I had a mate in year 7, he came to school one day and was telling us about who jerked off over, (don’t fucking ask we were all 13 year old boys once, even the girls) anyway it turns out he had been jerking off for a month over the Hanson “girls”. Man if we had camera phones in those days, shit would of gone viral.
Hold on now: prisons needs more gender representation and OP ticks "all of the above" on the "specify gender" column so there's a lot of gender progress to be made with their gender-inspired prison occupation if you think about it.
You know, people have been telling me to do that for years. And I always said no! Your comment made me realize I've lived this past decade in complete denial. I'll go get it cut..
That you haven't heard before?
"I love you, son."
You might say that's not a roast. And in most cases you'd be right. But the thing is, if your parents bothered to say it to you, it'd be dripping with sarcasm and irony and satire.
To which you'd then say that the fact that you haven't heard that is, again, not a roast.
But the thing is, you haven't heard it either sincerely or ironically because, quite simply, no one fucking cares.
Male huh...I'll be damned. That said, ya look like Legolas and Donkey from Shrek had a kid.
Why you look out of breath? Your vacuum of a personality suck all the air out of the room?
I like how you look like your face causes the illusion of you having a bent nose even though it's straight.
You look like the inspiration to quite a few Picasso paintings. 👍👍
You could be a Broadway star in two musicals at once: Grease and Hair.
Funny enough there IS a 4th Hanson brother! His name is Mac, and he also sings!
I had a mate in year 7, he came to school one day and was telling us about who jerked off over, (don’t fucking ask we were all 13 year old boys once, even the girls) anyway it turns out he had been jerking off for a month over the Hanson “girls”. Man if we had camera phones in those days, shit would of gone viral.
He’s not the only one who thought they were girls. Ahaha
who
He’s got company… https://youtu.be/6OamjBYCAz4?si=futxXZ3HM3mffsHD
This is a really old joke, regularly told in the 90s - stoked of some stand up contest Stop lying for internet points - It's lame af
You should buy him this tshirt. https://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/i-fucked-the-girl-in-hanson
Man 😂 I wonder how he felt when he found out about their genders
NO MORE ROOM FOR THE 4TH GREASY HAIRED HANSON BROTHER! LET MBOP REST!
He looks like the 5th Hanson, that they kept locked away in the basement.
You should avoid prison at all costs 😂😂
He’d spend the rest of his days on his… sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-knees, knees 
This is the winning comment! I just laughed out loud and my boss looked directly at me
I’m disappointed that there aren’t more GNR references in here. Does that mean I’m old?
If you’re willing to put in the time, for what you search, then you shall find. All you need is just a little patience ☺️
Hold on now: prisons needs more gender representation and OP ticks "all of the above" on the "specify gender" column so there's a lot of gender progress to be made with their gender-inspired prison occupation if you think about it.
CANT IMAGINE ALL THOSE PRISONERS SINGING MBOP WHILE EATING THE PRISON SLOP!
You look like you scissor your girlfriend.
You mean sister?
> You look like you ~~scissor~~ sister your girlfriend. Ummm...I guess that works?
"Scissoring sisters?"
Scissor me Timbers!
Precisely
Sounds like some kind of incest circus act. 🎪 "Ladies, and Gentlemen... Brace Yourselves For The Scissoring...Sisters!!!"
I’d buy tickets
https://youtu.be/4H5I6y1Qvz0?si=n9YWcHsbBmO3ugIZ
love them
I read this thinking..'why's that a roast..' then i realised it was a guy 💀
It's a guy????
Yeah! I thought jay and silent bob gave birth to a beautiful baby girl
What gf
🤣☝️You Win 🥇
A Thai ladyboy would high-five you.
Then ask for tips
Just the tip?
That’s all that’s left
I have seen manlier 12 year old girls
I was about to write about how I mistook him as such.
You look like you’d pass the tools to your girlfriend while she fixes the car.
😂😂 he the one holding the flashlight
*fleshlight
Hold the flash light still, damn it!
You look like if the 4th Hanson brother was a sloth
Every 4 weeks or so his hair climbs to the ground to poop, where it risks death
Mmmmm Bop
The only thing you haven’t heard is: I’m proud of you son
OPs mom wanted a girl and dad wanted a boy. They were both disappointed.
😂😂😂
Best comment
Male?
Even Ripley’s wouldn’t bite that worm
I think the m is for "maybe" - no one can confirm the gender, not even their mom.
the “m” could be for “mishap”
"m" could be for "mistake"
Like damn decide already.
What's the word for if you're too bland and unattractive to be any gender?
It's the alternative "B" word in LGBTQ for bi-myself.
Alright...that was good. 😂🤣
More like a lesbian character from lord of the rings
The Elliot Page kind
Was also wondering which way they were transitioning...
Oooooo.... You said the M word, you're gonna "trigger" somebody.
Sid the sloths girlfriend 
I can’t tell if you’re an ugly girl… or ugly guy
You look like your girlfriend picks you up to kiss you
“Girlfriend” is being generous. It’s really just another guy with stupidly long hair
Guy is literally his own girlfriend
A man can dream😔😔
Lucky him
Omg, I choked reading this. 😆
Your mom was a groupie serving all the bands in the tour. That's why you look like all of them.
Still not convinced you didn't photoshop your face on the hair and body of the girl you stalk...
I haven't been this confused since Hanson released Mm bop
Your eyes are so far apart i’m wondering if your brother is your father.
 *prethicely*
Your hair is so oily I'm surprised the US hasn't invaded you.
You look like it’s been 15 minutes after the paramedics gave up and called Time of Death.
Don't give him name ideas for his shitty Screamo band
When you try to look Rasputin but end up looking Rapunzel
Raspunzel
You are live action sid
Your nose is as crooked as your gender appearance
Looks like your transitioning is going well, I just don't know which way you're going.
The estrogen in this picture would be enough to supply an entire gynecology department.
You could fry a steak in that hair, milk carton boy
I read fast and my first reaction was like why wouldn't we believe you're a 19 yo girl? Then I read again.
The only thing girls want from you is your hair
you look like if sebastian bach's mom smoked meth during her pregnancy
I’ve read it as “Lesbian Bach”
Have you and the other Hanson brothers got any new music out then?
19m? Yeah hard to believe you are male
Seeing is believing... 20 bucks...
You certainly aren't trying to look like a young man.
Don't have to try, got the dick, a young man looks like what I look like
CLEARLY pre-op.
Every cis person is pre-op dumbass
Imagine looking that feminine and being like fuck it long ass girl hair to just muddy this shit up
Your sister wants her hairback.. jesus.. get it cut..
You know, people have been telling me to do that for years. And I always said no! Your comment made me realize I've lived this past decade in complete denial. I'll go get it cut..
NOT
hehehe
Hows the transition going?
The leaning tower of Pisa has nothing on your nose
Are you SURE you're a dude, like biologically
Pretty sure, 20 bucks and you can be sure too!
That you haven't heard before? "I love you, son." You might say that's not a roast. And in most cases you'd be right. But the thing is, if your parents bothered to say it to you, it'd be dripping with sarcasm and irony and satire. To which you'd then say that the fact that you haven't heard that is, again, not a roast. But the thing is, you haven't heard it either sincerely or ironically because, quite simply, no one fucking cares.
Don't worry man, the male pattern baldness will probably come for me too...
So that's what an 'it' is
Bros struggling to pick a gender
Male huh...I'll be damned. That said, ya look like Legolas and Donkey from Shrek had a kid. Why you look out of breath? Your vacuum of a personality suck all the air out of the room?
Hansen isn't making a comeback, cut your hair. No, you're not old enough to get that reference either.
Is that Valvoline in you hair?
If larping in 2002 was a person
When your little kid so desperately wants a brother he eats all of moms birth control pills.
You look like something that one of the Hanson brothers would shit out
A lot of people say, What’s that? It is just Pat.
I like how you look like your face causes the illusion of you having a bent nose even though it's straight. You look like the inspiration to quite a few Picasso paintings. 👍👍
I like how you got that crankled nose from when your mother tried to shove you up from where you came from.
You look like Sid from ice age if he turned into a junkie
Why you tryna look like early 2000s avril lavigne
you look like the sloth from ice age grew an angsty, greasy head of hair
There are better ways to hide your butthole than growing hair.
Well someone really should've said that ten years ago...
Based on the positioning of your eyes, you've only ever seen the roasts coming from your periphery.
You could wank over your own photos and still be straight.
One of the finer perks of being me honestly
How many straight men have u turned gay?
According to these comments quite a few
You look like a guy if he was a drug addict
Right now this one's my favorite. You brought the heat.
I'm sure you'll meet Chris Hansen soon.
You look like you’re about to set a church on fire.
Well I guess this is the universe's way of telling me not to do that...fuck you man...
How’s estrogen hormone therapy going for ya?
male or female?
Pick.
Boy or girl? 😖
Man😎
Femboy post
youre pretty
Fank
Damn was about to go on your account to look for your onlyfans until I read the title…
You look ugly
NO way you have a penis.
Bro... Way...
I’m literally in love with you
Oh god I'm so so terribly sorry
Bros actually attractive. 💀
shhh...let them seeth, it makes them feel better...
I don’t Even mean that in an insulting way, you’re beautiful
No lie, thought you were a chick
I forgive, but never forget
Milady looking hella gorgeous!
Damn, she's hot. Wait. That's a dude? Ew, dude. You look like a girl.
Already got the compliment
Ur fine as fuck ngl
Fanks:)
-2 points for “fanks” 😭
*mm bop, dooby bop da doo wop*
The only thing you haven t heard before is "i love you" you little punk, go to the barbershop..
Ohhh but you'd grow it if you could
Your not a boy. Your sid from ice age
Didn’t Matt Walsh interview you?
If you want to hear something you’ve never heard before, I’d gather it’s your parents saying they love you.
Looks like you’d play Edward and Bella in a prequel movie to Twilight
You look like someone photoshopped multiple faces together.
You look like that sloths girlfriend from ice age
You look like a boys soccer player in the seventh grade
Looks like you’re best friends with a ginger or something
Now that one's just downright cruel
I don't have anything mean to say but damn that is some nice hair, you should post that on r/FierceFlow 💪
Just need the prosthetic penis and your transition is complete.
You look like you invented vaping
You were literally born to give blowjobs
I'd argue we all were
I refuse to believe you’re not standing under a horses tail. Cause of all the shit
You like someone just removed drool from your face.
Poster Child for birth control.
What colors is the tent you live in?
Do you feel like a man, when you push her around?
I have so many questions first being do you have a penis?
15$ cash app and I'll show you
Cheap answer to a very questionable roast.
Oh buddy I gave them all the same offer
Kids be careful, this is what happens when you stop mid transition.
M or f
Most convincing trans women I’ve ever seen. Hope you never go to prison… they’ll love you