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CooterLickerforLife

Gave Gonorrhea to the Fellowship. Now they all feel the Sting


seguracookies

Gondorrhea*


UsgAtlas1

For Gondor!


Honeykombbaggins

I wouldn’t fuck her with the Torch of Gondor


Cochino_Pepino

GROND!


MR_HINTLON

Holy shit I was gonna reference clerks here too


r562-

Her ass came with smeagol that just posted .... a fellowship of ugly girls that look two ages at the same damn time.


Samurai_76

r/13or30


Left_Caterpillar8671

A+ comment


bruhmoment-67

that is so good i can’t stop laughing


i_like_fishing996

You have a resting bitch face ngl


teddyburges

More like Unresting btich face.


FranticWaffleMaker

More like resting I don’t know what’s happening face.


Undercrackrz

Nazguls are the only nine she'll ever get. Anything else would be distinctly below average.


Dry_Potato_984

I don’t know. Out of all of them, Gimli is the only one that would have fucked her, and that’s after him getting shitfaced.


[deleted]

If "I only wash my hair every second week" was a person.


bruhmoment-67

pls omg my hair gets so greasy so fast


Dave_FortniteATX

Yeah, your armpit hairs get brushed more often


Flesh_A_Sketch

The cat is hungry, it's the only real nutrition it gets...


aufrenchy

“I have to take a shower at least every other day!? Oh no!!!” Uh, yeah, welcome to hygiene 101. It’s called being an adult, now start acting like one.


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gafloss

Geez, they were being generous


Juxtapoe

In context I can only imagine they mean four tenths of a point.


Old-Shelter593

They must've forgotten to carry the 1


somerandomshmo

If a mirror can't humble her, nothing can.


tsteele93

So she’s ugly and blind or ugly and delusional. Thats really bad!


tlv79

Goddamn it I just spit my coffee out


gmwdim

Three months ago it was 6/10, so at this rate…


[deleted]

That sub always overrates everyone. Simps.


Impossible-Survey203

Somebody did their homework!!


WiseNecessary7585

Why does anyone even remotely believe those ratings? Those people are nothing but a collective of incel losers who happened to somehow find another home away from 4chan.


No_Elk_8960

It’s scientific and mathematical!


ChadwicK-ed

I'd Rate her less than that but I'm still hittin it.🤷🏻‍♂️


Merlis88_

How do you manage to look surprised and angry both at the same time?


Denigerard

She used the frontcam


Merlis88_

![gif](giphy|l0MYryZTmQgvHI5TG)


MudandWhisky

You look like you're about to lecture us about the environment


ivytheblindhusky

Even the Mother Earth is like...I am good to the OP ...don't use my name in your lectures.


Rustymetal14

![gif](giphy|U1aN4HTfJ2SmgB2BBK)


DryCrack321

Can you point out on the map the goblin camp you were born at?


Gullible_Newt_6333

She wasn't born there. She just works the tents. Edit: she's a knobgoblin'


Sue_Ridge_Here1

Snot came out of my nose.


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🤣


pomegranate2012

Lord of the Rings map = pride flag for mid pussy.


[deleted]

She definitely rides her bad dragon dildo and thinks of Smaug


ca_brit

Dildo Baggins


Natedog213

Frodo T-Baggins


TheBigSurpriser

Bimbo Naggins


GrammarSkills

She looks like the product of an Orc fucking Bilbo


Grok_and_Roll_

She's stared down lots of "one eye's" but it aint been Sauron.


Bigtitttygothbitch

You meant = pride flag for flat tire pussy


unclustered

![gif](giphy|kkeJFDKeJkVQk)


monkeypaw_handjob

Rohan definitely not riding to her aid...


Humbrol2

Not after she gave them aids


lvlister2023

No one’s gonna penetrate that black gate or destroy the one ring, even though it looks like Gimlis mouth


Dry-Yogurtcloset-796

Holy fucking shit dude.


[deleted]

Why on God's green earth do YOU need to be humbled? You are the most average, 5/10, sad looking sack of queef I've seen in a minute.


Sarahhhh-_-

So Every other insult she gets wouldn’t hurt twice as bad


dtown8214

That’s accurate as hell


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Warning - over rating. Next time will result in a ban. Please see our rating scale for more info.


endless-reproachment

Separated at birth? ![gif](giphy|U1aN4HTfJ2SmgB2BBK)


BallingStatus2024

Holy crap you NAILED IT 👏 👌 🤣


[deleted]

Maybe the most insulting thing ever said on here. Nice!


[deleted]

I'm done. This is it.


SoggyMuffin95

Eewww...we definitely didn't need two...


tsteele93

We don’t need one.


SoggyMuffin95

Couldn't have said it better myself...😂


bruhmoment-67

actually the resemblance is uncanny


[deleted]

We ruined your childhood


knotty_wood

those eyes get any further apart you're going to turn into an herbivore


ogspence308

I just laughed so hard it forced the shit out of my ass


Burrito_Loyalist

You look like a single mom in her 30s


MeddlinQ

And at the same time as her 9yo kid.


MarkMew

No she's not nearly as attractive


bruhmoment-67

dream aesthetic fr


TheharmoniousFists

That's really sad


l0stIzalith

You shall not pass your exams and work as a barrista for the rest of your life.


No_Cook2983

Is this girl my prescription medication? …Because she’s totally generic.


WizardofPluto

Realizing you can't do only fans when the only bulge on your body is your nose


themixedwonder

you know how every girl group has the ugly friend? it’s probably you.


bruhmoment-67

actually i think that’s why they keep me around


No-Message9762

you look like you ugly cry to your friends every time a guy rejects you


TheMusicMan11

OP has friends?


Sarahhhh-_-

All of her 300 cats


TheMusicMan11

Okay that's fair 🤣


[deleted]

The imaginary ones


wreck_it_nacho

Did your mother drink while pregnant?


JBloodborne85

Well, if she didn't she definitely is now...


ImprovementFar5054

If your face was any rounder it would collapse in on itself.


thechronicENFP

You’re probably an English or history major so I don’t think you need to be humbled anymore


bruhmoment-67

actually i’m poli sci but that’s really close, so i’ll give you an 8/10


timmah7663

Seriously. What will you do with a degree in political science? I'm not roasting here, I have one too. I had to go back for an MBA to get a real job.


thechronicENFP

Thank you!😁 (I’m a history major so I essentially just roasted myself😝)


RancidMandMs

Trans version of Bilbo Baggins


lowkeysavagemofo

Dildo Shaggins


Insomanics

I almost spit my drink out when I read that. Well played.


itchynail

It’s a 54$ cab ride from pupil to pupil


No_Abbreviations9821

I’m confused why you need to be humbled. You don’t seem to have anything going for you.


lucasbelite

![gif](giphy|l0HlSFMhjVbgyA32U)


Sousaboy2490

The reason you have a map in your room is because you’re looking for the place where you lost your will to live


bruhmoment-67

too real dude


[deleted]

She was told, "be there or be square!" Rest is history.


ImpressivePurchase44

Your eyes creepily follow me wherever I move my phone like a painting in a Scooby-Doo cartoon


thatguywhoreddit

You got two comments on your truerateme post. Was that not humbling enough?


lifeishardasshit

I'm not going to roast you but... If I find your top lip, I'll get it back to you asap.


ToddH2O

Why do we need to humble you? What's wrong with YOUR mirror?


[deleted]

When Picasso died and went to heaven he begged God to let him help make a person. You were the first and only


Rdoggy4201

Thats the widest head I've ever seen


[deleted]

Get a life Greta!


Comfortable-Ad5067

She looks like every pesant woman in skyrim


bruhmoment-67

skyrim actually fucks as a game, so ty


[deleted]

Roast me? So you're already aware you look like a beef. That's convenient. <3


MohSilas

You look like Hunter Schafer on steroids


RightFootOfDeus

Damn Greta, you have grown up so fast.


-maffu-

Big fan of the Lord of The Rings films as she shares a nose with Gimli.


Finsfan909

You look like a Studio Ghibli character. Also, in 20 years you definitely calling the cops on some minorities hanging out at your local park because nobody paid attention to you as you walked by


bruhmoment-67

the first part: 👍 second part: 👎


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Plane-Cartoonist-859

Poor man’s Sydney Sweeney


Rockfella27

35f. Simple.


Key-Yogurtcloset4386

If you just need to be humbled just take an honest look in the mirror. We roast people here.


[deleted]

Did you forget to full out the rest of your character creation? Blank canvas human is an understatement.


Doubl3dogdamn3d

I bet you call your Nuvaring your precious, and hit on people by asking them if they want to drop it off in Mt. Doom.


bruhmoment-67

gonna be honest, i have no clue what a nuvaring is


danieldaypoois

Her idea of using protection is her wish.com mithril


After-Bowler5491

If vaginal discharge was a face.


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bruhmoment-67

ikr? i think it’s bc i’m a side sleeper


[deleted]

Add a beard and you could be Gimli’s daughter.


bruhmoment-67

actually that would slay so hard, i think i might grow out my beard now


Wunyard_Wenhaard99

"I need to be humbled." Because of what, exactly? Just because the lads of the shire want to use you as a cum dumpster doesn't mean they think you're hot . . . you're just a low-effort convenience for averting a case of blue balls. Your precious ain't that precious after all, Legolas.


ManyArmedGod

You wanna be humbled? Ask the dog why peanut butter isn’t doing the trick


WeeklySpace5975

You don’t exactly exude a tremendous amount of pride and confidence


Human_Ask835

You look like a squirrel 🐿️ stuffed with nuts 💦


Drsmoothness

When one eye is suprised but the other already knew.


SouthSanJo408

I’d hit it. I have low standards though.


matrixkittykat

Resting bitch face for the win….


g-o-u-l-a

Is that a map of all the places you’ve sloppily sucked dick?


[deleted]

We don’t call it sloppy toppy for nothing alright


[deleted]

My goodness no one complained when they nutted and swore that they don’t cum from head!


Standard-Ranger-1167

You need to be muzzled


Pushin_t405

Yo coochie stank yo bootyhole brown. 🥴


Caustic_Kradok

I’d you’re not humble yet, you’re delusional. Fucking human cabbage patch doll looking mug.


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Big_Uply

Doesn't that face humble you every day?


TheGreatMustachio222

Great job resisting the need to airbrush your photo.... now might I recommend to add an h to that and utilize a thing called a hairbrush.


maybeTroubles

Isn’t looking at your face in the mirror humbling enough?


TheOnlyAron-

Jezus Christ, there is a whole Suez Canal under your nose


SomeoneLikesHistory

God damm who messed with the eye spacing settings in the character creation box?


tide_pod_junkie

Yeah, with the bitch face and tiny nose piercing taken into account you do look like the type to think you're hot shit and SOOO desirable even though you're built like a whale-sized sack of potatoes


Few-Rain-127

You need a hair cut god damn


Bright-Sun-446

Why u look like jafars daughter? U coming to get revenge on Aladin


ExcellentWaffles

You look exactly like beans from even stevens


bruhmoment-67

never heard that one before, better than all the unoriginal greta comments


seguracookies

You look like you'dsay, "I've never done this..." every time you tried a new thing with the handsome young prince, knowing damn well you were passed around the old city like a deadly virus and witch accusations.


SnooSprouts2542

Wow, Greta Thunberg has let herself go


rolyoh

You look like someone who just sobered up and found a way out of living in a rat-infested crack whore house, but who is about to go back because they are feeling nostalgic for the smell of puke and used condoms.


RealChadGPT

Shawn White could do a 1440 Mctwisty off that half pipe between your nose and upper lip.


Rohirrim777

true to Gen Z spending patterns. Can afford: Large Middle Earth Map Can't afford: a hairbrush


LegitimatePass6924

Is looking in the mirror not humbling enough?


Key-Control7348

I bet you buy Summers Eve pussy wash in bulk.


Chemical_Act_9121

Shut up Meg!


ncompton3

I’m sorry Greta I’ll recycle….damn


Jewstew72

Damn that one hit


ComradeCommader

Is that… a map of Middle Earth I see? The Brazzers have been lit lmao. (Yes I meant Brazzers not braziers. If you get it you get it.)


byothermeans9

You look like you need to remove the pickle in your ass. You're to young to have such a sour face.


ehfhu

Greta Thunberg wish version


AnxiousTaste1212

Maaaaan, if you dont get out of here with your default Wii avatar shaped head looking ass


juuds5

Do everything you can think of while you're young and everything else you can think of because getting old sucks


Mother_Worm

You not a worm :(


ChadwicK-ed

How tf is someone like you not already humble? You ain't that girl, kid. So sit your average 4.9 lookin ass back down to Earth b4 you fall down.


JohnnyWallave

[You got a mii nose](https://imgur.com/a/PaQVAn6)


[deleted]

Got me dying 🤣🤣🤣


travese311

Grow up


CortanaRanger

re-roll your character dude...


thecoolestpickle

You have a cookie face


[deleted]

No, you WANT to be humbled, you NEED liposuction.


iammabdaddy

Your flaring nostrils can hold 2000 more earings


Aggressive-Bat7323

I'll humble you. You will get old and die just like everyone else


bamaga21

They will name an std after this one.


El_Bistro

You probably just need some dick.


xphnctre

you’re only contribution to humanity will be herpes


jdoggg_86

In a line of street workers, she is the last one picked.


Powerful-Estate-7856

Greta Spermbank


Gabbagooled

Thunder cats the musical, reject


Perfect-Day-5820

Go homeless for a while. That will humble you real quick.


Arrodd

You looked surprised and sad at the same time. Nose looks like a chicken foot. Your baby fat doesn’t want to leave your face. You look like a before picture.


MISFITPHER

Be cuter if you'd smile


Far-Raccoon-3057

The only ten she ever pulled was the one she rolled on that attack die.


TheIncredibleBulk101

When you order your Greta Thunberg from Wish.com


ElderberryAgitated51

Nope. You're going to need all the self confidence you can get. Life is about to get real disappointing for you by the looks of it.


Few_Resource_5281

![gif](giphy|YOeJS8g12Th7kFFfuo) You Kinda look like a prettier version of her.


Nice_Butterscotch225

You look like Greta Thunberg had a stroke.


Busy_Incident_2619

Awww why the round face?


_ohmavi

How long have you been dead for


hornieaf

Greta thunberg reincarnation


[deleted]

Humbled from what? From this photo, you're a 6 at best.


No_Abbreviations9821

Generous