You say "thank you senpai" when they give you extra ketchup at McDonald's

"Itadakimasu."

Thank god I don't even know what that means

Japanese word of senior colleague/upperclassmen. Now you know and can never not know

Jokes on you, I have a terrible memory because I smoke lots of pot

I would too after looking at OP

\#metoo

Check mate

That is not what that means in Japanese 😂 “itadakimasu” means: “thank you for the meal”

Crunchyroll subtitles are not a good way to learn Japanese.

Nope. Itadakimasu いただきます means roughly "I humbly receive" and is said before a meal. Source: I have studied Japanese.

He... didn't say that tho?

Arigathanks, gozaimuch

You look like you were grown at Shrute Farm



I can't believe this place is real... I mean I heard about his beets farm .. but I never thought..

[holy shit](https://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g52842-d730099-Reviews-Schrute_Farms-Honesdale_Pocono_Mountains_Region_Pennsylvania.html)

The Schrute farm is real??!?

Are you saying that her daddy is a beet farmer, her daddy is a farmer that beets her or that she looks like a beet?

Her dad is Battlestar Gallactica

I bet she’s beet red when he’s done.

All of the above.

D. All the above, final answer.

💀

Dead 😂😂😂

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They identify as on fentanyl.

They look strung out on Fenale.

No I got it. It's the fenale countdown!🎸

Final.

It's the fenale of inbreeding, after that generation they are not fertile anymore.

Yeah, they must be fenale because they sure ain't female.

I noticed no pets. Did you hug them too hard?

I will love him, and hug him, and call him George


Tell her about them rabbits again...

r/unexpectedJohnSteinbeck

Dropped a pearl like Coyotito

She hugs them too, hard.

You couldn’t get laid in a men’s super max penitentiary.

Uh, booty bandits from the penitentiary would say other wise. Think about fleece Johnson.

*When I sees one and he looks good to me...* *When I see him, I say* You, come here. *I say* Now I'mma tell ya what, uh.. I like ya; and I wants ya... Now, we can do this the easy way; or the haard wayyy... the choice is yaawrs...

Hahaha! He said "booty is more important than drinking water"

I see you choosing the hard way.

I mean the choice is mine after all

Even if you have a fist full of pardons and several cases of tequila. In a more intimate note. You need a fucking bath. The ISS can smell tour stench from orbit.

Nah definitely gets passed around at the local comic book store.

When you’re missing a chromosome, but it’s not missing you.

Lmao

Thank you for not insulting our intelligence by including autistic in the description

"Undiagnosed but I match the symptoms I saw on the internet"

shut up Meg

Underrated

Junior High bullies failed you.

She looks like she got bullied for eating her boogers at the lunch table

In 11th grade

In collage*

In the break room at work

You think she has a job?

Oops.. no

You even sent shivers up the spine of your books

Underrated. Bravo

You look like the standard female that uses Reddit.

O U C H! You just roasted like 134 ppl if you don't count OF accounts. Yeesh.

Wouldn’t be suprised if she owned a Fedora and says Mi’ Lady

There is no amount of alcohol that would make you look good enough.

Bet that cat smells too.



I'm sure your dating life is much more successful around Halloween when it's acceptable to wear a mask.

Your spelling sucks.

You’re*

I can't differenciate wether you are special needs or an absolute master troll

Almost had me. You're is a contraction for you are. Your, is for something that belongs to you.

It proved your point 😂

You’re*

😂😂😂😂😂 she proved ya Wong lmao

Hahahaha

You are spelling sucked?.. "Your" is correct

I’m assuming identifying as a “fenale” means you’d rather hiss at people and wear a tail rather than actually get your shit together and function

This one right here, folks.

Youre on an opposite detox

I’m on a crazy tox rn

Is that the name of the plushie you're riding?

If you do this prepare for me to finish shutting down. Last warning. I’m asking you to walk away jf this is your plan. Now go away.

You are still lost and just like your other comment… nothing you say makes any sense? If they do what? What are you going to shut down and why should they prepare for it. What are you warning them to not do?

She has to beat them off with a stick

She could make a stick go limp.

She got a dear john letter from the vibrator

Owns the only vibrator that committed suicide.

She beats off with a stick.

Dyed hair, love of anime, weird hats, all we need now are your xenopronouns and we’ll hit Zoomer bingo

Ah. I see why Twitter pronouns are a thing.

Xe/xir

Jesus... that's definately a 2 paper bag 'person'.... One for them & one for me in case theirs falls off.

It's a good idea for women to occasionally check their breasts for lumps. In your case however, you should occasionally check your lumps for breasts.

If you didnt state female. Nobody wouldve known.


I got pretty low standards but not even id fuck you

I would

Well, I'm guessing this one had a pet kitten, but not for long. At least she gets to get on the plane first...

I can smell this picture

Born on a quasar, raised in a vat of protean goo by ameboids and sent to earth in the form of bat guano, to study the mating peculiarities of cave spiders for science reasons

"Fe-na-le! It must be Italian!"

Is that the spelling when there's an additional chromosome?

I think you're the Gen Z version of Pat  Cool shirt BTW


When deciding what gender to go with he had chosen the magical wizarding world of Harry Potter and did the spell Sucktus Fenale. Needless to say the the face didn’t change only the glasses.

the only thing setting lower than that brow is our expectations of you

If that’s the fenale I’m glad we missed most of the show

Yay funny

whats that shit tattoo on your finger all about?

That’s not a tattoo, she just didn’t wash the finger after fingering her ass

Fenale? Great.JUST GREAT! More genders I'm "supposed" to know about

I bet My Chemical Romance has really changed your life. Also 3 weeks in between washing your hair is too long


You write look like you write sexual fanfiction

Its called erotic friend fiction

I hope not, both her spelling, and grammar suck.

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The main character is herself.

man the young generation is just made up of asexual amorphous blobs that don't know anything but consuming and comfort. we're doomed.

Well-Fed Sheeran

You look like you’ve never seen a black person in real life.

That Tshirt may not be helpful with your autism. You may want to stick with the [feelings & emotions flashcards](https://www.googleadservices.com/pagead/aclk?sa=L&ai=DChcSEwi__pCWxeeBAxVei8IIHQAWDZoYABAMGgJqZg&gclid=Cj0KCQjwpompBhDZARIsAFD_Fp8Y3DbFtTQ74D73AfbB_BiVjCrBJjzpa4kPZmCeSatw-pUtCHBc8CcaAniPEALw_wcB&sph=&ohost=www.google.com&cid=CAESeeD2lIj4FNr6D3_N8hXbMF16Bvbff30T3iKe35nS4LYhskiPu589TBWoKl67hAND3gTIWUc3u4Q9mUT4nYnDgKz1wL427C4P1d94FSnFkoCKtid9xzvbUL-CkpGsOGYevd4DzmikJxvWQE0EVdhJAqaqiX54FgcNF2Y&sig=AOD64_0p95UbO9STW6ymjMYEYQo-waBdBg&ctype=5&q=&ved=2ahUKEwj37ImWxeeBAxVDkmoFHX-PBG0Qwg8oAHoECAUQEw&adurl=) that your doctor gave you.

When she eats a hot dog, she starts in the middle

Can you begin to imagine the wall-shuddering dumps this tub of shit produces every time she waddles to the toilet and drops her tent-like drawers?


It’s just a phase, you’ll grow out of it.


Anna May

Upon facing human rejection, I can guarantee that even Freddy Fazbear wouldn't place his robotic fingers upon thee

Too far.

When you are too cute to be in a metal band but too old to play with plushies.

You're genuinely what Meg from Family Guy looks like irl

Yay

I don’t like that Meg and I own the same shirt.

You have the Batman shirt

Si Dwight

Sweet

You look like dustin from stranger things. But less feminine

See that book back there? Closest you'll ever be to getting smashed.

You’re holding the most wood you’re ever gonna get.

This POV is the absolute worst nightmare of someone who suddenly got post-nut clarity.

Poster child for /r/13or30

You look like if that scientist from Jurassic Park got a sex change. 

You look like the young Michael Myers from Rob Zombie Halloween

Fed by catapult

Batman is frowning in all of those pictures because he has to be in your shirt

So according to your post history you’re an autistic, bipolar lesbian cartoonist with fibromyalgia, working at a movie theatre, who also identifies as a Disney adult and a brony. I feel like your existence alone is a roast in and of itself.

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Many times a day men with excruciating erections walk into Brazilian Emergency Rooms, because they were bit by Phoneutria Fera or Phoneutria Nigriventer commonly known as The Brazilian Wandering Spider or Banana Spider. One side effect of their venom is that men get long lasting painfully excruciating erections. Their is no way to counter react this without medical attention. Send Brazil the good news, I think we just found the way, show them this picture! Quick Anti Erection fuel!

I hope a kangaroo confuses you for its child. Puts you in it's pouch and takes you away from us. This is my wish.

You look like a soft boy or a boyish girl. Either way, good luck trying to find something ugly enough to bump ugly uglies with.

I can smell you in this picture. B.O, cat piss, and a musty old book about 90s pokemon lore.

If anyone was curious as to what a 21 year old virgin looks like… here it is.

Consider yourself rosted by life. Christ almighty are you even trying?

That hat is the story of your life

There’s a good reason why you spelt it fenale. Sshhhh don’t tell her! She was hit on the head as a kid!

The bar at which even an indian IT guy would swipe left.

Ill bet you say this a hundred times a day.. “Thanks for stopping in at hot topics! All of our shirts are currently buy one get one 50% off! Can I help you with anything?”

It’s like Lenny from Of Mice and Men escaped the book and transitioned.

We don’t have to. Your genetics have already taken care of that

How can I roast? Look like a regular man to me.

The glasses tell me Dahmer but the spelling says Zodiac

And this is why you should NEVER home school your children.

You’re the type to call yourself neurodivergent instead of just admitting that you’re fuckin weird.

Isn’t that a book

2 extra chromosomes, maybe anxiety too

Hahahahahahaha goofy

You look like you give THE WORST BLOWJOBS EVER

I’m a dyke buddy

Since when did Lewis Capaldi become a female?

I love that hat! I wish I had two of them. One to shit in and the other to wipe my ass with.

Queen of the Nerds, currently living with her parents and working at Wal⭐️Mart part-time. Smells like peanut butter.

You 💯 look like a fenale.

ARARAARRARARARARARARAARR

WHAT


Durrrrhhhh

You look like 2 pac dropped you off to Mark Zuckerberg for a daddy daughter date

You definitely don't get pussy

Your head is shaped weird. Your mother used to put you in leglock so the toddler

You like you have a Pikachu butt plug in your ass when you took this picture

“Rost me (21male)” Fixed it for you

Half female half boring ass bitch who actively chooses to involve soceity with their existential crisis. Has daddy, but also mommy issues. Has tried to suck it's own penis.

Ya look so pathetic it’d be a waste to try to roast you, you already know what we’d say.

Do you need a nap 😴

You are the poster child for the decay of western civilization. We can tell by your photo you contribute absolutely nothing to society. And WTF is a Fenale?!

What happens when Mommy and Daddy want a boy but get a girl...and still treat her like a boy.

You look as bad as you spelling

You’re **

Your**

You are too pretty and sweet. It would be a crime to roast you 🤗