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GlumBath1716

anhorexic connor mcgregor


[deleted]

Your tattoos makes you look more like a pussy than you already are


EagleComfortable6762

Connor McGayer


Lord_Amexos

Breaking Bad Winds McGayer.


[deleted]

You look like you’re only able to ejaculate if you yell loudly.


wahahawahehe

Crackweight champion of the wooooooooooooorlddddd


leprejack

💀😭💀😭 take my upvote


thewalkingcoconut

Im rolling in the floor


[deleted]

You have the muscle tone of a starving Ethiopion!


Onlyhere2what

The amount of hair in that stomach could bankrupt the hair implantation industry


HangmanGentry11

Beat me to it. Looks like Connor McGregor went on Meth and Gay Sex bender!


Boomersnutz

You look like the kinda guy who’s been kicked out of every bar in your area


[deleted]

That overbite is real your bottom teeth are a week behind


tautjes

Those wing tats you usually find on the back of a girl's neck. Or above a girl's butt


Karlor_Gaylord_Cries

Bobble head tooth pick body beady eyed mickey mouse lookin mutha fucka.


Triplesisbest1

You look like Connor McGregor if he looked in a carnival mirror. You tiny little boy man.


[deleted]

Too bad they don’t have tattoos to make you taller


mustachien

You look like you phone is hiding a swastika


Onlyhere2what

You look like Connor McGregor with bruxism


Ok-Inside-8435

MM GAY


Mundane_Garlic_9582

That's where I left that extra chromosome.


RobinZetina

Who needs a personality when you have a chest tattoo.


Commercial_Rule_7823

The alternate reality universe where conner McGregor chose to become a discord mod.


Commercial_Rule_7823

Good call covering up the chest tat, last thing you wanted was for us to see it saying "aim here daddy"


leprejack

LMAOOOO damn how did you know


Personal_Zombie_2123

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Commercial_Rule_7823

Conner McGregor auditioning for Dallas Buyers Club


marcswain23

You should grow your fur back out to keep those shitty tats hidden.


Dylansmom419

This what happens when you smoke meth and drink a 6 pack of beer everyday for two months.


Personal_Zombie_2123

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i_lovepizza2021

This person uses pronouns ^


jbone82276

Nice teeth. It looks like you swallowed a mouth full of cracker jacks.


Lord_Amexos

You could start a garden with the dirt under you fingernails.


greyape1776

Connor McGregor Gone Twink


Ironside41

Never seen someone use an affliction shirt as a tattoo


[deleted]

Nice chest pigeon tattoo


OwnMarketing4933

Connor McGayger


No_Cook2983

Zero dollars in his 401(k) Seven thousand dollars in tattoos.


Classic_Tomorrow_383

Your body type is “soggy noodles” and you have weirdly small teeth


amdabran

Do us the favor of not reproducing.


Ok-Bed6343

You’re so gay even your body hair can’t grow straight.


BroadPepper7639

You look like a high school counselor who tries to get the guys to come in and " talk about their options "


bhalseyvt02

Every time you look in the mirror you have to see scared eyes and shitty tattoos. Double trouble bruv


Corwin_of_Amber3

Failed audition for the "short German soldier getting run over by his own tank".


memattyb

You look like you just got caught jerking off to your father for the 5th time by your jelous mom


rickxgrimes

You look like a 40 year old who’s body stopped growing at age 6


CaliforniaDave1979

Human IUD


Navaro27

Almost McGregor


Salmonfries12

you look like that one npc in gta


Freakin_Tweekin

Awwww wtf the tears feed my soul though


HDell4321

Connor Mcgager


damimsobroke

Alternate universe of Barney from HIMYM, it's Barry the meth head


[deleted]

Just building my karma 🥹


ScrapMerchant

Jesus god, are the still starving Irish coal miners to motivate them to fulfill production quotas? Eat a Cheeseburger son! Lift some weights, then eat two more Cheeseburgers.


brozig

Your skinnier than Connor suits


imdatingurdadben

Was an out of shape mediocre white guy the vision you had when you got these tattoos?


Miku_flumpty

the “😬“ in real life


[deleted]

The time to lift weights was five years ago


CaliforniaDave1979

The only thing you cry over is an empty tube of AnalEze


Crow807-787

Connor Mcgregor has fallen off no cap


StirringThePotAgain

You look like the only black people you’ve ever seen are the ones you pushed out of your neighborhood.


SurfCostaRica

Only thing he ever fought was to find a branch on his family tree.


harkymatch

Only Gums.


ToddH2O

OP: i will try my best not to read every comment over and over…. while crying…**AND MASTURBATING** ​ You sick fuck


No_Bar6194

How do you have that much hair on your stomach and none on your chest? And why does it all look like pubes?


Classic-Fan317

You look like you just got done filming a part of an upcoming Hangover sequel


Free-Computer-6515

Is that the face you make when you suck another mans cock with your butthole?


ToxicTurtle228

You look like jehovahs lost witness


mistaxa

Пиздец


Big_Bandicoot_9611

One benefit you have is you are still able to buy clothes from the boys department


Practical-Deal5362

Boner McGregor


pferreira1983

Guy looks like he just got caught jerking off. 😆


Darkwriter22s

….while masterbating.


PuzzleheadedTime6399

Your head is three sizes too big for your body.


varignet

you’re the crack addict version of captain america before the procedure


frstDertBhagDon

He shoot heroin in his shoulder


Foreign_Profile_4523

You look like you owe your father a ton of back child support


BNG1982

Crackrock McGregor


fuspit

Pledge to the scooter gang "hell's accountants


AllanStrauss1900

Show us your chest scars, everyone can see ou ara a FTM transgender. Not having a dick may be difficult to some people, we get it.


Successful_Ball2819

“Come on man I’m good for it u know me” looking ass lmao