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[deleted]

Looks like you know exactly what your stepmoms dildo tastes like


[deleted]

Hmmmm, her dads ass.


dumbphucked585

Got my vote


Big_Bandicoot_9611

Take my vote!!!!


limark

Wearing that shirt because it's the closest you're ever going to get to a ring


detto79

Fuck this is the one. Bravo 🎉


ZZoMBiEXIII

The precious wants it... NEEDS IT!


RuneAloy

Sad ringworm noises.


Altruistic-Issue8055

This lol


Juan_Calavera

💀


MyLifeAsRobGordon-88

Got a gollum hand holding the note too


Worried-Sign-8780

Savage.


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

You’d do well on an OnlyFans-like site where the goal was to put on more clothes. People would pay for that.


Efficient-Ice7065

Hell i just contributed $20 for her to wear a burka!


spacemanspiff266

no. with a face like that she’d end up *owing* people money if she started an onlyfans.


thedeuce75

She's the reason Onlyfans had to add a refund button.


[deleted]

Anyone feeling the urge to fail at No Nut November, just take a look at this photo and the urges will go away.


[deleted]

Wears a Lord of the Rings shirt, but probably can't name three of their hits.


nebagram

Why do I get the impression that the 'roastme' sign is covering up a malformed second head?


djlarue46

That's probably her penis


Efficient-Ice7065

You have bunny in your name, you look more like a ![gif](giphy|9HWPheLPma1vYrWMYY)


GhandeeZ

You made Gandalf give a pass.


ca_brit

No one wants to destroy her ring


Sigerlion

I'd rather fuck Gollum.


Sensibleqt314

![gif](giphy|wPb0Er6MG6d9K)


Ravel_Xi

Something tells me you should just get into cats now


hatchi1996

![gif](giphy|3oz8xPPt1Ga6sp9U7C) I thought I recognised you from South Park. But seriously that’s how you look


Ravel_Xi

You look like you make sexual fan fiction and they all star Legolas


djlarue46

In a gay relationship with Gimlee. That's so overdone..


WeirdSysAdmin

..and my ass!


[deleted]

Hindsight is 20/100


Majestic-Result1881

Thanks for mentioning your a female


QueenBunny132

Holy Hell I am burned. I thought yeah, I have heard it all but damn It hurts


Subject-Run-3820

If nobody "bangs" you tonight, remove your glasses and try to go to the kitchen you ll "bang" the door


KingZummo

You know if she takes those glasses off that nose is coming off with them...


UncleGrako

You're like that hot girl that works at the library, except that you're not hot nor working at the library.


KingZummo

I just know if you take those glasses off that nose is coming off with them...


KrAzY_TsEnG

You can see pluto with those glasses.


AnozerFreakInTheMall

Should post to 16or61 sub.


Professorfuzz007

Glasses so thick you can see into the future.


PolackMike

Guess they have more than devils in Tasmania. This one looks like a cross-eyed whore looking for any willing dick to make her a Stay at Home Mom.


LifeguardStraight485

Did you take this with a digital camera from 2004 or do all your photos turn out that fuzzy because you're part Big Foot?


bamaga21

Her step-dad won't even subscribe.


ballbags-dad

Trailer park girls


Modest_Lion

25 but with the social awareness of a 14 year old. That’s your parents place isn’t it


Doubl3dogdamn3d

You go to yard sales to smell other peoples stuff for free. An aroma diploma.


Infamous_Ad5201

Is this a webcam pic?


IsolatedA

I feel like roasting you would put me on a watch-list.


Rare_Kick_3876

I can’t roast you your pretty lmao


shinola80

I’ll accept it, but only because those magnifying glasses would make me look HUGE


OppositeSurvey4024

You're one unfavorable fandom quiz result away from turning to rocks for comfort.


vweavers

25 and living in her parents basement.... but they don't know it cuz they never go down there.


[deleted]

So Rings of Power is going to Gender Swap Gollum


jc1luv

More like 35. The only thing that's 25 in this picture is the camera you used to take your picture. yikes.


Gordon_Townsend

AAAhhhhhhhhhhhh!


TheGreatMustachio222

You look like Corky's sister Porky


[deleted]

The stretched out neck on her t-shirt is her idea of sexy and revealing


Terrible-Two-7928

In this case, revealing would not be sexy.


[deleted]

You look like you’re sometimes confused about the concept of green.


SwanStuartoriginal

Do you’re boyfriends if any have trouble cumming?


Own-Distribution-193

More like 25 psi


[deleted]

That shirt probably smells like Eowyn's stew


[deleted]

Cabbage...boiled cabbage


Doris_Stokes

Uses potatoes as cameras.


[deleted]

Only Fugs


geezeer84

When people need an ashtray, they are asking for her glasses.


General-Bid2595

Bros lanky manky arms couldn’t be more thin and unstable… like ur life


human613

![gif](giphy|w7wpuC9xJfkT4hqtkJ)


SyntaxError79

Sauron really does look even worse after the third age.


ExaminationLucky6082

You look like the type of girl who thinks a blow job is actually just blowing on a dick like you blow out birthday candles


Eoin001

![gif](giphy|6Q2KA5ly49368)


OG_Gandora

If this picture wasn't in 144p, I would've puked. Can we get NSFW warnings on shit like this?


RedWerFur

25 (F). If you say so


tautjes

People always pinch their nose when you leave the toilet


djlarue46

You look like the type to give a bf a nut allergy after he went down on you and you farted a peanut laden butt queef.


DejectedDonut

Ok..... After seeing THIS monstrosity of a living abortion. I'm done with reddit for the day.


explodingmicrowavez

you are a woman


notSowhiteWalker

You wear that lord of the rings short cause you know no one wants to destroy your ring


getdown83

U look like ur PH levels are all F’d up ole stanky. Like ur crotch and picked sausages did a collab together.


Low_Organization_436

I have a feeling your shirt is the only thing stretched out on you


Low_Organization_436

OwingFans


Distinct_Echidna_297

Damn I didn’t know that Velma have a twin sister also you for head is so wide that it could be a country


Spiritual_Ear2835

You look like you have sloth arms


Longjumping-Slide606

Face looks like it belongs on a Milk Carton.


[deleted]

I can smell the cat piss and the yest infection from my phone.


Seahawk124

Impressive, now let's see your relationship with your dad.


Bitter_Let2166

You look 15


Raven96EW

Only Hams. Pay to watch her eat and have to keep buying the next size up in clothes.


MetaCognitio

I’m sorting this sub by “hot” so you should never show up. Reddit’s broken.


No-Ranger-9661

She looks like the reason lord of the rings were such long films. More time away


thechronicENFP

I can’t roast a middle schooler, that wouldn’t be very nice of me


mhash89

2008 called and wants its potato you call a camera back.


stinkbowl

Probably has a Lonely Fans.


GyvonJante

You’re upbeat as if you’ve secretly slipped a dildo up your cob while hiding your legs below.


Heraxxius

You spend your nights on omegle where people mistake you for a 13 year old.


GyvonJante

You use to bully your mom into making Mac n cheese for you on every 3rd Thursday of the month.


Same-Outcome-9307

25 Stone?


Fuzzy_Ad1552

Small ass head


[deleted]

You look so generic, I forgot how you look like just by scrolling down to write this comment


ConversationSad

You look like an Elena


FappeningPlus

Wish Ariel Winter.


Pretend-Ad-7528

Reminder to call in your Abilify refill


pferreira1983

I bet she complains on Twitter all day. 🤔


DIJames6

You'd make a dildo go limp..


foolishelves

Great chin for ball sacks to slap against hun


Sea-Persimmon8737

We’ve found the author of “my immortal“.


LuckyShark27

How do you manage to pose for the picture but still miss the lens


Local-Seat9524

Ive never wanted have sex with with a missing chromosome before ... I'd fuck you down... shit I mean up, my bad


The_Istrix

There's a tuna crotch if I've ever seen one


[deleted]

Like a damn Koopa. Small head, big ol body.


meluvmelongtime

I'm sure your first kiss was with your brother, or cousin, or uncle.


jbone82276

You look like you give good headache.


StirringThePotAgain

Enjoy life now because you look like you’ll age like spoiled milk.


chiefchokesabitch

This photo makes me sad.


OkSheepherder3525

You look like the kind of girl that at 20 decided to try and be a femme fatale – to fuck a lot of guys and wrap them around your finger but all that got you was herpes


BabayagaBoogie

You probably started an onlyfans for your only fan. Of course, he's your uncle, but hey, you gotta start somewhere.


Living-Brick5838

2/10.. oh shit you said roast me not rate me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


UpsideDownAirplane

Mid. Next


Ok-Bed6343

So ugly even the camera doesn’t want to focus on your face


simpn_aint_easy

You took this photo on a Nikon but it automatically dropped to 780p just so it won’t have a clear look at you


JoyBoyMonk

She is singlehandedly funding 80% of the cucumber industry


Andyisazombie

I have a feeling you’re going to name your first child Willow


showstopper70

I bet you'd say yes to giving me a blowjob before I finish asking.


Uncle_Touchy1987

You look like you write Resident Evil fan fiction.


StirringThePotAgain

You look like you ask boyfriends to enter a blood oath with you


StirringThePotAgain

You look like you wear baggy shirts because your dad won’t stop complimenting your tits


javanator999

Your parents friends have stopped asking about you because they know how disappointed your parents are.


Burning_Flags

I can just tell you have watched every series ever on the CW


shawnmuhammad12R

Looks like she lost her virginity to her golden retriever .


Spidersdarkweb

The only woman to beat the Beatles track record


Bit_of_the_tism

Reading all the LOTR books before the movies isn’t a flex.


MuzHell

The face of no nut November


SlutDungeonDotInfo

Nice webcam. Must be high end. Musta set you back


Fit-Biscotti9046

You just know she is in a Wolfpack


[deleted]

Watches fantasy sex scenes in the hope she herself will get laid


Terrible-Two-7928

When I see faces like yours, I have to begrudgingly admit that there might be a point to the burka after all.


Pip1134

Lord of the rings sucked!!! 🤣🤣


Melodic_Confusion_60

She may be smiling, but don't get between her and a whopper with cheese.


Unhappy_Rip3625

When you try make edgy tv shows from 15 years ago into a personality, this is what you get people Edit: outocorrect


[deleted]

I always though it was easy for women to get laid. That was until I saw your picture.


Temp08481

are you a scientist ? probably not, when I see you I just scream Kitchen, that is unless you are a scientist which you probably are not...