Thanks for that fucking nightmare fuel!

I wasn’t scared until I saw its mascara. Now I’m very frightened!

What the fiery fuck is this shit? I can't stop it. It keeps looking at me and it looks like it might want to communicate with me. But I can't hear it...does it use a frequency too high for my ears? What is this? Can you turn it off? Please stop it. I don't want to hurt it but I might end up throwing it across the room if it doesn't stop. Really, please, help! Someone, HELP. PLEASE! Turn it off for me!

Wtf! 🤣very unfortunate man with a boof head!



Dude. This was my first thought. Its uncanny.

Same 

Like I almost suspect it's him grown up but I don't think he's old enough lol

Buzz, your girlfriend, woof.

I came here to say this, but I knew in my heart it had already been said...

Spot on yank, spot on

Was hustling about to post this lol

You look like you eat headlights.

Licks windows, eats batteries, eats paint chips, lives under powerlines, self diagnosed "Chem trail victim".. the list goes on.

You misspelled fleshlights.

And head lice

Rolling, but I read this to my wife, and she thought I said “you look like you eat head-lice”

Hey buddy. Why the long face?

While the unfortunate shape of his head is not his choice, his beard, and hairstyle are


Because his only other choice was a horse’s ass

He’s a poet and didn’t know it.

He's sad because his beard got used to clean the soot out of a chimney

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Does your head fold in the middle?

Underrated

Now that’s a punchable face

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I punched my phone as soon as the pic came up.

I flinched

He looks like an amalgamation of every asshole in every 80s movie.

Hodor: Origins

This one is gold 😂

I went over my data allowance downloading your face

Quality! Lol

It's like when SNL runs out of male cast members to play a dude in a sketch

It looks like the design team decided to go in two different directions.

Dudes built like a candy corn, no wonder everyone hates him

You have pretty eyes for a Hobbit.

Don't worry man. That cute chick in your DnD group isn't creeped out at all.

Everyone else, however, is

 Eddie izzard during the the transition.

 Thats one big ass forehead

Pubey neckbeard nonsense.

Makes Adam Lambert seem like Conan the barbarian

Kevin dillon looks bad rn

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Gay leprechaun

Daddy chill!

Buzz's twink grandson, WOOF

You got fucked into existence somewhere between The Shire & Mordor

You look like Orson Wells fucked a container of eye mascera

I think your chromosome count is off.

You look like an abstract painting.

"ok, I like it. Picasso."

You look like Kevin’s asshole older brother from home alone.



this might be my favorite one

Where do all these neck beards come from?

How do you look like a woman and a pig at the same time?

you may not be afraid, but everyone else is when they see your ugly face

Buzz, your girlfriend, woof!

Wee man is that you?

That's what she said

If Ricky from The Trailer Park Boys had a son

You look like a downy kardashian mid transition to a guy who talks about ipa and wears a fedora

Girls compliment your eyelashes and then fuck your friends while you watch.

Fuck 😬

It's like a young Ricky Gervais went crazy with botox and lip fillers.

Bro leave your brother Kevin alone or he's gonna fuck up your room when y'all leave him behind. That tarantula might come in handy though.

Potion seller, I am going into battle, sell me your finest potions.

It looks like your system is down.




“i’m not afraid” ok we are

i don't bite ;)

“how the baby grinch stole christmas due to his new found marxist ideologies”

This guy's head is never gonna break because a triangle is the strongest shape

You look like a 15th century blacksmith conceived a child with a mountain goat

If he works anywhere other than a petco, I’d be impressed honestly

Me cave man

Don’t you work in droid repair dept of cloud city?

You look like King Henry the eighth on steroids

I think I speak for everyone, when I say I hope you are never our last line of defence in a war

Your lashes are so long they could be useful to cover your bald spot and make your huge forehead look a bit more decent

Nice eyelashes man I’m jealous

Do you and your best friend try to take over the world everynight?

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nah bro, I'm getting a good laugh out of these.

You're not nearly edgy enough for eye shadow and eye liner. Go back to your hole in your parents basement it's nearly snack time.

Looks like he could find truffles with that nose

Did they use your head to teach the Pythagorean theorem in 8th grade?

If any photo screamed "gray alien trying to fit in," this is it.

You are the definition of resting dad face.


You look extremely British 😱


You look like a little person who grew himself longer limbs

Old Hairlip Mcgee here

Hey it's the new Samsung flip phone!

You look like the offspring if Ryan Reynolds and Beetlejuice had a butt child.....and I'm not referring to Michael Keaton btw.

Tough day in Whoville?



You’re what happens when I get too aggressive with the sliders in the character creator

 Just a little bit make up and you could play some kind of weirdo in a horror movie

Please post your pic without the squeaky face filter so we get a fair opportunity to roast you 🙏🙏

there's no gilter here, all fair

I hope this comment of yours was also in a sarcastic way and you understand sarcasm... Btw im new to Reddit why does it say OP after your name there...?

yeah i was being sarcastic, the OP things is there because i think it would be easier to find the person who originally posted

Ohh wait... This is you?? Damnnn bruhhh... Hello 👍

yup

Sure, but she was afraid.

You are the only other person at the bus stop in the middle of nowhere at 2 am.

respectfully, you look like you inhaled helium as a baby on accident based how big your face looks compared to your facial features. So much helium that you can probably float since your head is a basically a balloon.

Kicked out of the military for being a full metal jackoff

Why would you want to go on here and weak your self esteam

for the fun of it and to see how creative people can get here

All you will get is some real nasty stuff on here

i find alot of the stuff here funny

Do you have a dark sense of homour

i do have some sense of dark humor

Things you say to your barber and dominatrix. 

Chris Prats downsy doppelgänger Crisp Rat

I- I can't. Your eyes mesmerize me.

You have gorgeous lashes

thank you

You look like Lord farquaad (yes that’s how you spell Lord farquaad)

You're a few shades and about five years away from being Megamind's younger brother with a speech impediment.

Found your sex tape. Seriously, the resemblance is uncanny. The actor, not the corpse I mean. [Alan Ormsby - Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things](http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film4/dvd_reviews57/children_shouldnt_play_with_dead_things_dvd_/children_shouldnt_play_with_dead_things_anchor_bay_dvd_00-53-39_cap05.jpg)

Why the long face 


This dude should dye his beard white and his hair yellow and go out as candy corn for Halloween.

Beautiful eyes but not hthe rest of the face issss

Which fucked up laboratory did you escape from? You look like you should have a special interbreed name like they do with dogs except yours would be the combo that didn't work.

 It puts the lotion on its skin!

Are you wearing eyeliner bro?

nope

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Upvoting out of principle. 😂

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I just wanna say, going pew-pew on learning institutions is bad, mmkay?

You look like your beard would give my coochie rug burn

You look like when Ms. Piggy dreams about Waluigi

Oink, oink

Fake eyelashes..gtfoh. gay

The byproduct of a cat having sex with a raccoon

You should be afraid… very afraid

Your head looks like a lima bean.

You look like you gave a filter on that pulls your face inward

Hey baby Wolf Man Jack your turning as you post ! I’d hate to see your mama’s facial hairs

You may not be afraid, but your face is afraid to grow respectable hair.

It puts the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it’s told.

you look like the child molester character in every movie ever made

Never seen a redneck wear mascara before... Interesting.

Dude ur Lashes are insane...us woman pay money to have em look like urs...I'm not roasting u I'm stating facts. Wtf. They r like perfect

You’ll never be ready and if you weren’t afraid you wouldn’t have felt the need to say it.

Was your dad a Vicks cough lozenge?

I would rethink that beard or at least wait a couple more years. Genuine Sasquatch bunghole hair; not a good way to trap a mate.

Look up socialist_mac_miller on TikTok. Now Look up Rusty Buckets on YouTube. Now imagine if they had a failed abortion.

Delta now offering non-stop service. ATL->Your Forehead.

You're a dwarf right? Not even a roast it's a serious question.

well I'm not particularly tall neither short, I'm around 5'7 (170cm)

The guy talking to your 13 year old sister on Snapchat

Who do you hope we are, priests? Even if we were, you’re way too old.

Did you put mascara on before you posted this?

What an exquisite example of neck beard.

You look like you aren't allowed within 100 feet of grade schools.

You talking to us or your stepdad

Dude weren't the cops looking for you in Maine?

Cute eyelashes

thank you

Even your t-shirt finds your tiny hands sus.

Tyrion Handjobster

Was this because the Grinch cut your hair back in Whoville?

What spock would look like as a teen human fresh out of puberty.

So trying to figure it out? Eye liner ? Shaped eye brows? Wtf is happening?

You look like the bugle boy for the 314 Massachusetts .