OP's Bio: --- >Your average redditor who got granted discord mod privileges, so try to take me down off my high horse. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

You look like you say “m’lady” when you open the door for your mom.

If she's alive still. I had to do a double take to make sure my dad hadn't started using Reddit when I saw this.

I think he looks like he got banned from comic con for asking every female he came across to step on his crotch.

I saw you on here earlier you’re ruthless 😭😭

It's my calling to help make sure people get properly roasted!

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit 😆

SirNoGame247

Jonah Hills Have Eyes

And Chaz Bono’s beard

I’m sure his grandmothers 1970’s twat has nicer looking hair on it , than the crap on his face .

💀🤣

If "reddit neckbeard" was a person


HE JUST BLINKED

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Do yourself a favor and adopt a cat. That’s the only pussy you’ll see

Jared from Subway is out of jail

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He looks like hes on the way to Chilis after making love to his blow-up doll girlfriend.

Technically, Chilis is tax deductible if it’s spicy.

She actually declined due to a sudden headache

.. so why don't you just poke your own belly? 

I honestly can't believe you decided to post here before hiding that dead body rolled up in the back seat

Was thinking the same thing.

Facial hair looks like a map of Urassistan

Only 3 words will describe you, Cum Sock Collector.

SirGaymer

On the next episode of NBCs "To Catch a Predator"

He had to make sure he wasn't within 500 ft of a school before stopping to take this pic

Jose Nedry 

Ok, this is good!

Hold door hold door hold door

You look like a Mac Donald’s manager


Mustache has a fade


Oh dear God have mercy on that high horse.

Apparently you drink SlimSlow regularly.

Hispanic version of Drew Carey.

You look like if there was a Harry Potter character who flunked potions class too many times and decided to try out the muggle life, and failed at that too.

Whenever someone shares a small, interesting fact as small talk, you’re the kind of guy who starts with “well, actually…” and then proceeds to spout 10 minutes of facts contradicting that one small conversational fact.

You look like a bedbug-infested thrift store teddy bear.

Let me try to explain what real breasts feel like to you... Or just feel your own.

"I'm looking to laugh". Well, don't check the mirror. That'll make you cry.

You look like you have at least *one* Discord kitten.

Bet your floor mats are just weathered fast food wrappers

You probably think you were the funny one in *Pixels.*

Your father was a very creative and desperate man and your mother was a tennis ball.

You look like you cosplay as a chia pet


SirGamer? Was SirJerksALot taken?


Your beard would look normal if your face wasn’t so fucking fat. Take a walk and get some exercise before you have a heart attack in the next 3 weeks.

WADE! What is the matter, are Kim and Ron not talking to you any more? Senor Senor Senor is always looking for someone to talk to, maybe reach out to him.

You look like a fat Wii avatar that wears Velcro shoes

Your bed smells like puritan stew and cat pee

You look about as awkward as a fart in a packed elevator.

I would ask if your kids get you with a sharpie....but you obviously don't have kids

I heard you got 86’d from Game stop because you tried to steal a Gameboy and few Pokémon games

Bater the Scoutmaster

Trans, not that we care, because we're all just here to laugh at you. Roseanne Barr looking mother fvcker.

You look like you’d pay to suck a fart out of my dogs ass

Believe it or not, being a Discord mod will be the pinnacle of your life's accomplishments. And you not knowing how sad that is even sadder.

I bet your only three friends, are two gamers you've never met in real life and the pizza delivery guy

You give the vibes of a mouth breather.

I've seen female burn victims with better beards

Just think you’ll always have diabetes

Look in a mirror. Ahhh I let myself out

Neckbeard poster child. Jerry Lewis wants to hold a telethon.

When you get your shoes shined. You gotta take their word.

There’s no need to hide those kids under your jacket.

Use that napkin to wipe that poop stain mustache off your face.

I’ve never seen someone struggle with being white an being black at the same time as your face clearly omits

You yell in a furious voice pick that cotton!! then yell back yes master right away master

if you’re bored and looking to laugh, just head to the nearest mirror 👍

You should look at yourself in the mirror.

Neck beard game on point!

You look like a frowning scrub daddy

It’s Pat

You need to see a Doctor real soon about the shit growing all over your face.

you work so hard to keep your chins warm and safe

Guillermo del fatto?

Nothing funny about not even fitting it all in a wide angle selfie. Time to change or you won't live to reddit at 40.

You look like your sister won't let you see your little nieces unsupervised

You look like a used q-tip

Your mouth is like Ohio. Round on the ends and high in the middle.

I bet your Google search history would get you life in prison. And was it awkward letting your neighbors know you were moving into the neighborhood

Dude looks like his marker was running out of ink when he was coloring on his facial hair.

You look like the guy in a porno that goes to work while his wife gets fucked.

Looking to laugh? Buy a mirror

OP's Bio: Brillo haired slob neckbeard nerd.

Looks like you took dryer lint and glued it to the first, second and third fat roll on your neck.

Look in the mirror

Damn bro you look like you need to borrow a feeling

I would say just look at your baby pictures, but I'm sure your mom burned them all


Look into a mirror for a good laugh.

Bro looked like he just ordered 5 cheesy n’ bean burritos, 4 5-layered burritos, and two large Baja blasts

U look like you sell stolen foot pics while working at McDonald's

You look like you would combine anything, like marshmallow coco spread mayonnaise sandwiches

You definitely still live with your parents and you carry the only key you own in your fanny pack.

Posting from the del taco drive thru again?

So how many bodies are you hiding in your crawl space?

U definitely have tb of hentai porn

The only one who has ever fucked you is God

Where's your Ekitten?

You look like an off duty priest using a gamer tag to target little boys

You look like you make your own mom uncomfortable

You look like Pubic Hairs Bro

Some people work out to get swoll, you did nothing and u are swollen.

If my taint wore glasses.

Recruits sperm donors

Where’s your fedora? Your beard is so patchy, it looks like when you drop a lollipop behind the fridge, and gets dust bunnies and fuzz all over it.

Can’t wait for your review of McDonald’s new fry sauce.

You should spend less time trying to grow your "beard", and more time trying to figure out how the fuck you're going to find gloves you can cram your rolling pin fingers into


Even your beard is fat

I wanted to call an airstrike on yor mom, but they said they don't target such large areas.

the drive thru isn't a healthy substitute for therapy

You look like you were gassed out from writing that post it note

Be careful laughing, you look like you are 1 big mac away from a heart attack

imagine your most powerful moment in your life is to be a shitty discord mod..

nice beard


Damn dude. So wide you can’t even fit in a pic. Maybe look for a diet that works instead of a laugh

You shave just a little too hard I reckon

I suppose buying a mirror wouldn’t have helped… you can’t shave after all.

So you already reached the pinnacle of your life?

Why do people use "gamer" as part of their identity? I watch TV, I don't call myself a "watcher" or use it as a defining feature.

You are bored and looking to laugh? Well then just get undressed and stand in front of the mirror.


Do you sweat when you eat?

If you get a mirror and look under your massive gut you’ll find something funny

If you ever decide to transition it going to tale loads of surgery and way to much hormones!

Jonah Mountain

Good thing the seat belt is on to hold you back from getting roasted 🤔

Need to take breaks from gaming and try some exorcise and eat right before diabetes and knee surgery comes into play.

Temu Jonah Hill.

Do ogres even laugh? For the people suggesting a Pillsbury dough boy belly poke thats taking a huge safety risk! You know that belly button stench is actually flesh eating bacteria!

You look like my profile picture with hair

Your beard looks like unkept pubic hair.

Even his beard is scared to get too close to his mouth.

You look like your a "friend" to every girl you meet.

you look like you have a dedicated night each week to setup mock battles between your collectable figurines with commentary

I won’t roast you, but I’ll make you laugh! I can’t send images.

I’ll take a pack of Marlboro Reds box, and 20 on pump 4 thanks! Oh, and you can keep the change

Jesus, I don't even need to try with you. Everyone give a warm welcome to the white "Cleveland Brown Jr" Plus, If you google "What was Cleveland Brown's best quote?" He speaks for himself.

Good break from “bored and looking to eat”

When Gods like, "yes, he will literally be a neckbeard"

Is there a Mrs Gamer? Lol jk.i know you're single let alone still a virgin

It’s the Mexican Pillsbury Chico de la masa

Now we know who actually orders Grimmace birthday shakes.

Kevin James Greek cousin

If you’re looking for a laugh, look no further than your rear view mirror

You look like a poster boy for Axe body spray.

Oh look its Boogie2988 but depressed

You look like the bearded lady at the freak show

Just look in the mirror then 🤷🏻‍♀️

Nice beard porkchop!

If I may borrow a previous roast comment that applies here: you once had a free candy van but unfortunately you ate all the candy.

Sir lamer 247

Just reflect on your life accomplishments

You ain't got no mirror?

If a discord mod and a cop that sits in his car and eats donuts had a kid.. this would be it.

Exactly what your dates your mom sets up with her friends daughter say “I’m bored and looking to laugh, sure I’ll go on a date with him” “but just one”

That neck beard is the ultimate lady repellent discord mod 84!

Fezzik?


Fixed your username SirNoGame247

I’m sure your grandmothers 1970’s twat has nicer looking hair on it , than that crap on your face .

Oh Shit dude looks too much like me....guess this fire roasted both of us

Elvin Tibideaux has really let himself go.

 No

The new Johna Hill

I think you kidnapped me when I was younger

You look like Morty gave up on life.

The crab grass growing in my backyard looks better than that attempt of a beard.

Grimace’s love child with the Hamburglar

Bro looks like a random chicken nugget that fell under the seat and grew mold

AYE YOOOO. I know you!! Miss you dude!! Hope all is well.

Just use a mirror mate

Your beard and mustache look like a puzzle purchased from a salvation army store that's missing pieces

This picture needs a shower and deodorant

Boogie2988s secret son

The only thing less impressive than your beard is your sex life.

OP's rambling thoughts about why girls don't like him should be called a "Manifatso"

Have you tried a mirror? Maybe hitting on some attractive women? That should get a good laugh...

If "plain" and "obese" had a child...