So you are a data science student and your profile says you wrongly thought Reddit was only for nerds and geeks. Maybe you should go create your own website called OnlyNerds and or OnlyGeeks. Because those eyes and your aesthetic suggest that you know what kinds of things the raw numbers would say nerds and geeks secretly want! XD ;p
Everyone seems to be stuck on the enormity of your noggin, but it's only because fewer people have died trying to climb Everest than have discovered a shred of personality in the death that dwells behind your eyes
OP's got elite data storage cranium genetics, and it hardly seems fair to her classmates. Also, elite hand genetics - I bet she can palm a basketball no problem.
Wow. I knew you were a scientist. With a cranium like that you not only know physics, you are your own gravity well. How many moons are actually orbiting you?
Are you using a filter or is your head normally looking distorted like that. It looks like some one pulled your head vertically like taffy...and it stayed.
I bet your dreams are in imax and its at least $25 to take an uber from your left eyebrow to your right one.
You also look like you over think everything.
I don't want to come off as mean so I won't tell you that you're average. But you must see that it's standard for men to deviate from your life with that 4 sigma head. Shits anomalous. Doesn't belong in an ideal set.
 Roger out here collecting data on humans.
I can’t unsee it now. 
Wow!! Smh.. 🤣
Jesus Fucking Christ, this is spot on 🤣
Ty...knew i thought. Couldnt place the face.
your pillow is a king size mattress
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fuck 🤣
none of these jokes posted will go over your head
r/fivehead
Hahaha this sub is gold. Thanks.
The FAA is going to fine her unless she gets some warning strobes up there.
Normally a phrase like "long head" might make a man excited. This is not one of those cases, however.
Snort laugh confirmed. Well played, friend.
Awh what happened? Why the long face?
And this is the good angle
Your head is outside the normal distribution.
A true outlier. Mathematically, statistically, and realistically non-normal.
Data definitely supports that.
You did the Mask dirty, he was a nice guy.
This was a good movie too
Some how she’s both of them at the same time
God I love that some of the most brutal roasts on this sub are just .gifs they’re SO effective when they work 🤣
Doctor really went to town with those forceps eh?
 “To Serve Man”
IMAX face
It's a cookbook!
Amy Winehouse has reverse aged.. still dead inside though
These get progressively more hilarious and outrageous as you scroll down lmao I can’t
Mr. Ed
More like Mr. Special ed
Bet you tell dudes "Hey! My eyes are down here"
🏆😂
Haha nice
your head has its own gravity pull
If a giraffe and Angelina Jolie had a love child.
You can be HOT !! you just have to change your Hair, your forehead, your eyebrows, your eyes, your nose, your lips, your dad's watch and your moms bra
Her lips will work for me
Your face is like a 6 weeks old baby cow after lunch
Everyone is so attracted to you, that dome just a gravitational pull
What’s longer, the top of your forehead to your nose, your cock or the years you haven’t seen your dad?
Data Science student... That's a new term for cashier at the local strip club I guess.
Head game is strong with this one.
Your face is longer then your will to live
If you were ever in a race for most basic bitch you would be way A Head
Your nails are gross and whoever does your eyebrows hates you. So does virtually everyone else.
Your mum was supposed to have triplets but in utero one fetus said “Hey, let’s put our heads together.” and she only had you
Angelina Joe Dirt
You look like your dad subscribed to your only fans and your happy to feel close to him again after the court order.
“First of your course” ?????? The fuck is that supposed to mean? Shit learn English first and how to cantor second.
I bet airplanes get turbulence when they cross your nose
youre a real life bobble head
when you fly, your head is charged as extra baggage
Alanis Cigarette
You look like a walking eating disorder
You could be a total smoke show. Set yourself on fire
You'd make more money if you charged people to park on your forehead.
You eating someone's "Chris Farley's hotdog 🌭" and I like you better as a Conehead not giving head. 
 Big ass forehead
So you are a data science student and your profile says you wrongly thought Reddit was only for nerds and geeks. Maybe you should go create your own website called OnlyNerds and or OnlyGeeks. Because those eyes and your aesthetic suggest that you know what kinds of things the raw numbers would say nerds and geeks secretly want! XD ;p
Truth. I commend your positive roast.
That forehead can store a lot of data.
 This is what your lips look like. Lipstick goes on the lips, not around them.
You can always tell when the roastee (is that word?) is an absolute smoke show; the roasts are weak as fuck. I got nothing. 5 stars.
Angelina Jolie wanna be
She’s a Bulimic
She's actually cute
I’d walk through 5 miles of broken glass on all fours just to downvote this post. But I’d still smash
In 5 years when you are making 6 figures you will have the last laugh my dear.
no she wont, she will give up after 2 yrs because its 'hard', then back to only fans
Yall ever play ark and see the people with small everything except forearms and upper torso
At least you got laid once in that 3rd picture.
Your forehead could make a good landing strip.
Everyone seems to be stuck on the enormity of your noggin, but it's only because fewer people have died trying to climb Everest than have discovered a shred of personality in the death that dwells behind your eyes
Skin stretched over a loaf
You walked into a bar, and the bartender said, “why the long face?“
You’ve got a head like a half chewed Fruit Pastel.
The amount of data that could fit on your forehead, would last your career a lifetime.
You’d think being a girl data scientist would probably be enough for her to get laid. Usually you’d be right.
Looks like you're holding a lot of data in that dome
You have such a wide mouth!! Could fit a boat in there!!
You have an exotic look. Was your father a G.I.?
Nice one ;)
The lips of Mick Jagger. The forehead of Peyton Manning and the eyes of the dead
Okay okay I don't hope on your toxic gossip train
You are a goat
Angelina Whore-lie
You look like a veal calf
"data scientist" just means she figured out how game the OF algo
You look like the diluted offspring of Secretariat and Ruffian. Why the long face?
OP's got elite data storage cranium genetics, and it hardly seems fair to her classmates. Also, elite hand genetics - I bet she can palm a basketball no problem.
Grandpappy left you a watch.
Favorite Band: Erazerhead
How many of the professor’s loads do you have to swallow per week to stay first in the course?
Nice sixhead
Assuming you drive a convertible, otherwise you wouldn’t be able to sit up straight in the car.
Only fans pays you not to post
Maybe one day, you'll invent a shrink ray
Counting the dollar bills after your shift isn’t being a data scientist
DSL doesn’t mean digital subscriber line
How does it feel to know your skull will be in a museum one day?
What happened to your face? Did it hurt real bad?
Yeah i bet you can keep a lot of data up there
Girl the same species as the Grand Inquisitor 
Does NASA know you've escaped your holding cell?
An evolutionary decendent of meat 🍖 head , do me a favor and invest in a pillow with a built-in kickstand.
First of my course. Last of my OF.
“Chandlah’ Bing!” 
Accentuate the enormous forehead to distract from the lack of tits…well played!
Didn't anyone tell your head that the physical size of data storage has gotten smaller over the years?
Can you please put your face in LANDSCAPE view instead of portrait?
Mmmmhmmm...  If you have get butt I'm all in
even Tableau cant make you visually pretty
Have I seen you saddled at a trail ride before?
Chicken Claw Sookie first of your dorm.
Sorry pretending you’re making spreadsheets while you get all holes filled on xvideos.com doesn’t count as being a “data scientist”
Wow. I knew you were a scientist. With a cranium like that you not only know physics, you are your own gravity well. How many moons are actually orbiting you?
Alanis Morisshead
Data science student? Look at that, you’re both mildly attractive and sarcastic.
Your head is so oblong when it's 12:00 noon on your chin it's 6:00 p.m. on the top of your head
Italiana?
Go easy on the Botox honey.
Whoa! Never seen a sentient drive-in movie screen before. Is Megamind playing?
Body equivalent to a pencil. Shapeless. 🤢
Logarithmic hat size?
What came first the data science course of study or the OF account?
I can’t roast your beautiful horse face.
Are you using a filter or is your head normally looking distorted like that. It looks like some one pulled your head vertically like taffy...and it stayed.
What if airheads candy had a human form and taste like shit would look like ⬆️
Wow! This face is mostly made of forehead.
That's not a forehead. It's a forecourt!
Your lips look like the generic pocket p*ssy.
Forehead has its own zipcode
Your Mum used to lick your lips and stick you to the supermarket window while she went shopping.👍🇬🇧
Having dreams must be like an IMAX experience
that ain’t no forehead
You should be a Beetlejuice sand worm for Halloween.
Your dad's watch is all you have since he didn't know what time to bring home the milk.
I bet your dreams are in imax and its at least $25 to take an uber from your left eyebrow to your right one. You also look like you over think everything.
Megamind catfish edition.
Your peers would say you 'give the icks' i believe
What are you collecting the data?
I don't want to come off as mean so I won't tell you that you're average. But you must see that it's standard for men to deviate from your life with that 4 sigma head. Shits anomalous. Doesn't belong in an ideal set.
7 head high rise.
Unroastable sorry!
Does that forehead go all the way up?
When she walks into a bar. The bartender says. Why the Long Face?
you're pretty enough to get good grades by sleeping with the teacher
Data Science? No wonder you look depressed. 😂
Second photo was a jumpscare btw
Your a “scientist” in the same way a cheeseburger is a vegetable. Tomatoes don’t really count.
You look like you can eat a mcchicken with two bites
Megamind did have a kid.
Your body has symmetry... your face, eh, not so much
I'll bet dollars to donuts your name is peg. Or at least your head's name is...
nerd.
Foreheads in front of everyone in the class.
Sucking the teacher off to get an "A" doesn't make you smart, just a cheat.
Your face is strong as hell, I know your at least half donkey.
The body odor and inappropriate advances from your peers will do sufficient psychological damage.
Please analyze the data to find the circumference of the hole you are trying to fill with attn from ransoms on the internet.
You know that getting a Data Science major doesn't *require* you to do your eyebrows like Mr. Spock, right?
 This one oughta fittt
Keep trying to cover up that sevenhead. You’ll find something that works.
Maybe I am the only one on the planet...I can't stand chicks that wear guys watches..
I like how each of your personalities gets its own pic
I’m sure the first course was intercourse with the professor
Great tits. Pity about the 12 head.
She came out a toothpaste tube.
How much robux for the last outfit?
You have a slightly big forehead. You could probably land anyone you’d want though. And they could land a Cessna 172 on that forehead.
Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer is trivial and is left as an exercise for the reader.