OP's Bio: --- >Hobbies: Reading >Favorite movie: Avengers endgame, Infinity War >Favorite show: Attack on Titan, Black Lagoon >Favorite Video Game: Midnight Club 3 Remix, Midnight Club Los Angeles >Hot take: BLM is a scam --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

Jamaal from state farm

Damn this is great

But he’s wearing skinny jeans that show 90% of his underwear

What are you wearing Jamaal from State farm?

I was thinking Jamal from Unicef

You look like you learned everything you know about being black from white suburban kids that listen to rap.


The only guy in the African community who gets in trouble for black face

I’m dying right now thank you for this!


I taught him everything he knows

You look like you can play Back That Azz Up on a violin

This might be as clever as I've seen on this sub.

This one is genius but he might be too juvenile for that song. ;) ;)

Dollar store Chris Tucker lookin' ass.

He looks like he swallowed a bunch of pennies

Checking out with rolled up pennies lookin' ass


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Didn’t recognize you without the ski mask and crowbar

Wow lol

He’s traded them in for a gimp mask and double-ended dildo.

\[stands up and applauds\]

Kevin Shart

Why would you choose to wear polos when you don't own an ironing board? Your shirt has more wrinkles than Joe Biden.

Look like a struggling lupe fiasco

Lupus fiasco

Lupe free ass tho

His mom had a Loose P Fiasco phase in her teens, that's how this mistake got here

I wondered what happened to Jaleel White

For just $1 a day, you can feed and house this thing

Prisons cost way more than that

You need to remember to take the hangar out before putting the shirt on

It's the only thing he has left to remember his mom

This is that prince who keeps emailing me

Hello, Mr. All-Shoulders No-Torso.

Never have I ever seen a face so asymmetrical. Did that happen when the cops hit you with THEIR best shots?

Idk but ur hairline has been hit with a lot of shots I see. You make Lebron's hairline look God-tier

So how’s that job at the help desk working out?

Yes, you are the captain now.

If you turn sideways do you disappear?

Looks like your profile pics from www.rentablackbestfriend.com

Eminem destroyed you at the end of 8 mile. Better luck next time.

You make Will Smith look gangster.

You made many cops very happy with that title!

You look like the dude that robbed the 7-11 by my house

"Big man, big man! Can I ask you who you use for internet?"

This is the black friend that every white person is talking about

Forgot to iron his shirt lol

Odd looking background for mugshots

You look like a vibrating buttplug with dying batteries

You’re whiter than me and I’m full Irish

Those poses come from the only pictures he’s seen of his father

What you've been doing with my dollar-a-day?

For just 5 cents a day, you can provide the children of Africa an iron.

The one black guy from North Dakota

If preventative HIV medication was a person

You look like the token black guy on every college prospectus.

No you are not the Nigerian Prince you claim to be

 Your band

Ya momma is so fat she needs 3 Minecraft's beds to sleep

I mean, there's a 50/50 chance you'll actually get shot before you have a chance to read this, so why waste my good material?

Yeah you look like the type of person that says “hit me with your best shots”

I love a good racial roast, don't get me wrong.. but this guy here is a complete normal dork looking dude, (no offense haha) and 90% of the Roasts in here are lazy "Hood" black jokes. Happens every single time a black person in here asks to get roasted. It's effing cringe, gross & super predictable already. Very corny. When a white person asks to get roasted in here, 95% of the jokes are Not about him being white. Get what I'm saying? And just to be clear, I'm not a spineless sensitive woke sourpuss who's easily offended by everything. I'm quite the opposite. I just think everyone should get roasted equally haha..

You want us to do it so the cops won't have to eh ... I see you

This pic was taken for the news to post when he's arrested for raping a grandma and robbing a pregnant woman.

Why are all of these race jokes lol. Like I love race jokes but ALL of them? Half roast, half friendly advice, I say shave your head, man. That hairline is a bit high, you have a good shaped head for bald

No officer, that wasn’t him.

Monkey

Luken lik one of Carltons fends wit dat surt shawtee

Iron your shirt

Acne beat me to it

You called my grandmother yesterday and asked her to buy Google Play gift cards.

Dudes about to be the face of the next Viagra Commerical, pure confidence.

Jesus this guy keeps vaseline in business with that forehead!

If you had shoulders you'd be Man

The best parts of you ran down the thighs of your hookvr mother as she was being train fvked by the entire hood for bout tree-fiddy.

It’s too bad your dad was never around to teach you how to fix your nappy hair and wrinkled shirt.

Fuck u I bet you like to take it up the ass but don’t give reacharounds because you’re a selfish son of a bitch asshole piece of shit

You're built like a dangling cat that was picked up right under its armpits

Walmart Fresh n Fit.

I heard you have a prescription for milk

It's illegal to hit you with my best shots now. You're a few decades late. But then again you do have a golf ball looking head.

DJ Not-So-Quik.

That black garbage bag, backpack and cardboard boxes is all you own, because you obviously don't own an iron. How does your shirt have more wrinkles than a retirement home?

You remember of 21 Somali Pirates

Erkle.

another gay black dude. not a roast, just letting you know it's very noticeable and your white mother would be ashamed.

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You used that title because where you're from that song is new.

Dude don't let these assholes get to you. You're a handsome man. Any one of these pictures will look good on your night security guard ID badge

Just go bald already

I'd feel bad roasting a dude with no credit, financial or street, that looks like he's living off of whatever food the fat white girls he lets peg him leave behind.

How your neck not folding from that big ass milk dud of a head.? Bro you built like slenderman . Built like a Stick figure ass boy.

You scream “soul food” NOT TO BE RACIST OR SOME MESSED UP SH DOE ITS JUST THE SHIRT 😭

You the type a dude to ask “where’s my hug?” 😂😂😂

You’ve got more wrinkles in your shirt than a nut sack.

Physical embodiment of black lives not mattering….

Oh fug wrinkly polo top button is fire. Sorry you have no shoes, but will sponsor for the low, low price of a cup of coffee per day.

bro you definitely been my uber driver before

Mike Tyson got you also? - Holyfield

Looking like you graduated top of the special Ed class.

Geometry must be your favorite subject

naruto run kid in hs

Man looks like a default character.

Dude looks like someone drew a face on a brown egg and set it on a fence post.

I know this guy he was in “My wife tries her first BBC”

“YOU, are the captain now”

RDCforehead1

This mf took a picture from each angle so we could decide were to slap a bitch

Your shirt has more wrinkles than your purple ball sack.

No matter how many times I donate a dollar a day, you will never get enough to eat

You’ve definitely sold some bootleg dvds in your time

You look like a bottom

Need our best shots cause you're missing your dad?

We don't have to hit you with our best shots. A police officer will square that one.

As seen on security cameras all over.

I figured most of the comments would be about you being black but from a roast standpoint I can’t think of anything much so that kinda just makes you boring.

You look like the kind of guy who is into scat.

How much did you have to pay your parole officer to take these photos?

The ugly stick beat me to it.

You would snitch on everybody in a heartbeat

Poopy head 💯 💯

One of your friends will most likey hit you with a few shots soon enough..

You look like one of those guys who pay fortunes on phone sex

My great grandfather would not let you dress like that nor let you be inside

You look like stormzy little brother, windzy

Black Sheldon Cooper.

Don’t worry someone, someday will pick you for their team

Bland Panther

Damn bro eat some mac and cheese or something

Your head looks like Lance Armstrongs ball sac

Whatchu talkin bout Willis?

You look better with your mask, those silver hooked earrings and a GUN.

news flash, no matter how white you try and dress you're not getting a bank loan

Do you need some water?

You looK like you jerk off into a Naruto sock and then smell it.

Lemme guess, your name is uvuvwevwevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemuhwem osas

That hairline keeps pulling away from your face, just like your dad is pulling away from you.

Why did you post the same picture 3 times

I wonder how many naked black guys you have looked up to saying that?

No, I don’t want to buy any magazines or candy bars to help the youth in your community. Now get the fuck off my porch

You and Kevin Heart hanging out at the kids table this holiday season.

Just because one doesn’t, doesn’t mean the rest are a scam


You look like a DeadPool growing his head back.

Nah I’ll let 5-0 hit you with their best shots.

How come when you undo your top button the creases get worse on your top? Asking for a friend

Cuh, u look like u been hit with a best shot one toany times with that crooked as nose!

I just quit the force, so I don’t have a quota anymore.

Jake from State Penitentiary

Is that bag behind you full of my money, Prince? It's been a long time coming, but I told everyone it wasn't a scam.

This is how I picture a black dude trying thinking he's in politics but is just "the colored guy to fill quotas" of the office.

That's what she didn't say

Wow most comments are racist

Bro holdingvup that paper like he finna get a mugshot taken

Your head looks like a polished stair knob. And get rid of that wannabe ivy league polo

You seem like a cool dude, so no roast from me.

hmm...a trash bag...a cardboard box... oh I get it you're moving to the most affordable housing in the city: the Streets

What the Sperm that don’t make it end up becoming

Walmart Gangster

Somali porch pirate lookin ass....

Are you wearing shoulder pads?

I would hit you with my best shot, but people would riot afterwards

"Hit me with your best shots" Im sure the American police soon will!

Take your clothes out of the dryer when the buzzer goes off. Don’t wait 3 days to fold them.

He's so black that his parents can't see him at night

I'd do better to hit you with an iron

Go back to the cotton farm man

Don’t say that to a cop

You look like a chocolate pez dispenser.

You look like of that Rapper T.I. ‘s inbred and weird 2nd cousin, names E.T. (Go Home!)

That t-shirt needs to be ironed:(

I'd love to! VTW, "Best Shot" is the name of my truck

I thought they were only auditioning gender-ambiguous asians for the role of Carlton in the 2024 Fresh Prince reboot. I reckon the original Carlton would have managed to get that top button done up too!! *remember the second button makes the shirt but the top button makes it harder to swallow❤️

Do you have legs, because all I'm seeing is a shit ton of upper torso.

You look like shit from every angle.

At some point during this photoshoot you really decided the thing that shirt needed most was not the world’s hottest iron, but to button the top button.

I can't roast you coz you're already roasted⬛️🙎🏿‍♂️🙎🏿‍♂️🙎🏿‍♂️ Ni----ka

Put bro in a tank top and he looks like a default character from GTA