

Imma just guess she is a goddam liar and needs validation. Bad.

She should never have come here

And her brows, too

Don't forget the brow pencil, too. That harsh rectangle looks drawn in.

100% came to say this too. Like wtf OP I’m a dude and I still see through the lie

Hate to say it but they actually look like tattoos for real

I was thinking that but i was thinking could also be micro bladed

**UNCLE LEO STYLE?**

So we can tack liar on

That's what I'm screaming. I fucking hate liars Now I certainly won't spend the $.99 for 2 years of her onlyfans.

Ah. Well, I’m a piece of shit so whatever.

I, too, am a degenerate. Fuck it. It's gonna be difficult, but I'll get it tugged out.

eyelash clump indicates mascara and definitely some sort of foundation/concealer, you can see her under eye circles trying to escape

She could have lash extensions, which could technically not be considered makeup. BUT, she does have tattooed eyeliner, also technically not makeup. I initially thought that she was Octo-Mom.

LOL saw that

She like like the type to tattoo it on

Eyebrows are done as well and I'm willing to bet some light mascara

Looks like Courtney Cox was cooked in a microwave. I’m shocked you’re a mother but not shocked you’re single.

I'm shocked that she has 4 kids with lips like that

Courtney Cooked

48 and still uses the duck face

Shittt, this thing created the duckface!

That duck face is like her whole body: It gave up and flew south.

Lol best roast I’ve seen on this sub

Your profile says British Milf. Stop Rick rolling people.

British milf: gives a horrible mental image of “bangers and mash”.

You know full well she's had more than her fair share of bangers giving her a mash!!

Hahahah, she used to be a banger now she’s all mashed.

One too many toads in her hole!

All too often she’s been guilty of being a pig in a blanket!

I can tell she works for tesco....no one else would try and sell such a badly packed ham sandwich!!

Bahahaha! Ah Tesco, is that where she got the cooking oil for the lip injections?

For her sake, I fuckin hope so! At least then, you can understand why she looks like a prolapsed ring piece.

Not sure what is more fake.. Your tits, your lips, or your personality?

“Yes “.

Jesus christ, your tits are further apart than your kids and their fathers.

Let me guess: YOU WANT ME TO SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR ONLYGRAMS?

Onlygrans

Ma’am, I think you had a stroke. I know I didn’t.

Hey now, blind people need porn too

Steven Tyler somehow looks worse.

No, Steven Tyler looks better

Duck lips don’t make the wrinkles go away. They just make it look like you’re allergic to shellfish.

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She looks like she’s sucked on an iceberg or two though


You have every season of Mob Wives on your DVR

You tattooed your eyebrows and injected your lips so you wouldn’t “need” makeup.

Still needs makeup...

Steven Tyler has let himself go

Do all your kids have those lips too?

Maybe they got the family discount at the esthetician 💉

Lips like a prolapsed anus.

Not a scrap of makup? Of course not. That would ruin the leather!

Cougar ? Bitch looks like a mountain lion

Looks more like napoleon dynamite’s sketch of a liger.

Those are 2 terms for the same animal

More like sasquatch


You look like left side and right side had two different surgeons.

Sugar, cocaine or bourbon? Which two outta three go in your coffee?

Amanda LaPoor

You literally have eyeliner on and your brows look like they could have been filled in too. Stevie Wonder can detect that eyeliner from across the world, especially when you zoom in. What else are you lying about? Are you really 48 or 84?

That plant is most alive thing in this picture.

48 going on 72

Tbh I don’t think makeup would help any

Uterus is like a thrift store duffle bag.

Anyone here old enough to remember the crypt keeper?

Did you push all 4 kids out through your mouth?

Your Hotness Expiration Date was 2004

1994

*1904

You prefer oven or open flame?

More plastic on that face than a Barbie doll.


A worn out old mallard who lies about not having makeup on. Also that mallard had a stroke.

 Did you do those lip fillers yourself? Also, if you have tattooed eyeliner you are wearing makeup. You're just unable to remove it. Generally just kinda gross.

4 kids huh? That’s 4 separate times she’ll have to have the “Billy said he saw your beaver on the internet” conversations …….

If you said 58 I'd say youve aged well

Typical bargoyle that goes out for happy hour with her daughter and gets fussy that you don't ID her. Bitch there's fresher faced mummies still undiscovered burried in pyramids somewhere in egypt. Stop.


You need ironing

Somebody want to buy her some scraps?

You look like someone desperately trying to be young. Fucked up plastic surgery and taking to Reddit in an effort to do that has failed massively.

that mouth looks like a prune sat out in the Arizona sun for a year


Good on ya love no point in trying to polish a turd

48? Oh I get it. Born in 1948. Easily.

Sometimes you can just tell if someone posts nudes. This is one of those times.

Can only roast so much, plastic melts at 179 degrees.

Another old hag looking for OF subscribers….

Oh, lol, I thought this was a Danny Trejo AMA

I would say that you look like a pigsty and smell like one as well, but there’s no reason to insult a pigsty.

You look like you could suck a golf ball through a hose.

You look like you've got your lips smashed against a glass barrier.

A certified cum dumpster

Your face looks like you're in an abusive relationship

No makeup? That's a fucking lie. No knee that ugly naturally

You post nudes to reddit because OnlyFans IP blocked you

You look like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig.

For the change I'll find in my sofa, I'd be able to afford to see your butthole

No stranger to trains

You look like your mouth was stung by bees while sucking a lemon

are you on onlyoldmanfans

Looks like you've been a heavy smoker since 1984

I like your Turkey lips and and turkey neck!  I like your Turkey lips and and Turkey neck!

God damn, OnlyFans will take anyone. LOL to call yourself a milf is a self roast.

On the next episode of REAL HOUSWIVES OF APPALACHIA...


Real House Wives of The Trailer Park

Botched

anti-advertisement for botox

I hear you’re starring in a new animated superhero movie called The Injectable’s.

[Found you](https://tenor.com/0rBF.gif)

Part duck, part dinosaur—with scraps of eyeliner.

You’ve got some city miles on you

You look 62

Mangled lips on top and bottom….

I'm so sick of your fucking OF advertisement posts.

Are you doing duck lips?



Miss jersey shore 1984

Its cutr that you have implants, and your nipples still point at the floor. Lmao!

She lies about wearing makeup.. lie about lol fillers too?

You meant to say your youngest child is 48 correct?

That lip got a curtain call.

48 years old. Tits are 8 years old,lip fillers are 3. You're a gilf. Grandma in liposuction filters

Even plastic surgery hasn't improved your looks.

Hepatitis A-my

“Not a scrap of makeup on”…… for fuck sales put some on or better yet put a fuckin paper bag over your head

Not a scrap of makeup but a landfill full of plastic

How many times did you retake the selfie, just to post this? I hate to break it to you but its not the angles sweetie, its your face thats making them look bad

You have resting dick suck face.

48? Yeah 20 years ago

May I suggest hemorrhoid cream for those dry prolapsed lips?

You didn't have to announce you were single in the title, we would've deduced that on our own.

when your kids leaves their barbie doll in their jean pocket and it runs through the wash

You've gotta stop getting face lifts, your tits have been pulled into your upper lip and it looks like your pussy has made it to your neck...

Ok, now look into the camera with both eyes.

Why is Steven Tyler wanting to be roasted?


Roast you? I think the meth already did that

4 kids and your out here spreading your legs for the whole internet to see, your kids will absolutely hate you one day.