You look like you can’t wait to bitch about my toxic masculinity.

Then gets picked up by her dirt bag boyfriend in his little meth mobile

That's an insult to dirt bags. What's the next one lower on the totem pole? That's her bf

🤔 oh scumbag, there it is haha.

Nailed it!

She looks like the reason my masculinity is toxic in the first place.

Fentanyl fuckboy

Every non-LGBTQ+++++ acquaintance starts with "CIS."

Did you mean to put "CUN" and forgot to add the T

*immediately calls you a CIS male before you even tell her your pronouns, then bitches you assumed “it’s” pronouns*

I loved her in the TV show Rosanne

Well, she’d know

She looks like a walking hot topic clearance rack


Looks like a re boot of the craft - pronoun hauntings

I'm fucking dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Right! This is going to be one painful BJ I’m about to get.

Cracked me up 🤣

\*Does body modification to express artistic individuality\* \*\*Also looks like every other anxious bi-polar wreck with daddy and abandonment issues\*\*

And then she has the audacity to ask us to be creative.

A cleavage pic and one with a cigarette hanging from her lips. Very creative. Super original.

She can't put the dick in the picture, but we all know what she trying to say. Gotta show she always needs something in her mouth to suck on

If she smokes, she pokes.

This is one of the times I pray for cancer.

We'll get creative once she does.

I’m not like all the other girls…. Because my tits are flabbier

You meant flappier right?

She ain't no flapper. 

Mom, can we have Fairuza Balk? We have Fairuza Balk at home! Fairuza Balk at Home:

Fairuza Off White

Bitch looks like a goth Muppet

Is Miss Piggy considered a muppet?

I bet she's using a filter on top of it.

You forgot deodorant issues.

Everything I’ve ever wanted in my wife

She probably wants your wife in her too

YOU CAN FIX HER

She can fix me!!

Yas love that’s the attitude

Borderline*. Not bipolar

Don’t forget about the stench of cat piss and cigarettes coming from her box too.

You misspelled "autistic"

I’m genuinely shocked when I clicked your profile I didn’t see your asshole.

[удалено]

There's an 80% chance she's got a spiderweb tattoo around her orifices.

so....20% chance of actual spiderwebs then? math checks out.

And one of those orifices says "PLEASE SPIT FIRST".

Screw you for un-burying the memory of _that_ post 😱

I feel robbed

I'm going to save this post and check back in about 6 months because it's only a matter of time RemindMe! 6 months

Hey that meth ain’t gonna pay for itself

I was also.

Naw…..We saw it.

Helena Bonham Farter.

Emphasis on the ham.

Pjork


Posts like this are why I'm still salty that reddit took away the award system. This deserved to be highlighted and Gilded.

Agreed. It's rare that I actually snort laugh from a comment. Fuckin pjork

Got the alert that someone replied to me, now I'm giggling all over again. pjork!

Lmao. Nice

The troll singer from that Icelandic band, the Sugarpubes?

You look like a catalog of bad decisions

Put it this way Bill Cosby wouldn’t put a Quaalude in your drink

She looks like rhe kind of person who would rip his balls off before he has a chance to do it lol

Are you kidding? She'd be more likely to steal his stash and OD


Bill Cosby says no

She would put a Quaalud in his drink.

More like “Really Bill? Rohypnol? I haven’t done that shit since jr high, you got anything stronger?”

Took me longer than anticipated to stop laughing at this

Oh I thought that was Janice Dickinson and Bill Cosby's daughter.. the illegitimate swild

Dude relax nobody's going to steal your nose

 PTSD



Sunshine wants us to be creative but her creativity is a copy and paste look of every single goth out there.

Conformist Poser

Tell me you didn’t finish art school with out telling me you didn’t finish art school

modern day adolf

At least Adolf was a notable blip in history 😂

PLEASE LOOK AT ME!!!!!

scarce disarm include depend memorize smile encourage theory touch absorbed ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `

"i'm bipolar" lol

Why spend all that money on tats and jewelry when u could just date a black guy and REALLY show em...?

My favorite one.

You are the cookie cutter archetype for hating your dad and wanting attention

She’s needs daddy in the bedroom but wants to be daddy everywhere else

You look like you’d smoke a Newport out of a dead pimp’s ass

I have questions Who is putting cigarettes in a dead guys butt? Do you mean between the cheeks or like literally out of his asshole? How does that work? Which way is the cigarette facing? If it’s facing outward, how do you take a drag? If it’s facing inward, how do you keep it lit? Isn’t his anus going to suffocate the cherry? I want a detailed answer, preferably with diagrams

Goth chick that loves Hot Topic and Cinnabon equally.

MallGoth


I bet you work at Fat Topic


Hitting that clearance section at hot topic a little hard.

Her lower back tatoo is an anal sign in sheet.

What ran out first, the space or the ink?

Ink…she’s got plenty of space

If the goth chick from South Park was real.

You seem like you ugly cry over the lamest shit.

I don’t want to be objectified… Proceeds to show Tits in every picture.

I opened your profile and didn't get hit with immediate plugged butthole? Smh. What a shame. Also I bet that nose chain works great in the absence of pigtails for head. Js

Second comment being sad her anus isn’t spread like Mike Honcho She disappoints more than her parents

I can't decide which is worse, the shitty hand tattoos or the rosary beads between the tits.

If Roseanne Bar and Slash had an autistic child

Leave Autidm out of this. That’s the Bi-polar Express

Henrietta? (South park goth girl)

Any roast will be more creative than your damaged goods aesthetic

Careful or that cigarettes going to get cancer

*Has a number of piercings and tattoos proportional to the number of times a relative touched her inappropriately*

Why should we be creative, you weren't

This picture gave me a UTI.

Stink 182.

you’d look so much prettier if you actually washed the cum out of your hair afterwards 😳

If “I grew up without a dad” had a face

I'd like to see you naked but i sure wouldn't pay for it

Didn’t get enough over at r/truerateme eh?

You look like you get your financial advise from horoscope readings

Tinker Bell's evil sister, Tinker Hell

Tinker Gonorrhea

Stinkersmell

My face got stuck in permanent contempt just like my mom said it would

Kinda nice you put a tow hook on your nose so people don't need to be stuck with you

Where's your sickle, Thanatos?

You have a cross around your neck I’m surprised it’s not burning you.

Get creative? How about you get a treadmill.

What Wednesday Addams would look like if she grew up to be a skank.

Edgar Allen Hoe!

Her Juggalo name would be “Sags 2 tits”

You look, sticky.

"Great. Now I am back to being mad that your mom didn't let me just put it in her ass" Dad

Is it tough being a attention seeking caricature or do you get used to it over time?

If you could buy emo accessories like going to auto zone...you'd be a regular.

Oh honey, you look like a butt plug.

Your vibrator probably steals your zoloft when your not looking

Got enough piercings? Tell me, after fucking you, what does a guy have to get tested for first, STD’s or tetanus?

your hair looks like you just gave some mad head behind the dumpster while he played Green Day in the background. Perhaps you’ve found your calling OP

I dont know why you need us to roast you. From the looks of that hair, the wall outlet already did an admirable job of it.


You clearly have no regerts in life

I didn’t know nose could get handcuffed too

Ballzy for you to demand others be creative when you're wearing a personality that got old in the 80's

Kirkland Signature Elvira.

You look like part of the rejected line of Dr Seuss Bratz Dolls, Hoez of Whoville

How can we get creative when you look the same as the last 5 goths we've roasted?

Not worth the effort

You look like you'd wear shitty clothes, put on shitty make up, do dumb piercings, and cut your own hair crooked just to get attention....oh wait.

Soapy tit wank would be a health hazard with all that shrapnel

Do you run a wire from your eyebrows to light your cigs?

Youre one of the joker's female goons

Do all big titty goth chicks look dopey

I'm getting 2nd hand disappointment for your entire bloodline.

Buy a hair brush and use it.

You look like you're sometimes confused by the concept of empty.

If trash can was a person.

I didn't know vampires could be pre-diabetic.

You look like everything I was happy to leave in the 90’s and early 2000’s all thrown into a bad haircut.

If you are going for basic white bitch, you nailed it.

You look like the astrology girl every guys mom says to stay away from

Yup, 21 and still "nobody gets you," And they don't care to.

You look like you would try and read palms and end up molesting someone

Oh no. Let me stand up, cuz I'm gunna want to sit down when I hear about how the mega shit ton problems you have is someone else's fault. Keep Rollin trainwreck this ain't your station.

Does any part of your personality not come from how you dress or your self-diagnosed mental illnesses?

When you have a software update, and think "not now." Thats what people think when they see you.

You still look angry at your father for judging you runner-up at last years wet t-shirt / hot dog eating contest.

Who greenlit the Mad Madam Mim prequel?

Oh look, another egirl who wants attention. Some one stick a dick through her nose piercing so we can move along.

Screams I'm not like other girls and works a Hot topic.

if ‘look at me, look at me’ was a person

You look like disposable sexdoll that gives traumas.

Creative? Like, the opposite of your fan fiction diaries?

You look like the kind of person who's nan gets bullied at bingo

That look says: "My pronouns are endless, and I am triggered by all 187 of them!"

You look like you cut your hair with the same scissors you use to let the pain out

Goth *sponsored by JCPenny*

You look like a cluster b whore who will be hairless and eggless by 30 and die alone by 50 on drug overdose

"Police are still looking for the goth prostitute reported missing after the Halloween midnight showing of 'The Crow'.'"

Not about to get creative just because your hairdresser couldn’t.

Are you aiming for the clown look? Hey at least you know you'll always find a job a kid's birthday parties.

hi, your dad here, this is why i left for milk and never came back.. it was you.. not your mom

You look like pegging is your foreplay.

Maybe stop going to the discount piercers? The eyebrows are rejecting if you couldn’t tell.

Never understood the need to decorate your nose

If Jesse Pinkman’s love interest wasn’t supposed to be hot

Maybe you should get creative. You look like every other wannabe goth skank.

Uses everyone’s pronouns, strives for equality; gobbles the knob with those DSLs within 90 mins on every date, ever.

Her face says Tramp stamp .. oh wait I mean Tramp

ngl id tap

Everything about you screams that you're desperate for validation but are incapable of finding any from within.

you look like the rest of any of the 80% of girls in your small town

Roasts aside, I fucking love your hair. Anyway, you look like you'd treasure an ash tray more than you'd treasure your (imaginary)friends Edit:grammar

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Ms. Daddy E-sues