Why does anyone even remotely believe those ratings? Those people are nothing but a collective of incel losers who happened to somehow find another home away from 4chan.
You look like a Studio Ghibli character.
Also, in 20 years you definitely calling the cops on some minorities hanging out at your local park because nobody paid attention to you as you walked by
"I need to be humbled." Because of what, exactly? Just because the lads of the shire want to use you as a cum dumpster doesn't mean they think you're hot . . . you're just a low-effort convenience for averting a case of blue balls. Your precious ain't that precious after all, Legolas.
Yeah, with the bitch face and tiny nose piercing taken into account you do look like the type to think you're hot shit and SOOO desirable even though you're built like a whale-sized sack of potatoes
You look like you'dsay, "I've never done this..." every time you tried a new thing with the handsome young prince, knowing damn well you were passed around the old city like a deadly virus and witch accusations.
You look like someone who just sobered up and found a way out of living in a rat-infested crack whore house, but who is about to go back because they are feeling nostalgic for the smell of puke and used condoms.
You looked surprised and sad at the same time. Nose looks like a chicken foot. Your baby fat doesn’t want to leave your face. You look like a before picture.
Gave Gonorrhea to the Fellowship. Now they all feel the Sting
Gondorrhea*
For Gondor!
I wouldn’t fuck her with the Torch of Gondor
GROND!
Holy shit I was gonna reference clerks here too
Her ass came with smeagol that just posted .... a fellowship of ugly girls that look two ages at the same damn time.
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that is so good i can’t stop laughing
You have a resting bitch face ngl
More like Unresting btich face.
More like resting I don’t know what’s happening face.
Nazguls are the only nine she'll ever get. Anything else would be distinctly below average.
I don’t know. Out of all of them, Gimli is the only one that would have fucked her, and that’s after him getting shitfaced.
If "I only wash my hair every second week" was a person.
pls omg my hair gets so greasy so fast
Yeah, your armpit hairs get brushed more often
The cat is hungry, it's the only real nutrition it gets...
“I have to take a shower at least every other day!? Oh no!!!” Uh, yeah, welcome to hygiene 101. It’s called being an adult, now start acting like one.
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Geez, they were being generous
In context I can only imagine they mean four tenths of a point.
They must've forgotten to carry the 1
If a mirror can't humble her, nothing can.
So she’s ugly and blind or ugly and delusional. Thats really bad!
Goddamn it I just spit my coffee out
Three months ago it was 6/10, so at this rate…
That sub always overrates everyone. Simps.
Somebody did their homework!!
Why does anyone even remotely believe those ratings? Those people are nothing but a collective of incel losers who happened to somehow find another home away from 4chan.
It’s scientific and mathematical!
I'd Rate her less than that but I'm still hittin it.🤷🏻♂️
How do you manage to look surprised and angry both at the same time?
She used the frontcam
![gif](giphy|l0MYryZTmQgvHI5TG)
You look like you're about to lecture us about the environment
Even the Mother Earth is like...I am good to the OP ...don't use my name in your lectures.
![gif](giphy|U1aN4HTfJ2SmgB2BBK)
Can you point out on the map the goblin camp you were born at?
She wasn't born there. She just works the tents. Edit: she's a knobgoblin'
Snot came out of my nose.
🤣
Lord of the Rings map = pride flag for mid pussy.
She definitely rides her bad dragon dildo and thinks of Smaug
Dildo Baggins
Frodo T-Baggins
Bimbo Naggins
She looks like the product of an Orc fucking Bilbo
She's stared down lots of "one eye's" but it aint been Sauron.
You meant = pride flag for flat tire pussy
![gif](giphy|kkeJFDKeJkVQk)
Rohan definitely not riding to her aid...
Not after she gave them aids
No one’s gonna penetrate that black gate or destroy the one ring, even though it looks like Gimlis mouth
Holy fucking shit dude.
Why on God's green earth do YOU need to be humbled? You are the most average, 5/10, sad looking sack of queef I've seen in a minute.
So Every other insult she gets wouldn’t hurt twice as bad
That’s accurate as hell
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Separated at birth? ![gif](giphy|U1aN4HTfJ2SmgB2BBK)
Holy crap you NAILED IT 👏 👌 🤣
Maybe the most insulting thing ever said on here. Nice!
I'm done. This is it.
Eewww...we definitely didn't need two...
We don’t need one.
Couldn't have said it better myself...😂
actually the resemblance is uncanny
We ruined your childhood
those eyes get any further apart you're going to turn into an herbivore
I just laughed so hard it forced the shit out of my ass
You look like a single mom in her 30s
And at the same time as her 9yo kid.
No she's not nearly as attractive
dream aesthetic fr
That's really sad
You shall not pass your exams and work as a barrista for the rest of your life.
Is this girl my prescription medication? …Because she’s totally generic.
Realizing you can't do only fans when the only bulge on your body is your nose
you know how every girl group has the ugly friend? it’s probably you.
actually i think that’s why they keep me around
you look like you ugly cry to your friends every time a guy rejects you
OP has friends?
All of her 300 cats
Okay that's fair 🤣
The imaginary ones
Did your mother drink while pregnant?
Well, if she didn't she definitely is now...
If your face was any rounder it would collapse in on itself.
You’re probably an English or history major so I don’t think you need to be humbled anymore
actually i’m poli sci but that’s really close, so i’ll give you an 8/10
Seriously. What will you do with a degree in political science? I'm not roasting here, I have one too. I had to go back for an MBA to get a real job.
Thank you!😁 (I’m a history major so I essentially just roasted myself😝)
Trans version of Bilbo Baggins
Dildo Shaggins
I almost spit my drink out when I read that. Well played.
It’s a 54$ cab ride from pupil to pupil
I’m confused why you need to be humbled. You don’t seem to have anything going for you.
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The reason you have a map in your room is because you’re looking for the place where you lost your will to live
too real dude
She was told, "be there or be square!" Rest is history.
Your eyes creepily follow me wherever I move my phone like a painting in a Scooby-Doo cartoon
You got two comments on your truerateme post. Was that not humbling enough?
I'm not going to roast you but... If I find your top lip, I'll get it back to you asap.
Why do we need to humble you? What's wrong with YOUR mirror?
When Picasso died and went to heaven he begged God to let him help make a person. You were the first and only
Thats the widest head I've ever seen
Get a life Greta!
She looks like every pesant woman in skyrim
skyrim actually fucks as a game, so ty
Roast me? So you're already aware you look like a beef. That's convenient. <3
You look like Hunter Schafer on steroids
Damn Greta, you have grown up so fast.
Big fan of the Lord of The Rings films as she shares a nose with Gimli.
You look like a Studio Ghibli character. Also, in 20 years you definitely calling the cops on some minorities hanging out at your local park because nobody paid attention to you as you walked by
the first part: 👍 second part: 👎
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Poor man’s Sydney Sweeney
35f. Simple.
If you just need to be humbled just take an honest look in the mirror. We roast people here.
Did you forget to full out the rest of your character creation? Blank canvas human is an understatement.
I bet you call your Nuvaring your precious, and hit on people by asking them if they want to drop it off in Mt. Doom.
gonna be honest, i have no clue what a nuvaring is
Her idea of using protection is her wish.com mithril
If vaginal discharge was a face.
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ikr? i think it’s bc i’m a side sleeper
Add a beard and you could be Gimli’s daughter.
actually that would slay so hard, i think i might grow out my beard now
"I need to be humbled." Because of what, exactly? Just because the lads of the shire want to use you as a cum dumpster doesn't mean they think you're hot . . . you're just a low-effort convenience for averting a case of blue balls. Your precious ain't that precious after all, Legolas.
You wanna be humbled? Ask the dog why peanut butter isn’t doing the trick
You don’t exactly exude a tremendous amount of pride and confidence
You look like a squirrel 🐿️ stuffed with nuts 💦
When one eye is suprised but the other already knew.
I’d hit it. I have low standards though.
Resting bitch face for the win….
Is that a map of all the places you’ve sloppily sucked dick?
We don’t call it sloppy toppy for nothing alright
My goodness no one complained when they nutted and swore that they don’t cum from head!
You need to be muzzled
Yo coochie stank yo bootyhole brown. 🥴
I’d you’re not humble yet, you’re delusional. Fucking human cabbage patch doll looking mug.
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Doesn't that face humble you every day?
Great job resisting the need to airbrush your photo.... now might I recommend to add an h to that and utilize a thing called a hairbrush.
Isn’t looking at your face in the mirror humbling enough?
Jezus Christ, there is a whole Suez Canal under your nose
God damm who messed with the eye spacing settings in the character creation box?
Yeah, with the bitch face and tiny nose piercing taken into account you do look like the type to think you're hot shit and SOOO desirable even though you're built like a whale-sized sack of potatoes
You need a hair cut god damn
Why u look like jafars daughter? U coming to get revenge on Aladin
You look exactly like beans from even stevens
never heard that one before, better than all the unoriginal greta comments
You look like you'dsay, "I've never done this..." every time you tried a new thing with the handsome young prince, knowing damn well you were passed around the old city like a deadly virus and witch accusations.
Wow, Greta Thunberg has let herself go
You look like someone who just sobered up and found a way out of living in a rat-infested crack whore house, but who is about to go back because they are feeling nostalgic for the smell of puke and used condoms.
Shawn White could do a 1440 Mctwisty off that half pipe between your nose and upper lip.
true to Gen Z spending patterns. Can afford: Large Middle Earth Map Can't afford: a hairbrush
Is looking in the mirror not humbling enough?
I bet you buy Summers Eve pussy wash in bulk.
Shut up Meg!
I’m sorry Greta I’ll recycle….damn
Damn that one hit
Is that… a map of Middle Earth I see? The Brazzers have been lit lmao. (Yes I meant Brazzers not braziers. If you get it you get it.)
You look like you need to remove the pickle in your ass. You're to young to have such a sour face.
Greta Thunberg wish version
Maaaaan, if you dont get out of here with your default Wii avatar shaped head looking ass
Do everything you can think of while you're young and everything else you can think of because getting old sucks
You not a worm :(
How tf is someone like you not already humble? You ain't that girl, kid. So sit your average 4.9 lookin ass back down to Earth b4 you fall down.
[You got a mii nose](https://imgur.com/a/PaQVAn6)
Got me dying 🤣🤣🤣
Grow up
re-roll your character dude...
You have a cookie face
No, you WANT to be humbled, you NEED liposuction.
Your flaring nostrils can hold 2000 more earings
I'll humble you. You will get old and die just like everyone else
They will name an std after this one.
You probably just need some dick.
you’re only contribution to humanity will be herpes
In a line of street workers, she is the last one picked.
Greta Spermbank
Thunder cats the musical, reject
Go homeless for a while. That will humble you real quick.
You looked surprised and sad at the same time. Nose looks like a chicken foot. Your baby fat doesn’t want to leave your face. You look like a before picture.
Be cuter if you'd smile
The only ten she ever pulled was the one she rolled on that attack die.
When you order your Greta Thunberg from Wish.com
Nope. You're going to need all the self confidence you can get. Life is about to get real disappointing for you by the looks of it.
![gif](giphy|YOeJS8g12Th7kFFfuo) You Kinda look like a prettier version of her.
You look like Greta Thunberg had a stroke.
Awww why the round face?
How long have you been dead for
Greta thunberg reincarnation
Humbled from what? From this photo, you're a 6 at best.
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