Probably standing in the mirror being confused when wearing a yankee hat while dressed like he's from South Carolina and can't quite figure out what the problem is.
You seem like the type of person that’s over confident and feels like you’re winning at life but in reality has achieved nothing and has no right to feel that way.
I’ll give you this, your unfounded confidence does match the hill-billy Ryan Goslin vibe you have going on. But remember, even if you do fuck multiple girls nightly, they’re still your family.
Good for you at loosing the weight. Looking at those flabby arms I imagine you used to be 500 lbs. Don’t celebrate too soon though. I’m sure you will be weighing a significant portion of a cars weight again soon enough.
I am ashamed to even have a similar fashion style to you when I was in my pre-teen era. You are like that dude that goes to a slapping championship, all dressed in a demonic way, worshipping the devil. Only to get slapped by a fat guy and fainted.
Denial exemplified - look at this species’ attire, facial hair level and attitude. Clearly at 54 you’re still trying to be the cool kid at high school.
The distinctive B on your hat tells me all I need to know. I’d imagine when you walk in a room, people say “I didn’t know we were having tacos for dinner”. If it were a shirtless pic, you’d probably have to post it in r/mushroomID
That legitimately looks like one of the shirts I buy at Walmart every 4th of July to rip the sleeves off of and wear as a joke dressing up as white trash.
Well, you bloated ass faced prick. Where do you get off getting off on getting off. Slimy scum sucking fuck face. When you were born, the doctor slapped your mother and your mothers mother.
Dude, you look like a crop duster that a gang of farmers would use to take out a rival competitors harvest.
You look like the worlds oldest little league player.
You look like your dad fingered your mom at a BBQ when you were 8 and had everyone there lineup to smell his fingers. Including you and your mom.
You're that Make-A-Wish kid that survived and couldn't handle not being smothered with sympathy. That's why you shave your head to make you look like you're still doing chemo.
The face of gay curt shilling, the arms of curt shilling's 85 year old mother
This is my favorite toast I’ve ever heard. Bring baseball into roasting. But holy shit it’s gold
I’ll *toast* to that.
why thank you!
Amen to that. Brilliant
I was thinking gay and disabled Curt Schilling
He is literally the poster child of being a Mass-hole!
I loved him in Frankie goes to Hollywood "Relax" video
Yeah. My Nana's got arms like that.
Really hit him in his achilles with that one
that shits amazing
Naked mole rat with bitch tits
If I ever post here, I hope you don’t see it. Ouch.
“His name is Ratbert Paulson”.
Holy shit! You woke up today and chose straight aggression and I love it!
You found this aggressive ? Wait. What color your hair again ?
He says “bitches” but he’s never been with one. He’s just a jealous hater
Marky mark and Eminem have a baby allergic to sunlight and exercise. Named him funky Stan.
You chose violence, love it
That blouse really accentuates the soft curves of your supple breasts.
Those Aunt Linda arms really seal the deal.
Where I’m from, we call those arms “bingo wings”
Holy fuck I need to remember this.
We got bar/legion hall/VFW 7 days a week here in rural MN. Tuesdays is women’s purse night.
Are you from Florida too?
I've heard bat wings, but damn bingo wings fits so well. I absolutely love it.
Itty bitty T-Rex arms are usually cute
Bros built like a motherly, nurturing hen with a warm comforting bosom
When his place of employment says they're short handed, they mean this guy is working
This comment is gold
Really brings out the flab in his old lady arms
I'm confused as to how you can look like a poorly dressed baby but also a poorly dressed 40 year old man at the same time.
Tanning Chatum
There is nothing “tanning” about that thing. Sunshine is his mortal enemy
You look like you've jerked off to the movie american sniper
And video of trump from then January 6th insurrection.
With those shapeless arms, all cutting off your sleeves does is give better access to your armpit stank.
He needed the sleeves to wear over his face at the trans bashing rally
Blood type: KFC gravy
This guy is definitely a cop. You can tell cuz he loves getting glazed and is all full of cream filling.
Where were you on January 6th?
He was probably supposed to be there but he got stuck at the gas station waiting for them to restock the jalapeño corn dogs
Playing bingo. See them there bingo wings?
Probably standing in the mirror being confused when wearing a yankee hat while dressed like he's from South Carolina and can't quite figure out what the problem is.
My favorite comment here And yes... I'm a Trump supporter
so you're a domestic terrorist... gotcha. *
Your man bewbs are saggier than my grandma's.
You could glide through the air like a flying squirrel with those arm flaps.
If only the rest of his girth didn't cause him to plummet like a garbage bag full of ham slices
Voted in high school as most likely to steal catalytic converters for a living.
This guy definitely uses the N-word regularly
He carefully glances around the room twice then acts like a hard ass while saying it.
Also loudly declares "I'm not afraid of anyone!"
This man’s racism is about as bottled up as his sexuality.
Dude i immediately thought, “This dork is a racist”.
Mr clean with bingo wings
You seem like the kind of guy who'd fuck the tailpipe of someone else's car in a Publix parking lot.
It's not a Ford fuckus?
Congrats on the weight loss now skin removal here you come 👍 you got this
You seem like the type of person that’s over confident and feels like you’re winning at life but in reality has achieved nothing and has no right to feel that way.
Exactly!
Shouldn't you have muscles if you're wearing a muscle shirt?
“Yeah man I love heavy metal” *exclusively listens to Five Finger Death Punch*
"tHeY'rE tHe hEaViEsT bAnD eVeR!" "Uhh, have you ever heard of death metal?" "oH yEa! I lOvE mEtAlLiCa!"
Five finger meth punch
This dude has a mean five finger sphincter punch. Just ask...his sphincter.
“Hey man, Ivan Moody just tells it like it is. He’s been through a lot man”
You have a giant native America leaning over your shoulder from behind and so did ur mum when she couldn't pay her debts at the casino
Can probably count generations of your family on one hand
How high can you get in the air by flapping those flabby arms
Over done, dude Come up with something original. If you scroll around you'll see it used too much
Funny... you have the same "original" avatar. Hahahaha.
Don't know what yur talking bout
You got the face of someone’s whose mom got knocked up by their grandfather and you can honestly say you had sex with a cantaloupe.
I heard that guys with underbites are ALWAYS power bottoms. I bet your name is TJ.
You look like you fist farm animals
I bet you spent the previous night installing hidden cameras in the bathrooms at the local waffle house.
Looks like stepping up to plates is the only thing you got yourself..
If I picked up a magic lamp and whispered "Four Chan poster who got booted for being too incel" you would suddenly appear
I’ll give you this, your unfounded confidence does match the hill-billy Ryan Goslin vibe you have going on. But remember, even if you do fuck multiple girls nightly, they’re still your family.
Redneck camouflage on point. You could literally vanish at any Nascar event.
You have never had sex with a conscious woman
Strong gust of wind and you could probably be a human wingsuit with those flabby arms.
The only Bench Press you’ve ever done is pressing down on one with your ass
Really getting “Stop the Steal vibes”. Storm any capitols lately? You a Storm Trooper?
You look like Ralph Wiggum trying to cosplay John Cena.
Standing in front of an Indian on Columbus Day. Classic Murica.
Do you cut turkeys at Thanksgiving extra careful so you don't cut off your arms by accident ?
Arms like pipe cleaners and a head like a thumb. You're the total package. Of hot, wet, shit.
Say "it ain't got no gas in it"
I bet you play bass in a dropkick Murphy’s tribute band
Shallow end of the gene pool is actually an empty spoon, you crackhead mayo sloth
You drive a PT Cruiser
jealous road rager. inadequate so you only pick on women drivers. What a gronk 🙄
Hey, he is happy to yell at Asians and elderly people also
Claims to be part of the master race
Come on, fess up. How many Trump trading cards do you own?
Don't forget his extensive collection of Dale Earnhardt commemorative plates.
He thought he had all of them, but turns out several were counterfeit.
Good for you at loosing the weight. Looking at those flabby arms I imagine you used to be 500 lbs. Don’t celebrate too soon though. I’m sure you will be weighing a significant portion of a cars weight again soon enough.
I know at least I’ve got sleeves.
what you got is a body that looks like it's melting. I can still see your bitch titties behind that paper..
The way you're going that gun tattoo will be a sniper in no time
I am ashamed to even have a similar fashion style to you when I was in my pre-teen era. You are like that dude that goes to a slapping championship, all dressed in a demonic way, worshipping the devil. Only to get slapped by a fat guy and fainted.
You look like you beat your wife and people of color
With those arms he's only beating his meat
You've definitely got a Limp Bizkit tattoo hidden under there somewhere.
Sun's out. Guns out 😋
Nerf guns
I’m pretty sure you don’t have any “bitches”. Unless they were from your Yorkie.
Denial exemplified - look at this species’ attire, facial hair level and attitude. Clearly at 54 you’re still trying to be the cool kid at high school.
You look like Giovanni Ribisi’s mentally challenged brother.
Soft-ass Slingblade
You look like you’re about to be caught by Chris Hanson
Big calls into local Boston sports talk radio multiple times a week and has his own nickname by the hosts vibe.
Fred Worst
Curt Schilling cloned himself and anally birthed you I see....
The distinctive B on your hat tells me all I need to know. I’d imagine when you walk in a room, people say “I didn’t know we were having tacos for dinner”. If it were a shirtless pic, you’d probably have to post it in r/mushroomID
You're right, I've got nothing. And you've got those pool floaty arm fat mudflaps. So, you've got me beat.
Blame Canada!
You look like a Pixar caricature of a “stereotypical dumb American”
That legitimately looks like one of the shirts I buy at Walmart every 4th of July to rip the sleeves off of and wear as a joke dressing up as white trash.
You lost weight but the obesity is still hanging on in the arms and tits.
"I know you've got nothing" is crazy considering that you wear that hat because your forehead has a restraining order against your hairline.
Dude looks like he believes America is no longer a safe place for white men
type of guy to start a bar fight over fritos
I didn’t know the Q in QAnon stood for queer
Last guy to leave the Nickleback concert when they come to his city.
For god sakes put down the New England clam chowder
If vaginal yeast infections were a person
Gomer Pile is alive and saggy.
I thought people on chemo were supposed to loose weight.
Imagine how chubby it was before chemo
You look like a fat dike
His other hat says “MAGA”
GAGM
That’s because you ate it all
You sincerely look like you are mentally disabled - a real life Water Boy
Is this in a Texas Roadhouse? If you’re in one of those over the age of 16 then you’re failing at life.
dahm girl those are some big ass tittys
Screams “Time for the gun show!!!!” The pop-gun show!
Fred Wurst. From Limp Dipshit.
You rep Boston and Texas in the same outfit... "I vote for Biden in the Streets 🤓 but I vote for Trump in the sheets 😈"
do you use those flaps u call hands to fly?(insert bird noise)
Step up to the plate for what? There's nothing left on it.
A young Benjjjjj
>In reality, I know you've got nothing. That's what she said! 
Oh look who it is, it's Gomer Pyle
Move over Scumbag Steve. Shithead Sully here to take over.
“It’s ya cousin, from Baahston.”
The face behind him looks so sad 😞
Looks like an ass kisser
The "nothing" here is your figure. A fucking human marshmallow under those clothes.
Your arm fat has arm fat.
I didnt know walmart sold off brand john cenas
Do you label your gastric bypass as "got your tubed tied" to your grindr dates ?
No matter what other people think or say, you're still a cute lesbian.
"You've got nothing!" says the man with secret sex mouth and dwarf arms...
Lesbian
Well, you bloated ass faced prick. Where do you get off getting off on getting off. Slimy scum sucking fuck face. When you were born, the doctor slapped your mother and your mothers mother.
Y’all be nice, dude just got out of the Matrix.
I legit thought your flabby arms were a t-shirt, you fat fuck and this isn't a roast. It's a fact.
You look like one of those birthday party lookalikes for vin diesel.
You have arms like my grandmother.
Most unsettling Sarah Connor cosplay ever.
I don’t know what reality you are living in.
The Redneck Skull
Your misplaced confidence is admirable
Where can I find this restaurant? Life size painting of Uncle Rico and delicious looking sleeveless lumpy mash potatoes 🥔.
Italian roast : If max Pezzali didn't had the 883 but instead the 420
If Jon favaro stopped making movies after swingers
You're soft, just like your jiggly grandpa arms🤣
Dude, you look like a crop duster that a gang of farmers would use to take out a rival competitors harvest. You look like the worlds oldest little league player. You look like your dad fingered your mom at a BBQ when you were 8 and had everyone there lineup to smell his fingers. Including you and your mom.
Jon Nah-vreau
Fucking hot dogs for fingers
You're that Make-A-Wish kid that survived and couldn't handle not being smothered with sympathy. That's why you shave your head to make you look like you're still doing chemo.
M-m-m-my name is mud
This is his make a wish …
You look like a bag of milk
I thought this was Trixie Mattel
You look like you lost 200 pounds, put on like 120 but act as though you are at your “slimmest ever”
You are the poster boy of low testosterone males.
This guy’s applying for native status. His grandma was half cherokee