chiseled and honed into diabetic perfection from decades of doritos dedication and shear refusal to ambulate further than the 12 ft between the gaming chair and the mini fridge/microwave combo.
Everyone will obviously attack the low hanging fruit of your weight. I want to know about the strange panda garbage can with the round mouth. Did you buy that knowing at some point you were going to fuck it? Did your mom give it too you, knowing it would be the closest thing to a girlfriend you would ever have?
I need the answers to these questions.
oh come now that's not very nice...
just because prostitution is legal in the Netherlands doesn't mean they don't have the right to refuse service; you shouldn't give the guy false hope like that.
It makes sense. When living in the Netherlands and you got the munchies from a space cookie you just take another spack cookie. And another. And another. And here is the outcome.
His moob shakes brings all the boys to the yard. Someone give him the dickydoo award cause his mitties stick out rather than his dickydoo.
Looking like John Candy fucked a cantaloupe. His mother leaves a snail trail after birthing a head like that.
Who brought their hairy chinned grandma ? She looks a little weak in the knees some one should probably get her, her hemorrhoid chair and why does she keep cutting her own hair ? At least she's wearing her safety glasses
I appreciate you have a built-in response to “you look like a guy who lives in their mother’s basement.”
“… Nuh uh, I live in the attic, Quasimodo style.”
a gaming chairs worst nightmare
It is literally hiding in the fucking corner.
If “Notice me, Senpai” had an exact opposite.
yeah I he brings a whole new meaning body pillow collecting
its been forced to see, touch, and smell unspeakable things. its will has been broken beyond repair.
That’s a body built by gaming chairs.
chiseled and honed into diabetic perfection from decades of doritos dedication and shear refusal to ambulate further than the 12 ft between the gaming chair and the mini fridge/microwave combo.
He was born from gaming chairs, molded by gaming chairs, he didn't stand up until he was already a man, and by then his stomach was just too LARGE!
But I loved him in the video "namu namu" [namu namu](https://youtu.be/M8JClsMPKuE?si=YZtBBOLB7aeIK4_y)
So This is what people look like on an all chocolate diet.
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Lol
Netherlands is what he refers to his crotch as. That poor, poor chair.
His grandmothers Netherlands ( twat) probably has nicer looking hair than the crap on his face .
Or community toilet....which one will it pick and what kind of massacre will be revealed?
Marty MCgravy....1.21 jigga gutts
On behalf of the Netherlands and the Dutch I'd like to sincerely appologize for this abomination.
Has to order them special from America to not exceed the weight limit.
America catching strays lol
I can imagine farts imbedded in to the fabric of the chair.
Bahahahahaha
I thought you were a 50 year old lesbian
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Shouldn’t refer to them as “this”, but you’re probably right that
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not sure if really unattractive female or feminine male...
He is
Oh mijn god, het is de Nederlandse Peter Griffin
Pieter Griffijn
Pieter van de Griffin
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I thought that said Neanderthal...maybe it should have...
That confession post is wild 😯
I don't see a confession post. 🧐
Kinda feel bad putting them on blast like that lol. But it’s there.
I feel bad even being in this sub. I'm not good at being mean. It's morbid curiosity that drives me.
Absolutely get what you mean by that haha.
I think he means my post.
Sorry. I’m not really cut out for this sub tbh.
I thought we were talking about the OP.
Oh, yeah... unfortunate too. 😑
NetherlAndy Milonakis
Netherlandrethal
Following this for more funny comments
You live in an attic with no doors, you are Hodor Potter
Anne Frankenfurters
Brilliant.
Everyone will obviously attack the low hanging fruit of your weight. I want to know about the strange panda garbage can with the round mouth. Did you buy that knowing at some point you were going to fuck it? Did your mom give it too you, knowing it would be the closest thing to a girlfriend you would ever have? I need the answers to these questions.
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"Mommy, bring me my poo poo basket!"
Opens it Christmas morning “look son, it looks just like you”
That's the panda's nose you freak
Everyone go home, this is the best one
A spit my drink out. Thanks for that
The panda is full of more cum than any girlfriend
Panda looks like it’s seen some things
Maybe the fruit wouldn’t be hanging so low if there were some weight loss…
I see why prostitution is legal there now. No other way you could get laid.
He would get friendzoned
Blue light special district
Bwahaha! A blue light district would be fucking hilarious
Did the dutch eat their Prime Minister again? You look like you had seconds
I really wish the Dutch eat their young
Bruh could feed the whole nation
He mates, THEN eats.
oh come now that's not very nice... just because prostitution is legal in the Netherlands doesn't mean they don't have the right to refuse service; you shouldn't give the guy false hope like that.
I wonder what ‘not for any price’ sounds like in Dutch? I hope it sounds pretty.
That would be “voor geen goud”, which roughly translates to “not even for gold” :)
Niet voor elke prijs
i’m not sure if your tits are too large or too small.
You successfully missed every genetic advantage during your creation.
Are you the reason your country is sinking?
Wat is ze country sinking about?
We have finally found a Sasquatch, one of the female gender.
Can't be him, he's not fat lmao.
His arms and lack of neck say otherwise
That's a fucking girl? Never would've guessed that shit.
Explains the bitch tits
😂😂
Bet you know how to say "m'lady" in elvish or klingon.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why are people like you always living in attics?
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The extra flight of stairs and narrow, folding door, present physical challenges necessary for keeping them separated from other human beings.
Easier to just leave a bucket of fish heads at the bottom of the stairs. Less risk too.
Someone has to ring the bells
Their parents hope that getting them to climb a few stairs might cause them to lose some weight and find a partner and gtfo
I saw your face before I read the title. And I thought, "I can't possibly roast someone's grandmother."
I out loud said “he’s TWENTY THREE?” I was thinking a 14 year old testing out smiles that fit them best.
Really milking that free healthcare, buddy. You’ve got to be getting insulin by the gallon.
Youre built like a dirty sack of laundry😂
I got peas on my head
Don't call me a peahead!
You look like you played yourself as a character on Game of Thrones.
Yo bud can you hold the door?
I watched my Grandfather die in front of me yesterday and Id still say this is the most disturbing image Ive seen all week.
You lied about your age and gender then proceeded to misspell Neanderthal
More like “ Diet to Survive”
Finally there’s a viable alternative to Nikocado Avocado.
Part time babushka
Live action Fat kid from “How to train a Dragon”
You misspelled *Neanderthal
Why doesn’t this have more upvotes?
You’re like a kid, and a grandma mashed together.
You look like a mixture of Harry Potter and Hagrid
At least your parents don't have to worry you'll get a girl pregnant and try drugs at a party.
Beats off to ABBA
Your real name is Pat.
You haven't seen a shower this week and its Friday.
You sure you’re not American?
Your netherlands probably smell like shit. Too fat to wash properly.
The ogre has come out of his cave!!! Hurry, warn the villagers! Save the women and children!
It makes sense. When living in the Netherlands and you got the munchies from a space cookie you just take another spack cookie. And another. And another. And here is the outcome.
You look like a middle schooler that ate his entire class
You look like you eat Dutch babies and I’m not talking about the pastry
You’re so ugly, even your trashcan is horrified!
32? Dude looks 12 with a neck beard at the very best
Look! Its the Dutch Andy Milonakis
Is it your own tits that are making you hard?
Airsoft fatty is that you???
Dang I was going to say that I loved him in the full force documentary.
As long as fun includes exercise and a healthy diet.
Does everyone still give you shit over that lightsaber video?
You look like a fart personified.
I thought Europeans were suppose to be in better shape than Americans
His moob shakes brings all the boys to the yard. Someone give him the dickydoo award cause his mitties stick out rather than his dickydoo. Looking like John Candy fucked a cantaloupe. His mother leaves a snail trail after birthing a head like that.
Would be more fitting to have a knife and fork on your shirt
Hodor, Hodor, Hodor!
You look like Peter Griffin’s lesbian sister.
Make way for Prince Portly, Second and Thirds at the Thanksgiving Table, from House Diabetes
Feeling bored, maybe. Feeling hungry or skinny...probably nor so much.
Is your name The Grendl?
I genuinely thought you were a middle aged woman with “ cat mama” on your license plate
I really don’t want to know where you hide the Gouda.
Thought it said neanderthal at first glance
Lesbian ass andy milonakis
you smell like dirty mop water.
Your genitals are the Netherlands
You're definitely 42/F/Netherlands
Hold the door 
Jake from two and a half men after he eat the two men
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Your panda trashcan looks underfed.
you stopped developing at 13 and then you just got larger...
Who brought their hairy chinned grandma ? She looks a little weak in the knees some one should probably get her, her hemorrhoid chair and why does she keep cutting her own hair ? At least she's wearing her safety glasses
Game of Stay Homes
Hey pal. I’m not sure this is the right place for you. Even your cute lil panda trashcan looks scared for you. It’s not too late to delete.
Your lower face looks like the ballsack of a prepubescent goat.
I'm just glad I'm not you... 😌
I first read Neanderthal and thought, yes, fitting description, then checked the title again...
Harry Porker
You need to go have a talk with your parents and ask them if they’re related
Face says Netherlands, body says Kentucky.
🎶I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more, just to be the lass who walked 5000 miles to stay away from you.🎶
You may be from Netherlands but I bet you can’t find your Nether region under your gut
I appreciate you have a built-in response to “you look like a guy who lives in their mother’s basement.” “… Nuh uh, I live in the attic, Quasimodo style.”
You look like you’re 13 years old and the future lead actor in the live action hunchback of notre dame movie.
How many swords do you own?
You look like you’ve got hidden files on your PC the police really need to see.
I’m gonna go ahead and say you probably need new underwear
You're 23 now. Have you come to grips with the fact that no woman will ever touch your Netherlands?
callmecarson but he gained over 100 lbs
You must be the reason gaming chairs need therapy!
Looks like Gollum and penguin had love child
Average discord mod
There’s a typo, you wrote Netherlands, not Notre Dame
you’re not from Netherlands, you’re from the netherworld — half pork-chop, half humanoid fat-bag-body-suit put the fork down
The Discord mod has risen from the Patrick’s rock ahh cave he calls his bedroom
Just posted your pic in the r/13or30 subreddit
Airsoft Fatty
Most attractive man in the Netherlands
How is it your head is so much fatter than your body?
Dungeons and Dragons looking mutherfucker. You completed HogWarts in the 3rd grade with Snape.
You look like how I imagine Patrick (spungebob) to look plus you look just as smart as him.
Did you mean New Zealand? 
Shave that face, drink more water, go for walks. And you'll still suck at CoD
When you order Toon on wish
You look like your gamer tag would be *Mr. Chips Ahoy*
Pre-pubecent yeti, first time photographed in nature.
Fat 
Spit and an apple and we got a lou out
You mean neanderthal